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Hux , to lemmyshitpost in Apple

“TRY NOT TO DOWNLOAD ANY APPS ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!”

Vespair , to lemmyshitpost in Uh oh

Fuck Duolingo and any other company that thinks it’s okay to comment all over social media. If you aren’t paying those people sponsorship deals to promote your brand, it should be illegal to hijack their page with your product.

Shit is disgusting and there is literally no worse offender of this loophole than Duolingo.

I recommend any time you see them in the wild telling them how disgusting it is that they think they can put up their billboards in other people’s lawns.

Fuck that bird. Don’t even support their entirely manufactured meme status. Just give them zero fucking attention

dingus ,

Bro I get company shills exist, but that’s a big level of paranoia right there.

I swear, some people on the internet act as if you even mention a company name, that you’re some sort of paid corporate shill. No, man, sometimes I just talk about every day things in my life lol.

Vespair ,

I’m not saying OP is a shill, I’m saying that Duolingo manufactured the “Duo is coming to get you” meme intentionally, and people are happy to be stooges so happily accepted it. I don’t think OP has any affiliation to Duolingo, but they’re still normalizing their stupid trend so they can continue to leave meme comments on individual pages and get free advertising. It sucks.

cm0002 ,

Please show the court on this stuffed bird where Duolingo hurt you

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

^1^In this context stuffed bird refers to a Thanksgiving turkey.

arudesalad ,

Every brand does this. Duolingo has just been one of the most successful

Vespair ,

Yes, I’m aware of that, but ubiquity doesn’t make it okay, and my ire for Duolingo is specifically because they have been the most successful exploiter of this circumstance

null ,

If you aren’t paying those people sponsorship deals to promote your brand, it should be illegal to hijack their page with your product.

Huh? Just don’t follow them…

Vespair ,

That’s not what I mean. What I mean is that Duolingo frequently comments on individual user posts on tiktok, which tiktok raises as a high-visibility comment because Duolingo’s size makes the algorithm think it’s quality content. This means that Duolingo isn’t just advertising on their own tiktok page, obviously that would be fine, it means that they get to piggyback on viral content from completely unaffiliated users massively spreading their brand while providing no compensation of any kind to the creator of those viral videos. It wouldn’t be okay for somebody to run an ad before your content without your consent (we aren’t talking about the ads you consented to run by tiktok/youtube/whoever), so it shouldn’t be okay to use the comments as free advertising space too.

kautau ,

TikTok

I think you should take it up with them. I hear they’re super ethical and give a shit about what their algorithms do to people in the interest of farming data and profit

Vespair ,

And for that reason we should turn a blind eye to any and all other broaches of ethics?

kautau ,

No, you should decide with your wallet, which is not to pay Duolingo, and decide with your choice of social media, which is not to use TikTok, and most importantly, you should petition your representatives and vote accordingly. What TikTok and Duolingo are doing is morally shitty, but it’s basic late stage capitalism, and excepting the nations that are actively fighting against the shittiness of using and selling user data, it’s not illegal

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can’t you just block Duolingo?

Vespair ,

Yes, and I have. This solves me the personal grief of being reminded of their bad practices but does nothing to actually solve the problem. Not that I think “awareness” is a great or in anyway meaningful solve, but if talking about the issue leads to a few other people also blocking Duolingo then at least I won’t feel like I am forced to merely accept the situation as is with no protest.

Grail ,
Godric , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

Sorry, you said “worse” whem you meant “better”. Obvious bot account!

can , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

Why is it number 1 though

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Because unfuckablizing the god damn green M&M is the most heinous of their crimes.

LodeMike OP ,

Reverse chronological order?

i_stole_ur_taco ,

It’s in order of how impactful it is on the whole as a whole, I imagine.

brbposting , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Compile a few of these and what would the caption be?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1991fb83-ba0f-4f1f-90ea-c5a345ec32f4.jpeg

5oap10116 ,

At the grocery store, confused, and…just pooped my pants

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Trump shitting his pants in the debate lives in my brain forever

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because he wears a diaper

Donkter ,

Me remembering my wife telling me to get “just the essentials” at the grocery store eyeing up the ciggies, beer, and lottery tickets with our families last 20$ until payday in my pocket.

MamboGator ,
@MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

“When your wife won’t fuck you anymore and neither will your daughter.”

stoy , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

I would pick hell, people have told me to go there, so I’d check out what the fuzz is all about.

thisbenzingring , to lemmyshitpost in Man-made horrors

Put some hidden solar panels and a battery connected to lights in its eyes for even more fun!

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

If you go this far, then also make something move in random intervals. Like a slight head tilt.

Uncaged_Jay ,

Okay Satan

FenrirIII ,
@FenrirIII@lemmy.world avatar

Add small whistles or noisemakers powered by the wind for eerie sound effects

Hathaway , to lemmyshitpost in American healthcare be like

I live near Rochester, MN. This is hilarious. I’m sending it to many people I know

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Glad I could be of service.

penquin , to lemmyshitpost in American healthcare be like

And you have to pay for both.

psmgx , to lemmyshitpost in TBH 6 was kind of a downgrade from 5

Still hasn’t been a better experience than Alpha Centauri

Decoy321 ,

That game was a fuckin masterpiece. I actually don’t want it remade because I worry it would never live up to the original.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Occasionally they just give games updated graphics and audio. I’d be fine if that was how they remade it. They did that with Grim Fandango and it was just as fun as the original.

Decoy321 ,

I can agree with that. In fact, I just played the System Shock remake and found it quite enjoyable. It kept the same vibe and feel while just updating the cosmetic aspects and having a few QoL changes for some of the mechanics. The maps and story felt the same, and I enjoyed the nostalgic feel of playing it again.

Maybe I wouldn’t mind an alpha centauri remake. They’d only have to update the cosmetics and the UI, after all.

caulkandbawls , to cat in An attempt to show off her whiskers

Whisker queen!

OZFive , to lemmyshitpost in Who Out There is Giving✨Open Case PC✨(in 2024) I'll start 🤣
eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

If you’ve got it, flaunt it

DarkCloud , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

Trump’s new political party is far worse, he’s basing it around revenge…

…google “Trump Lemon Party” for pictures of the event launch held last Saturday night.

MoonJellyfish OP ,
@MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today avatar

Searched using duckduckgo with safe search feature off. Found only pictures of Trump and few of lemons.

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in its ok

wait girls can fart?!

Scubus ,

No, it’s a shitpost

Hobbes_Dent ,

No, the atmosphere gets out of her way.

FoxyGrandpa ,

Lol I bet you think they poop too. Hey bud, gullible is written on the ceiling

pipows ,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

I heard in a cartoon that girls do poop but it smells like roses

GluWu ,

No, girls aren’t real

Zoidsberg ,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

Girls were invented by plumbers to sell more bathrooms

No_Change_Just_Money , to lemmyshitpost in My kind of advice

The 3rd Axiom of Schopenhauer: if you are a dick to everybody, everybody will be equally and opposingly dickish to you

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That’s why you avoid them, and hope they’ll avoid you in return. It’s probably the least dickish thing you can do, and you can always just tell them you’ve been busy with other stuff if you do end up wanting to have contact again. Insults, offenses, betrayals, etc. are much harder to come back from.

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