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wildcardology , to news in Kyle Rittenhouse's family plead for money as they face eviction

Kyle Rittenhouse learning that his family is struggling.

LOL

Lucidlethargy ,

That’s actually him learning that one of the people he shot at survived. Just a reminder, this shithead crossed state lines to dump gas on the fire of a protest and riot caused by disgusting, racially motivated circumstances.

He wanted to kill some people that night, so he brought a big gun. His success resulted in a lot of free money from the folks that want everyone else struggling to survive without violating a ten commandment to go hungry.

JudahBenHur ,

you think they don’t covet their neighbors wives, take the lord’s name in vain, worship false idols/put other gods before “him” and don’t steal?

Trainguyrom ,

Just a reminder, this shithead crossed state lines to dump gas on the fire of a protest

The “crossed state lines” thing really irks me because does nobody know that maps exist? I’m thinking about crossing state lines today because I need to get more baby wipes. Shithead went to the next town over, which just so happened to be in a different state.

But let’s also not forget he went and partied with KKK members immediately after posting his crowdfunded bail, just in case there’s any questions on how much of a shithead he is

Snowclone ,

I’ve lived in the edge of a state before. It’s really hard to miss what side of the populated area is one state or another, and the fact that there are laws about crossing. I knew if I went shooting in CA I needed to keep my ammunition and firearm in seperate compartments, unloaded, and that I couldn’t have friends buy me a gun to take across if I couldn’t legally buy it myself. And I was just shooting clay pigeons, not my racially hated neighbors.

lightnsfw ,

He’s a prick but everyone he shot was the same race as him.

Snowclone ,

I’m sure that disappointed him deeply, the blatant racism isn’t erased by this. He’s publicly linked himself to well known racists, he’s not shy about it, also he clearly went in the hopes of killing black people, pretty sure he said as much before he left.

lightnsfw ,

I’m not arguing that he isn’t racist. Just wanted to make sure you understood the situation properly so as not to spread misinformation.

Snowclone ,

Also I don’t know if you know this, but most white supremacist would be more inclined to kill ‘‘race traitors’’ before killing other races in many situations.

I’m not saying he killed who he intended to kill. I’m saying my plan was to shoot clay pigeons. His plan was to shoot BLM protestors.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I sure as hell know which side of the state border my town is on is the one where I don’t want to be caught with weed in my car.

ZombiFrancis ,

The straw purchase of the murder weapon the judge shrugged and tossed on a whim is something that can land you in jail for 10 years.

There was a parallel case to Rittenhouse: Andrew Coffee IV. He was acquitted in his case but the charge of his weapon possession is what got him 10 years.

But Rittenhouse’s judge figured hey, NBD, and everybody clapped.

snooggums , to lemmyshitpost in We see what you're doing
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Does the president have complete immunity shouldn’t take more than the time it takes to type the word ‘No’.

He isn’t a king, and as far as I know all six of these idiots went to college and should be aware of that by now.

Cannibal_MoshpitV3 ,

All expenses paid luxury vacations as a “gift” seems to be more important to them

Darorad ,

Okay, but if they don’t say no, Biden has the opportunity to do something very funny.

bradinutah ,

A humorous joke like “Yes, Mrs. Thomas, we are Seal Team 6 and no, we don’t need a warrant because of who sent us.”

kinkles ,
@kinkles@sh.itjust.works avatar

I want him to jaywalk up to a podium and rip a dollar bill in half

whostosay ,

This might be the funniest comment of all time, so unhinged

Jackcooper ,

I read it once and didn’t smile then I read yours and reread it and cracked tf up

You’re a comedy hype person

Pilferjinx ,

They’re playing it safe. Their lives could literally be at stake during the night of long knives Trump has promised.

Serinus ,

If they wanted to play it safe they could just rule that the Constitution is still valid, particularly the part where insurrectionists can’t hold office.

grue ,

Fucking cowards are morally obligated to resign if they’re too scared to do their goddamn jobs!

They have zero goddamn excuse, and I have zero goddamn sympathy.

jkrtn ,

At least one of the judges needs time to figure out the best vacation package he can get for this ruling.

originalucifer , to mildlyinfuriating in It seems like all packaged foods do this now
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

wouldnt weight slightly fluctuate with moisture content?

gregorum ,

yeah. 8g is a tiny weight difference here and could easily be accounted-for due to humidity with pasta. it’s about the weight of 3-4 strands of that pasta

deweydecibel ,

Could also just be losing a strand or two in packaging. It happens. That’s why they’re allowed some wiggle room on the packaging weight, and 8 grams is a pretty reasonable margin of error for a product like this.

Shrinkflation is definitely a thing, but this isn’t a good example.

Carighan ,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

It’s also why the target is 410 was of 400 I’d imagine .

9715698 ,

The same package in Germany is 500g, so maybe there is an element of shrinkflation as well.

Head ,

Idk about that. When I worked in a factory we always measured 510 g into our 500 g packages in order to avoid this happening. You’re getting ripped off and making excuses for it.

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

So they package it wet? If the weight went down it means the pasta was wetter at time of boxing.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

yeah, but that doesnt mean much. the hoover damn is still drying.

akilou ,

So is all the water it’s holding back 😱

HikingVet ,

The Hoover Dam concrete would cure in 125 years by conventional or natural methods. Crews, however, used some innovative engineering methods to hasten the process.

Nearly 600 miles of steel pipes woven through the concrete blocks significantly reduced the chemical heat from the setting for the concrete. Crews relied on 1,000-pound blocks of ice produced daily at the site’s ammonia-refrigeration plant.

Would have doesn’t mean is. Source

SchmidtGenetics ,

Fun fact, concrete actually never stops curing, so I don’t know why they claim they could speed it up. Concrete has to set, dry and cure. You can speed up the first two, but not the last. You can make it reach design spec in say 7 days instead of 28, but it never stops curing.

HikingVet ,

Opinion: If it never stops curing, then maybe we should stop using that term.

SchmidtGenetics ,

What other term would we use? Lost of items never fully “cure” I’m struggling to think of something that does. Paint doesn’t, nail polish doesn’t.

It’s why it has to dry and set first. Concrete is completely usable after it’s set, it just gets stronger as it cures.

Why do you think paint says not to wash the wall for a month after, the paint still has to cure after drying and setting.

HikingVet ,

I’m saying, come up with another term.

SchmidtGenetics ,

Or you just didn’t know what the term meant and assumed and now for some odd reason want multiple industries to change what they’ve used for decades….?

Sure they’ll get right on that, or you could read a dictionary, there’s that option too.

HikingVet ,

Or we could stop pedantic arguments like this by having a separate name for the two similar but different chemical reactions.

SchmidtGenetics ,

…. Cure and set, I literally just explained that to you…. Yet you still want cure changed?

And for what it’s worth, I gave a fun fact, and you started being the “pedantic” one after that since you misunderstood, so go look in a mirror? lmfao.

HikingVet ,

And you were the one to get your feathers ruffled by my opinion that you could have just left alone.

So pedant, shall we continue?

SchmidtGenetics ,

…. Your opinion was

If it never stops curing, then maybe we should stop using that term.

So I explained that’s why we use “set” and now apparently I’m pedantic for pointing out we have those terms and have zero need to do that. That ruffled your feathers.

Imma just block you.

HikingVet ,

And my opinion wasn’t about set and cure.

It was about materials that have a point where they finish curing and the ones that continue to cure. Because as YOU state there are materials in both categories.

SchmidtGenetics , (edited )

RH during packing 55%, RH in OPs house 25%

Just different conditions, even his their (sorry) neighbors house could have a different RH and different results.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

not wet, but probably not nearly as dry, per se. also, fluctuations in temperature (specifically, mass of air in the packaging), as well as calibration issues on the devices- if you use two devices to measure… you’ll always get slightly off measurements.

CleoTheWizard ,
@CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world avatar

It’s far more likely that this is just weight variation which is allowable per the Food Safety and Inspection Service

However, I would sooner blame the scale itself as it doesn’t look like a scientific scale. So it’s likely not calibrated and will drift over time. Plenty of things could explain an 8g difference as measured by the average joe.

Gork ,

If it weren’t obscenely expensive to do so, it would make sense for all scales to be calibrated to a NIST traceable standard, with periodic recalibrations at preset intervals.

CleoTheWizard ,
@CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world avatar

Most kitchen scales could be easily calibrated with a measuring cup and water if they really wanted to do this. Just have a few included cups for 25,50,100ml of water and then fill them on the scale and tell it what the volume is.

That will easily get you within a gram of error for most common food weights.

PlantObserver ,

If I’m reading table 2-9 right this package would be allowed to be under by 28.3g

fine_sandy_bottom ,

Yeah that seems to be how it reads.

Weird that heavier packages are allowed a smaller tolerance ? Like a 198g package can be 28g under, but in the last row anything over 4.5kg needs to vary by less than 1%

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

If you want to get technical, aren’t grams a measure of mass, not weight, so a kitchen scale needs to assume a value for gravity’s acceleration to tell you grams, which could be slightly off depending where you are on earth?

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

here ya go

tldr; why not both

Skua ,

Volume is not mass, and neither of them is weight. A gram is strictly speaking a measure of mass, and we just consider it to be a unit of weight in casual terms because the only frame of reference the vast majority of us have has reasonably constant gravity so we conflate mass and weight. That you can sort of use grams to measure volume is literally only because the density of common stuff (especially water) is close enough for most purposes. It's kinda like measuring a distance in units of time so long as the method of travel is known. I can say "an hour's walk" and I'm not really measuring distance there but you know roughly how far I mean

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

exactly, youre technically correct, but functionally irrelevant in this context

RunawayFixer ,

I thought that you were on to something and did a quick google search: the variation is apparently only 0.5%. And a variation that big is only found when comparing a measurement on the poles (heavier) vs the equator (lighter) and I think it unlikely that this pasta was made on Antarctica. So nope, it’s not the reason, they really do owe the op 2 grams of pasta.

Krudler OP ,

I think its a fair question from a certain perspective.

However, the law requires that the package contents contain at least as much as stated. If humidity is an issue, it’s up to the manufacturer to factor that in. Besides, this is dry pasta my friend.

I also bought salami. It was 13 g short. It’s produced in the plant 4km from me.

There are no excuses to short the customer and it is illegal.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

ha, define dry (youll need to be precise). how long in the atmosphere is a packaged product warrantied to hold its weight? just curious

Krudler OP ,

No you’re not curious lol You’re doing textbook sea lioning

Go find someone else to mildly anmoy

originalucifer , (edited )
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

ha, ok. i thought we were having a conversation. have fun with your mild anger! byeE!

Wogi ,

It is not illegal to sell a single container under the listed net weight.

The net weight must not be under the average weight of a sample of packages. There’s a whole set of rules for maximum allowable variance and for packages under a pound, it’s a little more than 7 grams.

Your scale is almost certainly not accurate enough to tell the difference a few tenths of a gram would make.

piecat ,

And that’s literally how we got the bakers dozen.

If your dozen of baked goods wasn’t above a threshold you would be harshly punished. So bakers would give an extra so there’s no way they would get in trouble.

cokeslutgarbage ,

So interesting. I always thought the bakers dozen came from the fact that tue baker would make 13 so they had one for themselves

SkepticalButOpenMinded ,

Why are you getting downvoted? Why is Lemmy defending rich corporations and not consumers??

You opened dry pasta in a dry room and got less than the advertised amount. If there’s residual moisture in the factory that evaporates, that is their problem, not ours. Yes it’s a small variation, but that reasoning works both ways: they should include a few extra strands to make sure the consumer gets the right amount.

runjun ,

Also, could it be the weight with the box?

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

8 grams? I doubt very much a cardboard box only weighs 8 grams.

runjun ,
argh_another_username ,

When you see “Net weight” or a symbol that looks like a big minuscule “e”, it means that the package weight doesn’t count.

XTL ,

I don’t see anything like that in OP’s picture.

Baines ,

can I see a pic out the box with it above weight stated?

aoidenpa ,

Yeah what about the other one, like drops on a cold beer?

scarabic ,

I had to explain to my kids the other day how you don’t ever wish death on anyone. I was just going to ask if OP lives somewhere dry, because that would explain why they’re seeing this with so many foods.

People might be wondering wtf there’s no moisture in dry pasta. But there is: it will absorb moisture content from the surrounding atmosphere.

I had to learn about this effect because of woodworking. Wood absorbs enough moisture to appreciably change in size over the seasons, to the point where your whole table can crack in half if it’s built the wrong way.

De_Narm , to memes in Google “search”

That’s not only a search engine problem in itself - websites also got worse in general to appeal to googles algorithm. Which means that other search engines would show similar crap, unfortunately.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Nah man, duckduckgo is good, there’s other alternatives and searx unified them all

SailorMoss ,

SearX isn’t maintained anymore, SearXNG is the meta-search engine that is still maintained.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Eh, DDG is mediocre, but I don’t know of a better one ATM.

seathru ,

Kagi is pretty good. But not free.

Mr_Blott ,

Kagi is pretty good *because it’s not free

I really hope it’ll get better if more people use it

I also wonder how it will be abused by the sEo sPeCiAliSTs who spam my fucking business email ten times a week. Fuck off “Chris”

snowe ,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

Kagi. Way better than Google and DDG.

Gabu ,

DuckDuckGo is not good. It’s only marginally less pathetic than Google, but that has to do for the time being.

blind3rdeye ,

I remember in the early days of the internet Alta Vista search worked quite well. It was easy to find what you wanted, and find new things relevant to your interests - and so it became very popular. Unfortunately, Alta Vista only worked well if people made their websites in good faith. It was searching meta-tags and text on the page; and so when greedy people wanted to get more traffic on their website, they found it easy to exploit Alta Vista’s search. As more and more people started exploiting the system, the search got worse and worse.

I remember the day I switched to using Google. I was searching for some C programming stuff on Alta Vista with technical words - and the results had more porn sites than programming sites. Like, wtf. Obviously that search doesn’t work anymore. It stopped working because arseholes were exploiting it.

And now, pretty much the same thing is happening to Google. Their algorithm worked better for longer than what Alta Vista was doing, but it seems that self-interested people have kind of cracked the system, and now the results are mostly just junk instead of useful stuff. (Note, I stopped using Google several years ago. I’ve been using Duck Duck Go. But you’re right that the problem is more widespread than just Google.)

sub_ubi ,

Profit motives are good at ruining social platforms; society.

intensely_human ,

Profit motive does okay with goods you buy. But free stuff in a profit motive system is gonna be weird.

greenskye ,

Yep the whole Internet feels like a dying mall. There are still some places I go for specific needs, but I’d say my casual browsing of any kind just keeps getting smaller.

baropithecus ,

I legitimately switched back to local teletext as my main news source. No SEO bullshit, no ads, the articles are succinct and written by humans (for now).

LogicalDrivel , to memes in We're doomed
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

I wanted to learn more so i went looking for an article. Heres a pretty good write up. sciencealert.com/flowers-are-spreading-in-antarct…

TLDR: Lots of flowering plants, moss and algae spreading. In March, temperatures near the south pole reached 39 °C above normal for three days in a row, hitting a peak of -10 °C (14 °F). Warm enough for researchers to walk around in shorts and shirtless…In Antarctica. Yeah were fucked.

pete_the_cat ,

I find it hilarious that they’re like “It’s 14F! Break out the shorts and T-shirts!” Meanwhile anyone anywhere else (except the Arctic regions) is like “This is pretty fucking cold”.

spauldo ,

It likely feels warmer. Antarctica is almost entirely desert. The “dry heat” argument works for cold, too.

I’ve been outside in a t-shirt and jeans in northern Greenland (also polar desert) when it was below freezing and was completely comfortable. I could have hung around out there all day if the day wasn’t four months long. I like the cold and I’ve got extra mass to keep me warm, though.

HonoraryMancunian ,

I suspect the sunshine bouncing off all the snow helps too

spauldo ,

Maybe at the south pole. There’s little to no snow around where I was in northern Greenland. It gets above freezing up there during the summer and it almost never snows, so what accumulation you do get is actually from snow being blown off the ice cap rather than down from the sky. So it takes a while to build back up in the winter.

IHaveTwoCows ,

I got cooked while snow skiing once that way

HerbalGamer , (edited )

snow skiing
I just have to ask why you would feel the need to specify the snow?

IHaveTwoCows ,

To distinguish between frozen and unfrozen water

100 ,

Thule?

spauldo ,

Yep.

100 ,

I left not too long ago, it’s gotten significantly warmer. Rained every week of summer. I think it hit 60 one day. The tow is closed because the permafrost underneath shifted and the building is cracking in half.

spauldo ,

Oh, holy shit. They normally leave the foundation vents open on the buildings in the winter and close them in the spring to make sure the permafrost stays frozen.

One of my coworkers (who loves going to Thule) is a major climate change denier. Wonder how he’ll spin that when we go back in a couple years.

“The tow” isn’t ringing bells - what’s that again?

100 ,

The tow was (rip) the bar. That’s wild, you can literally see the change happening in real time. If you guys do work on the radar regularly we’ve probably met haha, small world.

spauldo ,

Ah, that’s right. Damn, that’s half the social scene there.

We work on the fuel farm. It’s up for a major overhaul in a couple years.

pete_the_cat ,

Yeah I know what you mean. I’m from the North East US and it gets pretty damn humid here (somehow it’s been more humid than places with a tropical climate like Miami, Florida), which extends into the winter. The high humidity, combined with low temperatures (0-35F, not including wind chill) and moderate winds means a damn cold winter.

I was out in Denver, Colorado a few years ago during the late fall, early winter. They had a freak snowstorm which dropped their temperature from like 65F to 25F over night. I didn’t know what to bring so I brought all my winter gear. I got there and was like “This is nothing!” because the humidity was low. I was outside in jeans and a heavy/double lined hoodie and was fine. Normally in NYC I’d be wearing an Arctic level jacket due to the wind and humidity.

My buddy was in the army and stationed in Fairbanks, Alaska. After being there for a year he came home for Christmas and showed up at my house in shorts, sandals, and a hoodie. It was like 30F, he said it felt like summer to him 😂

Cihta ,
@Cihta@lemmy.world avatar

Interesting. Can relate having spent most of my life on a southern coast. One summer my parents shipped me to my uncle in Denver for a few weeks. One day we dropped by an air show. It’s summer and it’s hot (mid 90s or so) but you can’t feel it. People passing out was common enough it had an announcement.

Cut to later that day and we are up in the mountains and I’m walking through a snow bank with the same T-shirt and shorts from earlier, perfectly comfortable.

So yeah if it’s dry you can wear about anything… when it’s humid nothing seems to work be it hot or cold. If we are gonna change the climate here are my notes: I’d like 65-68degF and let’s say 45% RH. All day everyday. Make it so!

pete_the_cat ,

I’ve found out that I can tolerate humidity a lot more when it’s actually hot vs it being cool and humid. When it’s hot and humid you’re sweating constantly but don’t feel sticky because you’re covered in sweat. If it’s cool and humid you just feel sticky all over because you’re not sweating, so everything just sticks together. I first noticed this when I went out to Denver and didn’t feel gross waking up. I further reinforced it when I went down to Southern Florida this summer where it’s stupid hot and humid outside, but inside it was cool and I woke up feeling fine, since everything down there is built for the heat and humidity.

FunnyUsername ,
@FunnyUsername@lemmy.world avatar

This is Minnesota

bandario ,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I had hoped you just missed a decimal point but it seems you did not.

I’ve lived on the coast of Australia most of my life, but I moved a good couple of hundred kilometres inland last year. I’m really looking forward to having waterfront property again pretty soon.

Hell, it’s already too hot for human habitation here most of the year. I might as well enjoy the view before I croak.

Pantherina ,

Damn researchers walking around in shirts at -10°C??

name_NULL111653 ,

These are people who willingly choose to live in Antarctica for entire seasons or even years… Yes, I’m sure the overwintering crew would go out in shorts when it gets up to -10°C. I would lol.

MorningstarCorndog , to aboringdystopia in Really, ….. it's my fault they built a terrible system?

Unsustainable system finally collapses under the weight of greedy spoiled generation when their children cannot compete with their parents enough to continue supporting said unsustainable system.

There fixed that shit.

Those fools need to get the fuck out of here with that nonsense!

bdiddy ,

Most boomers and whatever came right after boomers don’t even have decent retirements… That’s what’s sorta funny about all this. I know quite a few 60s and 70s yr olds that legit don’t have enough to sustain their lifestyles and still have to work. The system failed LONG before Millennials showed up.

Many of them went their whole lives “not trusting the stock market” just to literally have no retirement. Much of it was lack of education and access to the stock market when they could have been investing, but then at the same time it is a pretty stupid fucking system of retirement when without notice you can lose 40% of value because some bankers fucked around.

The system sucked for them that’s why they still have to work, but instead of trying to fix it, they just complain that it’s their kids fault.

Blackmist ,

And even the ones that have a lot of assets to be considered well off have a problem. They’re living in the only thing they own that’s worth a significant amount of cash.

Property prices have completely fucked everyone. Just because somebody can barely afford to pay 50% of their wages every month for the next 40 years in order own their own house, it doesn’t mean they should. It means they’ve got no choice because there isn’t enough.

bdiddy ,

oh yeah that reminds me of an 80 yr old lady I know. She’s land rich and insanely poor. Like if she sold all her real estate assets she’d probably have easily over a million dollars. But she doesn’t want to sell anything just cause. But she’s super poor. Like she literally needs a new roof on her trailer and can’t afford it. But is sitting on 7 figures of assets lol.

Hell my FIL is that way not that I’m thinking about it. He can’t take care of his house he’s in a booming hood in Houston and has like 8 acres to boot. He keeps borrowing against it to afford shit and still owes like 100k on it which would still net him a pretty penny for the whole set up. I keep telling him just sell the shit and buy a small home out right and get out of the debt and whatever, but he’s super stubborn about it.

Blackmist ,

I can sympathise. A home isn’t just a house. Depending on how long they’ve lived there, there’s a lot of memories wrapped up in that.

It’s not a simple financial equation.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Exactly. I think most of the people here don’t understand this basic fact.

Asafum ,

This is literally my landlord too. She’s a nice lady, but she depends on my income to pay her bills…

She’s sitting in a beautiful town on a property that could easily get over 1mil, probably 2-2.5, but instead I have to live in her garage that has a leaking roof she can’t afford to fix… I imagine she’s just holding on to it for her kids or something, but she’d be so much better off if she sold. Of course I’d get kicked out in an instant and be in deep shit myself, but that doesn’t change what’s best for her.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Never underestimate the power of psychology and sentiment. If he sold it at his age he’d be left with what? A pile of money and regret? And at, say, 80 starting over is brutal. Living in a place he doesn’t recognize, away from anyone he knows, etc. It is probably why some people don’t leave struggling small towns, they grew up there and to leave is to start over and abandon everything.

Annoyed_Crabby , to mildlyinfuriating in Online dating

As a dude…

Dude…

Rivalarrival ,

The last four songs I’ve listened to on YouTube are three pirate shanties and “We Know The Way” from the Moana soundtrack. I’m not answering this question either. :)

ShlorpianMafia ,
@ShlorpianMafia@lemmy.world avatar

Smart move. Wouldn’t want to intimidate anyone with your superior taste in music

OhTheMoose ,

Honestly though that’s the exact kind of thing I would want to know- the real you, not the you that tell me you are.

Poob ,

Fuck that, “We know the way” slaps

robocall , to lemmyshitpost in President 360 No Scope...
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

trump said he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th avenue and not lose any votes. this all seems like it’s going according to plan.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Seems like he’s not the only one who can do this now

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

The boys did this last season. Its complete satire but its like holding a mirror to reality at the moment.

Linsensuppe ,

Someone played uno reverse card on him…

Rhaedas , to pics in Sucks to suck!

Thank goodness they put the sticker on the window. It would have damaged the door.

Brandon ,

… Wouldn’t that be especially bad on a normal painted door’s clear coat?

jaybone ,

Paint on that door looks like it’s already fucked.

ShepherdPie ,

It’s not paint it’s bare stainless steel. Those are fingerprints that you’re seeing.

jaybone ,

Do you open up the door by clawing at the outside with no handle?

ShepherdPie ,

Yes, if you’re following the manufacturer’s recommendation.

refalo ,

lol paint

Nyfure , to memes in For real tho

The real MVPs are websites not needing a cookie banner because they only use required cookies for which you dont need a banner.

django ,

Indeed.

manucode ,
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

They still have to inform you, right? Like with some banner at the edge of the page telling that they use cookies, just no need for a popup asking you to accept or decline.

DrCake ,

No it’s only for tracking cookies. If you just have cookies for login, for example, then there’s no need to ask permission

Sprucie ,

And what tells you is how fucked the internet is since almost every single webpage asks to use tracking cookies.

Zpiritual ,

There is also the problem of sites without tracking cookies having banners just to be on the safe side.

eezeebee , to lemmyshitpost in Crypto genius
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

“while your investment appreciates in value”, hopefully.

Tubics ,

Even if it loses 90% of its value it’s still a win if the money came from credit cards you never paid back. Although the couple of hundred bucks you get might not be worth the hassle

Wogi ,

You will also be unable to take out any debt upon release. It’s difficult to get credit as a released felon without a history of defaulting on debt.

So, being generous and saying that he sees a 4% return on his investment, he’ll have slightly more than he went in owing, and will be completely unable to even get a car loan, a decent job, or place to live.

He will have turned 0 dollars in to a lifetime of hardship.

Sotuanduso ,

Correction: He will have turned 0 dollars into a lifetime of hardship and a few hundred dollars.

TseseJuer ,

where do i sign?

Trainguyrom ,

If all of the defaults occurred >7 years ago and there’s been no credit activity since the individual would have no credit score because of no credit history. I know this because I’ve literally seen it happen. What you do then is apply for a secured credit card (basically you pony up some cash to secure an extremely low credit limit) then after you’ve established a payment history and a credit score you can move on from there. As far as I know financial institutions do not take into account one’s felon status when determining elgibility

Serinus ,

One thing I can say definitively about crypto: It will not see a 4% roi.

ArbitraryValue , (edited ) to aboringdystopia in Those that target journalists are declaring war on the truth itself

The WWII number is ridiculous - are they saying that among the millions of civilians that died, there were only 69 journalists?

The Vietnam number isn’t right either - it counts only journalists on the American side.

Generally when you see someone claim that anything is worse than WWII, they’re not telling the truth. Even the Hamas attack wasn’t as bad as a normal day during that war.

Donkter ,

Yeah I think this is comparing recorded intentional journalist assassinations in WW2 and the Vietnam war vs total journalists killed in the Gaza war. It’s pretty well corroborated that some of the journalist deaths are assassinations but we don’t know the concrete numbers obviously.

mhague ,

Journalists being killed almost certainly refers to journalists actively reporting on the war, embedded in units, the ones with passes. They are actively linked to orgs so when they die they’re accounted for as a killed journalist.

I think including every single death of a civilian who happened to be a journalist but wasn’t working as one would be too literal an interpretation.

ArbitraryValue , (edited )

Even then, the number of official German, Japanese, and North Vietnamese journalists that died is not included and presumably not small. The WWII and Vietnam casualty counts are for the journalists of the stronger power fighting a war on its enemy’s territory so I suppose it could be meaningful to compare them to the number of Israeli journalists killed, but they’re not really relevant in the context of Palestinian journalists.

holycrap , to lemmyshitpost in This one took me a moment

My best guess is that the son has no name (it’s blank where you might expect the name in the last bit of dialog) because his dad deleted his browser history

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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That’s what they’re going for. I had scrolled past this when I found it before it hit me.

OpenStars ,
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Except that the previous (3rd) sentence ends in no punctuation.

UnrepententProcrastinator ,

Not worth the effort.

takeda , to lemmyshitpost in Who else saw this?

I don’t get it (maybe because of the potato quality)

mofongo ,

Mace windu in the background

takeda ,

LOL I see now. Thanks. Looks like my issue is not caring about both franchises.

CaptPretentious ,

Fuuuuuck! 100% missed him.

OP used misdirection. It was super effective.

x4740N ,
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Reminds me of that video with the ape in the middle of people playing with a ball

youtu.be/vJG698U2Mvo?si=Bd8WwHFrye8QH6Fl

theangryseal ,

Well, you certainly ruined that one haha.

Ilovethebomb ,

How can you tell?

Turun ,

“background”

But they got me too, lol. Needs more jpeg

nxdefiant ,

me too, don’t feel bad 🤣

WarmSoda ,

Lol I didn’t see it until you said “background”. Dammit

This was actual well done

comfy , to lemmyshitpost in Let's move this along, future boy
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pls no more punchlines in the title!

jaybone ,

They had been saying this over at that other site for like 13 years before I left.

I’m sure it’ll work out here though.

anarchy79 ,
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Haha yeah my first reaction was wtf are we back to this now?

comfy ,
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If I browsed these types of joke-sharing communities more often, I’d petition community mods to create a rule against it. I don’t think that’s too harsh.

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