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FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sounds totally real sovcit.
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I think there are SovCits who think if they write a long enough post, it will come true.

Either that, or they’ve been drinking that moonshine still guy’s end product.

ccunning ,

Feels like some form of hypnosis to me…

breadsmasher , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sounds totally real sovcit.
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Surely there are scammers who have seen people posting shit like this, and offering to “help” people claim this magic money.

“Yeah just need your SSN, full name and address, and I will do all the paperwork for you! You tell me how much you want to take from your “national debt owed to you”, and I will do all the work with the bank on your behalf”

DoucheBagMcSwag , to lemmyshitpost in This explains much.

“Very rigged and very unfair”

saltesc , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

Please don’t remind current-state Disney of this, unless you want to see yet another beloved franchise destroyed in an inconceivable way.

That seems to be Disney’s only achievable direction right now. Massacring all creativity out of everything they own for sake of…I can’t even tell anymore, but apparently it’s somehow not even money.

PDFuego ,
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We’ll end up with a live action The Muppet Movie remake only starring humans.

BubbleMonkey ,

That’s so meta I’d actually be interested to see how they pull it off…

Poorly, that’s a given, but beyond that.

dejected_warp_core ,

We would get things like Treasure Island where Tim Curry’s part is played by a single Muppet. So yeah, not great.

Ummdustry ,

cats style CGI fursuits, except now it’s kermit

psud ,

In the wrong accent and cadence “high ho, Kermit The Frog here”

corsicanguppy , (edited )

It’s not just Disney digging the graveyard to sell more rotting remains and wondering why they don’t go for top dollar; it’s the lot of them. FREAKY FRIDAY is coming out again.

What’s next? Non-racist Chitty Chitty bang-bang? Twin child actors again with yet another parent trap?

GraniteM ,

A24 presents 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝕿𝖗𝖆𝖕

Asudox , to cat in Meet Anya, my beautiful ragdoll kitty
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fluffy cat

nifty , to lemmyshitpost in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now
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This scale is so exaggerated, I am short and know tall people, they do not tower over me like that haha

bradinutah , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

This idea makes too much sense and would make way too much money.

Disney board - “Pass”

ThrowawayPermanente , to lemmyshitpost in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

How old is this chart? The average American has got to be at least 5’10"

Num10ck ,

5’9. close enough.

drphungky ,

Average American man is 5’9.3" (and has been around for a long time). So not only is the graph misleading it’s just wrong.

In case anyone was wondering, within America: White 5’10", Black 5’ 9", Asian and Hispanic around 5’7".

mememuseum , to lemmyshitpost in This explains much.

I love using save states in emulators to win this every time.

MindTraveller , to insanepeoplefacebook in The Voice and The Illuminati

Oh no, a blood drinking ritual! That’s bad because consuming part of a once living being is wrong. That’s why Christian conspiracy theorists are all vegans, right?

chatokun ,

Don’t think he was quite a conspiracy theorist, though I do think he was raised on John Birch Society stuff, but a previous coworker, catholic, told me people shouldn’t even be punished for animal abus3 because animals don’t have souls.

Christians literally believe the statements in genesis to mean they are just shy of God themselves, and all other living beings are inferior, without God’s protection. In several cases, they include nonwhite racses in this list of inferior as well. Man is to rule over them or whatever.

Hikermick ,

The Eucharist ritual is about drinking blood

danc4498 , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

Something about a human grooming a kidnapped muppet is disturbing to me. I think just make Miss Piggy the beast and Kermit the beauty. Their relationship is already a bit rapey.

MotoAsh ,

Uh… what are you on about? She’s not exactly kidnapped or groomed in the original Disney movie…

She’s jailed for trespassing, and she grooms him in to not being an angry hateful troll… Not all “grooming” is bad, ffs. Get the entire overarching story correct before you complain about something very, very dumb and wrong…

crawancon , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

same

stebo02 , to lemmyshitpost in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way
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Hate on Google and Microsoft all you want but their cloud services are pretty convenient.

snooggums , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake
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So basically the Muppet Treasure Island and Muppet Christmas Carol treatment for cartoons.

Yes, that would clearly work and Disney is squandering the potential.

Tikiporch ,

You clearly didn’t watch Muppet Haunted Mansion.

snooggums ,
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I don’t remember hearing about Muppet Haunted Mansion, is it good?

MrFappy ,

It’s actually very good. I enjoyed it thoroughly

flambonkscious ,

Would one need to have seen the original first?

MrFappy ,

lol there isn’t an original unless you count the Eddie Murphy version, which is not really connected to the muppet one. Besides both being about the haunted mansion.

GlendatheGayWitch ,

It’s not based on the movies, it’s based off the ride itself. You would catch more references having ridden the ride at any of the parks.

BigDaddySlim , to lemmyshitpost in Damn it Salmo
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