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ObviouslyNotBanana , to lemmyshitpost in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house
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OVEROSUN LOAD!

Ghostalmedia ,
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OVEROSUNADARO

aeronmelon ,

NANI?!

Tier1BuildABear ,
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ORORORORORORO

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Hey, don’t make fun of AI for being dyslexic, that’s hella ableist.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Don’t make fun of me for being ableist that’s hella rude

metaStatic ,

don't make fun of me for being rude, that's hella fuck you nerd

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Your momma so ableist she made fun of a paraplegic for not walking fast enough.

gravitas_deficiency , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Califournia would be a HUGE tax base, and probably somewhat annoying, but Fourida would probably end up starting the next few world wars, and at least one of them would be over bath salts.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Bath salts are old hat. We’re stuffed to the gills with fent and meth like everyone else now

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
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Except for the fucking that’s kind of what we do with our bag of rice.

dipshit ,

Why not both?

Uschaan , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

I’m pretty sure Tenxas would be worse.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Where would we even put all of those? Canada?

Doombot1 ,

Space, where they can’t influence things? They should be fine with their independent power grid, right?

Classy ,

Gulf of Mexico

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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The gulf says mexicno

TheMightyCanuck ,
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Please God no. We already have Texas lite with Alberta

Source: Albertan

MacNCheezus OP ,
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How about Albeighta as a compromise

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
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They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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False advertising strikes again…

MTK ,

You can use the flour to strike again!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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The all-purpose flour strikes back

Imgonnatrythis ,

Not sure, but if you spread it in a circle around you the gluten intolerant will not come near you.

FlyingSquid ,
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My wife’s best friend is gluten intolerant.

I appreciate the handy tip.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I bet you could trap her in a summoning circle like a demon and make her grant you wishes or something. Like, I dunno, paint my chicken coop and I’ll let you out of the gluten.

candyman337 , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

Wait what’s that guy on the left doing lmao

Teon ,
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Kneading his dough... O_o

OpenStars ,
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I… don’t think we really want to know?

Possibly similar to the guy on the far right.

Dasnap ,
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Floueshlight.

Imgonnatrythis ,

What don’t your understand about ALL PURPOSE?

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

All Pumping Flour

OpenStars , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
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You can use it as toilet paper.

Mind you, it’s not very effective.

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn’t feel right.

OpenStars ,
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Throw in the washer, tumble dry low.

OpenStars ,
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Don’t forget, you can always go to the booty store. To confirm: NSFW.

Dieterlan , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Do both. Then the US is a spider. Or maybe a funky crab?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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It’ll definitely start getting funky if you play some Raggaeton or Merengue

get_off_the_phone ,

Crab rave anyone?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Everybody do the Macarena


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Corkyskog ,

Omg there’s this toy my kid had (we gave it away) that we called the “Euro Crab” and it would play European Rave/EDM type music and frantically zipped side to side around your living room. My dog was traumatized.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Carcinisation really going wild on this one

MMNT , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

Who’s the artist? Why isn’t this masterpiece signed?

Sorgan71 , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Fourida because we could walk away

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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https://y.yarn.co/1a3b9f17-e11d-4419-ad80-8caf2b836c3f_text.gif

MacNCheezus OP ,
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No.

Isaiah 30:8-14

FlyingSquid ,
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You wouldn’t be suggesting that all Jews are Israelis would you?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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    FlyingSquid ,
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    Yep. That’s what I thought. You do not get to make all Jews responsible for Israel’s apartheid and genocide. You’re taking a break from Lemmy Shitpost.

    flambonkscious ,

    If this constitutes suffering,then clearly not!

    caseyweederman , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    Gonenada

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    Your terms are acceptable

    Vespair , to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

    This joke is so old and obvious, that there was literally a beer in America named He’Brew for 25 years.

    Namstel , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    Utterly disgusting.

    Zozano ,
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    Udderly disgusting

    runswithjedi , to lemmyshitpost in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house

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    MacNCheezus OP , (edited )
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    Nice kek

    TBH I haven’t seen him in a long time and I kinda miss him; would be nice to catch up.

    You are so thoughtful 🥲

    cyborgbabyman ,
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    Here they come to ship the rooster

    Moof_Kenubi ,

    You know he ain’t gonna fly

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