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cybermass , to memes in This happened...

Don’t try to play a fool with my nikesh

Achyu ,

Gopi sir, ningal lemmylum?

Zier , to pics in [OC] Bird with menacing energy
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

"Come at me bro!"

TheDoozer , to funny in Ken M on bathroom manners

I once had a female coworker who was complaining about how she had walked in on a male coworker using the single-occupancy bathroom (peeing, his back was turned to the door), that him not locking the door was somehow inappropriate of him.

Somebody put a poll up on a white board with the scenario, with question “who behaved inappropriately” with the choices “the person entering the bathroom without knocking” “the person using the bathroom without locking it” “they are both wrong” and “we’re all adults here, get the fuck over it.”

The tallies were overwhelmingly in the “get the fuck over it” column. But I feel the poll was missing something important: the door had a tendency when locked to stick and leave the person locked inside. We were in a quick-response duty status (as in running to the aircraft), so the person already in should absolutely not have locked it (he was the runner).

You see a closed door to a room (of relative privacy) that might be occupied, you knock. Simple as.

WarlordSdocy ,

I think in that case it makes sense to knock but in most cases if I see a single use bathrooms with the little occupied in red or vacant in green lock indicator on it I’m just gonna assume it’s free if it’s not locked and open it. I haven’t been burned by that yet because in most situations people will lock them when using them.

superkret , to cat in Filled with malice

Being stuck in a cage all day sounds like a good reason.
If I saw that sign at the shelter, I’d be tempted to adopt that cat.

narc0tic_bird ,

That’s why it’s there.

flerp ,

It would definitely work. I had my experience bonding with a lifetime cat that I got when she was a baby. Any other time I would adopt a cat I would get an older cat with older and sassy or grumpy cats being more likely for me.

flicker ,

I adopted my cat because he was born angry. He wasn’t even fully weaned before he began attacking his own mother.

He loves his people as long as they don’t dare smell like a different cat. He just hates cats!

Zirconium ,

A follower of khorne is a good pet to have

vaultdweller013 ,

Cats are Khornes sacred animal, this is why they have nine lives its one plus eight. The hounds of Khorne must earn their place, but cats simply take theirs.

KillingTimeItself , to cat in Filled with malice

that is the face of a criminal

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Stealing hearts and breaking them.

KillingTimeItself ,

and then bapping them in the face afterwards, truly the most heinous of criminals.

orca , to cat in Suspicious
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

I did a double take because your cat looks like one of my gingers.

https://orcas.enjoying.yachts/pictrs/image/addf650d-e27e-4a43-8a01-31f63c39714e.jpeg

setsneedtofeed OP ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Orag

some_guy , to pics in [OC] A very focused dog

Poor doggo doesn’t appear to be having fun. Aww.

Diddlydee , to insanepeoplefacebook in Either humans existed 65 million years ago or dinosaurs existed 6000 years ago. There are no other possibilities.

That bolt looks in suspiciously excellent condition.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
clif ,

I ALWAYS forget the name of these little guys even though I see them pretty frequently. Thank you for the reminder… I’ll try to commit it to memory this time (no promises)

DarkThoughts ,

It's certainly not a spiral thread, but individual rings, which aren't even uniform enough if they were a thread of a bolt or a screw.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

There is no question in my mind that it’s a crinoid. I grew up in a town in Southern Indiana that was essentially a giant crinoid bed in the Cambrian. I had so many pieces of crinoid. I even had a “flower,” which were really hard to find. Sadly, I lost it.

Here’s a bunch of “stems”:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/327b6404-efa8-4c4a-96ef-f63da26855e1.png

Here’s a “flower”:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3c2b4771-6472-4996-b46a-2c3e50dca3ad.png

I put those words in quotes, because a crinoid is actually an animal, not a plant. Here’s a sea lily, one of its modern descendents.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c285ae37-51e8-407e-81fa-ca19937c562e.png

acetanilide ,

I had no idea those were animals. Fascinating.

Pandantic , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit was called a sovcit in court, says no u.
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

Who is Yusef?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

A sovereign citizen “guru”, as they are called, named Yusef El, from the Moorish sovcit part of sovcits. There are about ten different gurus who offer paid programs to learn all this gobbledygook and convince these dunderheads they’re really beating the system.

i_dont_want_to ,

What method of payment do they accept?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Cashapp only baby.

acetanilide ,

Now, now. Yusef uses Paypal and Stripe. For just $49.99 US/month you too can learn how to ruin your life.

FuglyDuck , to cat in Cat during a power outage
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

The cat telling ghost stories.

Shortly before becoming the ghost.

gibmiser , to lemmyshitpost in Ignore the haters

“FuckCarsCircleJerk”

glitchdx ,

fuck yeah

halcyoncmdr , to startrek in August 30th 2024. America adopts the metric system. Never forget.
@halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world avatar

America officially switched to the metric system decades ago. We just don’t use it on a daily basis, but officially the US is metric.

In 1988 Congress passed the Omnibus Trade and Competitiveness Act, which made the metric system the preferred system of weights and measures for U.S. trade and commerce.

In 1991 President Bush issued Executive Order 12770, which mandated the transition to metric measurement for all federal agencies.

nokturne213 ,

I remember learning all metric in elementary school in the early to mid 80s much to my mother’s chagrin (any thing I learned that was different than what/how she learned in Catholic school was bad, including a second language). Then having to relearn standard in middle school. I still have to count all of the lines on a tape measure.

JeffKerman1999 ,

As a metric-raised guy I find extremely difficult following the tutorials of woodworkers that start putting 2feet 3 inches and 9/16 in the measurements that converts to 700,0875mm wich i guess is an approximation of 70cms

halcyoncmdr ,
@halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world avatar

Things like woodworking are exactly where the imperial system came from. Because daily usable lengths like a foot are using base 12 not base 10, it can be divided much more evenly even before needing fractions.

prettybunnys ,

I was taught the metric system in US Schools in the late 80s and 90s.

Sure we don’t use it daily but I still know it.

I know that I need to convert to it and how to convert to it if necessary.

For anything that’s not interacting with a human I’d use the metric system, for anything interacting with a human I’d display both.

No1 ,
@No1@aussie.zone avatar

I want a 473ml of beer, please and thank you.

kevinrns ,
@kevinrns@mstdn.social avatar

@No1

That's called a can. Can I have a can of beer.

No1 ,
@No1@aussie.zone avatar

Also known as “Not enough” XD

CrimeDad , to pics in [OC] Bird with menacing energy

Maybe it just wants to give you a quest.

skulblaka , to pics in [OC] A very focused dog
@skulblaka@sh.itjust.works avatar

This dog looks like it should have a coffee and an earpiece.

Funkytom467 , to cat in Fatten the beast
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

Nourish the overlord

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