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letsgo , to lemmyshitpost in Mind = blown

This whale is near. That country is far away.

JohnDClay ,

And the depth of focus is incredible!

Slovene ,

Just like the toy cows and the real cows.

Twinkletoes , to lemmyshitpost in Mind = blown

Whales don’t have scales 😉

Everythingispenguins ,
wallmenis , to lemmyshitpost in Leaked photo

Why am I not surprised?

intensely_human ,

Because everybody smokes weed

Jackcooper , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

Philly cheeseseak Philadelphia cheesecake

thenextguy , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

“It tastes like feet!”

Kecessa , to lemmyshitpost in TBH 6 was kind of a downgrade from 5

I refused to buy Helldivers 2 for this reason and my friend bought it for me, I’m level 10 months later, what a waste of money…

papalonian ,

Helldivers is at least cheaper than most other games. I’ve been playing the crap out of it both with friends and randoms and having a lot of fun. Hoping I don’t lose interest once I get all the strategems unlocked, but just got one of the warbonds after grinding for the medals so I should have something to do for a while

Kecessa ,

I play multiplayer games only with them so I never play with randoms because my interest in multiplayer is basically zero, we must have played five times since February 🤷

Beryl , to games in The Star Fox-style roguelite whose dev refused to use AI voices to cut costs is adding an entire "anti-capitalist revenge" campaign about a cat-girl destroying AI

That’s how you land on my wishlist !

furzegulo , to games in The Star Fox-style roguelite whose dev refused to use AI voices to cut costs is adding an entire "anti-capitalist revenge" campaign about a cat-girl destroying AI

awesome! gonna buy this game later!

Imgonnatrythis , to funny in Gotta make do with what you have

Sorry your mom is such a bitch. Every kid should know the joy of having a pet racoon and/or possum.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Appreciate your concern but obviously this is not me.

ArtVandelay , (edited )
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SkaveRat ,

I don’t like water anyway

Lost_My_Mind , to cat in An attempt to show off her whiskers

Pretty kitty!

mo_lave , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved

Free Dandelions! From the sidewalk to the fence!

ShitOnABrick , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Who Out There is Giving✨Open Case PC✨(in 2024) I'll start 🤣
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Erm what the sigma this is a shitposting thread

tbf most the posts on this thread are just a political post followed by a literal shitty shitpost/punpost

smokebuddy OP , (edited )

was intended to be a meme based on the “are you a nerd test” where half the questions were about “are you on a PC with no case”, while my PC is running with no case because of longlasting troubleshooting shitposted with reddit front page emojis.

ShitOnABrick ,
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wouldn’t this be better on lemmy pcmr though more people would get the joke as well

smokebuddy OP ,

probably

ShitOnABrick , to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom
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You pop those in an air fryer and I imagine they’ll be bloody banging

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Add some baked beans for bullets (and Lemmy cred), make stickmen out of fries and slather them in ketchup, boom, you got a proper massacre for your hunger

jobby , to lemmyshitpost in Who is more sigma? This guy or Patrick Bateman

WTF is ‘sigma’ in this context?

HipsterTenZero ,
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looking like jerma985, i think

Fisch ,
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Do you know the whole “alpha male” thing? There was an “alpha male YouTuber” who made a video on why sigma males are actually better than alpha males and it became a meme.

jobby ,

Ah ok. So where on that ranking does a sigma sit? Alpha, beta, …?, sigma?

Fisch ,
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  1. Sigma
  2. Alpha
  3. Beta
InfiniWheel ,

Above alpha. Imagine all the qualities those charlatans attribute to “beta males”, but spun into being positive things actually, that’s a “sigma male”. (e.g. you are not shy, you are a lone wolf cooler than everyone else)

jobby ,

Weird

Abnorc ,

About one standard deviation away from the mean.

XEAL ,

It’s like ligma but with less licking.

jobby ,

What does the Greek letter Ligma look like? Can you draw it for me?

Kusimulkku , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

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