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aeronmelon , to memes in The gamer meme (completed edition)

Fan-patched classic game enjoyer

random_character_a , to lemmyshitpost in No more Mr. Nice Clown
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You can break someones face and your hand at the same time.

cmgvd3lw , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

If you ever slept outside, you know how good it can be. Fresh air, cold winds. Only and only if nothing goes wrong.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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*If and only if

M500 ,

There was this bamboo treehouse that my wife and I slept in on a vacation. It was really nice and relaxing. We plan to go back soon.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Fresh air, cold winds, and hypothermia.

unreachable , to lemmyshitpost in Better stock up on this before SHTF
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c629dc03-20a2-4f42-971b-8e9bb5626ab1.webm

samus12345 ,
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Melt , to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please

Oh I guess I’m in the way, go ahead and draw the commenter after me

Jerkface ,

Hey, what’s goin’ on over he-- Oh, god dammit.

Swedneck , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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lord of the rings but gandalf has a trebuchet and mt. doom is within 300m

MacNCheezus OP , (edited )
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Lord of the Rings but Frodo has an assault rifle.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/af82f125-eca5-4433-b83a-a589ea8b6145.jpeg

MissJinx ,
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Frodo is a little bitch, give it to Sam

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Lord of the Rings but Sam has an assault rifle… and an armored SUV

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/1a6984f9-310f-4c0f-b293-8181b238585d.jpeg

MissJinx ,
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I would watch this movie!

ICastFist ,
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“Time to TRIM and MOW DOWN Mordor’s orcish hordes!” - Samwise “The Gardener” Gamgee

Sotuanduso ,
  1. They can outrun the black riders.
  2. The black riders alert the witch-king.
  3. They can’t outrun the fellbeast.

So yeah, pretty short. But if they are able to maintain stealth, then:

  1. They get stopped at Caradhras by bad weather anyways.
  2. They go through Rohan instead of Moria (otherwise they’d have to abandon the SUV or be very dangerous.)
  3. They outrun any of the cavalry that might try to stop them.
  4. They get through Minas Tirith months before the battle, no biggie.
  5. They get stumped at the Black Gate.
ArcaneSlime ,
  1. They call in Gandalf in his A10 Thunderbolt II (because the eagles didn’t have a 30mm GAU-8 Avenger). Drops a paveway on the Black Gate and dumps 1,174 30mm slugs and a few clusters of hydra 70mm rockets into the horde.
Swedneck ,
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armored cars really only make sense for open areas, what they should have is 6-wheeled ATVs like finnish military messengers have.

Shapillon ,

Frodo is the sentient equivalent of tying the ring to a snail.

Jokes aside he is supposed to be exceptionally resilient to its corruption.

Wogi ,

I’m kinda sad it’s a normal size rifle. He’s a Hobbit it should be huge

Swedneck ,
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it was specially comissioned

ICastFist ,
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ONE SHOT TWO KILLS MOTHERFUCKER!

youtu.be/p1-ExbgKUUI

ooterness , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Why does he still have a quiver full of arrows?

Aurenkin ,

In case of close quarters fighting

shadmere ,

To load the gun. Pay attention!

MataVatnik ,
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It’s actually full of mags

Fedizen ,

those are actually for cleaning the barrel

Crashumbc , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Or the eagles take the ring to mount doom… One page done

Decoy321 ,

Every time I hear this idea, I think of this Oglaf comic

uid0gid0 ,

He’d prefer if they walk

caseyweederman ,

Sauron was watching for that though. It’s easy to fly out of a place when the defenses are all down.

alquicksilver , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin
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Ridiculous. I’m only 35 and I can tell that this is obviously a Starburst with a hole punched out.

r00ty Admin ,
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If you were over 40, you'd call them opal fruits!

pacmondo , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Some food science company just made a doritos liqeur so you’re not that far off: foodandwine.com/doritos-flavored-liquor-taste-841…

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Every day we stray further from God’s light

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , to memes in Crazy fact

Marlon Brando didn’t. 'Cause Marlon Brando wasn’t in American Psycho.

KingJalopy , to memes in Crazy fact

These method actors always doing crazy shit to get into their roles

funkless_eck ,

funny because, this is actually closer to what “The Method” really is than any of the weird shit you hear about (a way of analyzing text into small compartments of meaning and what their transitive emotional properties are and then considering the impact those words would have on another person when said with different intentions, and picking one based on surrounding context clues also found in the text)

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

And now you know how far he’d go.

SapphironZA , to lemmyshitpost in This

You are what you eat after all.

finestnothing ,

Can confirm, I told my wife that I’m a pussy and she just said that I’m also an ass

sundrei , to risa in Speaking of transporters
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“I teleported home one night, With Ron and Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggie’s heart away, And I got Sidney’s leg.” - The Teleportation Blues

SirSamuel ,

I was about to comment this, but saw yours. The funny thing is I could’ve sworn it was Sue/Susie, not Sid/Sidney. So it’s either a memory error or the version of HHGttG I read was slightly different.

Either way, if you have to take me apart to get me there then I don’t want to go

Sho , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

I’m amazed at how accurate they look, take a bow!

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