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antifa , to science_memes in Dragonflies

There’s some thought that this is also the reason for the shape of the human penis

journals.sagepub.com/doi/…/147470490400200105

randint , (edited )
@randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

Which really makes you think, shouldn’t longer-penised individuals have an reproductive advantage over short-penised people? Longer penises can scoop deeper in the couchhole to get out other people’s jizz. Why hasn’t the human race evolved such that every male had 20 cm (7.8 in) penises?

Tar_alcaran ,

couchhole

I love this.

rigatti ,
@rigatti@lemmy.world avatar

So does JD.

Sas ,

Iirc humans already have way bigger penises than other apes

breadsmasher ,
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Why hasn’t humanity evolved such that every male had 20 cm (7.8 in) penises?

Oh dear, no one tell him he got the short end of the genes…

Joking, of course.

I would assume penises didn’t need to evolve to be that long on average since vaginas are not that deep on average? So there would only be so much depth to reach in the first place. Possibly girth would also affect it - having a long noodle dick might mean no matter how deep you go, the penis might not be wide enough to effectively “scoop” it out.

Again assuming, but after a certain length (bottoming out), width would become more important

thanks_shakey_snake ,

We kind of have. Human penises are waaaay bigger than those of other primate species, and many other mammals (relative to overall body size).

antifa ,

The longer the penis, the larger the fraction of women who will find sex with that person painful, and at some point the reproductive advantage of scooping out others’ semen will be nullified due to the fact that no woman wants to sleep with you. I think I read that four inches is the length that most women find comfortable, but I don’t remember where I read it.

Kecessa ,

Four? 😐 That’s under average!

breadsmasher ,
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

Average size != average comfort level

Valmond ,

Or make it up with more strokes, so longer intercourse.

null ,

Longer penises can scoop deeper in the couchhole

VANCE!

SkaveRat , to asklemmy in TV nerds: what should I watch

The Good Place.

Be warned, that you should watch this one without much research. If you like the first episode, you’ll love the show.

One of the very few shows where each and every season is consistently great. Super funny and had a satisfying ending, instead of the usual clifferhanger-because-of-cancellation ending

Glide ,

Came here to post this as well.

Just watch the first episode or two, and if it doesn’t have you hooked, it’s not your jam anyway.

But it will have you hooked, because it’s the best piece of American television in recent history.

theComposer ,

Normally I’d agree with that advice, but it took me the whole first season to get hooked by the show. After about 5 episodes I was ready to call it quits, but my partner who had seen it told me to keep watching, and they were right! Loved every minute of it from then on.

Bldck ,

On my fifth rewatch right now. Just started S2

xantoxis , to science_memes in Old AF

What about “old as shit”? I bet that’s a lot older

SmackemWittadic ,
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I was thinking the same, so I looked into it!

The oldest creature in the evolutionary chain that has been found to poop (from what I found online) is the comb jelly fish. They are thought to have evolved somewhere between 500 million and 600 million years ago

So shit is pretty old but not as old as fuck

dalekcaan ,

Still, older than balls

xantoxis ,

Unexpected! Thank you for your research :)

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

huh. how did animals get rid of waste before that? did they explode?

SmackemWittadic ,
@SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

I think they were just multicellular organisms that got rid of the shit by diffusion from the cells themselves, without a specific path for the shit to go down like a butthole.

We’re talking wayyyy before complex organisms existed

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Just blame shrinkflation

Infinite pizza glitch.

GolfNovemberUniform , to unixporn in Breeze Darker
@GolfNovemberUniform@lemmy.ml avatar

Kvantum is also bloat

Telodzrum ,

Your comment having been loaded on my system is bloat.

GolfNovemberUniform ,
@GolfNovemberUniform@lemmy.ml avatar

Agreed

Contramuffin , to science_memes in T. rex

I’m going to need context here

refalo ,

Maybe they’re saying we don’t really know how big or small they got.

randomsnark ,

I came to the comments looking for context, but since nobody has provided it yet, did some googling. I believe this is the reference: news.sky.com/…/tyrannosaurus-rex-could-have-been-…

saltesc ,

may have weighed roughly 15 tonnes instead of 8.8, and measured 15 metres instead of 12.

I find that very hard to believe for a bipedal land animal. Hit age 3 and your knees and hips are just done.

Lommy241 ,

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one who couldn’t understand this. Was worried I had a stroke.

Anticorp , to nostupidquestions in How come it shows that I have 7 messages? Then when I click on it it shows nothing?

What is “it”?

trxxruraxvr ,

I think it’s OP’s lack of communication skills. It’s trying to tell op to be less vague.

Icalasari , to science_memes in Every part of the foxglove is poisonous. It'll literally stop your heart.

You and I would be good friends

massive_bereavement ,

Maybe you can share commute on the broom to the next witches' sabbath.

ma11ie , to asklemmy in TV nerds: what should I watch

Westworld Season 1. Sooo good, just do it.

Vendetta9076 ,
@Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works avatar

S1, half of S2 then stop

SkaveRat ,

man, everything after S1 was such a disappointment.

So many great ideas. But such lackluster execution and dialogue

Moonrise2473 , to world in Any interest in an Olympics megathread?

Personally, I hate mega threads as they’re designed to bury content, especially for an event that last one month. Maybe if it’s daily…

HeyJoe , to lemmyshitpost in I'm pullin' my pork right now!

Saving this… for another day.

threelonmusketeers , (edited ) to newcommunities in AMA Requests is open for service.

and I will try to get them for you

If you don’t mind, I have a few questions/recommendations for you:

Are you someone with a many connections, or are you planning to just cold-call a bunch of notable people and hope for the best?

Where are you planning on hosting the AMAs themselves? On !amarequests, or on !askmeanything? (If the latter, you might want to coordinate with the current mod, @frankyboi)

What is your plan for promoting the AMAs (on Lemmy or elsewhere), and collecting questions ahead of time? I think both of these would be an important kickstart for the AMAs, and help ensure their success. For example, a few posts like “Notable celebrity John Smith will be answering questions on August 1st from 11:00 to 13:00 UTC, post your questions for him here” in the weeks/days leading up to the AMA might be a good idea.

Thanks again for taking on this project; looking forward to seeing what comes of it!

Bishma , to science_memes in Every part of the foxglove is poisonous. It'll literally stop your heart.
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I’m the guy the record scratches a party by declaring, “all the best drugs are insecticides.” Caffeine, THC, and nicotine…

ryannathans ,

You can kill insects with weed?

Bach37strad ,

Nah. They just get stoned and fall asleep.

ryannathans ,

Hope they don’t wake up with the munchies

blanketswithsmallpox ,

That’s not a very nice way to talk about your little brother like that.

floquant ,

I thought insects do not have an endocannabinoid system like most other animals?

ryannathans ,

That’s what I thought. Bees can collect pollen and make honey from cannabis too

FunnyUsername , to asklemmy in Best Free remote desktop software for windows?
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I have had nothing but great experience from Parsec. It’s gaming intended, but works perfectly for simple remote desktop use as well. Very low latency. Can start when windows boots, so you can even sign in remotely if you need to restart. Free

Evil_Shrubbery , to memes in I usually take the piss put of people but respect

If only taking the piss out of people was a real job - imagine not having to get up just to go to the bathroom, you would just call you piss-boy.

Piss-boys love piss.

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