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Draegur , to lemmyshitpost in I know it's one of you guys

Stupid. This dude has the cleanest dick in the country.

“Eew this penis is too clean to go inside my body” that’s what this whiny bitch sounds like.

No, they totally SHOULD leave. They are clearly too filthy for this CLEAN KING.

FeetinMashedPotatoes ,

“yeah baby you like my baby smooth dick?”

nonplayablecharacter7334 ,

CLEAN KINGS RISE UP.

YOU DROPPED THIS KING 👑 🧼 👀

Draegur ,

> Implication: dropped soap
> Implication: you picked it up
> Implication: and you did it for him

B A S E D

saltnotsugar , to lemmyshitpost in Crypto genius

In prison.

Butthole destroyed.

Make check on coin.

Massive loss in value.

No.

GlitterInfection ,

Just so you know you don’t need to go to prison in order to get your butthole destroyed. It’s much easier to just go on Grindr, which is only an emotional prison.

nightwatch_admin ,

There is a different story here, hidden beneath the floor boards.

bdonvr ,

Fun fact you also don’t need to go to prison for your crypto to depreciate!

SCB ,

Hell I’ve given my butthole quite the thrashing just sitting home by myself.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , to fediverse in Average Lemmy Active Users by Month
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I don’t care that the fediverse has a ton of traffic. It may not have the most users, but it definitely has the best

ki77erb ,

*tips hat

cygnus ,
@cygnus@lemmy.ca avatar

Lem’my

Guster OP ,

Very true. I’m still amazed how good lemmy is considering how small we still are.

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

100% agree. Have encountered a few jerkwads on Lemmy but hey, blocking works. The overall vibe here is 100x better than schmeddit.

ModernRisk ,
@ModernRisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Quick question regards blocking - how does it work exactly?

When I block someone, I can still see their message. Just won’t get a notification. I thought, it would be blocked entirely - so I’m a bit confused.

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

Might depend on the instance or client. I’m using Liftoff. They cease to exist for me.

Thorny_Insight , (edited )

When a blocked user replies to my message I get no notification and might just see “1 more reply” or something like that but when I click it it wont load. Only when I sign out can I read it. However I believe that the blocked users can still see my messages just fine. Same with bans. I can see all posts from lemmy.ml but they can’t see mine.

seathru ,

Exactly. I don’t need the most users. The internet was better back when it wasn’t everybody.

Toribor ,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

People complaining about a loss of users are the same people that will complain about performance issues next time there is a huge influx of users that stresses the infrastructure for popular instances.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I’m way less mad about Kbin having issues than I ever was at Reddit

Pregnenolone ,

I much much prefer the niche community here. Much less shit to have to wade through (see: came here to say this x 100000 per post) to get to the good comments and posts

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

tries to resist urge, fails

Came here to say this!

winter ,

This.

ContentConsumer9999 ,

I think the also helps with this.

MBM ,

Lemmy doesn’t have boosting. …I should check out KBin sometime, also because of the better Mastodon integration

ContentConsumer9999 ,

I'd highly recommend it. The dev has been on an rampage lately. The future of the project seems bright.

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

@Pregnenolone yeah I haven't seen a single "this is the way" comment chain since I got here.

Pregnenolone ,

I’ve seen a few but fortunately they’re rare and they are often downvoted or ignored

Decoy321 , to aboringdystopia in There's no money for education and health care but they'll always find some for war.

What adds salt to the wound is that the money was taken from the IRS who would’ve used it to hire more auditors so they can audit more wealthy people who’ve been cheating on their taxes.For every $1 spent for auditors, they return an average of $12.

So we really lost $168bn in federal income that could’ve helped the public.

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

They don’t want people knowing where their money goes.

EatYouWell ,

The Pentagon can’t/won’t account for trillions of dollars that they’ve been given, which adds more salt to the wound.

someguy3 ,

Brought to by the “if you didn’t do anything wrong, you have nothing to fear” crowd.

ceenote ,

Source? I thought only the house bill, which was DOA in the senate, included that. Don’t mean to sound confrontational, I’d just like to know and haven’t been able to find anything myself.

Decoy321 ,

You’ve got more information than me, I wasn’t aware it died in the Senate. I just assumed the figure in the post was referring to that same House Bill.

JaymesRS ,

I’m pretty sure that bill only passed the house then the companion bill stalled out in Senate committee. Neither Senate Dems or Biden fell for that bait.

Decoy321 ,

Well that’s great news. Thank you

ChaoticNeutralCzech , to memes in Well I feel better now.

Police once apprehended a man at a train station in Kyjov (Kiyov), Czech Republic. He was reported to be drunk but they only found him terribly confused. Turns out, he was a Ukrainian trying to return to Kyjev (Kyiv) but a cashier in another town misunderstood and showed him the wrong train.

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

As a Pole i can relate being confused by sudden exposure to Czech language.

jmcs ,

At least that’s the same continent and not literally on the other side of the world.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

He only had a 150km detour. You can’t blame him for thinking “Kyjov” is the Czech spelling of “Київ” as he might not even have known the alphabet.

pixeltree ,

Oh that’s not bad then. Like still sucks but not too far

p1mrx ,

Kyjov is 1000 km from Kyiv.

emptiestplace ,

…on a good day

ilost7489 ,

Are you suggesting cities migrate?

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Not at all! They could be carried!

Alexstarfire ,

It could grip it by the husk.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

This old guy gets to Heaven, walks up to the Pearly Gates, and there’s St. Peter, checking the records

St Peter asks: “Nationality?”

-“Ruthenian”

“Place of birth?”

-“Austrian Empire”

“School?”

-Czechoslovakia

“Married in?

-“Hungary” “Children born in?”

-“Third Reich”

“Grandchildren born in?”

-“USSR”

“Died?”

-“Ukraine”

St Peter exclaims: “Well, I must say, you got around a bit!”

Little guy: “Not so much. We never left Mukachevo.”

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

He started his journey in Zlín, 75 km from Kyjov.

In fact, the detour could be less than double that. The way to get to Kyiv from Czechia is to get on a train to Przemysl, Poland near Ukrainian borders, from where wide-gauge trains to Ukraine are available. From Zlín, a trolleybus or local train will take you 15 km to Otrokovice where direct trains to Przemysl are available. From Kyjov, the easiest way to get to the Przemysl train is 45 minutes on an express to Staré Město u Uherského Hradiště.

DrinkMonkey , to memes in *shots fired*

This works both for bullets and measles

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Omigod. It really does.

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

See? The real joke is in the comments.

Holzkohlen ,

Why exactly are Americans not vaccinating their kids?

PerogiBoi ,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Because it’s now become a political identity to not vaccinate your kids. The conservative movement decided this during COVID.

Cyberwitch_7493 ,
@Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Decided is a strong word, more like ramped up cyclones of misinformation and continued to double-down, but you’re not wrong.

HurlingDurling ,

No, those idiots decided that before COVID, because according to their independent research (conducted by watching youtube videos of fake doctors) vaccines can cause autism.

Oh the joys of government school defunding.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

The wild thing is, much prior to the pandemic, I associate not vaccinating with the hippy dippy alternative medicine vegan crowd.

dunestorm ,
@dunestorm@lemmy.world avatar

And freckles lol

eochaid , to memes in Firefox gang raise
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

I couldn’t give two shits about a fucking icon.

xavier666 ,

The only correct answer. This thread can be closed.

between2boobies , to technology in Coming to you soon...
@between2boobies@lemmynsfw.com avatar

Adblock is one of the greatest human inventions of all time.

postmateDumbass ,

The best anti virus innovation in decades.

tr11 ,
@tr11@lemmy.world avatar

I agree

nomecks , to memes in Good morning I choose puns.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?

mexicancartel ,

A Cell with huge mitochondria?

obi_one ,

That’s what she said.

mexicancartel ,

Thats what I said too

mindlight ,

You she?

mexicancartel ,

Me who?

newIdentity ,

That’s would also be my guess

PatFussy ,

I was thinking the dots meant it would be

Ion transportation through a cell.

But yours is probably right

AncientBlueberry , to memes in Firefox is the only way.

Google accounts for some 80%+ of Mozilla’s revenue. Firefox struck a different kind of deal with the devil than chromium browsers, but Google is the one pulling the strings.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Sshhhhhh you’ll destroy the narrative!

HappyFrog ,

What narrative? Firefox is the only browser google doesn’t fully control. It’s the only choice if you don’t support the google monopoly.

drathvedro ,

Well, there’s Safari but that’s for apple only, and technically they don’t really control chromium-based browsers - they’d have to do yet another cycle of EEE to actually kill of competition. And firefox can survive without google for a while by downsizing massively and focusing on chinese market as they still have that baidu deal AFAIK.

But overall, yes, Google has in fact cemented themselves as the middlemen for all things internet, on both mobile and desktop.

solivine ,
@solivine@sopuli.xyz avatar

Could you expand on this

gorysubparbagel ,

Google pays Mozilla in exchange for google being Firefox’s default search engine

can ,

I see that as an okay compromise. Anyone who cares will also know how to change it easily.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

And I actually wouldn’t have a problem with using google for searches if it weren’t for the fact they constantly do the captcha thing when I’m connecting via VPN. Captchas for a simple google search.

I’m not against google making money off of a good product, but they’ve enshittified it too much to be considered good now.

Andrew15_5 ,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Bruh, I just checked google.com again after a long time… Damn, I forgot that it was so annoying. Have been using ddg for years — no problem.

Aux ,

Stop using public VPN, problem solved.

archchan ,

A lot of people don’t bother with changing defaults and corpos like Google, Microsoft, and the likes are well aware of this which is why Google pays Mozilla hundreds of millions of dollars per year to be the default search engine.

I understand the compromise at the surface level but the implications just result in Google gaining more power and data, making it harder for “alternatives” to replace it over time which puts us all in an a bad situation when they decide to pull shit like WEI.

can ,

That’s a good point, though I still think the average person is already entrenched in Google. Being the default on an alternative browser isn’t really going to make the difference to the average, uncaring individual.

In a perfect world it wouldn’t be necessary but on the bright side Google search is already doing enough itself to make the average person want to try something else.

letsgocrazy ,

Yeah that’s hardly a game changer.

CrabAndBroom ,

Bit of a weird thought, but I wonder also if they see Mozilla as a sort of controlled opposition too? As in, keep Firefox around so they don’t get in trouble over antitrust or something like that?

merc ,

Mozilla.org is the corpse of Netscape that Google keeps animated so that it looks like they have competition when they really don’t.

The existence of Firefox is something they can point to to say they’re not a monopoly. The fact that 80% of the revenue Firefox receives is from Google means that Google effectively controls them. Mozilla has to weigh every decision against the risk that it will cause Google to withdraw their funding. That severely restricts the choices they’re willing to consider.

Firefox is only 5% of browsers, so it really doesn’t matter to Google if that 5% of users considers using a different search engine. Because of the Firefox user base, many of them will have already switched search engines, and because Google is such a dominant player, many others would switch back to Google if the browser used a different default. So, maybe 10% of that 5% would permanently switch search engines if Google stopped paying. Is that really worth billions per year? Probably not. But, pretending like you have competitors in the browser space and using that to push back on antitrust, that’s definitely worth billions per year.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Google makes something like $100 Billion a year in search ad revenue. 5% of that is $5 Billion.

It’s odd that people think Google is incredibly worried about having too large of a market share in the browser market (which they don’t make any money from) yet their 92% market share in searches is not concerning at all in terms of the potential for regulation.

The truth is nobody does anti-trust anymore (though they definitely should) and the big corporations aren’t worried at all about it. Google makes Chrome, Android, and pays Mozilla because they want to maintain dominance in the search market. Which is the thing they make money form. What they pay Mozilla is a drop in the bucket compared to what they pay Apple to be the default search engine on their devices.

merc ,

Google doesn’t directly make money from their browser, but controlling their browser means they lock in the thing that drives their revenues. They can always test it out against all their ads and make sure it works, putting out a fix if it ever doesn’t. We’ve also seen recently how they’re trying to make it so people can’t run ad blockers, something they could only consider if they lock down the entire browser market.

DogMuffins ,

I disagree.

Google doesn’t “control” mozilla in that way.

They can always test it out against all their ads and make sure it works, putting out a fix if it ever doesn’t.

They could do this even if they weren’t funding mozilla. Ad’s aren’t exactly reliant on bleeding edge web standards anyway. You’re thinking about tracking tech, which they don’t have any input in for firefox.

We’ve also seen recently how they’re trying to make it so people can’t run ad blockers

Well yes, and mozilla was quite vocal in their opposition, demonstrating that Google doesn’t have much control over them.

DogMuffins ,

Do you have any examples of how google is pulling the strings at Mozilla ?

kylostillreigns ,
@kylostillreigns@lemmy.world avatar

For an example, Mozilla being forced to use Google Location Services as default even though Mozilla has its own. I am also a Firefox user but it always makes me wonder what other TnCs forced on Mozilla as part of the search deal.

leanleft ,
@leanleft@lemmy.ml avatar

go to about:config and type “google”

CrypticCoffee ,

For default search.

I’m sure you’re aware Firefox isn’t in the search market. They are in the browser market and need to fund browser development. They’ve used Yahoo in the past and will go with whatever deal gives the best value. They could go with Bing if they wanted.

Funding from them does not mean control, and your insinuation is misleading and false.

RoxActually , to piracy in Disney Raises Prices for Streaming Services by as Much as 27% - Lemmy.world

Yet another example of how the streaming model is a scam. Disney also wants to ban password sharing like Netflix did. The sooner you can get away from services like this the better. Instead of forking over a fortune for all these streaming sites, it makes way more sense to invest in owning the media you consume.

AndreyAsimow ,
@AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world avatar

It was not a big surprise that Disney will follow Netflix as in prohibiting password sharing. It is better for the corp of each viewer has their own account.

I gave up on streaming services and now using Stremio and justchill.

All in one streaming services in the palm of my hand.

El_Rocha ,

I mean, the Netflix password sharing crackdown was a vote put on the users to decide if it’s a good thing to do or not.

And it appears that the results are good, since they are reporting subscriber growth and more revenue. Now every other service will follow because, otherwise, they’d just be wasting untapped profits.

I don’t like this profit maximization companies are trying to do, but one thing is clear: people prefer to pay more for the extra convenience than to stand their ground in their principals.

Even if people like us stand our ground, most won’t even care (I can see it in my personal relationships as well).

AndreyAsimow ,
@AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world avatar

Priority for corporation will always be profit maximization. Users are secondary.

El_Rocha ,

Yeah, and in cases where there is a monopoly or quasi-monopoly of a product it becomes really exploitative.

But in this case in particular, I’m gonna have to say it’s the fault of the users.

They chose to pay more for a worst product that had already been declining in quality steadily, when there are tons of other streaming services with good content.

AndreyAsimow ,
@AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world avatar

I guess that is the fault of not being aware of alternatives, or brand royalty.

Average Users just want to be comfortable with watch they already have and don’t want to hassle to learn new habits.

Disney simply chose to skip the voting and went straight to forbid password sharing. They are hoping for gaining new customers like Netflix .

SinningStromgald ,

And that is why we need a new corporate contract where the betterment of its employees, communities and it’s services/products is a corporations goal not endless growth for the sake of profit.

AndreyAsimow ,
@AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world avatar

Unfortunately they are pushed by the investors to focus on generating profit for them.

If I would give money to someone to make more money. I would expect more and more not less or a fix amount.

SinningStromgald ,

If the corporate contract changes then the expectation of investors would have to change as well. Changing the corporate contract is fundamental to changing nearly everything. What’s even better is that no one can argue it’s “evil socialism/communism” because it just isn’t but it still affects sweeping positive changes.

AndreyAsimow ,
@AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world avatar

Whit this the company might risk the chance to loose some of their biggest investors, who are keeping the company alive.

The implementation of such change would take years to slowly modify and chisel as much money-loosing-holes as possible.

Plus there would be board meetings where the company have to come up with a short term plan to Convince every money oriented board member that the new corporate contract will shovel money to the business. It is not easy, trust me.

They can’t afford to loose money first to gain money years later.

Foggyfroggy ,

And I’m still paying less (although the margin is smaller now) than when I had to choose a cable tv package. Even with inflation.

A la carte channels are what we wanted for 50 years and this is pretty close. Don’t get me wrong, I pirate everyday because fuck’em, but it’s better than cable.

Corkyskog ,

It’s just still relatively cheap. I don’t know anyone who has more than 4 streaming services (although I am sure there are some) at once concurrently, that’s still cheaper than the average cable bill ($83).

El_Rocha ,

Still, if you were sharing with 3 friends before, it’s a 4x price spike for you.

sparklecherryz OP ,

Current streaming has messed up the popularity of legal cord cutting. There’s no real difference in cable and streaming anymore.

InvaderDJ ,

The difference is that you need to subscribe to multiple services now to get everything you want, instead of just one.

girthero ,

And relogin to whatever annoying login process each one makes you do.

Corkyskog ,

That’s essentially the same as the various cable packages. It would take me longer to call and add more cable channels (if I had cable) than it would to sign up for every streaming service available.

th3dogcow ,
@th3dogcow@lemmy.world avatar

That’s all very well, but in some regions like Australia, Disney has or has announced the end of DVD and Blu-ray sales, which sucks.

weedwhacking ,

I canceled all my services and purchased all my content on iTunes. In the long run it’s cheaper especially if you use something like cheap charts to follow sales, and I get all the benefits of streaming model while still owning my media. I’m happy!

th3dogcow ,
@th3dogcow@lemmy.world avatar

That’s smart! Just realise that you don’t actually own anything though, just license it. Which for the most part is the same. However, sometimes things like background music get changed due to licensing fees. So, for example , Scrubs (tv show) dvd is far superior to what you can purchase for streaming.

Corkyskog ,

Not to mention that their is no guarantee ITunes even will exist forever. It’s highly unlikely, but possible that Apple decides in the future to get out of that business entirely…

jherazob ,
@jherazob@kbin.social avatar

Last i saw, the physical media version of their recent shows came with a box and a code to get it online, not actual discs, so they're effectively getting out of the business of letting you own your media

ricecooker ,

For real??? That’s garbage

sparklecherryz OP ,

They started doing that with discs back in mid-2010 along with videogames. Not surprised that it’s just papers now.

Corkyskog ,

I mean it was awfully silly when you had to insert a disc just to have to download part or all of the game anyway.

mishimaenjoyer ,
@mishimaenjoyer@kbin.social avatar

streaming hit the wall the moment every corp wanted to make their own service to cut out netflix. the boom in streaming happend - at least in most parts of europe - because basically everything anyone wanted (even some hbo titles) had been on netflix for 10 eurobucks a month and now you have to sub at least three services for almost thrice the price each. and especially disney+ is complete trash if you're not a marvel/star wars stockholm syndrome victim. now asking for even more in times of inflation and recession is a slap into the face of subscribers.

hogart ,
@hogart@feddit.nu avatar

People forget families have children who wants cartoons. Which makes it even worse because it’s hard to cut off services.

FigMcLargeHuge ,

It’s funny how we managed to survive without streaming services. I distinctly remember teaching my kids how to rewind a vcr tape. They watched the same Barney episode about 400 times per day. Guess kids nowadays can’t handle that.

mishimaenjoyer ,
@mishimaenjoyer@kbin.social avatar

it's funny how the "when we were kids, whe didn't even had a tv at home and we were happy"-routine from our grandparents moved up to "we watched the same episode on vhs on repeat!" now millennials are getting older.

Corkyskog ,

I mean at least my parents had rabbit ears… kinda cruel to force a kid to rewatch Barney when PBS has been accessible over the air to 95% of people for like the last few decades.

FigMcLargeHuge ,

I didn’t force them to to anything. Not sure how anyone jumped to that conclusion.

Corkyskog , (edited )

I just don’t understand why you would rewatch something 500 times when you get hot barney straight off the press back then… it was even super easy to watch barney later, you just pressed the red button and recorded over the tape.

And if one even bothered to read the manual, you could usually preset recording times on most devices. Although shows also had this weird habit of being offset by ad hoc commercial inserts or unplanned interruptions. So it wasn’t super uncommon on most channels (PBS was actually a bit of an exception, due to lack of ads) to be off a few minutes from schedule.

The 90s were neat.

FigMcLargeHuge ,

You know that shows only come on at scheduled times, and having a set of various tapes was the same as having an online subscription that’s being discussed in this thread. And yes, we taped shows for the kids to watch and add to their library. There’s a million things I can’t explain why a couple of kids aged 3 and 6 would do. Watching Barney over and over is just one of them.

hogart ,
@hogart@feddit.nu avatar

Yeah lets have our kids watch Barney 400 times.

FigMcLargeHuge ,

Even at a young age they have their own freewill. I forced nothing, merely provided them the tools, which was my point. You don’t have to have a subscription to a streaming service to keep a child entertained.

poppy ,

I think some people have not had much interaction with young kids. Sometimes they only want to watch one. single. thing. over and over and over and over again.

FigMcLargeHuge ,

Bingo.

Lemmylaugh ,

Like baby shark

DebatableRaccoon ,

Eurobucks? I think you mean eddies.

Foggyfroggy ,

You got it, choom

DebatableRaccoon ,

Preem

MrVilliam ,

now asking for even more in times of inflation and recession is a slap into the face of subscribers.

But not raising prices is a slap in the face for executives and shareholders! How will the rich people’s yacht money economy possibly weather that storm?!

Hobbes ,

I’m about to set sail. Streaming is only convenient and cost effective until it isn’t. They are headed for the isn’t pretty rapidly.

IIOrochiII ,

I mean it is better to have them offline at least nothing gets in your way when watching

VenutianxSpring , to politics in Mega Thread - Donald Trump Pleads Not Guilty to Conspiring to Defraud the United States in Arraignment - Washington DC

I really want to see something come of this and I have a sliver of hope that it will, but I’m too tired to get excited about it.

echoplex21 ,

How I’ve felt for almost 6 years now lol. It’s good to see action and I’ll support it in whatever way, I just don’t get my hopes up anymore.

catfish ,

lol, your poor hopes…

GuyDudeman ,
@GuyDudeman@lemmy.world avatar

How are they going to get an impartial jury?

AFKBRBChocolate ,

I’ve been wondering about that, too. I mean, if they want people who haven’t already formed an opinion and read articles on the charges, they’re going to have to go to a hermitage.

eestileib ,

You underestimate the complete lack of curiosity of your fellow American.

LeFantome ,

The scary thing is, it will probably be very easy to find people that have not been paying attention.

FordBeeblebrox ,

I will buy the oldest single malt I can afford on the day I read the headline that it’s finally over and the cell doors are closed, but until then it’s just too much damn noise to keep up and try to stay somewhat sane. Fuck the entire GOP for making us have to wade through this shit constantly.

VenutianxSpring ,

You know I’d glady share a drink with you in that day. It’d mean that there’s still some hope left in this world.

ohlaph ,

Same. Let’s plan a global cheers!

sin_free_for_00_days ,

I doubt you’d have to plan much. If/When the day comes, there will be less alcohol in the world by the next morning.

VenutianxSpring ,

I hope this isn’t like the beer pods they installed in Cleveland for when the browns win a game. Those didn’t get use for a very long time lol

Erk ,

I’d join you for that malt but I’m pretty sure they’re going to drag this out for the very high chance he’ll die before he faces consequences, because they’re too afraid of what will happen if he faces consequences.

JeffCraig ,

The DOJ wouldn’t have brought these charges unless they knew they would stick.

Something like 99% of cases that DOJ brings charges for are won, but that’s mostly because 97% of the defendants please guilty. 25% of those that fight are acquited, so still pretty good chances that he goes to jail from this.

Still, the first GOP president will just pardon him, so even if we win, we’ll eventually lose.

eran_morad ,

Lol GA & NY.

LeFantome ,

Can Kemp pardon him in GA?

MutilationWave ,

As far as I understand it, governors can’t pardon.

sin_free_for_00_days ,

Michael Cohen went to trial where Trump was “Individual-1”, yet for some reason Trump seemed to have never gotten punished for that one.

Riccosuave ,
@Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar

He has literally been charged in New York relating to the hush money payments that Michael Cohen went to prison over. So this isn’t exactly true.

“The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice.” - Martin Luther King Jr.

Mog_fanatic ,

When it comes to things like this I just have to ask one question: does the accused have an ass ton of money? If not, uh oh looks like some jail time coming. If yes, well then carry on, nothing to see here.

eestileib ,

Bernie Madoff had tens of billions of dollars. Epstein was rich, so was Weinstein.

If you piss off the wrong people (or you’re dangerous to the wrong people) cash can’t save you.

ArgonautVehicle , to mildlyinfuriating in Musk is undeniably just trying to run twitter into the ground at this point.

Elon Musk, the latest billionaire owner of the online screaming match known as Twitter, sat slumped at his desk, staring at a wall of monitors blinking with a technicolor smorgasbord of error messages. The reason? He’d just let Twitter’s hosting contract with Google lapse because he thought it’d be fun to see if he could migrate it somewhere else. The results? Not so fun.

A comment on Reddit had caught his eye, and he couldn’t shake it. “Every now and then Elon must have a moment of clarity. Where it occurs to him ‘Maybe I am just stupid?’ But then he violently buries the thought.”

“Stupid?” he scoffed aloud to his empty office, sending a mini landslide of Mars Rover prototypes tumbling off his desk. “I’m a genius.”

He remembered how smart he’d felt when he decided to axe the account verification system, only to reinstate it after a week of high-profile mix-ups that included the Dalai Lama being mistaken for a llama enthusiast.

And the content moderation! Who needs it? Well, as it turned out, everyone. Without it, Twitter had turned into a feral wilderness of conspiracy theories, insult slinging, and more unsolicited pictures of eggplants than a greengrocer’s catalog.

And then there was Kanye. “Free Kanye!” he’d declared one afternoon after one too many rocket fuel coffees. But after the notorious rapper had declared war on flannel shirts and clogged up the site with CAPS LOCK tweets, the ban was back on faster than you can say “Kim Kardashian for president.”

“Stupid?” he muttered again, watching as Twitter spontaneously DDOS’d itself like a robotic bull in a digital china shop.

There was a pause. Then a grin spread slowly across Elon’s face, as if he’d just understood the punchline to a particularly tricky joke. “Naaaah,” he laughed, slapping the desk.

He looked at the chaos on the screens, the digital calamity his decisions had wrought, and couldn’t help but chuckle. There was something amusing about being this absurdly, cosmically, hilariously brilliant.

“Back to the drawing board,” he chuckled, picking up a Mars Rover and making it do little jumps across his desk.

M_g ,

Honestly this is probably more close to reality than anyone wants to admit.

VioletteRei ,
@VioletteRei@lemmy.world avatar

Is the Dalai Lama bit true?

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Remember elon musk isn’t smart

We shouldn’t credit him for Tesla, spacex, etc because it’s the employees that actually put in the effort and contribute

Elon is just a Mr moneybags that thinks he smart because the things he funded have been good ideas when he actually never contributed anything to those ideas

I can’t wait until the companies he’s finding push him out completely

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

People call him an inventor. He’s not an inventor, he’s an investor. He’s not an engineer. He doesn’t know how to make cars or rockets. He didn’t invent the Tesla and he just plowed money into SpaceX. His brilliant ideas are things like having the Tesla make a fart noise. His experience is in coding and, based on comments of former Twitter engineers, he’s not even very good at that.

SolarNialamide ,

He doesn’t even have experience in coding either. He always pretends to but the only degree he has is in business or something.

WhereGondor ,

More please!

saxysammyp ,

This is art!

bstix , to linuxmemes in Windows updating just before thesis defense

“Don’t turn off” is the worst kind of status message.

When it eventually hangs for various reasons, you actually do need to turn off your pc for it to complete or to let it roll back in an error state.

When “just hang in there” is still present on the third day you’ll start wondering why you bought that piece of furniture and won’t mind the consequences of turning it off.

null ,

What should it say instead?

jawa21 ,
@jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Console output with status of the current operation, including error and warning messages

AspieEgg ,

Not to defend Windows too much in a Linux community, but you can turn on verbose status messages for the screens you see during startup, shutdown, login and log off. It’s a setting that can either be turned on with the local or domain group policy, or by registry key.

Still though, it’s not as detailed as full console output, but is definitely more helpful than just telling you to wait.

CEbbinghaus ,
@CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world avatar

Source please. I need this as I am forced to use Windows for work. Where is the registry key I need to change mlord

AspieEgg ,

In group policy (local or domain):
Computer Configuration > Administrative Templates > System > Display highly detailed status messages

Also make sure that this policy is not set or set to disabled:
Computer Configuration > Administrative Templates > System > Remove Boot / Shutdown / Logon / Logoff status messages

Instead of using local group policy you could use the registry:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System
“VerboseStatus”=dword:00000001

If you do it through registry, make sure this key is either non-existant or set to 0.
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System
“DisableStatusMessages”

If you use Windows a lot, get used to the group policy editor. Your computer should have the local group policy editor on it. If you’ve never used it before, you’ll be surprised at how configurable Windows can be if you know where to look. They just don’t really give those options to the everyday user.

CEbbinghaus ,
@CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks. That should also be fairly easy to automate. Might set it up as a powershell script so I have it on every Windows pc I am forced to use. Much appreciated kind stranger

BURN ,

The average user does not want to see that and does not need to see that. That’s how you end up with thousands of support requests of “why is my computer showing these errors?”

Things should be abstracted from the users by default. There’s no need for grandma to see a console output every time windows needs to update.

TimeNaan ,

I disagree. I think that some aspects of the software should be open about what they’re doing to everyone. Otherwise people just get used to the idea that everything is a black box that they have no real control of. It also helps educate people on IT and its concepts overall.

Even if they can’t specifically tell what is going on, they can see something is going on. And as long as this does not make it harder to use, the more info the better.

JetpackJackson , to linuxmemes in Gotta stab a new drive into computer

I was shocked when I realized people pronounced it fs-tab lmao

clif ,

I’ve never heard fs-tab in my life. Always f-stab. Hmmm…

BlackPenguins ,

Oh shit. Does that stand for file system?

Revan343 ,

File system table

Empricorn ,

*File System Table-stab

Linguist ,

Mentally I say Fs-tab because its filesystem table but if I ever say it out loud its f-stab

some_guy ,

Madness.

JetpackJackson ,

Now that’s insanity

Empricorn ,

I’m calling the authorities. All of them.

Bishma ,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

TIL for me

JetpackJackson ,

Congrats for being one of today’s lucky 10000! Sauce

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Was the other way around for me. F-stab just makes no sense.

JetpackJackson ,

Idk its just how my brain decided to “chop up” the word if that makes sense

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

stab up the word

JetpackJackson ,

Sure we can put that way lol

Empricorn ,

But it sure is memorable!

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