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Agent641 ,

They really want to antagonise Ikea? If they switched from manufacturing Snelfjords and started making suicide drones, Russia would be fucked.

Agent641 ,

When Google wont give you back the API keys to the chastity electrodes

Agent641 ,

They have played us for absolute fools

Agent641 ,

Play elephant games, win elephant prizes

Agent641 ,

Get your shit together, Jimmy Google.

Agent641 ,

The new lexicon is “High demand group”

This encompasses cults, religions, MLMs, and all sorts of other groups that behave cult-like attributes

Agent641 ,

What if theres like, really big diamonds tho?

Devs should not be "forced to run on a treadmill until their mental or physical health breaks", says publisher of Manor Lords, citing how gamers seem to be trained to expect endless content work now (www.eurogamer.net)

This really does not sound healthy. The game is released, for a certain amount of money. If people don’t like what they get for their money, they simply should not buy it....

Agent641 ,

How long should they be forced to walk on a treadmill for, then?

Agent641 ,

Humans are an unfortunate by-product of the fungus’ colonisation of the planet. As soon as they’ve tricked us into heating the planet enough to melt the poles, their conquest will be complete.

Agent641 ,

Asafoetida

(Thanks, Max Miller!)

Agent641 ,

Better yet, put this in a batch file set to run at start up. On your friends PC of course

Agent641 ,

A minecraft block, or a roblox block?

Agent641 ,

The rail gods demand a chemical sacrifice

Agent641 ,

Algebra is an Arabic word. Al-gebra. Presummably it translates to “The Pain”

Agent641 ,

Set opacity to 100%

Agent641 ,

You obfuscate your code with random dead ends and weird variable names.

I obfuscate my code just by writing normally because I haven’t learned how to write properly.

straightens tie

We are not the same

Agent641 ,

Send them a bill for “website toner”

Agent641 ,

Make it fade out after 5pm friday and fade back in on monday at 9am.

Charge them extra for working outside of business hours

Agent641 ,

Of course. It was on the office phone that gets passed around to whichever tech is on call. The on-call tech left it at Mcdonalds accidentally.

Agent641 ,

Yogi’s back, and this time, he’s strapped.

Agent641 ,

This is theft of the phone, so it does accurately demonstrate how corporations work.

Agent641 ,

He prescribed me a medication but when I went to get it from the pharmacy they just gave me a bunch of precursor chemicals which are just toxic if not combined in the right way. When I asked for help the pharmacist just said “RTFM”

Also, what is a comorbidity?

Agent641 , (edited )

Social media was weaponized in the 2010s and used to spread harmful social contagion ever since. I wrote my thesis on social media as a vector for radicalisation and social contagion.

'There Are No Kings in America': Biden Blasts Supreme Court, Issues Dire Warning After Immunity Ruling (dailyboulder.com)

“(With) today’s Supreme Court decision on presidential immunity, that fundamentally changed. For all practical purposes, there are virtually no limits on what the president can do. It’s a fundamentally new principle and it’s a dangerous precedent because the power of the office will no longer be constrained by the law...

Agent641 ,

That would be confusing for the secret service.

Agent641 ,

Its like in that movie with convicted drug trafficker, Tim Allen, where if you kill Santa Clause you become Santa Claus. If you kill the president, even on accident, you become the president.

Agent641 ,

What if democracy lost 12 years ago and they just pretended the Dems still existed?

Agent641 ,

I need to rewatch that Dunkey video.

Agent641 ,

The toolman loved his nose-beers:

allthatsinteresting.com/tim-allen-cocaine

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