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bitchkat , to programmer_humor in Junior dev VS FAANMG dev

My experience is exactly the opposite. I don’t work for a FAANG but I’ve been around the block a bit. Its always the junior devs that try and add new warnings etc to the code base. I always require warnings to be cleaned up even if that means disabling specific instances (but not the whole rule) because the rule is flagging a false negative.

bleistift2 ,

the rule is flagging a false negative

false positive?

bitchkat ,

Warnings and errors are negatives not positive. So if it generates a warning that is OK, it’s a false negative.

pantyhosewimp ,

Just so you know, if your doctor calls and tells you that your HIV test is positive, you probably shouldn’t run out and celebrate.

bitchkat ,

That’s why I said false negative. The medical test is testing for the presence of a disease. So if they find the disease is considered a positive test (it found what it was looking for). For static analysis on code, its the opposite. Its testing if your code is free of issues that it can detect. If it finds no issues, then the test was positive. If does find issues, the test failed and each issue is a negative that contributed to the test failing.

overcast5348 ,

You could say “A static analysis tool is testing for the for the presence of defects” or “a medical test is testing if your body is free of diseases that it can detect” to change how you’re looking at either of the tests in the previous comment.

bitchkat ,

By your logic it would be a positive for your code to have errors/warnings. And on the latter, that would appropriate if there was a test that determined if you are free from all known diseases (or at least those that it can detect).

overcast5348 ,

Is it a positive to have pathogens that cause dengue/malaria in your blood? Yet we still say that someone tested positive for dengue if they have the virus.

Static analysis tools don’t test for all known issues either, no?

It’s all just semantics dude. :)

pantyhosewimp ,

I’m not debating. It is not a matter of opinion. I’m doing you the courtesy of informing you how the entire rest of the world uses the term.

If action A looks for thing X, and it finds thing X, then the test is positive. If action A fails to find thing X, then the test is negative.

If action A claims to find thing X, but later confirmation determines that thing X is not really there, then this situation is called “false positive”.

If action A claims fails to find thing X, but later confirmation determines that thing X is actually there, then this situation is called “false negative”.

That thing X may subjectively be considered an unwanted outcome has **nothing ** to do with the terms used.

gravitas_deficiency ,

It boils down to desensitization/normalization. Warnings (and errors, of course, but tests as well) exist for a reason. If you don’t care about these gauge constructs are telling you, then they have no real diagnostic value. Getting into a place where you’re not looking at how your systems are actually running is generally a bad idea, especially in the long run.

MintyFresh , to cat in Someone is unhappy that they were kicked out of the kitchen while eggs were being prepared

Poor kitty!

nexussapphire , to science_memes in The scientific method

You leave it in there long enough it might get cloudy enough for you not to see it.

nightofmichelinstars ,

That’s when you add the noodles and let it sit for another six minutes.

Dorkyd68 , to cat in He demands the munch

Well give it to him. Idc what it is, he asks you give end of story

sanpedropeddler , to greentext in Anon notices
  • Makes shit up
  • It doesn’t make sense
  • mfw
JeeBaiChow , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

Discount door breach, or post hammer.

Ilovethebomb ,

Door breachers aren’t hollow.

Atomic ,

Discounted door breachers are.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

When you buy riot gear at harbor frieght

JeeBaiChow ,

They are, if you’re trying to cut costs. Hence my use of the word ‘discount’.

Obligatory ‘whoosh’

boatsnhos931 ,

GOT EM

Ilovethebomb ,

You’d typically fill it with something heavy, if that’s the use case.

Marduk73 , to linuxmemes in Your Southwest flight arrived on time.
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

Windows RG

MonkderDritte , to games in Day 3 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots

Medieval Dynasty?

TheFriar ,

Looks like the first Alan wick to me

almar_quigley ,

**Wake

SchmidtGenetics , to linuxmemes in Your Southwest flight arrived on time.

Little late, new information came out and they broke other OSs months ago… but no one noticed…

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

I wonder why

DmMacniel ,
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

My guess are Redundancy, proper rollbacks and or testing.

SchmidtGenetics ,

Not used on critical systems, it affected computers, a client had to inform them even.

shield_gengar , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.
@shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works avatar

Should I know who this is?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No. A crazy man who says a lot of crazy things and gets on shows like Rogan’s.

shield_gengar ,
@shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sounds good ty. Honestly, curating your online experience reduces anxiety, by a lot.

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Assortment of batshit sovcit questions.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I hope that judge takes those bible verses into account when deciding on Cypriot law.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

The judge probably took an oath on a bible so they would have to.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Like I said the other day, you’re not really on Ken M’s level.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I’m not trying to be anyone else, I’m just myself and I wish that was good enough for you.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not. Not when we have Oscar-winner Margot Robbie on Lemmy.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

But she never shows her feet.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You clearly didn’t see Barbie.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I have fifteen copies of it on Ultra HD Blu-ray and those are definitely a foot double’s feet.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I really think @MargotRobbie needs to weigh in on this.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

She could post a picture with her stepping in three pounds of raw beef mince to really settle it.

swab148 ,
@swab148@lemm.ee avatar
SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That’s obviously someone sitting in the seat beside her.

notabot ,

I love lemmy, but how did we get from talking about sovcit craziness to debating whether Ms Robbie uses a foot double?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Ken M.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Are you sure you love Lemmy if you have to ask that question?

notabot ,

The conversation on here is fantastic for the most part, and my question was mostly rooted in amusement, but you surely have to admit that veering from sovcits doing their thing to conspiracy theories about celebrity toes is a pretty remarkable turn.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I suppose, but I went from Stonehenge to the MST3K episode Pumaman with someone in another thread today, so 🤷‍♂️

MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

NO

NO FEET PICS

NO

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So you did use a foot double in Barbie!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,
MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services!

Fetus ,

We do?

FlyingSquid , (edited )
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

…maybe?

Edit: Wrong link - lemm.ee/u/MargotRobbie

Ghostling ,

Sorry, wrong reply button. Still learning Lemmy!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If you’re using the web interface, clicking on the three dots under your post will give you the option to delete it.

wafflez , to lemmyshitpost in Breaking News

What did the fox say?

crusty ,

^W^

nifty OP ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Do you want to link to the video or should I?

bleistift2 , to programmer_humor in Junior dev VS FAANMG dev

In my experience it’s the other way around.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Both sides.

I constantly call out juniors who do things like ignore warnings, completely unaware that the warning is going to cause serious tech debt in a few months.

But Ive also unfortunately shrugged after seeing hundreds of warnings because to update this requires me to go through 3 layers of departments and we’re still waiting on these six other blockers.

Pick and choose I guess.

bitchkat ,

Then things will have to wait until the code is of sufficient quality to be accepted.

gravitas_deficiency , (edited )

Yeah I’m one of the “I only want to write this fucker once so I will make it as solid as I can” types… and my manager/team-lead/principal dev (all the same person - that’s a whole other story) is the “yolo send it” type.

We do not get on well. I’m probably going to switch teams or jobs soon.

Sanctus , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

My fucking back tensed just looking at this shit. Never helping plant signs again. Though it was cool the signs were made to use one of those instead of just stabbing it in the ground like those weak ass wire frame ones.

SchmidtGenetics ,

Plant… a sign…?

I think I’m going to advertise my next fence project as all natural “planted” fencing.

bolexforsoup ,

Have you never heard “plant your feet”?

SchmidtGenetics , (edited )

Yeah, doesn’t involve burying or getting into the actual ground itself from anything I’ve seen about it.

Using that phrase, to “plant” a sign would be to lay it on top of the ground. So it wouldn’t be wrong for a large weighted sign I guess, but the pictures about pouring something into the ground.

bolexforsoup ,

Planting means to root firmly

SchmidtGenetics ,

You said plant your feet, that has a specific definition, which is different than the one you’re using now for planting.

Language is tough. But yeah, no planting a sign is not a correct term for what you would do. Like at all, no matter how you try to stretch definitions.

Revan343 ,

Language is tough

For some people, apparently

SchmidtGenetics ,

Yep plant has multiple definitions, and neither is for placing signs in the ground, and it also is different in the specific phrase “plant your feet”. Neither refer to rooting.

The nuances are tough, but they are there.

Maybe provide the specific definition that you’re confusing the right one with and we could clear this up.

Revan343 ,

You are the only one here who appears confused; everyone else understood exactly what was meant by ‘planting a sign’

SchmidtGenetics , (edited )

I’m not confused, I know what they meant, hence my original joke at a statement that while makes sense, doesn’t work using any real definitions.

Yeah using random words in place of the proper ones can make a logical statement, but that doesn’t disclude it from not being a proper phrase language wise.

Again, hence my joke using the term in another incorrect usage…. The fact that you need this explained is quite frankly hilarious if you’re coming here to call me out or something lmfao.

Machinist ,
@Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

Planting fence posts is totally a thing, planting a sign would be correct usage. Southern US vernacular.

You start trying to tell me ain’t and y’all ain’t words, we’re gonna have a problem.

SchmidtGenetics ,

I’ve been honestly waiting for someone to point out “planting a flag”, highly disappointed.

Revan343 ,

You start trying to tell me ain’t and y’all ain’t words, y’all are gonna have a problem.

Ftfy

Track_Shovel ,

Yeah, if you add some organic matter you have a might billboard in a few years

bahbah23 ,

Loosen your grip right before it hits, not enough that you lose control but enough that you’re not going to take much of the impact. It might take an extra hit or two, but it also might mean that you can push it down a little bit harder as well knowing that you don’t have to absorb the impact

Edit: or don’t, I don’t care

constantokra ,

Shove a hunk of 2x4 down to the bottom too. Changes an irritating noise to a satisfying thunk.

Toes , to linuxmemes in What's going on y'all?

www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-19/…/104120260

This has happened and taken a bunch of services down around the world.

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

What a garbage.

Just use Linux, SELinux, strong sandboxing, repositories, nonexecutable home directories, strong access control, offline backups.

possiblylinux127 ,

And log monitoring with off machine collections

bobs_monkey ,

How about a testing environment separate from production

cerement ,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

and phased rollouts …

Toes ,

I watched a ocean of computers go dead on the floor because I couldn’t convince the sysadmin to do exactly that when pushing a major change.

Gestrid ,

Any more details?

This sounds like the setup to a fun story.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

And my axe

Revan343 ,

Best I can do is push it worldwide on a Friday morning

luckystarr ,

Does that cost money?

peopleproblems ,

Yes. And time.

We make a lot more money by testing in production, and let the users tell us what’s wrong. It’s much faster.

luckystarr ,

We’ve successfully replaced the entire support team with an HTML form creating tickets for the one developer.

Surefire way to receive that efficiency performance bonus.

Toes ,

But how do I integrate everything into Microsoft 365 with that snazzy OneDrive feature? /s

jaybone ,

You will escort us to sector zero zero one.

WordBox ,

Crowd strike did this to Linux in April.

bulwark ,

access.redhat.com/solutions/7068083

interesting it uses eBPF.

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

Damn

Xanvial , (edited )

Pretty sure it’s happened in Linux before, but because it’s much less users, obviously it won’t have same global outage like what happens now

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

I mean, I run Fedora and ran many others and had multiple crashes.

Fedora Atomic Desktops not anymore, but still not perfect.

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