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boatsnhos931 , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

Typical… They didn’t list the pay

MacNCheezus OP ,
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The pay is free tattoos for life and a place on Japan’s most wanted list.

boatsnhos931 ,

Throw in an annual pizza party and $5 Wal Mart gift card for Christmas and I WILL DIE FOR YOU

MacNCheezus OP ,
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You got a deal, friend. Here’s your pizza.

penquin , to lemmyshitpost in My kind of advice

Lmao. This genuinely made me laugh. Wtf

kamenlady ,
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Yes this was perfect

MeDuViNoX , to lemmyshitpost in Bottoms up!
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They’re really good, but you can’t do more than 7 or 8 in an hour.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Finally, a ma of culture.

eezeebee , to lemmyshitpost in Bottoms up!
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Why is the mayo shaped like ramen noodles?

MeDuViNoX ,
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Piping tip

shield_gengar , to lemmyshitpost in Bottoms up!
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ItzzMe , to lemmyshitpost in Bottoms up!
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Ima crosspost this to foodcrimes in a few hours if you don’t mind

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Not at all. Have at it.

robocall , to lemmyshitpost in Americans will find a new way to ruin their tastebuds every single day
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That looks disgusting… but I’ll smash anything once!

xx3rawr , to lemmyshitpost in A Match Made in Heaven

Also consider that all Rust devs are furry femboys. Consider including a biogas generator powered by their yiffing musk.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Noooo you’ll suffocate Saddam if you do that.

Zehzin , to lemmyshitpost in A Match Made in Heaven
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If two rust users fall on both trapdoors at the same time it could jam the motor.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Then Saddam will have to resurface for air, it’s perfect.

Noodle07 ,

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

residentmarchant ,

No, no, no, Rust is so good it doesn’t even let you create race conditions!

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Unironically, if such a thing were built then it could have left door priority with a physical mechanism to only allow one trapdoor open at a time.

todd_bonzalez , to lemmyshitpost in Americans will find a new way to ruin their tastebuds every single day

This is probably one of those mustard and Oreo things that makes sense only after you eat it.

robocall , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing
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I tried garlic ice cream once. I found it to be disgusting. Some people liked it though.

Asudox ,
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They sell that?

robocall ,
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It was free at a garlic festival. IDK if they sell it. probably.

TheControlled , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

early Nine Inch Nails

Excuse me? The Yakuza got beef with the middle and late NIN eras? Get fucked! I’ll kick your ass for such bullshit! Online! Only…! Online!

KoalaUnknown , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

Beer, deftones, and TOOL?

Where do I sign?

LeroyJenkins ,

Japan

Toes , to lemmyshitpost in Americans will find a new way to ruin their tastebuds every single day

These can’t be much worse than most restaurants idea of suicide sauce. I’d try it

mozz , to lemmyshitpost in A Match Made in Heaven
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It's not just Rust users

FiniteBanjo OP ,

It’s also Saddam Hussein.

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