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superduperenigma , to programmerhumor in coding chess

YandereDev coding chess.

Also who has a variable to store an input and decides to name it “player”?

Daxtron2 ,

Someone editing a tutorial without knowing what they’re doing

onevia ,
@onevia@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Thank you! That was driving me nuts.

ThePyroPython , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in This should be fun

What’s the most flavourful way to oven-roast a baby?

PP_BOY_ OP ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Baked plain

greenhorn ,

They don’t even need to edit their question you monster

Rhynoplaz , to memes in there's one in every office

Fuck you Keith. 20 minutes of me showing off a new board game took less time than one day’s worth of your stupid stories and terrible jokes.

Certainly didn’t require an email to the regional director.

EatBeans ,

Keith is a little bitch, fuck that guy

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fucking Keith

ericbomb ,

Spend 30 minutes chatting = fine

Us playing a game on break = distracting

ReplicantBatty ,

It’s always a fucking Keith, isn’t it. All the homies hate Keith.

FollyDolly ,
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

Oh god I had a Keith at my work place. Wanted to show me shit on his phone instead of working. What is it with Keiths!?

Ephera , to programmer_humor in Sometimes I want to call malloc, just as a treat

Nevermind using such frivolous things as a file system.

bus_factor ,

Using a file system is much less bad than dynamically allocating memory, at least as long as you keep a predefined set of files.

troyunrau ,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

I hate to alarm you but… What is a file system except dynamically allocated memory. ;)

Redkey ,

It’s a persistent dynamic memory allocation that’s accessed by multiple processes! :)

bort , (edited )
noli ,

FreeRTOS tasks are basically processes, IIRC other rtoses have similar mechanics too

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

If you want to get really freaky, try accessing the same flash or RAM from multiple instances of FreeRTOS running on a hypervisor.

noli ,

Is that just like the shared memory model of parallel computing or are there any added complications? Have you done this before? Please do share your experiences if so cause now I’m interested :p

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

It’s similar, but the general idea of a hypervisor is to separate resources and avoid this exact situation (it’s nuanced and there are some exceptions, but that’s the general use case).

The added complication would be that when you compile a binary for one virtual machine, the compiler may optimize things, blissfully unaware that there are other players possibly affecting memory. In a typical multithreaded environment, the compiler has a better picture of how shared resources are being used across threads, but that has to be declared manually for a hypervisor. So if you configure your hypervisor to share resources, you have to be even more vigilant in configuring the individual compilers to play nice.

I don’t have a ton of experience with embedded hypervisors, though. And it’s worth noting that there are lots of “hypervisors” out there, and some work very differently from others.

frezik ,

Lots of microcontrollers have multiple cores now.

sunbeam60 ,

And indeed, with memory mapped files the distinction almost disappears completely.

kevincox ,
@kevincox@lemmy.ml avatar

a predefined set of files

…with predefined sizes located in predefined regions of storage.

bus_factor ,

Yeah, that’s what I was implying, just didn’t want to write a whole novel about it.

filcuk , to lemmyshitpost in Lol

Do people not say hi to customer service reps?

pantyhosewimp ,
filcuk ,

Yea I agree with that wholeheartedly, but the point of it is about people sending someone a hi and nothing else, not ignoring basic manners.

MycelialMass ,

Most of the time its a bot so why bother

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

Because that bot will remember your politeness and take pity on you when the robot uprising comes.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Yes everyone, ALWAYS BE KIND TO BOTS. Consider this a warning.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Lol I came to say the exact thing.

Everyone needs a class on the Terminator series pronto

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

Because sometimes it’s not a bot and on actual human with a shitty, shitty job. And those two keystrokes may actually mean the difference between them feeling shitty or not as shitty.

lemmycdatass ,

Hi

BirdyBoogleBop ,

I don’t. I usually think they are bots though until they say something too complex for a bot and feel bad I didn’t say hi.

aeki ,

I do, even if it’s a bot, because maybe it’s not. I have worked on 2nd+ line tech support, and I’d often see 1st line getting mistreated by customers. I could never do 1st line.

DBT , to lemmyshitpost in Reblog if youre american

As an American who’s uncut… there’s a scar?

Whorehoarder ,

How else?

DBT ,

I mean I’ve seen lots of porn and never noticed anything that looked like a scar, but then again I don’t typically focus on the dick.

cashews_best_nut ,

As a rampant homosexual who’s done lots of dick-focused study - there’s a scar and it has different levels of noticability. Some are faint, some jagged, some with mismatched colours, some bright red, etc.

Like any scar it can be very variable.

DBT ,

Yea I got it with the two tone Malone comment. That’s my G.

But I appreciate yours as well.

corus_kt ,

I can understand why people might not notice, most of my research sources are heavily pixelated.

prole ,

Have you tried using a VPN and looking it up from outside Japan?

KingJalopy ,

What’s fucked is I had no idea that was a scar until I was well into adulthood.

DBT ,

This is something I do not wish to google. Is it noticeable? I would assume a small surgical cut that occurs at infancy leaves no significant scar

KingJalopy , (edited )

Let’s just say there is a definitive line where what once was my foreskin now just is a smooth piece of skin connected by another. I wouldn’t call it a scar because like I said I had no idea it was not normal. There’s definitely a noticeable difference between the top part and the rest of it. I’m not sure how else to put this delicately. Honestly, I would just google it.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Unacceptable. Upload a pic of the tip of your dick pls.

KingJalopy ,

I mean if you really want it I’ll do it. It’s just anatomy. Plus I have a wide angle lens…

pressanykeynow ,

It’s not like I want to see it, but I’m this down the thread it’s too late to stop. Bring it on.

TokenBoomer ,

LMFAO that was good 👍

PineRune ,

It is the number one cause of Two-Tone-Malone.

KingJalopy ,

Not to be crude but this pretty much is what I’m talking about. It’s almost like having a two toned penis…

NSFW btw… Although it is just a drawing

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/53696c7e-bef5-4458-82ea-cf455775a521.jpeg

Rev3rze ,

Wow the frenulum gets removed as well sometimes? What an outdated and ridiculous thing to be doing to children for absolutely no good reason. Yeah sure, some studies show it improves hygiene I’ve been told. To me that’s about as proportionate as removing all your healthy teeth so you don’t get cavities in the future…

Risk ,

The studies where it ‘improves’ hygiene are poorly designed as they don’t control for education and understanding.

In other words - what’s better: teaching our baby boys the simple act of cleaning under their foreskin in the bath, along with the rest of their body or cutting off a sensitive and important part of their body to make masturbation and sex more difficult?

pigup ,

It’s the dumbest shit ever.

LillyPip ,
cashews_best_nut ,

Is anyone elses penis turtling the more they read of this comment thread?

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Two tone Malone 😞

adj16 ,

Ok wait the rest of this is important but sidebar, my peehole is called a MEATUS??

pigup ,

Biden needs to bring this up at the next State of the Union address

gaifux ,

POTUS bringing up the MEATUS

modifier ,

A bit wierd, but hey, whatever gets it hard for you. I’m not here to judge.

gaifux ,

Meaty Erection Around The United States

modifier ,

this gai fux

PopMyCop ,

A meatus is a hole/tunnel, with some specific properties. You also, just as a by the by thing, have an external acoustic meatus on each side of your head.

acockworkorange ,

Are you saying all those vitiligo penises in porn are actually just circumcised?

systemglitch ,

There is no scar.

LEDZeppelin , to lemmyshitpost in Here as well

Linux is growing

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

This is good for Linux.

Abnorc ,

Is Linux growing up or out?

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Earths Linux biomass is reaching sustainable levels, good.

ech , to mildlyinfuriating in They now put ads in cigarettes

“I can excuse the lung cancer, but I draw the line at advertising!”

Shayeta , to lemmyshitpost in I know it's one of you guys

Hey, at least you can be sure it’s clean.

carnimoss , to lemmyshitpost in 💀💀 2006 was 18 years ago
@carnimoss@lemmings.world avatar

Reading this makes me feel ancient

lugal ,

You are not alone in this

Hotzilla ,

I refuse to believe anyone born in this millennia is over 18.

ryathal ,

Kids can drink that were born after 9/11.

Micromot ,

That goes for the US, in germany kids from 2007 onwards can drink

Something_Complex ,

Hi, I’m from 2002, I’m 21

jabathekek ,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

NUH-UH

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

jabathekek ,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

SPONGE, BOB, SQUARE, PANTS!

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

OOOOOOOHHHHHH

jabathekek ,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!

LukeMedia ,
nullPointer , to technology in Reddit now blocks signed out VPN connections.

change your user agent to “fuck reddit and fuck you spez v. 1.2.45”

atx_aquarian ,
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

v23.6.12

linuxgator , to lemmyshitpost in Fishing
@linuxgator@lemmy.world avatar

That would be a catfish hooker, though I hear they taste like ass.

eran_morad , to aboringdystopia in Keep in mind that social security is set to run out in 10 years time.

Fucking lazy-ass boomers getting my money.

rebul ,

Lazy-ass boomers that paid into SS their entire lives? Those lazy-ass boomers?

root ,
@root@lemmy.world avatar

Like millennials, right?

djsoren19 ,

Yup, the same ones that actively were able to benefit from the cap of ss contributions due to their secure jobs paying out more than any of us are proportionally making now. Those same secure jobs they only received because the U.S. got to establish itself as a global hegemony due to being largely unharmed by WW2.

Boomers got to live the good life at the expense of our future, and they didn’t do a goddamn thing to deserve it.

WaxedWookie ,

In my market, the median cost of housing has risen over 600% relative to median income since '74 - they’ve ridden that wave at the expense of future generations after breaking the guardrails off the economy. They haven’t paid their fair share into SS, and now they’re demanding more.

I thought millennials were supposed to be selfish and lazy.

HorseWithNoName ,

What happens when social security does run out and the millennials and gen z who have paid into it for years get 0 benefit? Ok, we’ve helped the boomers retire. But then when we need it it’s not going to be there.

Unaware7013 ,

Only if we let the GOP and MAGAts control the narrative and make people not understand that minor reforms can make it feasible for DECADES longer than the projected 2035 at current funding rates. But people are stupid and greedy, which is (one reason) why the GOP still has as much power as they do.

djsoren19 ,

The cliff has been looming for decades, and neither party has done a damn thing about it. It’s fine if you want to blame the MAGA circus, but the truth is that no politician is going to do a damn thing until we hit a point of no return. The solutions are incredibly simple, but they all start with raising taxes, so no party is even going to bother.

shalafi ,

These dumbasses call me a boomer. My parents were boomers.

All you gotta do to score some upvote dopamine is throw that word out there. Score!

And yes, Boomers, GenX, Millennials and GenZ, all of us deserve what we were promised. And we will get it. Won’t be enough without some work and planning during one’s working years, and won’t be as fair a deal as the older folks got, but Social Security is going no where.

flicker , to lemmyshitpost in It's like everyday

I just wanted to say these comments are off the chain. This is how the internet used to be- just people chatting, making jokes and telling stories.

I didn't know how much I missed it.

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Welcome to the Internet without corporate rot

i_am_tired_boss ,
nixcamic ,

I’m enjoying these brief moments of Lemmy before it becomes mainstream. Who knows maybe it never will which is kinda bad but also kinda good.

Zink ,

It stinks to think that the mainstreaming of this platform that definitely should go mainstream would probably diminish its value for me specifically.

But I guess that’s what communities and even themed instances are for.

GlitterInfection , to memes in It really makes me cringe every time they talk about logic...

Dismissing good advice because the person who gave it to you has flaws is the epitome of logical behavior!

araozu ,

Let’s assume I didn’t know about vaccines and I went to ask for advice to someone. How would I know if what they told me was good advice?

I would ask myself, are they an authority on the subject? Where do they draw the advice from? Who says they are an authority? What did they have to do to earn that authority? Do other authorities say the same?

Are mormons authorities on logic? Why trust advice about logic from someone that doesn’t follow logic?

A liar can say that lying is bad. A killer can say that killing is bad. It just so happens that the advice is good, in spite of who said it.

GlitterInfection ,

You ended up agreeing with me in that last sentence.

Disregarding advice you know is good already because you don’t respect the source is an emotional, not logical, choice.

araozu ,

Yes, it’s emotional to disregard advice you know is good. However it is a logical reaction to have.

It is logical for humans not to trust or accept advice from a hypocrite, even if that advice may be good. It’s not about the advice itself, but about who gives it. That was my point.

Unfortunately humans have emotions, and those emotions factor into our so called “logical decisions”. To ignore our emotions is to pretend we are machines, and machines wouldn’t be in these situations, as a machine wouldn’t give advice it doesn’t follow itself.

Now, if we were machines, sure, if the advice is good, it’s good, doesn’t matter who gives it.

Furthermore, if I already know the advice is good, did I receive advice?

GlitterInfection ,

Well, OK, sure. Irrationality is logical in that it’s human.

That’s one great reason to learn self awareness and mindfulness.

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