years ago i was in a car with a friend at night and we were behind this giant truck that had a warning written on it. it said “ATTENTION - EGGS INSIDE”
like motherfucker you pay attention what do i care‽ i found it so funny i could barely see through tears in my eyes
I googled the lyrics to The Star-Spangled Banner after that meme performance and the first three results that I clicked on were all PDF downloads instead of links to pages I just kept not looking before clicking and then yelling FUCK so anyway I’ve got three PDFs of The Star-Spangled Banner on my phone that I will find in 9 months and they will baffle me
Oh Daddy can you see by the Dawn’s easily long What do probably we jailed add the Twilight last glowing Whoa being strips and bright state They’d the person force Or the ramparts we watched We’re so thankful streaming
And the tickets red flare The bonds busting in sure Have proof their the night That it flat was still there
Oh saw guys that day spangled banner yet and Or the leave of the few And the home of the brave
I consume those stuff when I don’t have a internet connection. So basically I download audibooks and stuff then when I don’t have internet access I read it.
Yes, aside from global contrast adjustments, there’s a circular level and local contrast adjustment on the dancer, to make her stand out a little bit more
A long time ago I was but a young lad living in eastern Europe and I use to watch this cartoon. The actual content of this cartoon are lost to the ravages of my memory but a few things stood out, the main character had a flying board and the opening sequence was him flying through these hallways that were broken into geometric shapes and there was a big face that he flew towards.
Sometime later especially during university it became a recurring niggling idea. Did it exist or was it some dream or fantasy? I’d get enthused once in a while and try searching the depths of the net for it with no luck.
It wasn’t until I had graduated and was working, close to 20 years after the fact that I found it ! The name of this show is now imprinted on my brain.
The same thing happened to me with a few memories:
People turning into blocks and interlocking to form a city. It turned out to be Unico: Island of Magic.
Some evil guy crawling into a painting, and something about hair growing. This was a fucked up movie called The Peanut Butter Solution. This one legit scared the shit out of me as a kid and I had nightmares about it.
That is the first rock to be picked up, carried for a year, and deposited elsewhere on the same not-Earth planet, by humans via the rover. That rock would never have ended up where it did were it not for chance human intervention.
Rock moving has been a part of our existential comfort/answer/justification for so long that now we are even having a joy out of it when we can do it on another planet.
“i submitted a fraudulent payment to the bank, and now they’re repossessing my wife’s car! what do i do?!”
well, first, be glad they didn’t report you to the authorities for fraud, and let them take the car back - which they now own - before you’re charged with grand theft auto.
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