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GreatBlueHeron , to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa

I’m kinda ashamed to admit I didn’t know Togo existed. Thank you for promoting me to virtually cruise around west Africa a bit and very slightly improve my geography knowledge.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I hope you’re Ghana have a good time

Empricorn ,

Chad response.

TimewornTraveler ,

good on ya! there’s a lot of geopolitically important countries there. Nigeria is hugely up and coming.

eran_morad , to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa

Quality shitpost

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I aim to please.

force , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes

what

MacNCheezus OP ,
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It’s part of a nutritious breakfast (and honestly likely better for your health than honey mustard sugar bombs or whatever you eat now).

adj16 , to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies

I’m constipated and sober so this sounds like a win-win to me

aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies

Let the Hunger Games begin!

ChucklesMacLeroy ,

You have chosen…unwisely.

betterdeadthanreddit , to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies

Eat them all, go on a mystical journey with a trail to guide you home.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

Bakkoda ,

And shits and shits and shits and shits

ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies
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Lol … they all have laxatives

match ,
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“all” is a type of “some”

Enkers ,

True, but “none” is not, so it would make the other statement false.

WetBeardHairs ,

maybe some have both?

prayer ,

There was originally one pot brownie, but the owner took that first.

RegalPotoo ,
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Or none of them have either - they are just normal brownies, but tell people they’ve got laxatives or pot on them and see what happens

Godnroc ,

Of course it’s none, people would assume if they didn’t shit themselves they got a pot brownie and will act stoned despite the lack of weed.

bruhduh ,
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Brown note

kool_newt , to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies

Trick or treat for reals!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Trick or treat for adults

SkabySkalywag , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

So did he shoot a bunch of songs and pages of description too?.. Cool, cool I mean I’d pay to see Tom Bombadil got shot in the dick …

curlywurly , to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

I’m one of those people that has never learned to drive and i know nothing about cars… I’m guessing from the comments that the joke here is that the stuff attached to the steering wheel will explode in the driver’s face if the airbag is activated, is this right?

terminhell ,

Basically, they’re converting an airbag into a shrapnel grenade.

Witchfire , (edited )
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Rhinestones aren’t really that sharp though (unless they’re the really nice glass ones which I’m assuming these are not). It’s also likely that at least the first two are plastic backed sheets. I can’t imagine they’d be worse than the sharp metal logo usually on there.

Disclaimer: I know more about rhinestones than cars, which isn’t a lot

Rhinestone sheet

panda_paddle ,

The airbag deploys at 200 mph. At that speed the sharpness isn’t really the issue.

Pharmacokinetics , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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Lord of the rings, but Gimli has a nuke

Kolanaki ,
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Gimli: levels the entire region of Mordor

Legolas: That only counts as one.

MaoZedongers , to lemmyshitpost in Not so fast, Mr. Baggins

“I wouldn’t exactly call them people”

Steamymoomilk , to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

The Engineers who invented the air bag to save lives

1000008261

Kecessa , to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

Told a couple once “Just so you know, in an accident the clipboard you’ve got glued to your dashboard will hit you right in the face as the airbag explodes madam, so it might be a good idea to remove it.”

She looked at me with huge eyes then turned to her husband who was looking straight ahead with an annoyed look on his face, they took off and the clipboard was still there on their next visit…

poppy ,

Do you know what the hell it was used for?? Did they like…pin old school Map Quest instructions to it?

citrusface ,

I’ve seen people do it to jot down plates of litterbugs

Kecessa , (edited )

Probably used to hold reports for an on the road job

BilboBargains , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

He called his house Legoland

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