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ninjan , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

Results that ‘good’ just can’t be planned, and if he tried to remake them with the intent of looking like poop he couldn’t ever get them this ‘good’ again. Legendary stuff. Should take them to some kids and blow their minds.

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more health and fitness tips
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Thanks for sharing this recipe. It was delicious and the whole family loved it!

Mr_Blott , to lemmyshitpost in Saves time and money

Peptabysmal

ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in Saves time and money
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

A preShitpost or a postShitpost?

Viking_Hippie ,

Yes.

smeg , to gaming in You've heard of the PS5 slim, but have you heard of the PS5 mega?

Pretty sure that’s just a normal sized PS5

Granixo , to lemmyshitpost in Responsibilities 🙂
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

Wait a moment, this isn’t a shitpost.

It’s a lifepost!

JoShmoe ,

Not if you consider all the people you can apply this to. Like dumb hoes that think their boobs make them important.

STRIKINGdebate2 ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Their boobs?! You are kinda giving away your age here chief.

JoShmoe ,

Where did you even learn english? Chief is for tribe leaders.

lobo , to mildlyinfuriating in Google Disabling Phone 2 Factor?

something similar happened to me too, account that didnt have 2fa enabled at all suddenly asking for confirmation on a device i just wiped

it sorted itself after a couple of hours, maybe a bug

spacemanspiffy , to nostupidquestions in Will This AI Go to Heaven?

No, its going to robot hell.

turtlepower ,

🎶Cigars are evil, You won’t miss em🎵

Ltcpanic , to lemmyshitpost in I didn’t know geese can own cars

To say nothing of the neon check engine light. 😍

ICastFist , to greentext in Anon has a question
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I’ll usually wipe the oil with some paper so I can throw it on the trash. Many moons ago, my family used to collect the oil to make soap at home. Last time I recall seeing that was some 30-ish years ago.

Nikls94 , to lemmyshitpost in What are you feeding them, viagra?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e16e69e8-f8ec-4dd2-b175-48d4a068c555.jpeg

JoShmoe ,

Obviously in her fanny.

Shou ,

One in the pink, one in the stink.

chknbwl , to lemmyshitpost in Purrs like a kitten
@chknbwl@lemmy.world avatar

Just sayin’, you’re gonna need more than 520 watts to power that purrbo frequency.

RustyNova , to lemmyshitpost in Have fun with this one

Can someone explain the joke to me?

1rre ,

“Lucky cucumber” is as close as I can get but needs some mispronouncing of cucumber

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s a type of meme that asks you to complete song lyrics with the thing in the picture. The song in this case is “Living on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi. Here are some other examples (with solution):

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/8246e8c1-537c-471c-a201-8453052ca927.jpeg

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/bdbae7cd-125f-4cc3-9cfb-1f898c2350b1.jpeg

Unfortunately I didn’t find a satisfying solution where I found this meme, so I can only assume that this is some sort of an anti-joke, i.e. the joke is that there is no joke, but you waste a bunch of time trying to find one anyways.

USSMojave ,
@USSMojave@startrek.website avatar

Could be “lucky charm spear” -> “living on a prayer”

Peppycito ,

If you live in a world where spear rhymes with prayer.

USSMojave ,
@USSMojave@startrek.website avatar

Shrug, blame OP who themselves doesn’t know how this post fits this meme

Peppycito ,

Don’t fret, I do.

Nikki , to lemmyshitpost in 🤨🤨🤨
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

1984

LodeMike OP ,

The red M&M is watching

Prethoryn , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍
@Prethoryn@lemmy.world avatar

What the fuck is he actually talking about? I have no fucking clue how the US is full of people that read this shit and go, “yeah politics and I am an American Republican this guy knows the truth.” Like how did we get to this kind of stupidity?

LodeMike OP ,

It’s fake

III ,

In defense of the the guy you replied to, the Ben Shapiro types aren’t exactly known for NOT being into their sisters.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

You can’t prove it’s not real

MajesticSloth ,
@MajesticSloth@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the great thing about fake tweets from Ben. They all still feel like they could be real.

EatATaco ,

“omg americans are so stupid”

While falling for a painfully fake tweet.

Anti_Face_Weapon ,

I’m disappointed with how many people are falling for this

Frokke ,

Cuz they want it to be true. They want their “opponents” to be vile creatures so they can claim the moral highground.

Makes it easier to dismiss their arguments.

flying_sheep ,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t see Ben Shapiro as an “opponent”. His weapons-grade bad takes aimed at nothing but to stoke the fires of a culture war simply are vile.

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