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Gallardo994 , to lemmyshitpost in Hop in, boys, we're going on a roadtrip.

You can Pee Pee without Poo Poo but cannot Poo Poo without Pee Pee.

HiddenLayer5 , to lemmyshitpost in Stop pussyfooting around that gaspedal!

Why survive like a Ferengi when you can die like a Klingon warrior?

ipkpjersi , to programmerhumor in Thanks, TCP/IP

Actually even a few dropped packets is too many in IT IMO lol

br4b0 , to programmerhumor in Thanks, TCP/IP

Hahahaha

cupcakezealot , to programmerhumor in Thanks, TCP/IP
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“you pee tcp? i pee urine” - chip ~ sales guy vs web dude

Linkerbaan , to programmerhumor in Thanks, TCP/IP
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Career prospects

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ec7a1ede-f3cb-42b7-ba17-746b42f8906b.jpeg

xmunk ,

Are they going to expand into Canada? That’s a much better deal than getting reemed by Telus or Rogers.

PatFussy , to programmerhumor in Thanks, TCP/IP

Drug engineers

shalva97 ,

Senior drug architect

HiddenLayer5 ,

Drug scrum master

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

IT dealers

kaboom36 , to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

Well there is an image there, its just encoded into base64 text

nova_ad_vitum , to lemmyshitpost in Stop pussyfooting around that gaspedal!

I immediately thought this would be better with Clarkson’s face on it, and sure enough the creator had already realized that.

xmunk , to programmerhumor in Thanks, TCP/IP

UDP: Hold my beer.

daBeans ,
@daBeans@sh.itjust.works avatar

beer proceeds to shatter on the ground

Dlayknee ,

UDP: meh

CmdrKeen OP ,
@CmdrKeen@lemmy.today avatar

Here’s another one, catch!

embed_me ,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

Or don’t. I don’t care. Anyway here’s the bill

Enzy ,

UPNP: I’m about to end this whole man’s career

PoolloverNathan ,

Universal Plug’n’Play?

negativenull ,

Well, the packets start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin’

sharkwellington ,

and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’

-DDOS attacks

Kelo ,
@Kelo@lemmy.world avatar

Didn’t make sense not to ping for fun

HiddenLayer5 ,

UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.

can , to greentext in Anon is a magician

Watch for the pedestrian crossing light to end.

Bombastic , to lemmyshitpost in Stop pussyfooting around that gaspedal!

Hammoooond!! You blithering idiot!

tobbue , to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

Ask if it wants to hear the best joke in the world. Then tell it: “Der Mann, zwei Pandas, plitsch platsch, dreizehn, Sand, Augen zu bumm!”

It will die of laughter.

superbirra , to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

it’s meta and some assembly is required: the meme is the broken response so you can screenshot it and post on lemmy

EvokerKing ,

The response isn’t even broken. It’s not finished. It gives responses in markdown, same as Lemmy. That is the syntax for a picture embed, it’s just still typing the rest and it doesn’t show it until it’s finished typing.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

I analyzed it in another comment: the header says the image is 300x300px 8-bit RGBA but the data is invalid. Most viewers will notice that and show an error.

However, the syntax it used for embedding images is valid, as data:image/png;base64, is the start of a valid image URL and you can use it like other image URLs in supported Markdown interpretors.

Example, using the 103-byte Google Maps’ sea tiles, and a 178-byte GIF:


<span style="color:#323232;">![Google Maps sea map tile](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAQAAAAEAAQMAAABmvDolAAAAA1BMVEW10NBjBBbqAAAAH0lEQVRoge3BAQ0AAADCoPdPbQ43oAAAAAAAAAAAvg0hAAABmmDh1QAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">![wink.gif](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhDwAVAKIEAAAAAP//AP//3v///wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH/C05FVFNDQVBFMi4wAwEAAAAh+QQFlgAEACwAAAAADwAVAAADSUiq0L2QtEDpg6Bqu/LeAGN5wVRKlVmS6qe17hiDHvlyNciho5N2sxDGtoIMBgyH8Kg4IiMEZ1NKlUarSOdTe81arZHvE3olJAAAIfkEBR4ABAAsCAAEAAQABQAAAwYIGtz+ASQAOw==)
</span>

renders as

Google Maps sea map tile wink.gif

Works in the default web interface

reflex , to lemmyshitpost in Buon giorno
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Buon giorno

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Gorr-LAH-mee

IWantToFuckSpez ,

A river derchi

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