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SchmidtGenetics , to linuxmemes in Your Southwest flight arrived on time.

Little late, new information came out and they broke other OSs months ago… but no one noticed…

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

I wonder why

DmMacniel ,
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

My guess are Redundancy, proper rollbacks and or testing.

SchmidtGenetics ,

Not used on critical systems, it affected computers, a client had to inform them even.

shield_gengar , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.
@shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works avatar

Should I know who this is?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No. A crazy man who says a lot of crazy things and gets on shows like Rogan’s.

shield_gengar ,
@shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sounds good ty. Honestly, curating your online experience reduces anxiety, by a lot.

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Assortment of batshit sovcit questions.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I hope that judge takes those bible verses into account when deciding on Cypriot law.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

The judge probably took an oath on a bible so they would have to.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Like I said the other day, you’re not really on Ken M’s level.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I’m not trying to be anyone else, I’m just myself and I wish that was good enough for you.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not. Not when we have Oscar-winner Margot Robbie on Lemmy.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

But she never shows her feet.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You clearly didn’t see Barbie.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I have fifteen copies of it on Ultra HD Blu-ray and those are definitely a foot double’s feet.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I really think @MargotRobbie needs to weigh in on this.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

She could post a picture with her stepping in three pounds of raw beef mince to really settle it.

swab148 ,
@swab148@lemm.ee avatar
SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That’s obviously someone sitting in the seat beside her.

notabot ,

I love lemmy, but how did we get from talking about sovcit craziness to debating whether Ms Robbie uses a foot double?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Ken M.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Are you sure you love Lemmy if you have to ask that question?

notabot ,

The conversation on here is fantastic for the most part, and my question was mostly rooted in amusement, but you surely have to admit that veering from sovcits doing their thing to conspiracy theories about celebrity toes is a pretty remarkable turn.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I suppose, but I went from Stonehenge to the MST3K episode Pumaman with someone in another thread today, so 🤷‍♂️

MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

NO

NO FEET PICS

NO

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So you did use a foot double in Barbie!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,
MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services!

Fetus ,

We do?

FlyingSquid , (edited )
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

…maybe?

Edit: Wrong link - lemm.ee/u/MargotRobbie

Ghostling ,

Sorry, wrong reply button. Still learning Lemmy!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If you’re using the web interface, clicking on the three dots under your post will give you the option to delete it.

wafflez , to lemmyshitpost in Breaking News

What did the fox say?

crusty ,

^W^

nifty OP ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Do you want to link to the video or should I?

bleistift2 , to programmer_humor in Junior dev VS FAANMG dev

In my experience it’s the other way around.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Both sides.

I constantly call out juniors who do things like ignore warnings, completely unaware that the warning is going to cause serious tech debt in a few months.

But Ive also unfortunately shrugged after seeing hundreds of warnings because to update this requires me to go through 3 layers of departments and we’re still waiting on these six other blockers.

Pick and choose I guess.

bitchkat ,

Then things will have to wait until the code is of sufficient quality to be accepted.

gravitas_deficiency , (edited )

Yeah I’m one of the “I only want to write this fucker once so I will make it as solid as I can” types… and my manager/team-lead/principal dev (all the same person - that’s a whole other story) is the “yolo send it” type.

We do not get on well. I’m probably going to switch teams or jobs soon.

Sanctus , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

My fucking back tensed just looking at this shit. Never helping plant signs again. Though it was cool the signs were made to use one of those instead of just stabbing it in the ground like those weak ass wire frame ones.

SchmidtGenetics ,

Plant… a sign…?

I think I’m going to advertise my next fence project as all natural “planted” fencing.

bolexforsoup ,

Have you never heard “plant your feet”?

SchmidtGenetics , (edited )

Yeah, doesn’t involve burying or getting into the actual ground itself from anything I’ve seen about it.

Using that phrase, to “plant” a sign would be to lay it on top of the ground. So it wouldn’t be wrong for a large weighted sign I guess, but the pictures about pouring something into the ground.

bolexforsoup ,

Planting means to root firmly

SchmidtGenetics ,

You said plant your feet, that has a specific definition, which is different than the one you’re using now for planting.

Language is tough. But yeah, no planting a sign is not a correct term for what you would do. Like at all, no matter how you try to stretch definitions.

Revan343 ,

Language is tough

For some people, apparently

SchmidtGenetics ,

Yep plant has multiple definitions, and neither is for placing signs in the ground, and it also is different in the specific phrase “plant your feet”. Neither refer to rooting.

The nuances are tough, but they are there.

Maybe provide the specific definition that you’re confusing the right one with and we could clear this up.

Revan343 ,

You are the only one here who appears confused; everyone else understood exactly what was meant by ‘planting a sign’

SchmidtGenetics , (edited )

I’m not confused, I know what they meant, hence my original joke at a statement that while makes sense, doesn’t work using any real definitions.

Yeah using random words in place of the proper ones can make a logical statement, but that doesn’t disclude it from not being a proper phrase language wise.

Again, hence my joke using the term in another incorrect usage…. The fact that you need this explained is quite frankly hilarious if you’re coming here to call me out or something lmfao.

Machinist ,
@Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

Planting fence posts is totally a thing, planting a sign would be correct usage. Southern US vernacular.

You start trying to tell me ain’t and y’all ain’t words, we’re gonna have a problem.

SchmidtGenetics ,

I’ve been honestly waiting for someone to point out “planting a flag”, highly disappointed.

Revan343 ,

You start trying to tell me ain’t and y’all ain’t words, y’all are gonna have a problem.

Ftfy

Track_Shovel ,

Yeah, if you add some organic matter you have a might billboard in a few years

bahbah23 ,

Loosen your grip right before it hits, not enough that you lose control but enough that you’re not going to take much of the impact. It might take an extra hit or two, but it also might mean that you can push it down a little bit harder as well knowing that you don’t have to absorb the impact

Edit: or don’t, I don’t care

constantokra ,

Shove a hunk of 2x4 down to the bottom too. Changes an irritating noise to a satisfying thunk.

Toes , to linuxmemes in What's going on y'all?

www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-19/…/104120260

This has happened and taken a bunch of services down around the world.

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

What a garbage.

Just use Linux, SELinux, strong sandboxing, repositories, nonexecutable home directories, strong access control, offline backups.

possiblylinux127 ,

And log monitoring with off machine collections

bobs_monkey ,

How about a testing environment separate from production

cerement ,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

and phased rollouts …

Toes ,

I watched a ocean of computers go dead on the floor because I couldn’t convince the sysadmin to do exactly that when pushing a major change.

Gestrid ,

Any more details?

This sounds like the setup to a fun story.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

And my axe

Revan343 ,

Best I can do is push it worldwide on a Friday morning

luckystarr ,

Does that cost money?

peopleproblems ,

Yes. And time.

We make a lot more money by testing in production, and let the users tell us what’s wrong. It’s much faster.

luckystarr ,

We’ve successfully replaced the entire support team with an HTML form creating tickets for the one developer.

Surefire way to receive that efficiency performance bonus.

Toes ,

But how do I integrate everything into Microsoft 365 with that snazzy OneDrive feature? /s

jaybone ,

You will escort us to sector zero zero one.

WordBox ,

Crowd strike did this to Linux in April.

bulwark ,

access.redhat.com/solutions/7068083

interesting it uses eBPF.

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

Damn

Xanvial , (edited )

Pretty sure it’s happened in Linux before, but because it’s much less users, obviously it won’t have same global outage like what happens now

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

I mean, I run Fedora and ran many others and had multiple crashes.

Fedora Atomic Desktops not anymore, but still not perfect.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I should have been familiar with it, but the one time I put up a fence, I didn’t know that such a thing existed, so I used a big mallet and a lot of hard work.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

Once I was pounding a stake and got the alignment off. Post driver came down on my forehead and knocked me down. Hurt a bit but I finished the fence, which is what’s important.

whoisearth , to linuxmemes in -----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-----
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

I genuinely LOL’d at this thank you OP.

Drusas , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the bank.

"Signed across them"? What is that even supposed to mean?

lugal , to lemmyshitpost in Most important map

50 shades of red

Therealgoodjanet , to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.

Damnit, the pope holds all birth certificates? I’m such an idiot, how did I not know?

There must have a massive archive in the Vatican, holding the birth certificates of 8bil people.

Etterra ,

They’re actually is a archive in the Vatican, but it’s full of all of their dirty laundry and all of the dirt that they’ve scraped together on world leaders for like 1,500 years. As I understand it there’s actually stuff that could start wars down there.

Honytawk ,

Yeah, the pope keeps all of them in a big book that also says if you have been naughty or nice.

Geobloke ,

Hold on. This changes everything. You mean the pope works for Santa? Or the saint’s Clause? I smell a loophole

TheFriar ,

Wonder who’s keeping track with all the new ones coming in every few seconds and all the people dying every few seconds. Must be one busy post office in there.

harrys_balzac , to science_memes in The stages of understanding evolution

The creationists who are antivaxxers, anti-abortion, pushing Christianity to be the official religion in government, want Bible studies as part of school curriculum, brlieve the Earth is 6000 years old, climate change deniers?

Those creationists?

yesman OP ,

Yea, all that stuff seems pretty trivial compared to the damage of eugenics, forced sterilizations, and genocide. Ya know, Social Darwinism?

Kraiden ,

And you think think Christo-fascists aren't into all that because...

Shieldtoad , to funny in There's just something about it

The car is a Dongfeng M-Hero 917. It’s Chinese.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5fedbb16-008a-4bea-b900-8e92793ceeeb.jpeg

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Oh no! We’re not even the #1 at making gun-cars?

whodatdair ,

Deh terk er jerbs!

PunnyName ,

And apparently it’s amazing. I’m sure it has lots of spyware.

saltesc ,

Amazing? It looks like it was designed by my ADHD when I was 6.

stom ,

No, they actually finished it.

deadbeef79000 ,

If he can finish dialling $emergency_number he may even get treated for that burn.

saltesc ,

Hahaha. A deep cut and a burn.

BeefPiano ,

I never want to look in any direction without seeing a screen. Preferably 3.

Threeme2189 ,

The next big thing: No windows, no windscreen, no glass at all. Only OLED displays.

Droechai ,

With some very intrusive HUD elements plus ad banners

LazerFX ,

The latest polestar has no rear window, only a camera mirror. I’m sure that won’t cause any problems at all

AFC1886VCC ,

I really like the design personally.

Imgonnatrythis ,

I see China is on board with the monitors that look like they were glued to the dashboard and not actually part of it asthetic. I like that both driver and passenger get a neat throttle control. What does it do?

ohwhatfollyisman ,

I like that both driver and passenger get a neat throttle control. What does it do?

twin throttle controls are usually for different engines; it’s not one set for the pilot flying and another for the pilot monitoring.

maybe this vehicle has two engines to allow its owner to really gun it?

Imgonnatrythis ,

win throttle controls are usually for different engines; it’s not one set for the pilot flying and another for the pilot monitoring

Oh I bet they touch it sometimes.

SoGrumpy ,

I see what you did there.

bstix ,

maybe this vehicle has two engines

It actually has four engines. One for each wheel.

bstix ,

The left one is the usual PRND gear stick. The right one changes between 6 different off-road modes (snow, mud, sand, rock, water, auto).

UltraMagnus0001 ,

Gotta appease the American buyers

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