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desmosthenes , to lemmyshitpost in Spice up your breakfast
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proper shitpost

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Thanks. I do my best.

crazybrain , to lemmyshitpost in Spice up your breakfast
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I didn’t realise anything was wrong until I read the comments.

PeriodicallyPedantic , to lemmyshitpost in Spice up your breakfast

Delete this or I’ll make you eat them

Agility0971 , to lemmyshitpost in Better stock up on this before SHTF
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*stirr untill fully evaporated

unreachable , to lemmyshitpost in Better stock up on this before SHTF
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c629dc03-20a2-4f42-971b-8e9bb5626ab1.webm

samus12345 ,
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https://i0.wp.com/extrablackolives.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cassandra-moisturize-me1.jpg?fit=327%2C287&ssl=1

don , to lemmyshitpost in Better stock up on this before SHTF

It’s a novelty item, it’s available on amazon.

WarmSoda ,

Is Bernard Food Industries a gag item company, or is using them part of the joke?
If you call the 1800 number on the can its actually thier number.

kautau ,

It appears to be an elaborate prank company, as they have a big website detailing many offerings, but some of them are like bad photoshops and the like

bernardfoods.com/…/fruitflavoredbeveragemix5x5sug…

ieightpi , to lemmyshitpost in Better stock up on this before SHTF

I love the old timey weathered look is a nice touch

Tetsuo , to lemmyshitpost in Better stock up on this before SHTF

Wouldn’t that be a can with a minuscule amount of minerals in it ?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Depends on whether it’s spring water or distilled.

synae ,
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Spring water… Now I’m imagining the old peanut brittle/spring snakes gag when opening the can.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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ha, gottem

can ,

Huh, now that you mention it I’m sure that exists.

esc27 , to lemmyshitpost in Better stock up on this before SHTF

Does it come in diet or caffeine free?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I hear they even make a gluten free version…

KillerTofu ,

Yeah but is it vegan?

esc27 ,

Yes, but it is not organic.

Express_pickle ,

But is there an organic version?

TeckFire ,

dehydrated piss has entered the chat

tygerprints , to lemmyshitpost in Better stock up on this before SHTF

Dehydrated water is great if you're going on a trip through a desert wilderness, carry some of it with you. You never know when you'll need it.

Just add water, to fill the whole can up, and voila, you've got instant water! It's amazing. : 0

KuroiKaze , to lemmyshitpost in Spice up your breakfast

Eating these dry would probably taste awesome

general_kitten , to lemmyshitpost in Better stock up on this before SHTF

mmm… limescale, so tasty.

bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in Better stock up on this before SHTF
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Hydrohomies would be mad

bjoern_tantau , to memes in Pretty clear
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Not clear enough, where am I supposed to be looking?

ShortN0te ,

On a bad photoshopped Image

NOT_RICHARD OP ,
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Look at that thing you will never experience

bjoern_tantau ,
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I will suck as many dicks as I want to, thank you very much!

087008001234 , to memes in Pretty clear

Wow I guess this is what gets posted

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