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MonkderDritte , in Probably

A table made of pollutants.

Churbleyimyam , in Probably

Pray nobody knocks over an ashtray on that.

tacosplease , in I need to achieve this stage, too

That’s probably not a bad approach in general, but sometimes shit matters.

PersnickityPenguin ,

Well, he is an actor…

Now you have an engineer do that. Boeing?

mrgreyeyes ,

Engineer: “If speed == slow, do nose down”

QA engineer: “But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?”

Engineer: “Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch”

QA engineer: “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY!”

Senal ,

Your missing the part in the middle where you spend 6 months telling them in no uncertain terms that the thing they are asking is stupid and will not work properly/safely.

Various back and forth emails, a completely “justified” performance review program because of your “falling standards” and several meetings with various managers at different levels of “importance”.

Also the “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY” is written at the bottom of your resignation letter or told to them directly in your “redundancy” exit interview.

Dasnap , in Hey remember when you did that
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Remember that cringe thing you did when you were 9 20 years old?

Mothra ,
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Hah! 23 in my case. Still haunts me

capt_wolf , in Hey remember when you did that
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Shut up, brain! When we were 9, you didn’t even know what cringe was!

lugal , in I need to achieve this stage, too

But 1+1 is 5. I’m sick and tried of people pretending 1+1=1. The sum is always bigger than each of their addends. How do people not get that

example ,

it’s clearly 3, stop spreading misinformation

lugal ,

Let’s just agree that it’s an odd number

deadbeef79000 ,

… For sufficiently large values of 1.

CylustheVirus ,

Many such cases.

Aurenkin , in Hey remember when you did that

Haha…of course you do… everyone does

lowleveldata , in Hey remember when you did that

I mean, it was embarrassing. But we can also say that embarrassing experience had shaped who you are today therefore it was necessary. Thank you for the retrospective Mr. brain guy.

SuperRecording , in Probably

I’m tired of these puns

Annoyed_Crabby ,

/tread

UnRelatedBurner , (edited )

I don’t get the initial one, can you explain?

edit: is it because of how many flat tires it needed?

WorkIsSlow ,

Goodyear is a tire brand.

UnRelatedBurner ,

Never would have figured that one out. Haven’t bought tires, and they might not even be where I’m from.

bstix ,

Oh boy…I’ll bring you up to speed.

When I was a kid we used to roll down hills in wheels. Those were the Goodyears.

What do you call 365 condoms? A fucking Goodyear.

LittleBorat2 , in I need to achieve this stage, too

In a real job you suffer the consequences of letting something stupid happen.

Samsy OP ,

Only the stupidity that affects your work directly.

LittleBorat2 ,

More things are a boomerang than you think.

Samsy OP ,

Australian mythbusters: let’s check this out.

Jokes aside, I think you are right.

redisdead ,

Yes and no. Sometimes letting someone be stupid means they’re quickly replaced by someone hopefully less stupid.

MeowZedong ,
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Unless they’re your manager. Then they stay forever or get promoted.

jubilationtcornpone ,

What happens when the stupid person is in charge of hiring?

redisdead ,

They hired you, didn’t they?

trolololol ,

Then they hire someone more stupid so they can appear to be smart. Which makes it a smart move, which means they’re smart.

terminhell ,

Pff, past jobs I’ve been at, you got written up for not doing the stupid thing(policy related, nothing that would put you in actual danger).

CylustheVirus ,

Right, so there’s very few middle management or C Suite jobs, got it.

exanime ,

True, but I don’t think Keanu here is giving career advancement advice

BrownMinusBlue , in Phone calls

What show is this?

Davel23 ,

Bottom.

BrownMinusBlue ,

Thank you!

GeneralEmergency , in Probably

Very popular in the Hoosier state

Annoyed_Crabby , in A message from our capitalist overlords

Ahh, thank you capitalism, you save me from following the light after getting hit by a car.

mannycalavera , in Phone calls
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Big up the Bottom memes!

Meowie_Gamer , in Murderous Intent
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