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Agent641 ,

If the internet archive goes offline we can just view a cached version of it at the internet archi OH NO!

Agent641 ,

Sean Spice also wore his US flag pin upside down during a press conference.

Agent641 ,

In one of my uni courses, I found a free copy of the required textbook and posted a link to it on the forum in the LMS saying “Hey prof, is this the correct textbook?” By the time the prof responded and politely took my message down a week later, everyone had helped themselves to a copy.

Agent641 ,

Beware the beast ‘man’, for he is the devils pawn. Alone among gods creatures, he kills for sport, or lust, or greed. Yea he will murder his brother to possess his brothers land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home, and yours. Shun him. Drive him back into his jungle lair for he is the harbinger of death.

Agent641 ,

Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.

Agent641 ,

Why didn’t you tell me this eight years ago, John Linux?!

Agent641 ,

Ballmer, for comedy relief

Agent641 ,

Maybe he can try organising a coup and overthrowing the devil.

Agent641 ,

In turbohell, theres only one toilet and every night is curry night.

Agent641 ,

I learned today that Don Davis was also an enthusiastic painter and talented visual artist. Such a blessed soul.

Agent641 ,

“Begin joke: What is the deal with Asimov’s laws? It is like he hates murderbots and values human life. How woke of him. End transmission.”

Agent641 ,

Fasting, because its a socially acceptable form of self-harm.

Agent641 ,

Whats a little light assassination between friends?!

Agent641 ,

Step 1: Garuntee a product for life or full refund.

Step 2: Cease business and start a different company.

Agent641 ,

This is how I also fend off unwanted advances from the fairer sex

Agent641 ,

I mean, who decided that spaghetti noodles had to be that long anyway? What if I go to Italy and start selling spaghetti noodles that are 2m long? When will they admit that its fin to snappa the spaghetta?

Agent641 ,

“I did not see it, for I am blind”

Why Didn't Democrats Do More When They Controlled Both Houses of Legislature, The White House, and The Supreme Court During Obama's First Term?

I’ve been wondering for a bit why during the time the Democrats controlled the legislature, executive, and judicial branches during Obama’s first term in 2008 more wasn’t accomplished. Shouldn’t that have been the opportunity to make Row V Way law and fix the electoral college? I understand the recession was going on but...

Agent641 ,

Mitch “Disassociating is my hobby” McConnel

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They are just regular long chickens, nothing to be concerned about

Agent641 ,

RIP Gordo and Tracy Stevens 👨‍🚀👩‍🚀💖🌑🚀

Agent641 ,

“Dont put this on the white girl necklace pendants!”

Agent641 ,

Lasso implies a whimsical nature, this guy just choked a lady.

Agent641 ,

Mad Max is a slice-of-life documentary

Agent641 ,

Sugar free gummy bears will make you shit your pants in 2 hours. And in 3 hours. And in 4 hours. Etc.

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