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DemBoSain ,
@DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.

Tangent5280 ,

Oof, hope you’re better now.

ShadowCatEXE ,
@ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world avatar

Probably shooting the chips from cutting a log with a chainsaw at my face. That’s gotten be at some point painful and extremely annoying.

RagingHungryPanda ,

give me another project idea

NigelFrobisher ,

Subtly undermine my self-confidence.

Agent641 ,

Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.

quinkin ,

Attack at dawn.

Nemo ,

Exploiting my hubris.

I actually wrote out an outline for this back when I was making small videogames as a hobby. I never actually made the game, which was probably overly ambitious, which is fitting because it was a game about ambition and hubris with me as the villains (multiverse shenanigans) and a pair of scrappy teenage sleuths as the protagonists.

rando895 ,

Tell me they’re going to meet me at like 5pm, and never show.

pseudo ,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

Any way he choose. How would pick my as boss? That’s a very bad move.

StalinIsMaiWaifu ,
@StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Intended method: three phase fight where the PC must break a magic shield before I get off a spell (DPS check). Breaking the shield releases a shockwave which either needs to be dodged or cancelled by an optional item (magic earmuffs). Failure to break the shield fails the fight, sends them to the room before (fuck you watch the whole cutscenes again)

Pacifist method: compliment me a couple of times and I won’t know what to do with myself. I teleport away, leaving the key

xilliah ,

Takes away my coffee

ouRKaoS ,

Cheese.

Either the edible kind or the repetitive-bullshit-but-it-works kind.

0_0j ,
@0_0j@lemmy.world avatar

⚠️ wet floor ⚠️

chtk ,
@chtk@feddit.nl avatar

Are you professor Nakayama?

ryepunk ,

Shares a granola bar full of peanuts and lies and tells me there’s no peanuts in it. RIP me.

dotslashme ,

I’m gonna say donuts

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