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barsquid ,

Driver: Let’s just get some photos and swap information, ok?

Traveler: Ok. [He hands over a traveler’s license in red ink on an index card.]

Driver: [He glances at card, then paper plates, then traveler.] Ok actually I need to make a phone call.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

How is this person not in jail?

KingJalopy ,

Because they don’t stop at yield signs

LaserTurboShark69 ,

Wow what kind of dumbass would ever be stopped at a yield sign in the rain

Phineaz ,

I always find it baffling why they think avoiding to state their name is somehow helpful. Do they believe that the court will just say “well, tell your mister NAME that he is guilty and has to go to prison once we actually find him” ?

partial_accumen ,

It looks like they are treating this like magic. Say the incantation properly and vanquish your foes. If your enemy learns your name they can cast spells on you hurting you.

adespoton ,

Essentially, sovcits don’t understand how the legal system works and think judges are bound by the sovcit’s personal interpretation of the literal text. They take this right down to the constitution and common law, ignoring precedent and case law.

saltesc ,

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    Trigger2_2000 ,

    Not stating their name gets them (or at least their strawman) extra charges. Eventually their strawman will have enough magical powers to overcome any obstacle! /s

    ImplyingImplications ,

    They unironically believe that the government has no power to enforce laws against real living breathing people and that they can only enforce laws against legal fictions. All they have to do is ensure their real person is always kept separate from their legal fiction and they don’t need to follow laws.

    To them, acknowledging your name (sometimes only your name in ALL CAPS) is the same as combining your real person with the legal fiction and must be avoided at all costs. In courts, they will only ever say they are representing a legal entity and will never acknowledge they are representing themselves as that is the same as combining the real with the fiction.

    None of this works because the base premise that the government can’t enforce laws against living breathing people is untrue.

    Darkassassin07 ,
    @Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

    We need courtrooms just for SovCits, that include a nice spectator deck with a bar…

    Also @BonesOfTheMoon you’re the GOAT, always with the premium content for us. Cheers!

    BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    Thanks! They’re the funniest part of the internet insanity to me.

    Tar_alcaran ,

    Courtrooms have audience benches, but they constantly refuse to list which cases are sovcits.

    Also, they do frown on bringing your own booze.

    henfredemars ,

    And then 10 seconds after they have established their weird magical victory, the cops come in and say actually JK you’re definitely going to jail now.

    Grimy ,

    The first guy to make Judge Judy but for sovcits is literally going to be become a millionaire.

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