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Agent641 ,

How long until Coles Law?

(I am very hungry)

Agent641 ,

All my binary code is stringy too.

Agent641 ,

Stir a lil adderal in there for me too home!

Agent641 ,

He was expecting the politicians to flee and go into exile. Then he would just walk in and assume command in absence of a leader.

It gets super awkward when they just hang around and be like “No thank you.”

Then you either have to commit to killing some folks and potentially sparking an insurgency or civil war, or stand down.

Agent641 ,

“Im sorry but we aren’t accepting applications for the position of President at this time.”

“Oh, okay. Can I leave my resume?”

“No.”

“Oh. Okay.”

Agent641 ,

The front fell off

Agent641 ,

God damn it, Jiaan Yang!

Agent641 ,

Wealth crimes

Agent641 ,

Thanks, Margot Robbie. You are a pillor of Lemmy society!

Agent641 ,

Humans ceasing to emit carbon dioxide is inevitable. I reckon this will happen some time before the average global temperature reaches 100 degrees C.

Agent641 , (edited )

On second thought, I shan’t got to the comments section. T’is a silly place.

Agent641 ,

This is actually healthy. My dad smoked much more than that during my pregnancy and I turned out fine.

Agent641 ,

You’re right. Hey lemmy, lets all accommodate this one guys specific likes and dislikes so he doesn’t get his lil feels hurt!

Agent641 ,

I didnt ask and I dont care.

Agent641 ,

I’m no computer scientist, but I have a suggestion:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/779ae682-9bdc-4b8a-afe9-2544b343f705.png

Agent641 ,

Ditto. I have everything from Apache web server guides to Apache helicopter service manuals.

Agent641 ,

Thank

Agent641 ,

Go to medical school to cure the cancer that killed your mum.

Spend 8 years jerking off mice.

Consider it a dub anyway

Agent641 ,

I believe it.

Agent641 ,

The ideal argument against this is that photo of a smorgasbord of food where all the food is actually a rock.

Agent641 ,

It even has a nail, just like a regular penis.

Agent641 ,

Sunko - a derogatory term for someone who holds strong beliefs in something despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. One who is subject to the sunk cost fallacy fallacy.

Example: These sunko boomers still think trickle-down economics are legit. Jokes on them, the only thing trickling down will be their piss down their own legs when the underfunded state nursing home caretakers ignore them for 3 days straight after we refuse to subsidise their geriatricity.

Agent641 ,

Australian politicians sniff the chairs of their female colleagues, and eat raw onions like apples. All politicians are just disguised reptilian barely holding it together.

Agent641 ,

All your base are belong to us.

Agent641 ,

The Ramans do everything in threes

Agent641 ,

A playstation 1 game called Nightmare Creatures.

Agent641 ,

Awkward when you have a cavoodle

Agent641 ,

Sometimes I have romantic moments all on my own.

Agent641 ,

Jokes on them, I crave the abyss

Agent641 ,

Hmm, that’s weird, they missed one.

What?

Agent641 ,

Be careful she doesn’t OD on anti-ageing serums and turn into a baby. It would be seriously annoying being married to a baby.

Agent641 ,

I spilled some on my pug and he turned into a greyhound.

Agent641 , (edited )

How the hell is “average price” useful?

Thats like buying potatoes and pork chops and saying the average price is $8.75. Technically true but practically useless.

Agent641 ,

The alternative is burying Ukraine in Russians

Agent641 ,

Incorrect, guess again.

Agent641 ,

13 coffees and a single dry toast.

Agent641 ,

Im sorry everyone but he’s right. Now everyones not allowed to post memes on lemmy any more because there are underprivileged children around the world who don’t have access to the internet. Your use of the internet to shitpost and trollywolly is a flagrant and insulting misuse of what should be a universal right to an information dissemination and educational tool only.

Agent641 ,

No, its millennials killing the aircraft industry.

Agent641 ,

Once?

Agent641 ,

Mine fewer?

Agent641 ,

For his next act, a swingers club in Saudi Arabia

Agent641 ,

Im not gay, but you’re welcome.

Agent641 ,

Oh honey, you’re exactly the right amount of fabulous!

Agent641 ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6b45cf39-ef68-49e2-9e13-96abfcdb364c.jpeg

Agent641 ,

Its actually just the iron giant in disguise.

Agent641 ,

Embrace the void, whatever your name is.

210 Palestinians reportedly killed during Israeli hostage recovery operation (thehill.com)

The bodies of 109 Palestinians including 23 children and 11 women were taken to Al-Aqsa Martyrs Hospital, and spokesperson Khalil Degran told the Associated Press that more than 100 wounded also arrived to the hospital. In addition, he said the rest of the 210 Palestinians killed were taken to Al-Awda Hospital after the...

Agent641 ,

Don’t check the serial numbers on the weapons tho 👉👈

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