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ColeSloth , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Shoooot. Just frodo walking out of the shire is the length of the one on the right.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies
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“I shouldn’t have eaten the whole thing…”

ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Lol … they all have laxatives

match ,
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“all” is a type of “some”

Enkers ,

True, but “none” is not, so it would make the other statement false.

WetBeardHairs ,

maybe some have both?

prayer ,

There was originally one pot brownie, but the owner took that first.

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Or none of them have either - they are just normal brownies, but tell people they’ve got laxatives or pot on them and see what happens

Godnroc ,

Of course it’s none, people would assume if they didn’t shit themselves they got a pot brownie and will act stoned despite the lack of weed.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Brown note

random_character_a , to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

In Finland we steal dynamite from construction sites and do some sudden nightly dismantling. No crackheads needed.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What about vodka, is that needed?

Viking_Hippie ,

Not always needed but always appreciated.

Kusimulkku , (edited )

It does amaze me how many people I’ve met who have a vicious hatred towards speed cameras. Especially interesting e: in a country where people have so much respect for the police.

teamevil ,

We don’t like the idea a private company is enforcing laws not for safety but for profit. Especially when things like shortening of yellow light time and cameras that don’t properly report speed. It’s horseshit.

Kusimulkku ,

A private company?

MNByChoice ,

In the USA, many or most speed cameras are owned and operated not by the local police or city, but by a private company that keeps some percent of the fines they give out.

They are contracted by the city, country, or other authority. They are not randomly placed or operated without permission.

Kusimulkku ,

I was talking about Finns in Finland complaining about speed cameras.

Corkyskog ,

Yeah. Even in the US many municipalities outsource almost the entire ticketing process to the company selling the cameras, and the company collects a (usually outsized) percentage of the fees. So the company has the incentive to use whatever shady tactics to increase ticketing infraction events. This could be by changing the camera angle slightly to falsely get plates from yellow throughers or sometimes they change light timing itself to increase ticketing events…

Kusimulkku ,

I was talking about Finns in Finland complaining about speed cameras.

Corkyskog ,

I would just assumed because they are using the same Swedish company (Sensys Gatso) that does profit sharing agreements with municipalities in the US, that the agreement is the same.

I can’t seem to find the finnish contract award details, so I can’t confirm that they are. I am thinking now, that their might be a chance that they aren’t, given how extreme finnish traffic violation costs can be (% of salary).

Kusimulkku , (edited )

It seems like a fairly risky assumption to make just from you having it work like that in the US.

As a side note, that % thing (day fines) don’t cover all speeding tickets, since they’re considered so minor. It’s the bigger offenses (of speed limits and in general) that are covered. So it actually covers other stuff too, not just speeding.

Here’s a pic showing the amounts. It has the speed limit, how much over the limit you were and how much you end up paying as a fine. Bottom one is “regardless of the limit” and “over 20 km/h”, so whenever you go over by over 20 km/h, you pay “day fines”.

speeding ticket prices

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

% of salary

If you’re going to issue fines for speeding, this is the most just way to do it though.

We’ll never do that in the US because we hate the poor.

mob ,

The minimum cost of a speeding ticket in Finland is €125 which is closer to an average American speeding ticket, not the minimum.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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So what’s the point? How does this not make it more equitable to adjust it by income from there? That’s still extremely more equitable than our wildly unjust system that’s only designed to punish the poor.

Edit: Also, that’s totally wrong. If I convert euros to USD, then that’s ~$135, which is way less than an average speeding ticket in the US. Last one I had was more than $200, and that was in 2010. You’re wrong.

mob ,

Weirdly confrontational?

auto.howstuffworks.com/…/cost-of-speeding-ticket.…

Average ticket is 150 in America, which is pretty close to 135.

So a speeding ticket in Finland likely wouldn’t benefit poor people, but it would hurt rich people more.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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I’m in the lower income bracket, and I haven’t had one that low since the 90s. That figure must be skewed by places like Nowhereville where the police are so corrupt that they issue $10 tickets to family members or something, because $150 is not a realistic figure for most people. I bet if we looked into that, we’d find some really creative methodology.

$150? Ain’t no way…

mob ,

Or you are admittedly a repeat offender, which would likely also increase your fines in Finland.

Heres NY, which I can imagine we agree isnt Nowhereville.

trafficsafety.ny.gov/penalties-speeding

Minimum fine for up to 10mph over is 45$. 90$ for 10-30mph over. 30+mph over is a minimum of 180$

yetAnotherUser ,

How much are you (plural) even speeding to have such expensive tickets?

Or do you get a $150+ ticket for driving 70 in a 60 zone?

Kusimulkku ,

It’s only % of salary (day fines) for more severe offenses, in this case for really speeding. Normal speeding tickets are just a set sum.

Here’s a pic showing the amounts. It has the speed limit, how much over the limit you were and how much you end up paying as a fine. Bottom one is “regardless of the limit” and “over 20 km/h”, so whenever you go over by over 20 km/h, you pay “day fines”.

speeding ticket prices

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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I agree it would be more just if it were all based on income, but even this:

It’s only % of salary (day fines) for more severe offenses, in this case for really speeding

…is far more just than here in the US where income is never considered.

So my statement is still accurate. I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make here. Perhaps you can explain?

Kusimulkku ,

Friend, I’m just trying to be helpful and note that it’s not all speeding tickets.

What’s up with people online thinking everything is an argument lol

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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The real problem is that people want to argue technicalities that deflect from the main point. For people who aren’t paying attention, they might come across this and think, “Oh, well I guess the US system isn’t so unjust after all.”

The Finnish system is probably inequitable, too! But it’s objectively not as inequitable as the US system, at least not where traffic fines are concerned. There’s nuance.

Kusimulkku ,

I was just noting that it’s not all (or most) traffic fines, since it’s a common misconception. That is all.

teamevil ,

It’s not the local government putting them up, it’s a private company who is in charge and keeps at least half the revenue. Plus when their location is known and they get less effective the same company will try other things like altering yellow light time length to keep profits up.

Kusimulkku ,

Do you have a link explaining this? I searched for “poliisi valvontakamera” and “poliisi nopeuskamera asennus” and didn’t find stuff about who puts them up and whatnot or about the income sharing. I have read articles about how they’re a nice source of income for the state but no mention of the companies involved.

TheFriar ,

They’re talking about in the US.

Kusimulkku , (edited )

It seems everyone who replied to me was talking about the US haha, while I was talking about Finland

anarchy79 ,
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Capitalism caused a problem?

Kusimulkku ,

I don’t think we have that problem in Finland and we are a capitalist country.

anarchy79 ,
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You can at least pretend you are.

Kusimulkku ,

What do you mean?

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Us Nords are socialist enough to keep a tight leash on capitalism. Less and less of course, but capitalism doesn’t define us, the way it defines basically the rest of the world.

Kusimulkku ,

But we are all capitalist countries still, that’s what I mean.

anarchy79 ,
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Capitalism wreaks a different amount of havoc on societies depending on any number of variables, mostly those which have to do with controlling capitalism.

Kusimulkku ,

Yes that’s what I was saying

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think you were. But I can’t be bothered going back to check because I’m too drunk right now.

Kusimulkku ,

Maybe read the whole chain while you’re sober

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JYJhWIwGUw

Kalkaline ,

Dey took 'r jobs

hemko ,

Wait we have respect for the police in Finland?

Kusimulkku ,

Are you genuinely asking? Because we absolutely have respect for the police, it’s literally the most highly respected job.

www.is.fi/suomi100/art-2000005208545.html

hemko ,

Oh wow, that’s quite a surprise to me. Doesn’t really reflect to what I learned growing up and in adulthood

jenny_ball , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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loll this is also what i think if they just used the eagles logically

joe ,

Use the eagles? You don’t just USE the Eagles. They are intelligent beings. They don’t submit to the will of anyone. They kindly risked their lives toward the end, and only because things had escalated already.

jenny_ball ,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

you are right. so sorry… one does not simply use the eagles

GreatBlueHeron , to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa

I’m kinda ashamed to admit I didn’t know Togo existed. Thank you for promoting me to virtually cruise around west Africa a bit and very slightly improve my geography knowledge.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I hope you’re Ghana have a good time

Empricorn ,

Chad response.

TimewornTraveler ,

good on ya! there’s a lot of geopolitically important countries there. Nigeria is hugely up and coming.

jayrodtheoldbod , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

He just kills Tom Bombadil and then throws the rifle away, doesn’t like the smell.

Empricorn , to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa

I bless the rains down at Applebee’s.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

We’re gonna take some time to eat the things we never had

jaybone ,

Hurry boy, she’s waiting there for food.

betterdeadthanreddit , to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies

Eat them all, go on a mystical journey with a trail to guide you home.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

Bakkoda ,

And shits and shits and shits and shits

baseless_discourse , to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa
EmperorHenry , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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He’s going to need ear protection too, otherwise half the reason for him being helpful, his extremely good hearing, isn’t going to last long.

Zink ,

Yeah but with the ancient elvish magic and longevity and blah blah and wave of the hands annnd his ears are fine!

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

maybe

Fedizen , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Lord of the rings but the giant eagles are stealth bombers.

Zink ,

There must be room in the world for a high budget “Mordor vs USA” parody movie.

Or maybe a 30 second comedy video.

JohnDClay , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

What could be shoot that he didn’t already shoot? In the books, he already managed to fell a fell beast from long range. And it’s not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

the_joeba ,

Not with that attitude

takeda ,

He did all of that with a bow, imagine him with a sniper rifle…

Blue_Morpho ,

Same number of kills just at longer range. Gimli still wins.

jewbacca117 ,

it would be much harder to stab an orc with an arrow then shoot said arrow if Legolas was armed with a sniper rifle

Khrux ,

He could just do the equivalent and stab them with bullet, duh

Ephera ,

Bayonet?

Mango ,

Honestly, it seems like he’d have about equal stopping and slower fire rate.

ryathal ,

A sniper file would have stopped the orc that blows up the wall at helms deep.

explodicle ,

Yeah but with the higher reload time, he might not have been ready for the first shot.

nova_ad_vitum , (edited )

And it’s not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

I agree, but I still think someone should have tried. Even if it didn’t kill him there’s a giant gulf between not killing him and doing nothing.

This applies more to Voldemort than to the eye of Sauron tbh. Ofc he has horcruxes blah blah blah but if they just got an SAS sniper to shoot a 50 cal sniper round at him from a mile out - again, I’m not saying it would kill him but… would it have done nothing? All I’m saying is there’s a thing called due diligence and they should have at least tried.

creditCrazy ,
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Also it might be possible that attacking the eye of soron could blind him.

Abnorc , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Elves have standards.

Be polite.

Be efficient.

Have a plan to kill every orc you meet.

creditCrazy ,
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My party does not care for me at all.

I’m an assassin not a crazed elf.

What’s the difference. Well ones a job and the other is a mental sickness.

Gibliy put frodo on the communication spell.

Winb00m , to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
Akasazh ,
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Bravo

caseyweederman ,

Like he and Merry wouldn’t have set it off in the Shire out of curiosity

hglman ,

Its bc Pippin is also the President of the United States

nilloc ,

9/10 Pippin needs a pair of those nuclear test goggles.

ICastFist ,
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That fool of a Took would nuke Gondor by accident

creditCrazy ,
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Lord of the nuclear weapons race.

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