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YurkshireLad , to funny in There's just something about it

American designed, not necessarily American made.

Kecessa ,

It’s a Chinese SUV by Dongfeng

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-Hero_917

squigglycunt ,

woah i have a phobia of penises with teeth

gedaliyah , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.
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Chaotic neutral

Angry_Autist , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

Can we NOT give corporations free advertisement?

samus12345 , to lemmyshitpost in Nancy back in the 80s was different than I remembered it...
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FlyingSquid OP ,
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This is why we lost a genius when we lost Ernie Bushmiller.

samus12345 ,
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I like to imagine what the reaction of people in 1960 would be if this is what actually made it to the paper.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m guessing Ernie would be out of a job and a few presses would get burnt down.

samus12345 ,
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Ernie: “Worth it!”

sneezycat ,
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The fuck you is edited in :/

samus12345 , (edited )
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Yes, it’s a joke. It originally said “pardon my back.”

KeenFlame , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

Oh man yeah let’s celebrate someone that has been completely absorbed by the lie of corporate slavery

Capricorn_Geriatric ,

As if it was about thr worker, it’s about the great gift from Burger King (that never happened)

OpenStars , to funny in There's just something about it
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feedum_sneedson ,

What, are they talking oven gloves? I have no idea what I’m looking at.

OpenStars ,
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Yes that is exactly what they are. 😬

NegativeLookBehind , to linuxmemes in What's going on y'all?
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Just another boring day on Linux huh

kionite231 ,

Time to go to BSD!!

jaybone ,

Someone should create a distro called FreeBSOD

veganpizza69 ,
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FreeOfBSOD

ulterno ,
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You can get notified when they make progress on *BSD Derivatives

Guess you chose the right platform to run to,

captainlezbian , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.

I don’t suspect he has the Egyptian vote

theneverfox , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?
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In fairness, I’ve had to write a privacy policy due to store restrictions. It boiled down to “everything stays on your phone. I don’t collect your data, I don’t want your data, I don’t even have a backend server that could be collecting your data. If you find my app sending telemetry of any kind, please tell me immediately because that should not be happening”

That being said, this doesn’t exactly inspire confidence

KeenFlame ,

And nothing at all inspires more people confidence so that’s why they need the policies. It’s not possible to satisfy this

gedaliyah , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?
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You can replace your calculator, as well as your clock, contacts, record, translate, and more pretty easily. It’s well designed, and it’s FOSS!

you-apps.net

gedaliyah ,
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You can also use this calculator app, as well as camera, recorder, gallery, dialer, text messages, and more. Also well designed and also FOSS

github.com/FossifyOrg

sinkingship , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

I actually thought this was a police tool for breaking in doors.

So according to comments it’s a post driver. So far I dug holes and put my poles in. This tool seems practical for soft soil, but what do you do when living somewhere with rocky soil or with dry clay soil?

DasAlbatross ,

We have dry clay soil. You put on hearing protection and whack the shit out of the t-post with this bad boy.

sinkingship ,

Ah thanks! So you use thin metal posts. I still use self cut wood like a caveman and whack the shit out of other things.

DasAlbatross ,

Yeah, i wouldn’t use one of these to drive in the wooden posts. We still need them every once in a while for stability.

Etterra ,

Wouldn’t it be easier to just rent an auger?

HelixDab2 ,

If you’re putting in t-posts, an auger is going to end up making a really big hole. An auger would be more appropriate, IMO, for a wooden post.

Sam_Bass ,

Fill it with concrete and it might do in a pinch

Hugin ,

For hard soil you use a different tool. It’s similar to how you have saws for wood and saws for metal.

When you fill the tube with cement it gets the nickname “Redneck Lockpick”.

JovialMicrobial ,

I’ve used one to put those skinny metal posts in that have wings on the bottom part to make it hard to rip them back out. A post hole digger is usually used for large wooden posts.

HelixDab2 , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

I use them for helping to set up stages for PCSL and hit-factor matches.

shalafi , to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.

Tell ya what I think boo. I think I need to start scamming sovcits, Christians and MAGA. Why am I not getting rich off these idiots?!

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I don’t see why not. Sell ear bandages that you’ve dripped melted chocolate on and say it’s from Trump’s ear.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

The closest I ever got to persuading a flat earther is pointing out that the guy he’s getting his mystical nonsense from was trying to sell him a $300 pdf to teach him to open his third eye.

hanrahan ,
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Mmmm that about what I pay the doctor to jam a finger up my…third eye.

Tar_alcaran ,

You don’t even need to scam them. They’re posting their full birth certificate on Facebook

HappycamperNZ ,

Considering starting a company more than once.

“I’ve navigated the system and never need to work again. Join me for my 10 min low production value videos where I explain how I did it. Only $300 pay per view which I need for reasons unrelated to the fact that I apparently claimed my millions correctly and still want cash”

thr0w4w4y2 ,

Only $300 because not just anyone is clever enough to participate and I want only the best and most clever investors working with me.

HappycamperNZ ,

Why hello busines partner

thr0w4w4y2 ,

“Partner” is a very exclusive title in my circle, and I reserve it only for the most discerning investors, who want to climb to the upper echelons of personal wealth. But you seem like just the right kind of person to me, perhaps I can expedite your application - shall we say a small $10k donation to my charitable foundation?

HappycamperNZ ,

Great, where’s the postage stamp i need to sign over, and do you understand agreements with nautical carriers?

(I cant even drop to this level of stupid when I’m trying)

funkless_eck , to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.

wonderful. a British* sovcit where it makes even less sense because there is literally a sovereign ruler.

edit: or Cypriot I guess, but british birth certificate and Stamps

Vaginal_blood_fart ,

Clearly Staths

HappycamperNZ , to insanepeoplefacebook in I guess we should call it Old Zealand.

We wernt - the Moriori were here before us. Common NZ knowledge.

Its also common knowledge we ate alot of them…

Longpork3 ,

Common misconception actually. Moriori are an offshoot of Māori, most likely Ngai Tahu, who arrived in Aotearoa during the same migration period as everyone else.

HappycamperNZ ,

Well I have a few history teachers im now very unimpressed with.

Anything else I’ve missed? Apart from the pluto thing…

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