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lemmy.world

murphys_lawyer , to assholedesign in What the fuck. Program is Hyperbeam
@murphys_lawyer@lemmy.world avatar

just wait for an hour you fucking freeloader, jeez. people nowadays have no patience smh my head. /s

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

No need the /s, “smh my head” is already obvious enough

murphys_lawyer ,
@murphys_lawyer@lemmy.world avatar

man, I wish.

FuccDiss , to mildlyinfuriating in This woman in front of me during Kendrick Lamar

I saw someone throw something at a girl that did this. She got down.

danc4498 ,

I’m fine with this. So long as it doesn’t injure her

boogetyboo ,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

I believe completely empty plastic cup is the acceptable projectile.

danc4498 ,

With enough beer if he too splash

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Throwing the drink would be okay if not for the collateral damage. Bystanders deserve one of it

danc4498 ,

Exactly. Plus the expensive ass beer!

boogetyboo ,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

Yeah no one should be hurt, wet or out of pocket. The empty cup is an easy and anonymous (so no confrontation) way of letting the person know they’re being inconsiderate.

mojo , to youshouldknow in YSK: Threads soon joining the fediverse.

Hey @zuck , you should really flag your account as a bot, thanks!

axtualdave ,

Negative. Zuckerberg is an actual human, not a quasi sentient conglomerate composed of experimental AI platforms developed by the US Air Force to explore alien worlds via the Stargate program.

CyberBoy , to fediverse in Lemmy.world has grown by about 66.6% since reddit's API shutdown

That’s impressive! It also definitely explains why lemmy.world has been slow to respond in my Lemmy app.

deranger ,

Can’t recommend spinning up a second account on a smaller instance enough. It’s made the experience so much faster than it was using my account on .world

BratPAQ ,

Which lemmy would you recommend? I chose world because I thought it’s the international version since there’s no lemmy specific for my country.

BratPAQ ,

Which lemmy would you recommend? I chose world because I thought it’s the international version since there’s no lemmy specific for my country.

BratPAQ ,

Which lemmy would you recommend? I chose world because I thought it’s the international version since there’s no lemmy specific for my country.

animist ,

I’m on lemmy.one and have had zero issues

thegiddystitcher ,
@thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee avatar

You can check out this page that keeps an updated list of “recommended” instances based on their performance and various other stats. Take a peek and see if their rules sound like something you want to be part of.

grte ,

Someone shared this instance map yesterday. It’s not a complete map of instances as far as I can tell, but perhaps it can help you find a smaller one closer to you.

someguy3 ,

Mali and Estonia seem popular for some reason.

ayra ,

If I had to guess, the latter is because of lemm.ee, whose admin is from there (according to GitHub).

tooting_lemmy ,

I’m on Lemm.ee it’s been good to me. Ran smooth during the migration.

ayra ,

Yeah I’m happy with the performance on lemm.ee so far. I was on lemmy.world but I kept running to “failed to fetch” errors and overall slowness. I’m not surprised, given by how many users are on lemmy.world, but it goes to show the importance of decentralization for Lemmy (and the fediverse in general).

AzuleBlade ,

I’m posting from my secondary account on lemmy.ee , which is a another nice general purpose server that’s very responsive performance wise.

b3nsn0w ,
@b3nsn0w@pricefield.org avatar

broke: register on one of the main instances
woke: register on a small but well-run instance
bespoke: spin up your own instance

deranger ,

What are the space/bandwidth requirements? I’ve got plenty of space on my NAS, sounds like it could be a decent project.

b3nsn0w ,
@b3nsn0w@pricefield.org avatar

i had mine up for about a week, been running lcs for quite a few days, and both actively use other spaces (like this one) and post a lot in the ones on my instance. currently i’m sitting at 4.5 GB for pictrs (not a typo, that’s what the picture server is called), 2.3 GB for the postgres database, and 5.4 GB for docker. total disk usage is about 14 GB for now, i expect it to grow in the future but idk yet how fast it will be. people are reporting about 100 MB a day since the reddit migration, and tbh that might check out.

if you’re hosting it on your own nas you’re probably gonna be fine space-wise. i’d just recommend to layer a vpn and/or a cache in-between – i don’t know exactly how to do this, i went straight for the cloud route, but i have seen people in !selfhosted doing that, and the lemmy admin matrix chat is nice too.

just fyi, your instance does have to be reachable on a domain if you want federation to work. also, keep everything you can on the defaults and only change things one by one, the error messages are not very helpful. i spent like a day trying to debug why lemmy wasn’t starting up at first, turns out i just had an instance name longer than 20 characters.

tool ,
@tool@r.rosettast0ned.com avatar

i spent like a day trying to debug why lemmy wasn’t starting up at first, turns out i just had an instance name longer than 20 characters.

I was also bitten in the ass by this, it’s why my instance is on a one-character subdomain.

tool ,
@tool@r.rosettast0ned.com avatar

I’ve had my own instance running on a puny 1VCPU/1G RAM instance at Vultr since the beginning of June and the resource usage has been negligible. Drive space is the largest resource it’s consumed, it’s at about 12GB of drive space consumed in a month.

Peregrinus ,
@Peregrinus@lemmy.world avatar

I wish more of the apps let you enter a custom server URL which would encourage this aspect of the fediverse. I currently use connect for lemmy, its great but only has 3 static server options.

AzuleBlade ,

wefwef has this feature!

sputtersalt ,

You can add custom instances on Liftoff (!liftoff). It has .world, .ml, and beehaw as the defaults but you can add instances manually as well. I’m using it right now and added lemm.ee

NeonWoofGenesis ,
@NeonWoofGenesis@lemmy.henlo.fi avatar

Thunder allows this and has good performance. It’s on the IzzyOnDroid f-droid repo but hasn’t hit playstore yet.

xandertron ,

you absolutely can in connect, just tap the text field and enter in the domain

RxBrad ,

The 3 options are just shortcuts. You can type in any server you want. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d3940076-c528-4170-94b0-740a412bba16.png

CyberBoy ,

Oh yeah I’ve done the same thing. My primary is on Lemmy.world I’m posting this from my secondary account, Sh.itjust.works is relatively fast for me and a lot less error prone I’ve noticed.

MyOpinion ,

Things are working so much better now that I switch. It was just a nightmare on world.

ToNIX ,

This, but also an instance with a good ping, close to your house.

lemmy.fediverse.observer/map

meliante , to lemmyshitpost in Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out

I’ll allow it.

Mainly because not American, it’s been 20 years and biggest atrocities have happened and are happening around the world so, yeah. Jokes are funny.

FenrirIII ,
@FenrirIII@lemmy.world avatar

When does Palestine get a holiday?

yeather ,

Oct 7, 2043. Following the South Park Rule of Tragic Comedy.

missingno , to games in Why is the community for Honkai Star Rail and Genshin Impact like this?
@missingno@fedia.io avatar

Games that are in the business of selling anime girls end up attracting a certain demographic. And as the developers know who their audience is and double down on catering to that crowd, this kind of behavior becomes increasingly normalized over time.

Isoprenoid ,
Zoomboingding ,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

Exhibit A: the hilariously horny official trailer for Jane Doe

CatLikeLemming ,
@CatLikeLemming@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

There are feet in the camera’s face within… eight seconds. I’m surprised, but I can’t say I’m shocked.

Aside from that, it is a curious decision to make the first person camera a woman. I thought their target audience would be young men? It’s certainly a larger potential audience than lesbians, although hey, not like I mind that choice ;3

brb ,

Thanks I just busted to this

Dirk , to memes in I hate the rich
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

30 days paid vacation + bank holidays + regional holidays + 0.5 days of vacation each on Christmas and new years eve + generally not having to work on weekends + generally not having to work longer than 8 hours a day + public transport ticket paid by the company.

Cannot complain.

treasure ,
@treasure@feddit.org avatar

Cannot complain.

Spotted the German.

Ross_audio ,

I’m going for UK, specifically Scotland.

InEnduringGrowStrong , to insanepeoplefacebook in A sovcit FAFO.
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

Here, buy my book of bureaucratic incantations.
Easiest scam targets ever

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

Does it come with a page of stamps? I’m fresh out.

InEnduringGrowStrong ,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

BuyinG StAmpS is JusTliKe paYing taXes to the shaDdow gov acTuallY ran bYUSPS.

What you do is you print NO POSTAGE NECESSARY IF MAILED IN THE UNITED STATES and glue that, not tape, it needs to be on the same corner as the moon position when facing north.
Then somewhere on it, scribble in Sharpie the following Stat. st Law, Ch. 71, Sec. 23, circle that 3 times, not 2. Use red.
I also got mailing supplies including pre-made stamp-like sovereign labels you can buy, Bill’s been using them for years without issues, ask him.

Still probably too coherent, mb.

peto ,

You forgot that all writing needs to be done at exactly a 33⁰ angle. they have protractors to check you know.

InEnduringGrowStrong ,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, but you have to keep it vague enough so that when it fails and they come back to you, you can have plausible deniabilty that they did it wrong.
Oh sorry I meant “it needs to be on the same corner as the moon position when facing north, including copying the angle with your sextant.”

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

It better have some coupons in it too

Lumisal ,

Ok, but you got me thinking it’d probably be possible to trick them into being pro privacy and green tech by using an “off the government grid” angle.

dodgy_bagel ,

If I graft this cancerous flesh mound onto my head, I’ll be a little taller!

blaue_Fledermaus ,
@blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io avatar

Bureaunomicon? Bureaumancy?

SlopppyEngineer , to funny in What a waste of asphalt
SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Ooh, now I want to see sb drive up that

disguy_ovahea , to lemmyshitpost in The more you know

You should never let your horn fluid go below a quarter tank. It can draw up the sediment at the bottom and damage the pump.

ricdeh ,
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

Horn fluid? What is this, the stone age?

ignotum ,

What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?

Sparky ,
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What steam punk yee ass people are you… It’s the electric age you bafoons /s

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

What/s the 's for?
Of course we use the horn battery.

Sparky ,
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I added it mainly to insure myself against people who get offended after not understanding a joke

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

But it is the electric age!!

bstix ,

How much electricity do you even have?

Fisch ,
@Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

3, at least

ignotum ,

I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!

xlash123 ,
@xlash123@sh.itjust.works avatar

Similar story with blinker fluid

desktop_user ,

what about the wiper hydrolics?

superkret ,

My horn fluid spills out whenever my bottom gets pumped.

snooggums , to nostupidquestions in Do I need to store this in the fridge when opened?
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Pretty sure they will say refriegerate affer opening somewhere on the bottle. They slap that on pickled or high acidity condiments that probably don’t need refridgeration for safety reasons.

I have no idea if it is necessary, if it extends the shelf life, or has no purpose other than making it more likely for people to throw it out if they don’t put it in the fridge.

I put it in the fridge if it says to assuming it might keep it fresh longer. But if I leave something pickled out overnight I will just put it back in the fridge.

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

If you don’t refrigerate them, after a while they’ll give you more diarrhea than usual.

Deadeyegai ,
@Deadeyegai@lemmy.world avatar

Dang thanks for the reminder, kind person. I have some foods to dispose of…

Lost_My_Mind ,

Nom nom nom nom

kambusha ,

💩 🌊 🚀

kambusha ,

Stop, refrigerate, and listen.

counselwolf OP ,

nothing was on the bottle, that’s why I was skeptical. it’s too big for our fridge so I wanted to make sure

Lost_My_Mind ,

If it’s not on the bottle, and you get sick, you can sue them and make them suck your dick!

Yeah! American capitolism, baby!!!

felbane ,

Username checks out.

fartsparkles , (edited )

It’s visible in this image

Image

Whirling_Cloudburst ,

ONCE OPENED REFRIGERATE

Silentiea ,
@Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ohhhh, now I get it! I thought that meant it would make my cupboard colder.

JohnOliver ,
Lost_My_Mind , to fediverse in Any artists out there?

White cover, black pencil doodling of a penis.

No text. No book title. Nothing. Just a dick.

You’re on the best sellers list!

urquell ,

What about dickbut ?

iamericandre , to lemmyshitpost in Suddenly it all makes sense.

I try not to body shame people but wtf is that

nebulaone , (edited )
@nebulaone@lemmy.world avatar

Doing Steroids and not working out. Edit: HGH to be precise. And also for legal reasons: I just personally think so, I don’t know for sure.

casmael ,

Yeah

iamericandre ,

Huh, the more you know

casmael ,

*hormone you know

Tangent5280 ,

Whats the difference between a hormone and a steroid?

casmael ,

No difference at all if you’re Elon musk and you take that shit but don’t bother to actually work out

maniclucky ,

In this case, nothing. High dose testosterone is a hormone, hgh is a hormone. Both are PEDs (performance enhancing drugs). Now, the difference between them is a bit more interesting.

Testosterone, the original steroid, makes you big by maximizing your existing muscles (super paraphrased, as is everything I’m about to say). It’s the one that gives you breasts and shrinks your balls (for those that have them).

Human growth hormone makes you big by inducing the creation of new muscle. As well as everything else. The stand outs being the heart, which you really don’t want to grow, and the intestines, which gave bodybuilders roidgut.

Like I said, very paraphrased, but that’s the gist of it. And doesn’t touch more advanced things like tren.

disguy_ovahea ,

You gotta pay by the hour to make a hormone.

too_high_for_this ,

And I ain’t never paid a garbanzo to bean in my mouth

Liz ,

Alternate explanation:

Hormone: Pretty much any chemical your body uses for intra-body signaling. Signaling in this case can be anything from dumping adrenaline in order to move blood preferentially to the muscles, to the production of estrogen in order to promote cell growth in certain organs.

Steroid: A particular class of compounds grouped by the existence of a particular quartet of carbon atom rings inside each of the molecular structures. They have a very wide range of roles across the tree of life. Examples include, but are not limited to: testosterone, cholesterol, ergosterol, and progesterone.

Steroid (colloquial meaning): Pretty much any performance enhancing drug, including hormones and actual steroids.

HowManyNimons ,

Will he die soon?

nebulaone ,
@nebulaone@lemmy.world avatar

no

PlaidBaron ,
@PlaidBaron@lemmy.world avatar

On a human timescale? No.

On a cosmic timescale? Hell yeah.

eestileib ,

Rob Liefeld did the character design

Quetzalcutlass ,

Is that why the feet are cropped out too?

eestileib ,

😄

UnderpantsWeevil , to technology in I just wanted to take a moment to enjoy how clean the web can be
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

EU: “You can’t just collect people’s data, you have to ask permission first and give people the opportunity to decline.”

Site Developers: “Fine, but we’re going to comply in the most malicious manner possible.”

HEY DO YOU WANT COOKIES ARE YOU SURE PLEASE HIT THE BIG BLUE BUTTON FOR COOKIES THEY ARE HELPFUL AND GOOD PLEASE GIVE COOKIES!!!

Bakkoda ,

It’s hilarious on a widescreen setup how many websites aren’t adaptive but that cookie pop-up blocks 3/4 in 5000% font size.

Katana314 ,

It’d be fun if the EU started policing any use of the phrase “We are required to show this dialog”.

They’re not. They choose to show that dialog so that they can try to apply commercial tracking cookies. Anything for website function is already covered by EU laws.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

There have been a couple of changes to the rule since it came into effect. Originally, the pop up could effectively occlude the “Do Not Enable Cookies” button behind a maze of “Optional” settings. The end result was a big colorful “I Consent” button and a tiny little gear button with a thousand manual checkboxes to uncheck every time you visited the site.

The regulations were updated since. Now these annoying pop-ups at least tend to have a clearly defined “Yes, I Consent” / “No, I Do Not” at equal scale and opposite color, allowing you to bypass it without going into the weeds on a configuration screen.

airbreather , to lemmyshitpost in An informative martial arts infographic

New Zealand was not Kung Fu fighting

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Carl Douglas does not believe in the existence of New Zealand.

sem ,

Do they have l/mapswithooutNZ yet?

I assume that’s how you refer to sublennies around here

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