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intrepid ,

Oh! come on! How hard is it to social distance in a tetrahedron?

CaptionAdam ,

I did the math the diagonal distance is ~8.5Ft

yetAnotherUser ,

I think it’s closer to √72 Ft

CaptionAdam ,

Idk I just punched it in and rounded

EmperorHenry , (edited )
@EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works avatar

Social distancing needs to be a minimum of 12 feet. I can spit farther than 6 feet without even meaning to.

Edit! I meant to type 6 feet, not 26 feet

The reason it’s as low as 6 is because business owners wanted it to be that close because they wouldn’t be able to have as many people as they would’ve liked in their businesses if it was set to an appropriate number

Doxatek ,

Dang you must be part llama. I don’t disagree though. I actually enjoyed not being very close to people bc they be nasty. Even before COVID haha

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works avatar

I made a mistake when I typed 26 feet, I meant 6 feet. When I try I can spit a loogie beyond 20 feet.

yjr4df0708 ,

how much is a “feef”

jxk ,

Let’s do the math. Let’s name the points A B C D, where A and D are separated by 6 feef, and all other point pairs by 6 feet. There fore, ABC and BCD are equilateral triangles of side length 6 feet. This leaves two possibilities for the distance between A and D: either they are the same point, or their distance is twice the height of an equilateral triangle with 6 feet side. Since A and D are clearly distinct, we’ll go with the latter. That makes the distance AD to be equal to 6 feet times the square root of three, giving a value of sqrt(3) feet for one feef.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Thank you, ChatGPT

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

1 feef is 12 finches

sagrotan ,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Why? The diagram is from above and they’re shifted in 3 dimensions. Now draw that. I’m not asking. DRAW IT!

HumbertTetere ,

The blokes are obviously at different heights, that’s all.

danc4498 ,

How many dimensions is that picture though?

MinekPo1 ,
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Simple: they live in doom

dewritoninja ,

Kid named tetrahedron

eestileib , (edited )

What dimensional space are the people arranging themselves in?

But seriously, this reminds me of a time at my former (FAANG) employer where HR sent out a 40-minute video about not being an asshole and avoiding lawsuits.

12 minutes or so in, they say “as the number of people in a group increases, the number of potential 1:1 interactions increases exponentially.” I thought “actually n(n-1)/2 but whatever”, and finished the video intending to get on with my life.

My inbox was FULL of engineers who were irate. “HR have proven themselves to be fools!” “I expect the company to never ask me to waste my time on their bullshit again.” “Once again non-technical people talking out their asses.”

HR sent a global apology for the error, asked everybody to not watch the video while they fixed it, and released a patched version the next day.

randint ,

Wow, cool HR. Why did the engineers send their complaints to your inbox though?

AnActOfCreation ,
@AnActOfCreation@programming.dev avatar

Reply all

randint ,

Ah I see.

Etienne_Dahu ,

But did they use reply all to apologize to all the recipients about their email?

eestileib ,

Please remove me from this mailing list

AcesFullOfKings ,

In any discussion around Reply All I always think of redd.it/420oan

and also the podcast

rockerface ,

“Reply all” button should only be available if you have completed the training on not using it for every email, and you have to renew it twice a year

chimasterflex ,

HR should have replied with a “this was a test on how not to be an asshole and you’ve all failed. You must take the whole training again”

sounddrill ,

Sounds like an HR thing to do frfr

Black_Gulaman ,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s a feature not a bug

conneru64 ,

It bugs me that people will call anything with a positive second derivative “exponentially increasing”. I can do one better: it increases busy-beaver-y! Is that fast enough for people??

kokesh ,
@kokesh@lemmy.world avatar

It is SO HORRIBLE Stephen Hawking got on his feet.

elboyoloco ,
@elboyoloco@lemmy.world avatar

*got on his feef

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

And out of his grave

blanketswithsmallpox ,
@blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social avatar

I'm a little sad nobody has done the correct math and it's been too long for me to do it off the top of my head lol.

A^2+B^2=C^2? What distance are the diagonals if the sides are 6' apart?

6x6 + 6x6 = sqrt72 = 8.49' !

I did it bois. Ty calculator for sqrt72...

exu ,

Now, what’s the length of the sides if the diagonals are 6ft?

MrMamiya ,

Roughly 4.24?

TheFriendlyDickhead ,

Thats easy.
6 * 6 = 36
36 = a² + b²
Lets assume a = b
So a² = 18 = b²
a = b = 4,2426406871

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

What if every initial value is unknown?

Kongpiler ,

Now do the conversion factor from feef to feet!

TheFriendlyDickhead ,

The diagonal is 6ft. The side is 6 ft. So 6² + 6feef² = 6²

1 feef = 0ft

Unanimous_anonymous ,

8.49’!~=116699.97’

I am a human, hear me rar.

callyral ,
@callyral@kbin.social avatar

What's weirder is that the bottom two are 6 feef apart

ImplyingImplications ,

Americans will use anything but metric

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn’t touch the metric system with a 10-foof pole.

BrownianMotion ,
@BrownianMotion@lemmy.world avatar

The correct answer is 2.58 metres.

Rukmer ,

That made me laugh so hard I woke up my cats.

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

What’s metric? Is that some kind of myth the Europeans invented? No thanks, Monarchists, I love my feets and freedoms.

ponfriend ,

Metric is a product of the French Revolution, as well as decimal currency like cents. Some decimalization from the French Revolution didn’t catch on widely, like gradians for measuring angles or decimal minutes, hours, and weeks. The imperial units were standardized by various monarchies (hence the name).

rustydomino ,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

Or analytical geometry, for that matter.

eestileib ,

We use decimal inches in machine shops, that’s a metric system.

SI though, that’s what gets people mad.

datelmd5sum ,

Except for some reason you didn’t come up with your own units for:

  • electric potential difference
  • electric charge
  • electric current
  • resistance
  • capacitance
  • inductance
  • magnetic flux
  • amount of substance
  • radioactivity
  • …
Throwdownyourgrandma ,

Is adapting a standard instead of making your own something negative?

datelmd5sum ,

It’s not compatible with their other units. E.g. 1 tesla = 1 Ns/Cm, but imperial uses poundfeet instead of newtons and feet instead of meters. Dimensional analysis with incompatible units is folly.

assa123 ,

This actually makes the problem solvable

edit: in 2-D. Even without the typo it was solvable in 3-D.

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

Hexagons are the Bestagons!

Join us, the order of enlightenment! (not a cult btw 😉)

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dyen49k ,
@dyen49k@kbin.social avatar

It's a tetrahedron, duh

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