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Desistance , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

One Florida is enough, thanks.

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

We’ve had one, yes, but what about second Florida?

hperrin , 6 months ago

s/enough/too many/

Cicraft , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

please clap

My cheeks

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

California merely annoys me. Florida terrifies me.

numberfour002 , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

Appears to be a thicc chunk of moistandtite.

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

They’re minerals, Marie!

Thassodar , 6 months ago

Now how the hell do we get from under this damn dome?!

Wait

wildbus8979 , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

Abraham certainly did not speak modern Hebrew. A language that was invented in the late 19th century to further the Zionist cause.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Revival_of_the_Hebrew_language

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

Doesn’t matter what language he spoke (probably biblical Hebrew), he was a descendant from a people referred to as Hebrews (see Exodus 2:1-10).

gedaliyah , 6 months ago

Weird. Then why can I read the inscription in this photo of a text composed 3500 years ago? I guess some time traveler learned this totally invented 19th century language and taught it to the people back then, and also came up with Arabic and some other languages that are pretty closely related.

By the way, it says not to lie (although his hand is partly covering it).

abbadon420 , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

This should be crossposted to dadjokes (I don’t know how to link communities)

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

I gotchu, fam.

Also, to link a community, just put a ! in front of the full name, like so: !dadjokes

LEONHART , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house

You know who else looks like a pig on a flatbed truck?

cyborgbabyman , 6 months ago

Who?

LEONHART , 6 months ago

external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F…

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

Lizzo?

Ghostalmedia , 6 months ago

Cheezus Christ

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

…you called?

cannibalkitteh , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

Okay, you’ve found it, but would you hit it?

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

I would hit that so hard 😩

ObviouslyNotBanana , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

Rock sliding into them DM’s

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

Stupid sexy minerals

Jumuta , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!

GenAI post 🤮

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

Generic AI hating comment 🥱

Cover_czar , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

I hate my mind

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah

MataVatnik , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cdebd838-092d-4c11-9c58-9eeab8d4c63e.jpeg

EdibleFriend , 6 months ago

Oh my god the pictures you chose are so beautiful

MataVatnik , 6 months ago

I wish I could say I made this

EdibleFriend , 6 months ago

I had so much love, so much respect for you.

MataVatnik , 6 months ago

:(

EdibleFriend , 6 months ago

You sit there and think about what you have done.

jelloeater85 , 6 months ago

They fly, no fools… 🏎️

EtherWhack , 6 months ago

Strider is a black hawk pilot

jewbacca117 , 6 months ago

One does not simply drive into Morder

Slovene , 6 months ago

You’re breaking the car Samir!

Peter1986C , 6 months ago

That is a reference to this video, which I had almost forgotten about (but you awakened my memory of).

mack7400 , 6 months ago

I can’t rally the ring, Mr. Frodo…but I can rally you!

jaybone , 6 months ago

One does not simply Mitsubishi four door

Obi , 6 months ago

5 right, very long, tightens.

MataVatnik , 6 months ago

3 left over crest, caution, narrow unseen hairpin

creditCrazy , 6 months ago

It may be a short story but boy is it a movie I wanna see

NegativeLookBehind , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

I’ve done some crack climbing in my life, but never like this

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

Might need a lot of lube for this one

NegativeLookBehind , 6 months ago

I use chalk

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

Weird fetish but okay

cypherpunks , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

this meme using the verb found instead of reached is mildlyinfuriating

MacNCheezus OP , 6 months ago

No refunds.

Xtallll , 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

Bedazzled steering wheels are like hunting with Dick Cheney, there’s always a chance you are going to get a face full of bird shot.

bleistift2 , 6 months ago

Surely airbags are constructed in a way that doesn’t include slamming the hard plastic into your face?

I’ll retract that question mark. Designing it that way would just be too dumb.

habitualTartare , 6 months ago

Most are designed for the cover to move to the side when deployed but some are designed to split in some way that could cause the rhinestones to come free.

poppy , 6 months ago

I’ve seen the occasional post where the front plate burned/branded people’s hands during deployment if they were holding the steering wheel.

reddit.com/…/honda_logo_burned_into_my_hand_from_…

Also an article about people getting injured from the bezazzling!

cbsnews.com/…/steering-wheel-cover-rhinestones-nh…

Xtallll , 6 months ago

An airbag is just a carefuly sized explosion instead of a kevlar pillow case, in a crash the airbag is deployed in a fraction of a second, lots of engineering goes into making them safe. However, the rind sones aren’t an intended part of the system and can be separated from the wheel and “knocked” out of the way at high speeds, much like ball barberings in a claymore.