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xavier666 , to lemmyshitpost in Just blame shrinkflation

This can be nice mathematical problem. Determine the largest sloce that can be taken out while the remaining contents can be formed into a circle.

mittyta ,

Yea, but the answer is none. Because radius of first pizza is constant.

Daxter101 ,

No longer a mathematical problem, but determine the largest piece that can be removed, before it becomes apparent to onlookers that the leftover pizza has been tempered with.

breadsmasher , to science_memes in Hats
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

This is awesome - what other things could be made?

A crown fit for a tiny king would be cool. Or something that adds a face and googly eyes

cerement , to science_memes in Every part of the foxglove is poisonous. It'll literally stop your heart.
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

and source of one of the main drugs for treating heart failure

fossilesque OP ,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Kill him harder! - Scientists, probably.

cerement ,
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Seleni , to science_memes in Hats

Very dapper gentleman in the top right pic

trxxruraxvr , to science_memes in Dragonflies

It is penis?

usualsuspect191 ,

It is penis

breadsmasher ,
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

penis, it is

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

It penis is

pulverizedcoccyx ,

Penis, is it?

iheartneopets ,

Penis, innit?

breadsmasher ,
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

in penis

d o c k i n g

Iheartcheese , to lemmyshitpost in Just blame shrinkflation
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Pizza gnomes

loudwhisper , to selfhosted in Dynamic IP - Self hosting

Since you run already OpenWrt, you can check out openwrt.org/docs/guide-user/services/ddns/client

There is a list on this page of compatible services. If you don’t want to use one more service (DNS), you can use a domain registrar with an API (like porkbun) and find online tools that work with that.

Be aware of the risks of hosting your websites publicly from home, make sure to run them in very isolated environments. Having your VPS compromised is bad, but having your home network compromised is much worse!

bane_killgrind ,

That lists afraid.org as a ddns provider.

They are pretty great, I use them as my domain host.

abeorch OP ,

Yes I use no-ip but have to confirm the domain name every month or so and cant use my own domain on the free tier. (Maybe im just being cheap) - Also I haven’t been able to figure out how I would use / get SSL certificates.

loudwhisper ,

Yes, I have used it in the past and it was annoying…

You can get SSL certs with letsencrypt, but you need to use the http verification method.

Willdrick ,

Try duckdns, it doesnt nag you every month and it just works

abeorch OP ,

Be aware of the risks of hosting your websites publicly from home, make sure to run them in very isolated environments. Having your VPS compromised is bad, but having your home network compromised is much worse!

Agree - Not something I will throw myself into.

Enoril , to nostupidquestions in How come it shows that I have 7 messages? Then when I click on it it shows nothing?

Make sure to click on “show all” button (or equivalent button of your app) once in the messages tab. Once visible, mark them as read so they won’t remain as “active” unread message.

I had this behavior with my app that was considering the messages read (so hidding them by default when going to the messages tab) once i opened it while not marking it read on lemmy side (hence the 7 unread messages displayed)

Took me week to find how to solve that :-)

breadsmasher , to science_memes in T. rex
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Does this mean that due to undersampling, we can only assume we have found the biggest fossils/skeletons/remains, and cannot know how big they could really get?

Blue_Morpho ,

I think it’s the opposite. They’re saying that physical limitations on size exist (bone strength, lung capacity) even if you only found one skeleton. So significantly bigger TRexs aren’t possible.

DaTingGoBrrr ,

Not according to this post lemmy.ml/comment/12594857

Edit: here’s a direct link to the article if the link above is broken for some reason

news.sky.com/…/tyrannosaurus-rex-could-have-been-…

funkless_eck , to science_memes in Dragonflies

its theorized that’s why human penises are also shaped the way they are

Technus ,

This implies that there’s some sort of evolutionary advantage to getting sloppy seconds. I don’t know how I feel about that.

fossilesque OP ,
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Everyone loves a good underdog story.

danc4498 ,

Everyone loves a good raw dog story.

ftfy

flamingo_pinyata ,

Oh, so that’s why it’s such a turn on, it’s evolutionary advantage!

Mango ,

No that’s the gay.

Viking_Hippie ,

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  • Technus ,

    I wasn’t equating women with anything, nor making any sort of generalization. If that’s what you saw in that, that’s on you.

    Viking_Hippie ,

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  • Lennnny ,
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    Female human here. I’ve honestly always just read it literally, a person having sex second in a multiple partner scenario, and it being sloppy down there for all involved. There’s just as much guy in the statement as there is girl, doesn’t seem all that problematic to me.

    iheartneopets ,

    Second human woman here, I concur. I always just thought that term implied the…goopiness of the act itself in a humorous way

    Ranger ,

    Female humans on the internet?

    Technus ,

    Impossible. I call bullshit.

    Vilian ,

    shut up

    Kecessa , (edited )

    Well, do you think women consent was at thing back in the early days of homo sapiens?

    MindTraveller ,

    Yes I do. Do I think every sex was consensual? No. Do I think at least 1% of women had at one point consented to sex? Yes.

    Vilian ,

    nah poligamy were just the norm

    antifa , to science_memes in Dragonflies

    There’s some thought that this is also the reason for the shape of the human penis

    journals.sagepub.com/doi/…/147470490400200105

    randint , (edited )
    @randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

    Which really makes you think, shouldn’t longer-penised individuals have an reproductive advantage over short-penised people? Longer penises can scoop deeper in the couchhole to get out other people’s jizz. Why hasn’t the human race evolved such that every male had 20 cm (7.8 in) penises?

    Tar_alcaran ,

    couchhole

    I love this.

    rigatti ,
    @rigatti@lemmy.world avatar

    So does JD.

    Sas ,

    Iirc humans already have way bigger penises than other apes

    breadsmasher ,
    @breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

    Why hasn’t humanity evolved such that every male had 20 cm (7.8 in) penises?

    Oh dear, no one tell him he got the short end of the genes…

    Joking, of course.

    I would assume penises didn’t need to evolve to be that long on average since vaginas are not that deep on average? So there would only be so much depth to reach in the first place. Possibly girth would also affect it - having a long noodle dick might mean no matter how deep you go, the penis might not be wide enough to effectively “scoop” it out.

    Again assuming, but after a certain length (bottoming out), width would become more important

    thanks_shakey_snake ,

    We kind of have. Human penises are waaaay bigger than those of other primate species, and many other mammals (relative to overall body size).

    antifa ,

    The longer the penis, the larger the fraction of women who will find sex with that person painful, and at some point the reproductive advantage of scooping out others’ semen will be nullified due to the fact that no woman wants to sleep with you. I think I read that four inches is the length that most women find comfortable, but I don’t remember where I read it.

    Kecessa ,

    Four? 😐 That’s under average!

    breadsmasher ,
    @breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

    Average size != average comfort level

    Valmond ,

    Or make it up with more strokes, so longer intercourse.

    null ,

    Longer penises can scoop deeper in the couchhole

    VANCE!

    SkaveRat , to asklemmy in TV nerds: what should I watch

    The Good Place.

    Be warned, that you should watch this one without much research. If you like the first episode, you’ll love the show.

    One of the very few shows where each and every season is consistently great. Super funny and had a satisfying ending, instead of the usual clifferhanger-because-of-cancellation ending

    Glide ,

    Came here to post this as well.

    Just watch the first episode or two, and if it doesn’t have you hooked, it’s not your jam anyway.

    But it will have you hooked, because it’s the best piece of American television in recent history.

    theComposer ,

    Normally I’d agree with that advice, but it took me the whole first season to get hooked by the show. After about 5 episodes I was ready to call it quits, but my partner who had seen it told me to keep watching, and they were right! Loved every minute of it from then on.

    Bldck ,

    On my fifth rewatch right now. Just started S2

    xantoxis , to science_memes in Old AF

    What about “old as shit”? I bet that’s a lot older

    SmackemWittadic ,
    @SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

    I was thinking the same, so I looked into it!

    The oldest creature in the evolutionary chain that has been found to poop (from what I found online) is the comb jelly fish. They are thought to have evolved somewhere between 500 million and 600 million years ago

    So shit is pretty old but not as old as fuck

    dalekcaan ,

    Still, older than balls

    xantoxis ,

    Unexpected! Thank you for your research :)

    umbrella ,
    @umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

    huh. how did animals get rid of waste before that? did they explode?

    SmackemWittadic ,
    @SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

    I think they were just multicellular organisms that got rid of the shit by diffusion from the cells themselves, without a specific path for the shit to go down like a butthole.

    We’re talking wayyyy before complex organisms existed

    SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Just blame shrinkflation

    Infinite pizza glitch.

    GolfNovemberUniform , to unixporn in Breeze Darker
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    Kvantum is also bloat

    Telodzrum ,

    Your comment having been loaded on my system is bloat.

    GolfNovemberUniform ,
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    Agreed

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