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Swedneck , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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lord of the rings but gandalf has a trebuchet and mt. doom is within 300m

MacNCheezus OP , (edited )
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Lord of the Rings but Frodo has an assault rifle.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/af82f125-eca5-4433-b83a-a589ea8b6145.jpeg

MissJinx ,
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Frodo is a little bitch, give it to Sam

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Lord of the Rings but Sam has an assault rifle… and an armored SUV

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MissJinx ,
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I would watch this movie!

ICastFist ,
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“Time to TRIM and MOW DOWN Mordor’s orcish hordes!” - Samwise “The Gardener” Gamgee

Sotuanduso ,
  1. They can outrun the black riders.
  2. The black riders alert the witch-king.
  3. They can’t outrun the fellbeast.

So yeah, pretty short. But if they are able to maintain stealth, then:

  1. They get stopped at Caradhras by bad weather anyways.
  2. They go through Rohan instead of Moria (otherwise they’d have to abandon the SUV or be very dangerous.)
  3. They outrun any of the cavalry that might try to stop them.
  4. They get through Minas Tirith months before the battle, no biggie.
  5. They get stumped at the Black Gate.
ArcaneSlime ,
  1. They call in Gandalf in his A10 Thunderbolt II (because the eagles didn’t have a 30mm GAU-8 Avenger). Drops a paveway on the Black Gate and dumps 1,174 30mm slugs and a few clusters of hydra 70mm rockets into the horde.
Swedneck ,
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armored cars really only make sense for open areas, what they should have is 6-wheeled ATVs like finnish military messengers have.

Shapillon ,

Frodo is the sentient equivalent of tying the ring to a snail.

Jokes aside he is supposed to be exceptionally resilient to its corruption.

Wogi ,

I’m kinda sad it’s a normal size rifle. He’s a Hobbit it should be huge

Swedneck ,
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it was specially comissioned

ICastFist ,
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ONE SHOT TWO KILLS MOTHERFUCKER!

youtu.be/p1-ExbgKUUI

The_Eminent_Bon , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes

Thats some big ass almonds

PerogiBoi ,
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How many almonds do you think is the right amount of almonds?

The_Eminent_Bon ,

If you’re allergic to almonds, 1

PerogiBoi ,
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SuperIce ,

I guess AI hasn’t yet figured out the correct size for almonds.

TrueStoryBob ,

We’ve got to stop size-shaming almonds.

ryannathans , to lemmyshitpost in They hated him, for he spoke the truth

Except when you short stock, there could be infinite losses. Or perhaps with a contract for difference too

MacNCheezus OP ,
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That’s gambling with other people’s money.

ryannathans ,

Smart people never gamble with their own

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I’ll take “Famous Last Words” for $200, Alex.

MaoZedongers ,

Smart people never gamble with their own

XTornado ,

I only like playing with futures. It’s a problem for my future me and 0 problems to current me.

Ghostalmedia , to lemmyshitpost in They hated him, for he spoke the truth
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Attend a gamblers anonymous meeting and you’ll meet a lot of people who have lost more than 100%

MacNCheezus OP ,
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That’s because they were gambling with other people’s money.

If you only bet with what you can afford to lose, that’s never going to happen.

maniclucky ,

Woof that slope is slippery. The trick is measuring what you can afford, and a lot of people aren’t great at measuring that.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Yeah, well, that’s their problem, isn’t it.

MaoZedongers ,

See if I only bet 90% of every paycheck I still have 10% left over for lottery tickets

If I lose the 90%, I just gotta win the lottery…

eran_morad , to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa

Quality shitpost

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I aim to please.

force , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes

what

MacNCheezus OP ,
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It’s part of a nutritious breakfast (and honestly likely better for your health than honey mustard sugar bombs or whatever you eat now).

adj16 , to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies

I’m constipated and sober so this sounds like a win-win to me

aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies

Let the Hunger Games begin!

ChucklesMacLeroy ,

You have chosen…unwisely.

kool_newt , to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies

Trick or treat for reals!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Trick or treat for adults

SkabySkalywag , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

So did he shoot a bunch of songs and pages of description too?.. Cool, cool I mean I’d pay to see Tom Bombadil got shot in the dick …

curlywurly , to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

I’m one of those people that has never learned to drive and i know nothing about cars… I’m guessing from the comments that the joke here is that the stuff attached to the steering wheel will explode in the driver’s face if the airbag is activated, is this right?

terminhell ,

Basically, they’re converting an airbag into a shrapnel grenade.

Witchfire , (edited )
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Rhinestones aren’t really that sharp though (unless they’re the really nice glass ones which I’m assuming these are not). It’s also likely that at least the first two are plastic backed sheets. I can’t imagine they’d be worse than the sharp metal logo usually on there.

Disclaimer: I know more about rhinestones than cars, which isn’t a lot

Rhinestone sheet

panda_paddle ,

The airbag deploys at 200 mph. At that speed the sharpness isn’t really the issue.

Pharmacokinetics , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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Lord of the rings, but Gimli has a nuke

Kolanaki ,
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Gimli: levels the entire region of Mordor

Legolas: That only counts as one.

Kecessa , to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

Told a couple once “Just so you know, in an accident the clipboard you’ve got glued to your dashboard will hit you right in the face as the airbag explodes madam, so it might be a good idea to remove it.”

She looked at me with huge eyes then turned to her husband who was looking straight ahead with an annoyed look on his face, they took off and the clipboard was still there on their next visit…

poppy ,

Do you know what the hell it was used for?? Did they like…pin old school Map Quest instructions to it?

citrusface ,

I’ve seen people do it to jot down plates of litterbugs

Kecessa , (edited )

Probably used to hold reports for an on the road job

Enoblk , to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire
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Really all it’s going to do is slap your hand with the bedazzled parts, I doubt there is enough energy to make them all fly unless they are pretty loose. But it would still hurt like hell cause I had a Toyota logo on the back of my hand after getting hit by the airbag in my car.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Those logo bruises are a thing. Imagine how much worse these would be if the logo was bedazzled.

KpntAutismus ,

i would love to be branded with a toyota-logo tbh. but these seem like they heal without much scarring.

Chef , to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

This is purely a guess but I feel like the people who do this are probably also more likely to get into an accident where the airbag would deploy.

KpntAutismus ,

darwinism hard at work.

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