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UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

As a wise Arabian parrot once said, “Why am I not surprised? WHY am I not surprised!?”

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Welcome to the club. Your lan port is over there. (Insert broadcom chip joke here)

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

It really does.

And you just know the person who made it recorded that thumb-in-cheek pop sound for this.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Too real indeed.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Boost worked fine for me

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Same here

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Yeah media says on the original instance it got posted on, it’s just the URL that gets passed around instances.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

When living in MX, my wife had a wisdom tooth removed. Cost me about $300, done at the hospital, no long term issues.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Just installed Mint on my Surface Pro 4 that’s been sitting in a drawer for years and guess what, it’s now useable again! Praise be Linux.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Can confirm.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Target is the only half decent self checkout I’ve used as well. Fred Meyer, Haggen, Safeway, every single other one I use does what the original commentor mentioned. But targets are ok on that bit.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Bainbridge! I love taking the ferry over there!

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Oh I definitely remember this. Completely forgot about it

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Longcat.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

That’s very fitting.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

You’ll be happy to know that I bribed my kids into watching the 1990 TMNT live action movie this weekend. The younger one loved it, but the preteen was full of critical commentary the whole time. Go figure. But hey, I won one of them over to the TMNT side.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Pretty sure I saw somewhere the devs took inspiration from Boost for their UI

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

A new fantastic point of view

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

I didn’t say you could post about my life!

Remote or hybrid workers, would you rather work a 4 day week on site, or WFH completely for 5 days a week, for the same pay?

I know this will vary a lot, so hypothetically let’s say you currently WFH/work remotely at least 3 days a week. Your commute to work takes an hour max (door to door) each way. If you were given the choice of a 4 day week working onsite, or a 5 day week WFH (or as many days as you’d like) for the same pay, which would you...

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Same. I have an interview with a cool sounding company tomorrow!

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Thank you!

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Thanks!!

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

When you’re in VSCode with 10 different red squiggles, who can be bothered?

Edi: Also, OH MY GOD JUNIORS WHO WON’T JUST GOOGLE THE ERROR MESSAGE.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

There’s a joke here about using echo “some python code” > main.py in here somewhere but I can’t find it. Imagine I did instead.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Get out of here with your sensibility!

^kidding, ^js ^via ^ts ^is ^my ^life.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

There is a singular community I’ve been returning to Reddit for. Thankfully a (very) small subset has mograted here, but the day to day conversation just isn’t there. I definitely need to interact, comment, and post more on the community here though. Gotta help it grow and all that.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

For real. This looks really good.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Same. Keep up the good work.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

As one of these employees, I’m very very pissed off. Then this article hits the day I get back from a nice vacation. Fuck it. My resume is already updated. Time to get out of here. I have less than zero respect for this guy. So much for nearly a decade at AWS.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

I am near Seattle, but prefer infra/frontend for the most part. Most of my career has been full stack, but I love me some ops and UI work.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

But … I like Seattle people.

Amazon CEO reportedly told remote employees: ‘It’s probably not going to work out’ (www.theverge.com)

Amazon CEO reportedly told remote employees: ‘It’s probably not going to work out’::Amazon CEO Andy Jassy responded to employees’ reluctance to return to the office by telling them that “it’s probably not going to work out,” according to Insider.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

I don’t know about the meeting part, but the rest of the stuff in the article is correct. Can confirm.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Can I come with? I need to jump ship too.

Amazon CEO Andy Jassy warns remote workers: 'It's probably not going to work out for you' (nypost.com)

Amazon CEO Andy Jassy warns remote workers: ‘It’s probably not going to work out for you’::Amazon CEO Andy Jassy told employees who defy his edict to return to the office three days a week that “it’s probably not going to work out for you.”

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

We were specifically told that it doesn’t count if you’re not at an office the majority of the day. Everybody was joking about doing that at first.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

I hope it’s related to drugs.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/23e529c9-8430-43a9-a295-afbfe21da589.gif

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Correct. But yay aqua teens.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Dear god yes. Please just let me deal with the conflict before the kids make it worse.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Shall we work on writing the algorithms to making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? That’s always a fun one to explain the concept.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

US here. Also sounds good

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

I really want to love the “everything is an object” of power shell but I just have zero uses for using a shell on windows. Granted, my windows usage is like 15 minutes a week most of the time, but still. I also can’t be bothered to use it for work because it’s exclusively Linux/linux-ish over there so it’s not worth bothering.

Either way, I like the idea, can’t really justify figuring out the details.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Oh I totally forgot about insomnia. Thanks for reminding me! Good flick.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

We’ve got a bunch of glass ones. Probably has puppies in it or something.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Oooh, is that why there were little roses in them?

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Murica. Yeehaw.

Leaked Zoom all-hands: CEO says employees must return to offices because they can't be as innovative or get to know each other on Zoom (www.businessinsider.com)

Leaked Zoom all-hands: CEO says employees must return to offices because they can’t be as innovative or get to know each other on Zoom::Zoom CEO Eric Yuan discussed the benefits of in-person work in a leaked meeting.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

You’re not wrong, but it’s a process that can be improved. I will 100% say that we’ve had better results in person for newbies, BUT it is not a valid reason as an overall rule. In my mind, the benefits far outweigh the downsides. Fuck the office (not the show, it’s amazing)

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Re: peanut butter jelly time - my 8 year old picked it up somewhere along the way and is one of his favorite songs now.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Oh, you know what they did.

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