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AI_toothbrush , to memes in octopus

Btw is there a difference between people.and persons? I hear both being used but i grew up with people.

RedditRefugee69 ,

Great question. When I hear people I think that’s used to draw attention to common relevant traits “people of England” for example. Persons is more a group of less related individuals or at least with less relevant similarities “persons of interest” for example

uranibaba , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sounds legit sovcit.

“Protected terms of patent 61558”

Does not recognise government, who does the patent protection then? I’m confused.

MrEff , to greentext in Anon's gastric emergency

He needs a doctor, and fast. Best case scenario it is ulcerative collitis. Worst case he is getting an MRI of his brain and brainstem to find out it is a central tumor and will only be getting worse.

fibojoly ,

Doctor Google concurs : it’s cancer.

tom_was_taken ,

Well, it’s never lupus, so…

snugglesthefalse ,

Are we sure it’s not lupus though?

Tyfud ,

It’s likely UC. Symptoms fit.

MrEff ,

Yeah, colon/anal cancer will do this as well.

Zeppo ,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

Seems a bit dramatic. Could be as simple as lactose intolerance, or IBS, or something like Celiac disease.

SuperRecording , to lemmyshitpost in I love going shopping and getting my favorite snacksss 🥰🍬🤤

You aren’t going to eat the glue sticks right?

You are going to eat all the rice chex, poop in box after so it’s the right weight, use glue sticks to seal back up, and return back to the store as buying the wrong variant. Right??

😟

bleistift2 , to greentext in Anon's gastric emergency

You know you can wash clothes, right?

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I know that, yes. Apparently Anon doesn’t though. Either that or his “accident” was so bad that no amount of washing will make those underpants usable again.

festnt ,

guy shits acid or something

Poots , to lemmyshitpost in I love going shopping and getting my favorite snacksss 🥰🍬🤤

I’m not usually a soggy food fan, but Rice Chex are an absolute delight when they have time to marinate in the milk for a few 🤌

disguy_ovahea , to noncredibledefense in Noncredible morale patch

*Christian Nationalists. Actual Christians who follow Jesus aren’t telling you how to live your life, and many of them volunteer to help the less fortunate.

PugJesus OP ,

Oh, I’m fine with Christians in the modern day, this is just an Ancient Rome joke with some militaria shitposting crossover appeal.

disguy_ovahea ,

That’s fair. I’m fine with some Christians. Christian Nationalists and their contemporary political crusade can fuck right off. I’m more of a live, and let live guy when it comes to religion.

MotoAsh ,

Christians are very much supposed to be live and let live, so any that aren’t can easily be dismissed as heretics of their own religion.

hojomonkey ,

Ohh, you mean Nationalist Christians. Those Nat.C’s are a blight

disguy_ovahea ,

Natty Christs?

ATDA , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

I’m not saying I’m immune from propaganda but I didn’t think I’ve ever purchased something to “strike back at the conservative corporate culture.”

InternetUser2012 ,

That’s because you have a functioning brain with more than two brain cells fighting for third place. You don’t do or feel what you’re told to do by fox “news”.

TechNerdWizard42 ,

I mean it’s pretty common. I’ve not eaten at Chick Fil A for years or shopped in a Hobby Lobby since the religious health insurance crap. Just two big examples. Many people choose to not support companies that are in blatant opposition to their values. And me not buying at hobby lobby did mean I purchased my supplies from an alternate vendor. So I could say I bought from alternate vendor to strike back at the conservative culture…

CheesyFox , to memes in Bacon tho

yeah, yummy meat. I like it a lot. Sometimes i salt it than dry it myself, and god, does it taste delicious. I might be bothered by the cruelty of all this meat industry, but guess what, if i were to choose, i’d rather be a farm pig. Anything actually that does not comprehend the cruelty of this reality, and i’m not talking about farms here. Also, unlike most of us they go away quickly.

P.S. fyi, latest studies show that plants might also feel the pain. Sorry to disappoint you guys, but it seems like we are just doomed to bring more suffering in this world. You better find a way to cope with this before it became more researched.

ReakDuck ,

I think most people dont even care about pain. CO2 is rising and we are all going to die. We eat too much meat without thinking either. Its nonsense to eat that much meat. Once a month is perfectly fine.

CheesyFox ,

If you care about CO2 that much, go strangle a billionaire or two, or, i don’t know, go change how our whole grocerie system works, because if you didn’t know, everything we find at stores is produced with great margin. Most of the product simply being destroyed simply to keep the prices where they are.

I certainly don’t care about CO2. Why? “We all die”? No, silly, some of us will (both of us most certainly), but don’t underestimate our species’ adaptability. And you know what, it’s fucking beautiful because eight billion is a bit too much. That’s a perfect self regulation kinda thing.

Its nonsense to eat that much meat. Once a month is perfectly fine.

Its nonsence to eat such overprocessed food as some of you vegans do i could say. Not that i would mean it. All I’m saying, the amount of any type of food is a matter of personal preference, And since we both live at the time when we could afford such a luxurious thing as an ability to choose what to eat, and not just consume whatever we were able to find/produce, i would like to try to enjoy this little bliss. Fuck you guys for even attempting to ruin it for me, and then telling me what to do, you brave don quixotes fighting your imaginary windmills.

ReakDuck ,

Its true that its nonsense to eat overprocessed food.

Idc about it.

Strawberry ,

we can’t live without plants

CheesyFox ,

some say we can’t live without meat

Strawberry ,

whether or not we can live without meat (we can), we certainly can’t live without plants. Even if you eat only meat, you depend on plants (and roughly 10x as much) in a lower trophic level. There is currently no way to avoid starving to death or dying of malnutrition without harming plants

CheesyFox ,

well duh. Not my point. It was just so funny that you actually used kinda the same rhetorics as meatlovers usually do.

Anyway, i still wanna adress your arguments. We can live without meat in the same manner we can live without plants. Good luck on getting your minimal daily value of b12 or d3. You can always get them in the form of pills, too bad animals still will be hurt for that. Fatty acids and fats are important too, as the modern studies show (www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5577766/ ), what about them? My point is, you can have no meat in your diet just as you can have a meat only nutrition, both need to be adjusted with bioactive supplements.

Also, since most guys here don’t know any better than simply to press the vote down button without actually answering, and you seem to be the one that actually wants to discuss the topic, may i ask you a question? How come that we blame meat industry, and i cite (surprisingly, from wikipedia page for meat), for global warming, pollution and biodiversity loss (last one actually surprised me), while it is our endless fields of wheat are the reason we have little to no forests where they were normal not so long ago, therefore less co2 being processed back into o2, and it is this very fields we cover in chemicals therefore the pollution and biodiversity loss. I mean, it almost seem like meat industry is just a handy target to blame, while certain guys can continue doing their business.

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sounds legit sovcit.

I’m native because I was born here therefore I’m indigenous. Works every time.

Tylerdurdon , to lemmyshitpost in Uh oh

I haven’t heard anything about this fella in a minute. Is he still championing Trump while spouting random hate/nuttiness?

Lupus ,

Who cares what this living example for why you should take your meds has to say?

I feel like all this attention it brought him only amplified his mental disorders. I sincerely hope that he is getting the help he clearly needs and that the media will leave him alone for the sake of his sanity.

Track_Shovel ,
peopleproblems ,

You know, Abilify would have probably cured the Hunter right away from the psychosis induced by the blood administration. Then he wouldn’t have to have his head cut off or fight a giant moon thing

Restaldt ,

But then no doll mommy

fishbone ,

To be fair, Abilify would cure the hunter of the energy to do anything other than eat or sleep, which might not make for a very fun game.

Abilify is fucking awful.

peopleproblems ,

Oh yeah. Worst med I was ever told to try. Hated life so much during it and gained so much weight.

I don’t even know why my doc tried it. I don’t go to him anymore.

null , to memes in octopus

Why is octopi correct? Based on what?

marcos ,

Because people use it, and if you say it everybody will understand without any ambiguity.

null ,

Then the meme is formatted incorrectly. Or “correctly”, if we define correct as “incorrect, but, you get it, so…”

TheImpressiveX , to lemmyshitpost in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way
@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

Randall Munroe shows us how it’s done:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/0220a859-ecea-476a-8176-5e665d8f1483.png

Every time you email a file to yourself so you can pull it up on your friend’s laptop, Tim Berners-Lee sheds a single tear.

IronKrill ,

Sad that this XKCD from 2011 is still just as accurate today…

anivia ,

Not quite, we now have options like wormhole that make it pretty simple

tatterdemalion ,
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

Only because IPv6 and self-hosting are not mainstream yet. But if it were commonplace for everyone’s home to have something as simple as a public file server or SSH server, then this problem would be trivialized.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Opera tried to make self-hosting mainstream back in 2009 with Opera Unite, but regular people just weren’t interested. It was a web server built in to the browser, which had a few apps like a whiteboard, a way to write notes, file transfers, etc.

Also, IPv6 is already mainstream in some countries. In the USA, several of the mobile networks are IPv6-only, using 464XLAT to allow connections to legacy IPv4-only servers. Comcast/Xfinity was also the first ISP to roll out IPv6 at a wide scale, and the majority of their customers had IPv6 connectivity way back in 2014 or so.

Globally, around 50% of traffic to Google and 60% of traffic to Facebook are using IPv6.

Eheran ,

Just send it over telegram. Even Whatsapp allows that size I assume.

IronKrill ,

For sure, let me just make an account, install the app, find and add them- wait, he drove over with a USB? Jokes aside, thanks for the recommendation, but it’s not any simpler than the 2011 solutions if you haven’t set it up already.

Eheran ,

Who is not already using Telegram and/or Whatsapp?

IronKrill ,

No one I have met in Canada has ever asked to message over telegram or whatsapp.

xavier666 ,

HCTP: Hypercar Transfer Protocol. Someone make an RFC

some_guy , to lemmyshitpost in All I Know Is Rejection. When I Was A Kid, My Yo-Yo: It Never Came Back

Poor guy got no respect. It was pretty sad.

Seriously, though. I saw his standup for the first time several years ago. I think this was from the early 80s on Carson and the dude was lit. I only knew him from movies and his general schtick. I’d never seen his timing and delivery. He was great.

aaaa ,

His standup was definitely better than any of his movies

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Gonna badmouth Caddyshack and Back to School, really?

aaaa ,

Back to School, definitely. Well, not really badmouth, but I thought it was fairly mediocre.

But really I meant to praise his standup and say his movies didn’t do him justice. He was just funnier when doing his own material

proper ,
@proper@lemmy.world avatar

Easy Money!

MewtwoLikesMemes , to lemmyshitpost in Nope
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Yup. Don’t know why they ask for that if not for shady stuff.

Stovetop ,

It’s because auto-renewal is always turned on by default and they’re hoping people forget they signed up.

NaibofTabr ,

So, shady stuff.

Stovetop ,

Oh 100%. One of the many ways corporations try to pull money out of your wallet when you’re not looking.

In these sorts of situations, I’ve sometimes made use of a temporary card using services like privacy.com. Lets you sign up for free trials that require cards without giving them any real card details. That way, if you happen to forget to remove the subscription (or if they are so draconian they make it nearly impossible to do so) the transaction fails to process when they try to charge you.

Sometimes even banks provide temporary/virtual card services for their members, too.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

^ My point exactly.

Zos_Kia ,
@Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com avatar

Having worked at a bunch of SaaS products, it’s actually not that shady (at least in those cases i’ve seen). Free users are low value but they can cost a ton in support and commercial effort. Asking for a credit card upfront is just a simple way to filter for people who actually intend to maybe buy the product.

OP’s reaction is not a bug, it’s the feature.

FozzyOsbourne ,

Free users are low value but they can cost a ton in support and commercial effort

Maybe they shouldn’t offer a free trial then

Zos_Kia ,
@Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com avatar

Or maybe they should keep their free trial and just filter out randos with a credit card wall. It’s a simple and cheap way to keep your user base high value. And as attested by the OP’s meme, it just works!

Katana314 ,

I’ve previously been converted off free trials that way. So it can definitely work.

Zos_Kia ,
@Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com avatar

Yes, it’s a classic.

Pre-market fit it makes sense to be 100% free, as you want to gauge whether your product is attractive to people.

Post-market fit you already know the product has traction, so now you want to gauge whether it is attractive enough for people to pay for it.

VonReposti ,

In the tech sector it can also work as free advertising for the company the trial person works at. I’m for example using a tool on the free tier for log aggregation and monitoring which I really like. I’ve thought of doing a startup sometime within the next year and at that point I already know that tool and will probably look at implementing that as the first option.

Self hosters are a powerful marketing tool.

NaibofTabr ,

Sorry, no. The only reason you could possibly want my credit card information is so that you can start collecting rent if I forget to cancel, which is the goal. That is an extremely shady way to collect customers marks.

It’s a con. The goal is to collect rent from people who don’t actually use the service. It’s basically theft.

Zos_Kia ,
@Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com avatar

lmao what a nuanced point of view, you seem to have vast personal experience of this kind of things

NaibofTabr ,

OK. For what other reason could you need my credit card information?

Zos_Kia ,
@Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com avatar

Again, it’s a filter. You give me card details, that means you seriously want the product and also that you trust me. If i treat you right and give you a great experience you’ll be subscribed for years, purchasing add-ons, and recommending me to your friends. That’s much more valuable for me than skimming 20 bucks a month because you forgot to unsub.

When it’s a big corpo sure they’ll do it cause they don’t give a shit about their customers or even their reputation. I’m honestly not saying it doesn’t happen. But when it’s a no-name with a small online product they can’t afford that shit. If they put a credit card wall it’s most likely because they were getting too many people on the free trial, and were having a hard time telling actual future customers from drive-bys. This solves that.

NaibofTabr ,
  1. I don’t know if I’m “serious” yet - I am here to test the product/service. I can’t determine if I am serious or not until after I have tested it, and neither can you. I should not have to share financial information with you until after I have determined that, so this justification about “seriously” wanting the product is bunk.
  2. You are dipping your hand your hand into my wallet. Just because you haven’t pulled your hand back with money in it yet doesn’t mean this isn’t an attempt at picking my pocket.
Zos_Kia ,
@Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com avatar

Hey man I’m not saying you’re wrong, but you’re touching on another important thing which is trust. On average, high trust people are just easier to manage, especially when you’re a small outfit. It’s better for everyone if low trust users bounce away because of the cc wall. They’ll come back once the product has some brand recognition or social proof.

NaibofTabr ,

You’re right of course, the root issue is trust.

If you are a new product/service vendor for me, then there is no trust yet - there hasn’t been time for a trust relationship to develop. We don’t have a relationship yet, and certainly not enough of one for me to trust you with any of my financial information. By asking for that up front, you are demonstrating that you are not trustworthy. You are identifying yourself as the type of business that tries to collect excessive amounts of information about its clients for no justifiable reason. And even if your intentions are completely above-board in collecting that information, I also have no idea how the information you collect is secured, and since I haven’t evaluated the product yet I can’t determine whether the risk of sharing financial information with you is worthwhile. My risk-reward analysis is blank on the reward side, which means that I need you to lower my entry risk.

When you make this distinction of “high trust” and “low trust” people, you are actually misusing the term “trust”. Trust cannot exist without experience - it is something that develops over time through interaction. I cannot trust you if I have only just met you, it is impossible. I can be naive, and agree to what you ask for without suspicion, but naivety is not the same thing as trust. What you are calling “high trust” people would be more accurately termed “rubes” or “saps”.

On average, high trust people are just easier to manage, especially when you’re a small outfit. It’s better for everyone if low trust users bounce away because of the cc wall.

What you are saying here is that it’s convenient for you if people just give you what you ask for without asking too many questions or raising any objections, and you prefer customers who are generally lacking in awareness especially with regard to their own security. Of course that’s convenient for you, you don’t have to spend any time considering whether there’s something wrong with your approach to this.

If you are disrespecting my financial security up front, and you are doing that for the sake of your own convenience, that is a very bad place to start a relationship. You are damaging the potential for trust before we’ve even got started, because it’s “easier” for you.

Zos_Kia ,
@Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com avatar

Jesus Christ man 😂 you’re looking for a moral angle but there is no moral angle here. A business has the right to design their transactions however they want, even if that design explicitly excludes people like you.

Some people are easy-going, they are more prone to trust, they want to test a product they don’t write an essay about it about it they just put their CC info in, try the thing, and cancel the sub if it’s not for them. If they forget to cancel i refund their money cause i need a happy customer more than i need 20 bucks. You don’t need to call them rubes just because they’re invited to the party and you’re not.

NaibofTabr ,

Hmm, perhaps I’m not explaining this very well. Morality has nothing to do with what I’m talking about. What I’m trying to describe is how I do risk assessment as a potential new customer, and how that affects creating client relationships for a business.

What I am saying is that you should be considering the risk tolerance of your potential customers. Sharing financial information on the internet is always a high-risk action, especially when you don’t have an existing relationship with the person or organization that is collecting that information, where there cannot be trust yet. People who readily take such actions can be accurately described as “rubes” because they don’t spend enough time thinking about risk.

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