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UtMan1988 ,

At times, I’m a carbon conveyor

Mr. Xenon, would you please be my mayor?

You’ll be doing us a really big favor

Boy uranium has a lot of flavor

When it comes to decay lead is your savior

Follow tin for the heavy behavior

UtMan1988 ,

The one thing these games have in common…

… Is Matt Turk.

Resonance by Odyssey starts playing

UtMan1988 ,

I had to get out of there! I faked an attack of scurvy.

Scurvy… Works every time.

UtMan1988 ,

That’s what it’s there to do! It’s like asking “Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?”

UtMan1988 ,

I’m surprised, with how meta some episodes can be and the grotesque love of time travel, that they never went back in time and met Lucille Ball.

UtMan1988 ,

Ok, the question is: What would each distro taste like?

RedHat: A dark roast, bitter but caffeinated. You curse with each sip and can’t stop drinking it. You also pay the barista to tell you how to hold the mug.

UtMan1988 ,

A quick Google search of “Mexican Restaurants in Tokyo” brought up over 30 results in Tokyo. Hell, the other day I was watching the original Iron Chef from the 90s, and they brought in a Japanese Mexican Chef as a challenger.

UtMan1988 ,

I argue that every war since WW2 had people saying that it was the potential start of WW3.

UtMan1988 ,

Shouldn’t have used that Diet Coke bath bomb…

UtMan1988 ,

As a C++ programmer named Keith, the fuck!?

UtMan1988 ,

I take offense to that. Yes.

UtMan1988 ,

I will do my best.

Hey guys, new operator drop. Heard you guys like making immutable things mutable, and const_cast is just so many letters and is vaguely readable. I present to you the ::&& operator that will maybe make things mutable or immutable under certain conditions that will only be explained in YouTube videos spoken by an Indian man in a subway train station.

UtMan1988 ,

Pete wants you to squish that air traffic controller

UtMan1988 ,

Yes! Dragon Slayer is mine! High-five!

UtMan1988 ,

Funding from the Vietcong? Interesting…

UtMan1988 ,

You would think after the first 3 times they would’ve brought a cell phone, or maybe figured the armed forces weren’t for them…

UtMan1988 ,

They’re not even in jars. They’re there to observe.

UtMan1988 ,

Plot idea: the ancient Martians are actually all descendants of Musk, and all have names like €π~®§àm. They’re gray due to inbreeding

UtMan1988 ,

A dumpster in the back with Harvey Weinstein, Danny Masterson, Dan Schneider, etc.

UtMan1988 ,

Whoever made this meme…

Whoever has the same love for a TI-84 like I do…

You are me.

My TI-84, that I’ve had for about 18 years, died last month. I haven’t been the same since.

Covid cases reported on luxury cruise ship run aground in Greenland (www.nbcnews.com)

The operator of a luxury cruise ship that ran aground in Greenland with 206 people on board said Thursday at least three passengers have contracted Covid-19. The announcement followed a third failed attempt to free the cruise liner, after a fisheries research vessel attempted to pull the ship free at high tide on Wednesday....

UtMan1988 ,

Oh, we’re doing this again. Very unoriginal.

UtMan1988 ,

“None of the Egyptian commandos were killed, but one had their leg blown off.”

Passenger, moments before the raid: Hey, does anyone else hear the Benny Hill theme?

UtMan1988 OP ,

Because yes.

UtMan1988 OP ,

I mean, while I was fostering him he did attempt a few skydives…

UtMan1988 OP ,

It’s sounds reasonable enough to me to kick the allergic people out and take Cooper in. If they object, tell them to get a stronger immune system.

UtMan1988 OP ,

How can you tell where he is, out of curiosity?

UtMan1988 OP ,
UtMan1988 OP ,

I know you’ve already seen it, but I posted the second (more scandalous) picture to that community

UtMan1988 OP ,

Internet sleuth confirmed

UtMan1988 ,

God, my mom just got nailed by one of these this weekend. It’s easy for people to be like “how could you be so stupid?” But the people running this shit are so manipulative and demanding, all they need to do is to be forceful and threatening. Protect yourselves and your loved ones, folks.

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