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realitista , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

Yeah but it sounds a lot better than “We’ve pursued a policy of understaffing to save costs”.

altima_neo , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Well for starters, just having the wedding in the backyard implies they’re being cheap about it (nothing wrong with that). So you cant blame the guests when they try to be cheap about it too.

aaaa ,

I don’t know, I think Thanos should have worn a suit

OrnateLuna ,

Well he has the reality stones so a nice suit is nothing for him

pommes ,

The just booked the Four Seasons … Gardening.

southsamurai , to memes in dems the fact jack
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jfc, I’m going to have a block list that will lag the entire internet by the time this shit is finished.

Isoprenoid ,

I reckon. Is there a way to effectively filter out American politics from my Lemmy feed?

TrickDacy ,

Need a safe space?

Isoprenoid ,

If I’m gonna waste my time, I’d rather the freedom to choose where it goes.

Anything else would be un-American.

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

You can if you use apps, don’t know about other access methods. Most of the apps I’m aware of have some degree of keyword filtering.

dan , to lemmyshitpost in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Changing your own lightbulb was illegal in Victoria Australia until 1998.

Australia is pretty strict about electrical stuff, and only qualified electricians can perform electrical work, including work on any electrical fixtures. Light bulbs were counted as a fixture, until the law was amended in 1998 to specifically exclude light bulbs.

Australia is still a lot stricter than the USA in terms of electrical work you can do to your own house. It’s still illegal to replace a light switch or outlet if you’re not a qualified electrician.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Do they have people inspecting it to make sure you haven’t?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Seriously. It sounds like a law that would be rather difficult if not impossible to enforce.

Etterra ,

In Chicagoland there are places where you can’t even plug something into an outlet because of Unions. I’m all for Unions, but some (especially the police) of them are basically shadow governments with their own special rules.

jecht360 , to lemmyshitpost in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
@jecht360@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t use YouTube to MP3, use one of the Deemix variants that downloads music straight from Deezer’s servers.

BoneALisa ,
@BoneALisa@lemm.ee avatar

I think its still piracy but i pay for deezer just so i can use deemix to get their FLACs lol.

PrinzKasper ,

I’m still using OG deemix, are there newer alternatives?

ViscloReader ,

What’s the latest alternative for Android, everything I tried seems dead

surewhynotlem , to lemmyshitpost in this is real lol

Literally no democratic spokesperson would use the phrase “a damn thing” in an official release. They love to posture when they gloat.

Fake. Not even a good fake.

LodeMike , to lemmyshitpost in gotdamn

What happened to Edmund Fitzgerald?

AFallingAnvil ,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s a ship, there’s a whole song about it

LodeMike ,

Haven’t heard of it

AFKBRBChocolate ,
gibmiser ,

While the music style is not everyone’s cup of tea is an excellent example of a ballad and I think it’s a fun song And well done.

corvi ,

Relevant xkcd

gibmiser ,

Nice.

adarza ,

there really is an xkcd for everything.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

It got wrecked. Because of that fact, many people are calling for the Great Lakes to be nuked.

DeathbringerThoctar ,

I have not until now heard of anyone calling for the Great Lakes to be nuked but I kinda support it. Where do I sign the petition?

https://y.yarn.co/9d6764bf-3a44-4c15-b8da-bee5b2abcde1_text.gif

LodeMike , (edited )

That’s the kind of shit Donald Trump would say.

Edit: in case there’s any confusion I mean the string literal in the comment above.

Kowowow ,

It was one of the robert’s evan but not the movie one

LodeMike ,

What’s that

Charapaso ,

There’s a podcast called Behind the Bastards, Robert Evans is the host. Podcast about terrible people in history, Evans and guests have left wing politics and “crude” humor…it’s awesome

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Like your mom every Friday night when I come over.

https://y.yarn.co/ac4ce1da-4780-4bd4-81b3-48b26f1e58f6_text.gif

JJROKCZ ,

Wrecked, 29 died, Lake Superior never gives up her dead

Feathercrown ,

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down

Of the big lake they call Gitchigumee

The lake it is said never gives up her dead

When the gales of November turn gloomy

nova_ad_vitum ,
Snowpix ,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar
callouscomic , to showerthoughts in Why don't low birth-rate countries make immigration to their country easier?

It’s bigotry. Whether it be racism, or classism, or political, or religious, or whatever. People have endless reasons for wanting to consider others as outsiders or lesser or different.

rickdg , to lemmyshitpost in book club fed
@rickdg@lemmy.world avatar

Worst case for him is house arrest, so actual golfing.

Best case, he’s back to fumbling as a non-convicted criminal, so still golfing.

Grayox , to memes in Lshana Habahah BYIrushalaim
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Nazis dont want a Free Palestine you absolute ham sandwich, Nazis may be showing up to protests because they dont like Jewish Folk, but Historically speaking Nazis supported the founding of Israel.

afraid_of_zombies , to lemmyshitpost in no it do not

Well on the bright side I am sure this person has a bunch of new followers on X. Granted most of them are trying to build a criminal case against him for further profoundly dumb posts but still. All publicity is good publicity

FilthyShrooms , to lemmyshitpost in pinky swear?

Remember your honor you have to tell the truth, so if you do get mad then you’re breaking oath

Tomato666 , to fediverse in Blocking AI crawlers on the fediverse

Surely the AI crawler company can set up their own node. They post nothing but collect everything going forward from the time they go live?

cecep OP ,
@cecep@fedia.io avatar

After reading your comment I was disappointed openai.social doesn't exist

andyburke ,
@andyburke@fedia.io avatar

They don't want AI to hate itself, so they don't want our training data, thankfully.

Passerby6497 , to lemmyshitpost in Galaxy S10 til the wheels come off

RIP that headphone jack

NickwithaC ,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

Those things are solid. It’ll be fine.

BeMoreCareful ,

Rip that person’s ear holes you mean.

chatokun ,

Not really. I’ve switched from wired to wireless because of the number of headphones I’ve destroyed getting the cable stuck so bad it yanks my body. My ears never hurt from it; just slightly disoriented and audio only working for one bud/side now. Eventually it was too annoying and I switched to full bluetooth wireless. I won’t argue against cables being better for audio, but for me they arent.

dumbass , to lemmyshitpost in well shoot
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Place the top of the bag between your palms, then think about your evil plan while sliding your hands against each other till they open, if not, try it on the bottom of the bag.

SPRUNT ,
i_stole_ur_taco ,

It’s worth pointing out that this only works if your plan is sufficiently evil.

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