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GluWu , to lemmyshitpost in Trying to lose weight?

That doesn’t look bad?

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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It would be way too much cucumber for me, but this is right up some people’s alley. My husband will eat an entire cucumber whereas I can only enjoy a few slices at a time.

I have celiac, and I’ll sometimes use iceberg lettuce leaves as sandwich material. I prefer that because it’s got a much milder flavor.

agamemnonymous ,
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That would be a nightmare to actually eat, the skin is fully intact.

Now, slice the cucumber normally and make little finger sandwiches with it, and that’s actually pretty appealing.

Kusimulkku ,

the skin is fully intact

You need to see a dentist if the skin on a cucumber is too much for you lol

100_percent_a_bot , to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

Why is the neighbor living in the Harry Potter closet?

Floshie , to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

I’m literally studying this for my next exam…

… this is a cry for help

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Perhaps it would help if you studied the actual exam material instead?

Floshie ,

Ahahah, I meant this as in “this subject”

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You have an exam about why my neighbor’s WiFi connection is better than my own?

supergrizzlybear ,
@supergrizzlybear@pawb.social avatar

You can do a degree in anything these days

Toes , to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

Tbf this is the universes way of punishing you for using your computer and console on wifi

Psythik ,

My rule is if the device doesn’t move much (or at all), it should have a wired connection.

Basically my phone and my watch are the only devices in the house on WiFi.

GBU_28 ,

Oh to have possible cable access

Walican132 , to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

I wish I knew more about networking.

variants ,

Today is the day to wish no longer

Swedneck ,
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i mean this isn’t really a networking thing, it’s just waves being blocked or reflected such that different areas have different coverage.

it’s like trying to read an optician’s letter poster in a house made of glass of varying opacity.

Walican132 ,

Really good analogy.

GiddyGap , to lemmyshitpost in This

'MURICA! WE GOT THE BRAINS!

Blyfh , to lemmyshitpost in This

“HELLO PEOPLE OF AMERICA. IN THIS MUKBANG, WE’RE GONNA TRY–”

Smoogs , to lemmyshitpost in This

He even looks like he’d smell like he just did a body fart

get_off_the_phone ,

Ok, maybe I’m ignorant, maybe I found the phrase “body fart” hilarious, maybe both. But can someone please tell me what is the difference between a regular fart and a body fart?

Smoogs ,

Excessively smelly usually because of intolerance to foods, swallowing air or if you get constipated because of stress so your body is expelling all the air it can possibly find in the colon. And you’re not alone…body fart is hilarious.

KSPAtlas , to lemmyshitpost in How to make fish cakes
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Damn someone else who follows this bot? Cool

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in How to make fish cakes
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

This is how one makes fish cakes

thawed_caveman , to lemmyshitpost in This

I’m gonna be 100% honest here. I would do this if i were president.

sebinspace ,

There is a mountain of reasons to bash this dipshit. This… this was genius.

Now if you’ll excuse me, that pile of Wendy’s on the left is calling my name…

Coreidan ,

What’s that? Serve a bunch of cold mediocre food? Yum!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It was a dick move like everything else. He hosted the national college football champs during a partial government shutdown, but rather than pay for some nice food from a third party for those champs, he figured that just being in his presence was reward enough, so enjoy your shitty fast food, boys.

In an explanation for the evening’s menu, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders tweeted, “The Democrats’ refusal to compromise on border security and reopen the government didn’t stop President Trump from hosting national champion @ClemsonFB tonight. He personally paid for the event to be catered by some of America’s great fast food joints.”

Though he told reporters that he had personally bought “300 hamburgers,” in a tweet the next morning that number had skyrocketed to “1000 hamberders [sic].” (Photos and videos of the scene show that the lower number is likely the more correct one.)

vox.com/…/trump-clemson-mcdonalds-burger-king-wen…

“1000 hamberders” would have cost him what, $3000 at most? When he flaunts how rich he is constantly? And then brags about it?

Dick move.

fne8w2ah ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6736ee2d-7544-43c2-81e5-f9e83fa7d480.jpeg

NGL I would absolutely love to sample a bit of every “hamberder” TBH.

ILikeBoobies , to lemmyshitpost in This

People make this out to be worse than it is, it’s not a big deal and probably better for the players in the sense that it makes the event more casual

meliaesc ,

They didn’t travel to the white house expecting or hoping for “casual”. They got cold fast food because the entire government had been shut down.

ILikeBoobies ,

They went because they felt they had to

Anything that makes it more casual and less of an obligation is a good thing

meliaesc ,

This reflects more of your opinion about obligations, or how you would feel in this situation, than anything else.

ILikeBoobies ,

Lol

meliaesc ,

It’s an honor to be invited to dinner with the leader of your country. When that leader can’t pay the staff to make the dinner, so he orders McDonald’s, it’s not a relief.

ILikeBoobies ,

It’s not an honour, it’s work

Same as if the CEO of your company brought you out to eat

Stop idolizing people, it’s dumb

meliaesc ,

You’re being honoured for your work achievements…

socsa ,

Being in the same room with a fascist is never ok.

ILikeBoobies ,

How is that at all relevant to what he served?

FlyingSquid ,
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If I just won a national championship and was invited to the White House, I wouldn’t think, “I hope this is a casual affair.”

ILikeBoobies ,

Well you probably never accomplished anything but most people, especially athletes who have had to be on a strict diet all season would rather party and just joke amongst themselves

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So you think Trump saying, “there’s a partial government shutdown, so we can’t give you a fancy catered dinner full of the fanciest food you’re ever likely to eat in your life because it is literally made for the world’s royalty, but instead I’ve dug deep into my rich man pockets and spent $3000 on some room temperature Big Macs and Chick-Fil-A” is something that would appeal to them? Yeah, I guess you’re right. I mean it’s not like you’d want to be treated like a king after winning a national championship. Much better to have to travel to DC at the team’s expense and have the president buy them the worst possible burger he could have bought them.

But sure, it’s because I’ve never accomplished anything that I wouldn’t understand why someone would be honored to eat a Big Mac paid for out of Trump’s generous pockets when he could have had lobster flown in fresh from Maine. Or, I don’t know, catered well-made burgers from a good burger place. I’m guessing D.C. has one or two local places that might just possibly taste a little better than what they’ve got at McDonald’s.

ILikeBoobies ,

Much better would be drinking all night and not going at all

how did you get “honoured to eat a burger” from “not as big a deal as people make it”

FlyingSquid ,
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It’s not even that it’s a burger. It’s that he put it on display as a banquet, talked about how he paid for it personally, and he acted like they should be honored to eat the burger.

And, again, maybe it’s because I’ve “never accomplished anything” that I would hope that the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES would spring for more than a cold Big Mac after inviting me to the WHITE HOUSE.

I’d do what I could to offer those guys more than a cold Big Mac if I invited them to my house and I’m by no means someone who brags about his fabulous wealth.

I think they deserved to be treated better regardless of you think what they would have wanted because of all of your amazing accomplishments. I’m sorry, but your Nobel Prize doesn’t mean they aren’t entitled to be treated with at least the modicum of dignity as a visiting head of state.

I mean at the absolute very least keep them warm instead of taking them all out for a photo op where they’ll get cold! Is that making too big a deal out of it? Saying they were entitled to a warm Big Mac when visiting the President of the United States at the White House who brags to you about paying for it with his own money?

ILikeBoobies ,

I thought by now you would have deleted this since it illustrates how people blow it way out of proportion

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, expecting someone to get warm food when they get invited to the White House is an embarrassing position and I don’t know why I haven’t deleted it yet. Maybe it’s my lack of accomplishments.

ryan213 , to lemmyshitpost in How to make fish cakes
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My friend doesn’t get it.

kusivittula ,

step 1: 🙉

runswithjedi , to lemmyshitpost in How to make fish cakes

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    There are no other steps

    casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer , to lemmyshitpost in This

    The painting swap doesn’t add much to this, but is otherwise fitting.

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