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helpImTrappedOnline , (edited ) to memes in traumatized

Apologies for the rant

We really need a thrid tag. (And NSFL to be a supported tag/filter feature like nsfw)

It should have been;

  • NSFW = anything you wouldn’t wan’t your boss/coworker/stranger in public to see.
  • NSFM = not safe for minors; in other words, porn.
  • NSFL = gore, death, etc.

Theres no way anyone will agree to change nsfw now, so we’ll have to go for something else. I propose;

  • NSFP = not safe for public. This is for things like “sexy pics”, dark, potty, or sex humor (pretty much all of C&H), and that “ball vasectamy switch” post from eailer. It’s a funny post, but personally I don’t want a detailed 3D rendering of balls showing up while scrolling in public.

Edits to include link to the ball post I referenced, and an example community that I belive would fall under my NSFP tag (Cyanide abd Happiness). lemm.ee/c/cyanideandhappinessPlus general spelling and grammar fixes as I find them.

criitz ,

Im good with NSF work and minors being the same, since they basically have the same limitations, but I agree with adding NSFL

helpImTrappedOnline ,

I’d prefer it that way as well (less to try and catagoize and no is it W or P gray zone to figure out), but I think nsfw has become so ubiquitous with porn that not many use it for other stuff. You either have to restablish the nsfw rules (and moderate) or create a new tag to fill in the gap.

brbposting ,

I don’t want a detailed 3D rendering of balls showing up while scrolling in public

Speak for yourself

helpImTrappedOnline ,

I don’t want a detailed 3D rendering of balls showing up while scrolling in public

Speak for yourself

I am?

brbposting ,

Sounded like the Royal I

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Seems your text to speach app is shite if that’s how it sounded to you :p

I’m just trollin’, anyway I added a word so theres no more confusion.

brbposting ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/6aab938a-f9f2-4c58-a480-4b67674132d3.jpeg

Might’ve misspelled perineally

Sorry for an apparently lame riff on the classic “speak for yourself!” joke :)


I think I’m pretty satisfied with NSFW & NSFL. Might be neat if different platforms had their own NSFW settings so you could kinda rank your posts on some sort of offensiveness scale? Perhaps NSFP would be more intuitive though.

helpImTrappedOnline , (edited )

Seems so, but I don’t think your spelling is any better :D

GreatRam , to lemmyshitpost in They only show up after midnight though

Its*

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

I saw that too. =/

casmael ,

‘’’’’’’’’’’

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

If it’s grammatically correct, is it really a shitpost?

toothbrush ,
@toothbrush@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Its

Sorgan71 ,

it’s*

gravitas_deficiency ,
Carnelian , to mildlyinteresting in A fence that casts piano key shadows

Could make it perfect just by shaving some material off, it’s missing the appropriate gaps between E and F, and B and C

Ookami38 ,

Came here just to note this. So close!

Melatonin ,

I was just going to say “That’s not right.”

You were so much kinder and more helpful. Which is why you’re you and I’m me.

RogueBanana ,

Yeah but it would make the job much more complicated as very few would know and care about it to do it right.

voracitude , to asklemmy in What is the right way to have your toilet paper?
Catsrules ,

What did they do before 1891?

LittleBorat2 ,

Wipe their ass with newspaper?

rmuk ,

And before newspaper?

richard3030 ,

Town criers?

Today ,

This is why i like it here!! The other place doesn’t get quality comments like this!!

VelvetStorm ,

Your hands or water or a sponge that is then cleaned in water. It’s actually really interesting, and I encourage you and everyone else to read up on it.

don ,

or water

Also known as a bidet, or washlet. It’s the only way to fly.

VelvetStorm ,

I have a cheap bidet and I can confirm it is the way to go. I wish I could afford one of the good ones that warms the water and shoots out hot/cool air to dry you afterwards, but the cheap one is still leagues above tp or wipes.

neidu2 ,

Let’s just say that swans didn’t enjoy the human use for their necks.

krdo ,

Three seashells?

Silentiea ,
@Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Poop knife.

MudSkipperKisser ,

Did you know there is poop knife merch?? I now have a poop knife shirt from Amazon

don ,

lmao they don’t know how to use the three seashells

toynbee ,

In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.

cosmicrookie ,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

They had it roll the other way

mkwt ,

Discarded corn cobs and pages from the Sears Roebuck catalog. At least in midwestern USA.

Mirodir , to programmer_humor in Sysadmin comes out of the goon cave. And he is not happy in the slightest.
ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Ty

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Just fyi, Randall who makes xkcd has a very permissive approach and offers hotlinks on the site for easy embedding. I think he prefers that you hotlink rather than reupload.

ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Alright keep this in mind in future mate. I found this on quora and didn’t know who the author was.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Yup, no worries, i just appreciate the way he does things and wanted to share the info :)

ultrahamster64 , to programmer_humor in Someone escaped the Matrix
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BobbyNevada , to lemmyshitpost in Shitpost
bec ,
@bec@lemmy.ml avatar

And they said AI was useless

feedum_sneedson ,

turdcutter

edinbruh , to lemmyshitpost in Bussy?

Straightest Griffith interaction.

Also, fuck Griffith

PhlubbaDubba ,

A sentiment shared both by Griffith haters and Griffith stans

Magnetar ,

Griffith is the best best quantum mechanics book I’ve ever read, what are you on about.

Davidchan ,

Thats the problem. All the twinks and goth girls want to fuck Griffith.

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

Greatest villain, also transition goals

SkyezOpen ,

You want wings?

Lost_My_Mind ,

I could go for some chicken wings.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

/r/fuckgriffith

morrowind , to lemmyshitpost in rounded corners are part of core functionality
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

The state of open source funding

flambonkscious ,

Degrading isn’t it. Coding for abuse - no thanks! That’s why I keep my git repo local

rugburn , to lemmyshitpost in My favorite photo from my vacation!

Oh fuck, you’re going to make me come… on vacation, aren’t you?

MissJinx , to lemmyshitpost in Remember...
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stembolts ,

I like this. It’s exactly right.

humorlessrepost ,

Optimistic nihilism

Xantar , to lemmyshitpost in The power of AI

It’s doing its best, okay ?

adj16 ,

I know that this is a low bar, but seems like that’s where we are on internet grammar: I’m proud of you for correctly using two different forms of “its”.

Xantar ,

I should have written more to make you prouder.

Hahaha well thanks, It’s better than nothing.

In a world of blind the one eyed man is king.

There you go, and enjoy your day further.

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in Honeypot

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Lucidlethargy ,

What’s the conversion rate of Lemmy lemons to CCP social credits?

formergijoe , to lemmyshitpost in The one your friend, Dick, borrows

I hate this mainly due to the number of penises per button. The playstation buttons are actually numbered based on the number of lines associated with the symbol (circle = 1, cross = 2, etc). This flys directly into the face of that. The circle button needs to have 1 dick where the tip curves and touches the balls, and the triangle needs to have 3 dicks. 0/10

Crozekiel ,

My favorite kind of math is dick math. Thank you.

IHawkMike ,
Crozekiel ,

Well i’m definitely not clicking that at work.

xx3rawr ,

I fucking love science

OfficerBribe ,

Interesting observation, but maybe it is just a coincidence since I am not aware these numbers appearing anywhere? Found this reddit thread that talks about same thing.

Here’s an interview with controller′s designer that explains the meaning behind symbols. I think number theory is just a coincidence since I think it would be mentioned in this interview as well.

Other game companies at the time assigned alphabet letters or colors to the buttons. We wanted something simple to remember, which is why we went with icons or symbols, and I came up with the triangle-circle-X-square combination immediately afterward. I gave each symbol a meaning and a color. The triangle refers to viewpoint; I had it represent one’s head or direction and made it green. Square refers to a piece of paper; I had it represent menus or documents and made it pink. The circle and X represent ‘yes’ or ‘no’ decision-making and I made them red and blue respectively. People thought those colors were mixed up, and I had to reinforce to management that that’s what I wanted.

homesweethomeMrL , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit's employer is confused by sovcit.

Hey all, hoping for some advise [sic] and direction here.

I was out on the lawn flapping my arms for about an hour, but I still wasn’t flying. I told gravity that as a supersentient being of virtue true I was no longer constrained by any mechanics quantum or admantium.

I think I got off the ground a couple of times, but obviously gravity can’t understand what I’m saying or else I’d be over Des Moines by now. My FreeFlight™ air wings have been ordered but I should still be able to defeat the laws of physics with my Natural Brane, right? Anyone done this already who can help??!

some_guy ,

Wow, you really nailed the tone and language.

AmidFuror ,

You actually were flying over Des Moines. Your brane just wasn't ready to see it yet. Keep working on it. Gravity isn't holding you back at all. It's just the conditioning you've been brainwashed with.

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Lmao

sheepy ,
@sheepy@lemm.ee avatar

Ah, it’s because you haven’t read my book “Newton’s Lie: How Big Gravity is Keeping Us Down”. It’s only $199.99 on my website. You’ll also get a 50% discount for a subscription to my monthly podcast “What Birds Don’t Want You To Hear”, so it’ll only be $39.99 per month.

TexasDrunk ,

Those are great resources. Just don’t forget to come to my website where I sell all the parts for firearms, bombs, and stills but no firearms, bombs, or stills to purchase the paperwork you need to fly over the US as a Natural Flyer. We prepare it all for you so that you don’t have to worry.

federalreverse ,

If Big Gravity didn’t illegally hold down the truth, your book would fly off the shelves (literally).

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