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PenisWenisGenius ,

Death by cop is getting replaced with death by corporation.

treadful ,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

https://media.tenor.com/tabuI4OfQHsAAAAM/the-office-pam-beesly.gif

FinalRemix ,

Cutting out the middlemen.

jonasw ,

Death by co®p

medicsofanarchy ,
@medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world avatar

Separate tickets, dudes.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/123e6b6f-5c0f-4391-b8ff-d2a4c1b45975.png

thescoutisaspy ,

It’s okay, they are all going to commit suicide by jumping off together. The plane will have no issues.

possiblylinux127 ,

The will get off the plane and then get on the shuttle never to be heard from again.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

The hole in the fuselage that caused them to be sucked out was actually made by one of them in a suicide/homicide. Very tragic. Somebody invest in mental health please!

restingboredface ,

For real. If ever there were a time to hop on an Amtrak, I think this would be a good one.

cmbabul ,

I would want the motherfucking Navy to take me around South America, the passenger train system in the US is sadly so sparse it makes it too easy for someone to find someone else based on odds. And Amtrak doesn’t have anti air weapons

Holzkohlen ,

You think they will make a boing machine just drop in on the train? I mean at the rate those planes are failing, I would not be surprised if that happens by chance even. Damn, this was their plan from the start, wasn’t it?

You999 ,

And Amtrak doesn’t have anti air weapons

Amtrak can pull your own private rail car. Nothing says that car couldn’t be the US’s navy’s armored caboose which may or may not actually have anti air weapons (classified)

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d2c60a59-10b9-435c-b2ba-899a4274449e.jpeg

cmbabul ,

Ok that’s absurdly dope but I’m still feeling safer on the aircraft carrier

trolololol ,

Hope it carries Lockheed s planes nstead of… Boing

(Typo intentional, get off grammar Nazis)

cmbabul ,

And Raytheon missles!!

AngryCommieKender ,

Navy and Air Force still have plenty of Boeings that were made properly. They’re talking about fitting the B-52 with warp engines rather than ever retire the thing

trolololol ,

B52 with warp nacelles in an aircraft carrier? Hhhhm let me check something in midjourney and I’ll be back soon

trolololol ,

Oki discovered I’m trying is hopeless at drawing simple airplanes api.deepai.org/job-view-file/…/output.jpg.

SirEDCaLot ,

Oh the plane will be fine. Being a whistleblower is very stressful though. I would not be at all surprised if many if not all of them find it just too hard to go on and end up committing suicide by shooting themselves twice in the back of the head before jumping off a building.

trolololol ,

Jumping off a building is the Russian way.

American way is walking into a school in the middle of a shooting.

Australian way is going to the mall to bet on the ponies and running into a stabber. (I’m really sorry this is too soon, but next week nobody would understand the joke)

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

good to know they killed a second one too…allegedly

moitoi ,
@moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You can’t fly over a Streisand effect.

Audacious ,

I hope there won’t be a series of unfortunate accidents…

Fedizen ,

don’t worry they’re flying airbus

sparr ,

Article author seems to have completely fabricated the “10 more”. There are no quotes from anyone even hinting at more whistleblowers existing, let alone ten more.

Serinus ,

hindustantimes.com

Is not a source I’m familiar with. But everyone wants to believe it, so upvotes it is.

Shialac ,

Its one of the largest Indian Newspapers

GamingChairModel ,

It might be, but I’ve noticed it has a very click baity style, and don’t find it to be very trustworthy.

Blackmist ,

With the way Modi is running India right now, that’s not exactly a glowing recommendation.

dovahking ,

Yup. Every major media outlet is a sellout at this point. These days my only source of legit news comes from YouTube.

GeekFTW ,

Lmao

thbb ,

You forgot the /s

Hadriscus ,

I think this is sarcasm but it could also not be

Rhynoplaz ,

But ONLY the comments section!

elucubra ,

In the US the most trustworthy media sources right now are Jon Stewart and John Oliver

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Probably because quoting them would be a preemptive death

EvilEyedPanda ,

If you see something, say something… and get shot.

FinalRemix ,

Poisoned tea, the second one.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Russian roulette with a shotgun but also with (poisoned) tea instead of vodka (not poisoned)?

mbirth ,

“See it, say it, —” - “Shot it!”

egeres ,
@egeres@lemmy.world avatar

I feel terrible for all the work boeing’s hitman is going to have to do this week 🤦🏻‍♂️

Wiz ,

Those hitmen aren’t cheap, either!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Huge Uber bill, too

CrayonMaster ,

He’ll be clocking a lot of overtime this month.

considine ,

Would be funny if Boeing started cutting corners with their hitmen, too.

egeres ,
@egeres@lemmy.world avatar

Hahahh, would be hilarious to then get a whistleblower from the team of “boeing’s hitmens” because of bad working conditions

trolololol ,

“do you know how many people I had to talk out this week?? I’m losing my head mate”

" Challenge accepted"

AngryCommieKender ,

You’re talking them to death? That’s gotta be harder than just shooting them, my man.

trolololol ,

Haha that was a typo but it made it fun

I meant take. Take out.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

“would you get shot by Boeing…?”
“me personally? no. not really.”

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Gotta love my fellow millennials - battered old souls that only the offer of getting murdered gets us properly motivated.

Ragnarok314159 ,

Most of us see that as a perk. “Wait, I can die right now, painlessly? Like totally painless? Where do I sign up?”

pachrist ,

I mean, if the choice is instant, painless death or decade after decade of your parents asking why you don’t own a house, I guess death is fine?

applepie ,

Dark but that sentiment aint coming out of now where.

interdimensionalmeme ,

I mean a human unable establish a dwelling, that is a clear indicator of a sickness

Evil_Shrubbery ,

I mean, I dont care abut pain as much as time - like I would settle for something interesting, like getting sucked off to death … into a jet engine at max speed.

Hyphlosion ,
@Hyphlosion@donphan.social avatar

Found the cape-wearer.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

No capes!
… just a very flamboyant loincloth to the same effect …

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

“Their loincloth looked absolutely magnificent as they were being sucked into that jet engine!” - Eyewitness probably.

Shou ,

This seems to be a recurring trend. Human rights took more blood than ink to write.

MrBusiness ,

Old? I’m 38!

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/8b941036-0e16-4025-8821-858aa64826ba.webp

Wiz ,

Boeing: “Two down, ten to go!”

avidamoeba ,
@avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

10 down, 100 to go.

mrgreyeyes ,

“100 whistle blowers on the wall, 100 whistle blowers! Take one down, burry the truth! 99 whistle blowers on the wall!” - Boeing quality control

SereneHurricane ,

These whistleblowers are actually from quality control.

Killer_Tree ,

Targets: the Dirty Dozen

prettydarknwild ,
@prettydarknwild@lemmy.world avatar

whistleblower hunting season for boeing

elucubra ,

People assume that Boeing is behind this. I’m more inclined to believe that it’s a major shareholder

Droechai ,

If it’s a major owner of a company I would still say it’s the company.

Agent641 ,

Boeing:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e685caf8-034f-4010-aeb0-e01d53eae14d.gif

mrgreyeyes ,

I laughed way to hard at this.

CrayonRosary ,

So hard you dropped an O.

corsicanguppy ,

No no. He was laughing on the way to hard, which is obviously a city, maybe a home-town, with no schooling system.

octopus_ink ,

How do I so strongly recognize this but can’t recall what it’s from!!??

in4aPenny ,

Hot Fuzz

loutr ,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a pretty popular GIF taken from the 2007 movie Hot Fuzz.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s from a Star Wars spinoff movie: Hoth Tusk

JackFrostNCola ,

“what are they going to do, kill all of us?” - dead whistleblower

trolololol ,

Famous last words

uid0gid0 ,

I guess now we know which camel came out on top. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8oCilY4szc

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