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Audacious ,

I hope there won’t be a series of unfortunate accidents…

moitoi ,
@moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You can’t fly over a Streisand effect.

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

good to know they killed a second one too…allegedly

medicsofanarchy ,
@medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world avatar

Separate tickets, dudes.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/123e6b6f-5c0f-4391-b8ff-d2a4c1b45975.png

thescoutisaspy ,

It’s okay, they are all going to commit suicide by jumping off together. The plane will have no issues.

possiblylinux127 ,

The will get off the plane and then get on the shuttle never to be heard from again.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

The hole in the fuselage that caused them to be sucked out was actually made by one of them in a suicide/homicide. Very tragic. Somebody invest in mental health please!

restingboredface ,

For real. If ever there were a time to hop on an Amtrak, I think this would be a good one.

cmbabul ,

I would want the motherfucking Navy to take me around South America, the passenger train system in the US is sadly so sparse it makes it too easy for someone to find someone else based on odds. And Amtrak doesn’t have anti air weapons

Holzkohlen ,

You think they will make a boing machine just drop in on the train? I mean at the rate those planes are failing, I would not be surprised if that happens by chance even. Damn, this was their plan from the start, wasn’t it?

You999 ,

And Amtrak doesn’t have anti air weapons

Amtrak can pull your own private rail car. Nothing says that car couldn’t be the US’s navy’s armored caboose which may or may not actually have anti air weapons (classified)

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d2c60a59-10b9-435c-b2ba-899a4274449e.jpeg

cmbabul ,

Ok that’s absurdly dope but I’m still feeling safer on the aircraft carrier

trolololol ,

Hope it carries Lockheed s planes nstead of… Boing

(Typo intentional, get off grammar Nazis)

cmbabul ,

And Raytheon missles!!

AngryCommieKender ,

Navy and Air Force still have plenty of Boeings that were made properly. They’re talking about fitting the B-52 with warp engines rather than ever retire the thing

trolololol ,

B52 with warp nacelles in an aircraft carrier? Hhhhm let me check something in midjourney and I’ll be back soon

trolololol ,

Oki discovered I’m trying is hopeless at drawing simple airplanes api.deepai.org/job-view-file/…/output.jpg.

SirEDCaLot ,

Oh the plane will be fine. Being a whistleblower is very stressful though. I would not be at all surprised if many if not all of them find it just too hard to go on and end up committing suicide by shooting themselves twice in the back of the head before jumping off a building.

trolololol ,

Jumping off a building is the Russian way.

American way is walking into a school in the middle of a shooting.

Australian way is going to the mall to bet on the ponies and running into a stabber. (I’m really sorry this is too soon, but next week nobody would understand the joke)

PenisWenisGenius ,

Death by cop is getting replaced with death by corporation.

treadful ,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

https://media.tenor.com/tabuI4OfQHsAAAAM/the-office-pam-beesly.gif

FinalRemix ,

Cutting out the middlemen.

jonasw ,

Death by co®p

Sam_Bass ,

Guess its gatlin time

phoenixz ,

Wow, ten more suicidal people that really want to off themselves and also suddenly all started talking about Boeing, all at the same time. They’ll also all off themselves in the coming weeks.

What are the chances of that happening?

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Isn’t there a 100% correlation rate previous to these 10?

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

Correlation between what and what?

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Boeing whistleblowers and untimely deaths.

possiblylinux127 ,

Remind me in 1 week

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

No, there’s been several others, like this guy

Karyoplasma ,

Boeing deliberately only hires people with suicidal tendencies. It’s a non-negotiable character trait.

blazera ,
@blazera@lemmy.world avatar

Goddamn when are investigators gonna hear these whistles?

Shadowq8 ,

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    MSugarhill ,

    I think that sounds plain antisemitic…

    eldavi ,

    plane antisemitic. lol

    Buttons ,
    @Buttons@programming.dev avatar

    Criticizing the Israel government is okay (until our government outlaws it at least). Suggesting the people of Israel are some special kind of corrupt is not okay. Our corruption is our own.

    dezmd ,
    @dezmd@lemmy.world avatar

    Explain in detail how you associate Israel in a debate of the unrelated context of correlating American corruption to corporate greed.

    Is this just some underhanded antisemite sort of bullshit invoking Israel but really trying to associate Jews with corporate greed? Cuz thats what is seems to infer.

    rottingleaf ,

    I mean, suggesting that a lot of bigger US companies are infested with Israeli intelligence and suggesting that Israel is interested in corruption levels in the US not being reduced is not antisemitic. It seems sane actually.

    But I haven’t seen the original comment before it was deleted.

    dezmd ,
    @dezmd@lemmy.world avatar

    That wasn’t at all in the realm of rational supposition for what OP said.

    rottingleaf ,

    OK

    catloaf ,

    Why would you lead with that and then not even use it in your comment?

    FinalRemix ,

    As a former circus trainer, I agree. It’s a strange preface.

    Serinus ,

    Maybe it’s AI trying to hit keywords.

    queue ,
    @queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Mate, I hate the genocide and shit, but shut the fuck up with this. The two are unrelated.

    Evil_Shrubbery ,

    Investigators work for a company named Boeing.

    As ofc do their assassins.

    Same department and job title actually. Spawn kill basically.

    possiblylinux127 ,

    They are just looking to open some doors, mid flight.

    FlashMobOfOne ,
    @FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

    If we had a functioning government they’d already be bankrupt or in the hands of a legit oversight authority, rather than allowed to continue to run a blatantly corrupt and dangerous enterprise.

    Thann ,
    @Thann@lemmy.ml avatar

    All of the execs would be in jail while they finish up the investigation

    yamanii ,
    @yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

    They can’t possibly kill them all right?

    pastermil ,

    1000019229

    RedditWanderer ,

    “Aerospace firm” is pretty generous. They’re a defense contractor.

    pastermil ,

    Why not both? Besides, I’m just quoting the article.

    Holzkohlen ,

    Boing: challenge accepted

    argh_another_username ,

    Hey, I heard Boeing is hiring assassins. It’s in high demand!

    Hector_McG ,

    “the sudden announcement of Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun’s resignation by the end of 2024 was interpreted as a response to the company’s persistent safety issues.”

    I hope Boeing has serious bonus claw-backs in their contracts, because this idiot’s “cost-savings” have actually cost Boeing a fortune, and destroyed their reputation. The entire board should go.

    henfredemars ,

    As with politicians and CEOs, it’s the next guy’s problem.

    paraphrand ,

    Passing bucks around is what capitalism is all about!

    bane_killgrind ,

    I like that double entendre good job

    Kata1yst ,
    @Kata1yst@kbin.social avatar

    https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/glass-lewis-recommends-investors-vote-against-three-boeing-directors-2024-04-30/

    The recommendation to shareholders from the independent advisor who proxies Boeing is to vote out several board members who are responsible for safety and QA. Crazy to see at a Fortune 100.

    fuckingkangaroos ,

    The entire board should go

    …to prison.

    rustyfish ,

    Hold on! A SECOND whistleblower died?!

    Starkstruck ,

    Y u p

    MonkderDritte ,

    On sickness.

    unreasonabro ,

    10, by next week!

    TheFrogThatFlies ,

    12

    Kata1yst ,
    @Kata1yst@kbin.social avatar

    MRSA infection following hospital admittance for Pneumonia. That shit is serious and way more prevalent than people think, it's just that it usually kills people who are already terminally ill.

    Unlikely to be an assassination. But not impossible. Either way, looks very bad.

    phoenixz ,

    Yeah after that first whistleblower saying he would not commit suicide, then somehow did it anyway, it is not a good look if a second whistleblower dies, no matter what the real reason was.

    xantoxis ,

    You can infect a hospitalized patient with MRSA by paying off one (1) nurse, and I guarantee you can find a nurse who will play for cheap. At this point I’m 50/50 on whether the second whistleblower was murdered.

    AtariDump ,

    hard-drive.net/…/boeing-expresses-condolences-in-…

    (Check the date on the article - life is now imitating satire).

    rem26_art ,
    @rem26_art@fedia.io avatar

    at this point, Boeing's gonna need a defense contractor's worth of weapons to deal with all of these whistleblowers... oh wait.

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