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Ace0fBlades , to noncredibledefense in The USS Every State In The Country

Just mind the small thermal exhaust port for the reactor

fluke ,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

that’s an anus

mindbleach ,

That’s America’s anus.

EmergMemeHologram ,

I thought that was Ryan Seacrest?

ignotum ,

If someone shoves a proton torpedo up my anus i’d probably blow up as well to be fair

fluke ,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

Let the record show this

FartsWithAnAccent , to lemmyshitpost in She's Thawing!
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

You know damn well this shit is starting in November

general_kitten ,

damn climate change

EvilEyedPanda ,

Thanks Obama!

Veedem , to lemmyshitpost in Hmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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There was actually follow up tweets all about equal opportunity for women. It was a GREAT way to get people to slow down and read the rest.

Ryan213 ,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

This screenshot is like reading just the headline and then commenting. Lol

ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Most twitter users can only read the headline

Ryan213 ,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure that applies to Reddit and oftentimes here too.

ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah true I was about to say lol the amount of people I’ve seen riled up over nothing or not having the proper context is insane especially on lemmy

aes ,

witness.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Twitter's original design was a bunch of headlines.

ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

The guy they put in charge of social media marketing must of have been trolling tbh lol

watson387 ,
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

Genius, also. lol

ShitOnABrick OP , (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Genius nono vile man this isn’t the right correct set of words he is a golden god A GOLDEN GOD and his rage is untethered and holds no bounds HE SHALL UNLEASH HIS FURY UPON YOU LIKE THE CRASHING OF A THOUSAND WAVES

sour , (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is good clickbait

am accept

Catsrules , to memes in Sure it is

I am more stressed out about the construction of the building. Looks like a basket weaver decided to lay some bricks.

Jordan_U ,

Partially AI generated “photo”?

isildun ,

Definitely AI generated. Look at the bottom-right of the Confederate flag. It’s all messed up, classic generative AI “artifacting” for lack of a better word for it.

Edit: lower down in the thread the original was posted. This was upscaled (very poorly) by AI.

dugmeup ,

Good call!

AlexWIWA ,

I don’t think so. I saw this back some time before COVID.

This one may be generated by I’ve definitely seen a picture like this

SaltyIceteaMaker ,

This looks ai generated but im 99.9% certain that there is a real version of this picture

AlexWIWA ,

That’s what I think too. I’ve definitely seen this exact layout, but I think this either has a filter or some weird generation.

PersnickityPenguin ,

Wow it is ai

:(

0x2d ,

Ai generated

TokyoMonsterTrucker , to memes in Much Better

Are you trying to give people hot Satanic nun fetishes? Because this is how you give people hot Satanic nun fetishes.

I’ll be in my bunk suffering from my new fetish. Thanks, asshole

Viking_Hippie ,

I was in a band called Satanic Nun Fetish. Surprisingly, we played bluegrass.

Feirdro ,

That tracks.

janus2 ,
@janus2@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

do you have any recordings posted anywhere? i very much enjoy bluegrass

Viking_Hippie ,

Unfortunately not, as it’s a fictional band I just made up for a joke 🤷

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Viking_Hippie ,

Aww I’m sorry! Would it help if I pointed out the fact that your hair looks great today?

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yes, yes it absolutely would thank you.

Viking_Hippie ,

No problem, haver of great hair!

Slow ,

If you like this kind of thing, I recommend the music video “Semargl - god is not love”. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGyiE6-alV0&t

Be careful nsfw.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , to lemmyshitpost in Just sayin'...
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

All these memes have happened before. And all of them will happen again.

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not AI?

Feirdro ,

Seems like it.

thisbenzingring ,
hark ,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

Huh, the roarin’ 20s were really memey: www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-43783521

andthenthreemore ,
@andthenthreemore@startrek.website avatar

So say we all

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

By your comm… I mean so say we all.

andthenthreemore ,
@andthenthreemore@startrek.website avatar

all along the watchtower starts to play

ImFresh3x , to lemmyshitpost in Bartering

Benz was worth 140k new. 1 year later was worth 60k. Owner is in denial.

hunter2 ,

The Wii game on the other hand is a collector’s item.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

I can’t believe it could come close to $1k

Wilzax ,

After 3 years it would be worth no more than 40k and that’s IF it had next to no mileage simply because the warranty on it would have so little time left

yokonzo , to internetfuneral in Blarghhh

That’s assuming it doesn’t lower its head to the ground like a cat

lol3droflxp ,
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

Which it would probably do because I don’t think it can pump stuff 10 meters high with its stomach

roguetrick ,

I dunno. Reverse peristalsis can be pretty quick and result in a pretty steady flow. I'd imagine they'd have to adapt to develop that regardless of how they're going to expel things, similar how giraffes are able to chew their cud despite their long damn necks. Wouldn't be projectile vomiting as we describe it though. In the end their entire neck is a pump.

lol3droflxp ,
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

Good point. However, the height difference between giraffes and Brachiosaurus is still quite significant. I am not well versed enough in the exact mechanics of this but maybe it won’t scale well. Additionally, the neck of Brachiosaurus was probably far more flexible than that of a giraffe due to the higher number of vertebrae so they may be able to lower their necks more easily which reduces the pressure to evolve powerful pumping mechanisms.

Kbin_space_program ,

As I recall there was a study of its neck bones that suggested the lowest it could tilt its neck was 6m above the ground or something.

Damage ,

Sounds inconvenient for drinking

at_an_angle ,

Considering how much mass/volume could be in the stomach, it still be potentially lethal.

joel_feila ,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

Or get on an old family rug first like a cat

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

My cat only throws up on my bed, preferably right beside my pillow, no floor involved.

GrammatonCleric , to memes in Bye Felicia
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Not my flavor of socialism

LemmysMum OP ,

You mean you don’t like spicy socialism with a dash of authoritarianism?

girl ,

you must be a dirty lib, which is the same thing as a conservative, which is basically a nazi THEREFORE you are a nazi, you’ve come full circle

LemmysMum OP ,
girl ,

really wasn’t sure if I should’ve included the /s or not lol, I plead innocent your honor

LemmysMum OP ,

The court accepts your plee, you are free to go. Please see the bailiff for your complimentary upvote.

SuckMyWang ,

If you have to think about it many others won’t. Remember the rule no /s you’re a fool.

I on the other hand like to role the dice, it goes about 50/50

Agent641 ,

national socialism? Yuck!

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

I could go for some of that Scandinavian democratic socialism though. Tax the rich and pay for social services that create smooth roads and fewer people looting drug stores to buy fentanyl.

magnetosphere , to mildlyinfuriating in Amazon Anti Union propaganda
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

They make union dues seem like a big deal, but not unionizing will cost you even more. A union will pay for itself when they negotiate a raise.

You have much fewer guarantees on pay, benefits, and work rules without a union on your side. Amazon can, and does, change policies at will. A union keeps them in check.

Bringing complaints directly to your supervisor or manager will solve nothing, and in the process, it will get you on their shit list. Sometimes, anonymity is priceless.

Rhynoplaz ,

You have much fewer guarantees on pay, benefits, and work rules without a union on your side.

I disagree. Without a union, I CAN GUARANTEE you’re getting screwed.

Not_Alec_Baldwin ,

Costco.

It’s not all companies that are trash. It’s just most.

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

My area of work doesn’t have unions.

That last paragraph is absolutely true. I’ve experienced it first hand.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

make it have unions

Son_of_dad ,

My union dues are tax deductible too where I live

Kilamaos ,

I’m very pro union. But not all unions are good. My father’s union is so bad he might actually be losing money. They just roll over for management to fuck them, barely negotiate anything at all. Last time, they ‘negotiated’ an increase in pay, and the increase was actually SMALLER than the increase in union dues.

Oh, and they only defend the worst of the worst. Litteral thief, stealing, caught on camera, multiple times ? Well defend you tooth and nails. 'Til the management litterally had to get police involved for them to back down.

Unions in general are good. But for some specific unions, ymmv.

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

100% agree. Some of my “favorites” are police unions, when they go to bat for obvious criminals. You or I would go to jail under the same circumstances, but those assholes don’t even get a reprimand, and still have authority over others.

Vespair ,

Unions are meant to protect the people from overpowered companies. The police union instead protects an overpowered force against the will of the people.

The police unions are absolutely antithetical to the idea of unions as a whole

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Good point. I made the mistake of thinking that because “union” is in the name, it’s the same thing. It most definitely is not.

Reddfugee42 ,

Not all anything is good. That’s not how real life works. There’s only statistics. And statistically speaking, unions are the better choice.

Not_Alec_Baldwin ,

Costco is (afaik) not unionized, though the company is union friendly (there may be unionized stores?). They are publicly traded. And workers are paid better than a living wage and have a bunch of benefits.

The company chooses to do this despite their shareholder responsibility, and I will never shut up about it.

Once you’re getting a fair shake, if the company establishes trust, you can get rid of the union. And the company can save the money they spend trying to ruin your lives on something else instead. Not all companies are trash.

But most are.

It’s absolutely vital for governments to promote workers’ ability to unionize and provide employees with rights to protect them from corporate greed.

jimbo ,

That’s because too many union members treat their union like a service being provided to them instead of something they’re providing for themselves. A union is what the members make it, and if people aren’t participating then yeah, it will probably suck.

jimbo ,

Oh, and they only defend the worst of the worst.

Naw, more likely people only hear about the most dramatic examples. The every-day, my boss is picking on me stuff rarely gets much attention and is generally resolved quietly.

Litteral thief, stealing, caught on camera, multiple times ? Well defend you tooth and nails. 'Til the management litterally had to get police involved for them to back down.

The severity of the accusation shouldn’t disqualify someone from their union defending them. Also, for a criminal matter, why didn’t they go the police to begin with?

Kilamaos ,

When it’s a low amount in theft, it’s more trouble involving police than just letting them go. It’s also on their record, barring them for future job and putting in legal problem

So it’s better for everyone involved. Unless union want to literally defend a thief

Redderthanmisty ,

I pay around £15 per month in membership fees at my Union. But if it weren’t for them, I’d have lost my house when the energy companies hiked their prices, end everyone else did the same to compensate.

Was it garaunteed that they’d win these negotiations? No.

Would I have been better off begging to my managers? Fuck no.

fne8w2ah , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in LPT: Never get a tattoo in a language that you don't understand

Not really related, but a couple of years ago in my home country, a Western bloke was actually pictured on the internet wearing a shirt that said something like “白人很笨” (white people are stupid).

simply_surprise ,
@simply_surprise@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I’d wear that

chatokun ,

Some of us buy those ironically though. I had a shirt that said (and I unfortunately cannot put it in kana/Kanji atm) something very close to, in full kana and kanji: “I am a stupid American. I’ll buy anything.”

I knee fully what it meant because the sentence was pretty easy, but I still wanted to travel to Japan wearing it.

Agent641 ,

Kinda want to get one in english now.

PhlubbaDubba ,

I imagine you were quite first impression popular with the local vendors!

Etterra ,

Well I mean it’s not wrong. Everybody’s stupid, it’s just a matter of quantity and context.

grue , to lemmyshitpost in Bye biiiittttchhhh

The EVs the government really ought to be subsidizing are electric bicycles, not cars.

doktorseven ,

Why? So they can oppress people who have mobility issues? Why is it that every single time some small brained Fuck Cars person posts, it’s horribly and insultingly ableist?

hex_m_hell ,

Biking in the Netherlands, you regularly see people with different mobility devices riding in the bike lanes. That’s because bike lanes are also for people with mobility issues. The “anti-car is ableist” argument is actually itself ableist because a lot of people with mobility issues actually can’t drive either. Continued investment in car infrastructure vs bike infrastructure traps these people at home.

youtu.be/B9ly7JjqEb0?si=c-Ah66UjEBhEaCuF

grue ,

What a pathetic attempt at trolling.

First of all, nothing I wrote was ableist and you fucking know it.

Second, you say that as if subsidizing cars isn’t itself ableist, since there are plenty of disabled folks who can’t drive and therefore rely on infrastructure that accommodates alternatives like transit and walking.

In reality, subsidizing biking doesn’t affect the disabled in any way (except possibly to help them by encouraging better lanes and ramps that can be used by both bicycles and wheelchairs). In contrast, further subsidizing car-centrism very much hurts them and you damn well know it.

Fried_out_Kombi ,
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Last year, my sister had her driver’s license suspended because of a medical condition, but she’s still perfectly capable of riding a bike. But the problem is our societal assumption of cars-for-all-whether-you-like-it-or-not means her neighborhood street design is extremely hostile to her getting around by bike safely, and it’s way too sprawling and car-dependent to walk anywhere. There’s also no public transit within a reasonable walking distance.

So I might ask you: Do you believe people like my sister deserve the same right to mobility as the rest of us? If so, why support a system that make life actively hostile to her and people like her? You act as if disabilities are a monolith, and that cars are only ever their saviors, as if cars are never the thing making life actively more difficult for many people.

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

You do realize that cars and car centric infrastructure make it harder for disabled people to get places right? You do realize that public transport is infinitly more beneficial to the disabled than cars are right?

art ,
@art@lemmy.world avatar

If you gave a shit about people with mobility issues you’d know how dumb that statement is.

mrpants ,

Car infra is the most ableist thing in transportation you idiot.

Try being vision impaired and driving. Try being in a wheelchair and getting down the average American street. Try having a limp and crossing a large intersection in 20 seconds. Try being an entirely able bodied person and getting to the other side of a highway that cuts through your city.

gronjo45 ,

Right? I wish more people would consider the product life cycle analysis of what they want to purchase. Virtue signaling doesn’t help, and nor does more scrap ending up in a landfill at the end of the cradle to grave trip.

I’d love an E bike! It would be great to take the train into the city for me and use it to get around. I haven’t been able to afford insurance and still don’t have a driver’s license. It’d save me a killing and allow me to actually save my money than have it guzzled up by gas, car maintenance, and overall way less hassle for me. I’d rather not have to worry about features eventually getting pay walled by the shitfotainment system…

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

and mopeds, electric mopeds are fucking sweet.

sturmblast ,

I’m pretty sure I’m going to buy one this next spring

Ejh3k , to memes in Poompkins.

Or… Clean up your dog’s shit.

Sylver ,

Unkempt lawn and a broken trampoline, never a better duo has existed.

danc4498 ,

I like to think the dog shit in a secret area to protect her pumpkin babies.

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Lmao so close to home, my in laws have exactly that (the trampoline is for my children to play) xD

Hyggyldy ,

I’ve seen this before and it never occurred to me that this would require them to just leave the shit.

Sabre363 ,

It’s good fertilizer

tilcica ,

no. dog and human shit isnt good fertilizer

Peaty ,

They can be you just dont want to eat food grown in them.

tilcica ,

its not good because of a meat based diet that produces very acidic poop compared to plant based diets such as those of cows, sheep, goats, etc

Peaty ,

Not all humans or dogs have meat based diets nor is acidic fertilizer a problem for some crops. A different issue is that there are some parasites that spread through the use of human feces as fertilizer.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

I don’t think that happened here. If it did, OP would have said so.

Peaty ,

OP is just posting a meme. It wasn’t their dog.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Oh, okie.

markstos ,

Circle of life.

bdonvr ,

It could be a more rural area where they have a larger amount of land

Ejh3k ,

You’re right, it could be. But I don’t think I’ve seen to many people living out in the country with a privacy fence.

Faresh ,

I mean, it’s on their own lawn, I think, so I guess the only people who could be bothered by it are the people who live there.

SupraMario ,

Lol do you live in a bubble or something? You do know how big the USA is right? Most of the EU fits into Texas alone. Some of us who are rural have a lot of land and don’t need privacy fences.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Sure, but you can see a privacy fence in the picture.

frenchyy94 ,

The EU has an area of 4.234.564km². Texas 695.621km².

So Texas is a mere 16,4% of the EU.

In what world is that “most of the EU”?

Piemanding ,

Maybe they heard somewhere that most EU countries can fit in Texas. A lot of them are small. If you go by number of countries it may be most of them.

IHaveTwoCows ,

A jpg of a dog’s poompkins turning into a fight about land mass is quality internet

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

And the U.S. has an area of 9,833,520 km^2^, meaning the U.S. is only about 2 1/3 times the size of the E.U., and that makes me realize:

That dude clearly knows nothing but propaganda, and this is actually why it’s so dangerous. His perception of the real world is so twisted that he doesn’t even see the basic geography of the world for what it is. Those land mass distortions were often pushed on purpose for racist reasons, i.e. Africa has typically been portrayed as a smaller continent than the rest when that is… not… true… at all…

So follow me here, this guy is very likely racist against Europeans.

When he himself is most likely an American White guy.

Figure that out in your head if you can

krimson , to mildlyinfuriating in Shitsoft Teams doesn't work on firefox
@krimson@feddit.nl avatar

Teams is a fucking joke and I hate it.

Login loops, cookie mess, until recently calling not supported on Firefox (like what?)

I mean it’s 2023 and you come up with this abomination, Microsoft?

Teams should be illegal at this point.

unwillingsomnambulist ,

How recently did calling become supported? About a month ago I was still unable to even log in using Firefox unless I used a user agent switcher, and even then only text-based messaging worked.

krimson ,
@krimson@feddit.nl avatar

I read somewhere Firefox now changes its user agent automatically for Teams, maybe that fixed it.

derpgon ,

Can’t forget it’s just reskinned Skype for Business. It was shit back in the day, but at least everything else was shitty aswell.

In our company we self host Rocket.Chat, and damn me if it isn’t the best thing ever. It just fucking works, flawlessly.

YMS ,
@YMS@kbin.social avatar

Microsoft Teams has a completely different technical base than Skype for Business. Other platform, other language, other tech stack, other APIs, other protocols, other features. The one that just was a reskinned something was Skype for Business, formerly known as Lync, formerly known as Office Communicator, formerly known as Windows Messenger, formerly known as Exchange Conferencing, ...

not_woody_shaw ,

What was the name of that thing before they gave it the skypeful makeover and added a bunch of useless annoying features? It was actually pretty good back then. Every redesign since then it’s been getting worse and worse.

Edit: I just remembered it was called Lync.

derpgon ,

Oh, I don’t recognize that name. I ve only been using MST for a year now at a new job. Since I am a contractor for another company, I still use self hosted Rocket.Chat instance, with Jitsi integration so we can also do calls.

tdawg ,

The only reason it exists is to keep companies trapped in the MS ecosystem. They do this with all kinds of things. For instance at my work it’s required for all engineers to get Azure certified due to a deal we have with MS. They don’t care about their product. They don’t care about their users. Hell they don’t even care about their employees. It’s just B2b == money, all day every day

camr_on , to internetfuneral in UH OH!
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Actual Internet funeral

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