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Agent641 ,

Fair enough.

Agent641 ,

Yogi’s back, and this time, he’s strapped.

Agent641 ,

Of course I know him, he’s me!

Agent641 ,

This is why I only think in ROT13

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This is theft of the phone, so it does accurately demonstrate how corporations work.

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Crippling alcoholism

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Social media was weaponized in the 2010s and used to spread harmful social contagion ever since. I wrote my thesis on social media as a vector for radicalisation and social contagion.

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Yes.

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Udder titstorm

'There Are No Kings in America': Biden Blasts Supreme Court, Issues Dire Warning After Immunity Ruling (dailyboulder.com)

“(With) today’s Supreme Court decision on presidential immunity, that fundamentally changed. For all practical purposes, there are virtually no limits on what the president can do. It’s a fundamentally new principle and it’s a dangerous precedent because the power of the office will no longer be constrained by the law...

Agent641 ,

That would be confusing for the secret service.

Agent641 ,

Its like in that movie with convicted drug trafficker, Tim Allen, where if you kill Santa Clause you become Santa Claus. If you kill the president, even on accident, you become the president.

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What if democracy lost 12 years ago and they just pretended the Dems still existed?

Agent641 ,

I need to rewatch that Dunkey video.

Agent641 ,

The toolman loved his nose-beers:

allthatsinteresting.com/tim-allen-cocaine

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Feet pics in bio

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War is hell. France is bacon.

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How long until Coles Law?

(I am very hungry)

Agent641 ,

All my binary code is stringy too.

Agent641 ,

You guys can read?

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Strings are in base whatever roman numerals are.

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Stir a lil adderal in there for me too home!

Agent641 ,

He was expecting the politicians to flee and go into exile. Then he would just walk in and assume command in absence of a leader.

It gets super awkward when they just hang around and be like “No thank you.”

Then you either have to commit to killing some folks and potentially sparking an insurgency or civil war, or stand down.

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“Im sorry but we aren’t accepting applications for the position of President at this time.”

“Oh, okay. Can I leave my resume?”

“No.”

“Oh. Okay.”

Agent641 ,

The front fell off

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God damn it, Jiaan Yang!

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Wealth crimes

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Thanks, Margot Robbie. You are a pillor of Lemmy society!

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Humans ceasing to emit carbon dioxide is inevitable. I reckon this will happen some time before the average global temperature reaches 100 degrees C.

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On second thought, I shan’t got to the comments section. T’is a silly place.

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This is actually healthy. My dad smoked much more than that during my pregnancy and I turned out fine.

Agent641 ,

You’re right. Hey lemmy, lets all accommodate this one guys specific likes and dislikes so he doesn’t get his lil feels hurt!

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I didnt ask and I dont care.

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I’m no computer scientist, but I have a suggestion:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/779ae682-9bdc-4b8a-afe9-2544b343f705.png

Agent641 ,

Ditto. I have everything from Apache web server guides to Apache helicopter service manuals.

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Thank

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Go to medical school to cure the cancer that killed your mum.

Spend 8 years jerking off mice.

Consider it a dub anyway

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I believe it.

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The ideal argument against this is that photo of a smorgasbord of food where all the food is actually a rock.

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It even has a nail, just like a regular penis.

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Sunko - a derogatory term for someone who holds strong beliefs in something despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. One who is subject to the sunk cost fallacy fallacy.

Example: These sunko boomers still think trickle-down economics are legit. Jokes on them, the only thing trickling down will be their piss down their own legs when the underfunded state nursing home caretakers ignore them for 3 days straight after we refuse to subsidise their geriatricity.

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Australian politicians sniff the chairs of their female colleagues, and eat raw onions like apples. All politicians are just disguised reptilian barely holding it together.

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All your base are belong to us.

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The Ramans do everything in threes

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A playstation 1 game called Nightmare Creatures.

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Awkward when you have a cavoodle

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Sometimes I have romantic moments all on my own.

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