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Zachariah , in Mental Health
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Memtal healthes

cheese_greater ,

Ican haz?

RedCarCastle ,

Instructions unclear, dick caught in blender.

Zachariah ,
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sorry, forgot to mark it nsfw

treadful , in Hey there both good
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nosey33 ,

100٪ frfr no cap

MeDuViNoX ,
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Ong

ineffable , in Request: Mini truck or van racing toward a concrete pole, but never arrives.
socphoenix ,

That is a wonderfully destructive ending!

Veedem ,
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Have to be honest…

I thought you were going to fool us with the “with ending” link.

NataliePortland ,
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Same! And then it even started the same way. I was already laughing at a good prank

Rolando ,

Make sure you listen to Eye of the Tiger: 30 minute intro while watching that.

EchoCT ,

I don’t know what I clicked on that. It was exactly what it says.

eightpix OP ,
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That’s the one. I’m holding off on watching the ending. After I see it, this meme will be broken for me.

I’ll finish watching the dishes, and then I’ll view the ending.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Don’t forget to track down the sequel. It’s pretty good too.

eightpix OP ,
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Viewed. Thought it’d be even more catastrophic.

pyrflie , in This company is the laughing stock of gaming right now

All this has done is taught me not to BUY Ubisoft games.

Risk ,

I learnt that over a decade ago.

Don’t buy a Ubisoft, EA, or frankly any big publisher game.

pyrflie ,

Good on ya. Don’t BUY them.

anon5621 ,
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One exception is CD Project Red.U can buy cyberpunk through their store on gog.com and u will exactly owning it since u will able to download executable installer and game will have no DRM.Pay once own forever,same for witcher 3 and other games which they distribute on gog.com

LinyosT ,

I wouldn’t trust CDPR so easily yet after how diabolical the launch of CP2077 was.

black0ut ,
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The launch was terrible, but there are some things that keep them apart from the rest of terrible launches.

Cyberpunk 2077 was a really ambitious game, with a lot of new mechanics and incredible graphics. Beasts like that are really difficult to optimize for a large range of computers with different specs, so at first it ran poorly on some.

The most notably buggy release was the PS4 one. And rightfully so. They were trying to run a truly next gen game on a console which was more than a decade old. They not only had to optimize the game, but they basically made a completely different game, with different assets and engines, which was really difficult to do. Still, it was too much for the console, especially old PS4s that were full of dust or had old fans and were overheating.

Another important fact is that users were also pressuring CDPR into releasing Cyberpunk 2077. It was delayed at least once (maybe twice, I don’t remember), and people wanted to play the game. They probably had to choose between delaying it another time or releasing it without polishing it that much.

I believe it was Cyberpunk 2077 that started the trend of “release now fix later” games. However, I don’t think they really did it on purpose. The game was too ambitious for its own good, and having to develop, optimize and test two basically different versions of it was too big of a task for a studio that in today’s terms wasn’t even that big. The rest of the AAA producers just realized that CDPR still won loads of money at launch, and decided to release incomplete games on purpose, after seeing that CDPR could make profits that way.

But must importantly, CDPR did an amazing job at fixing the game, unlike many other studios releasing broken AAAs. They optimized the code, fixed most of the bugs, improved the AI massively and made the game really stable, to the point where I’ve seen it running at 40 FPS on 10+ year old overheating laptops. Even though it took a while, they still delivered the game they promised to their buyers.

TheOakTree ,

I would argue No Man’s Sky started the trend of “release now fix later” but I suppose they are not a big AAA studio. I suppose CDPR wasn’t really considered as AAA until the release of Witcher 3.

TachyonTele ,

You guys don’t have good long-term memory.

TheOakTree ,

Thanks for providing a lot of insight to the conversation.

LinyosT , (edited )

It doesn’t take that much to go and find out about games like AC:Unity and Arkham Knight that predate NMS. In fact I’m pretty sure Ubisoft and EA are the two companies most notorious for “Release broken fix later” to give you a head start on looking into things.

Discourse surrounding broken game launches/Release Broken Fix Later has been around a bit longer than NMS.

TachyonTele ,

Insight? You mean 30+ years of game releases?

Just because No Mans Sky was your first computer game, that has zero bearing on, you know, everything else

JackbyDev ,

I believe it was Cyberpunk 2077 that started the trend of “release now fix later” games.

Hardly. That’s been a thing for a while now.

TachyonTele ,

Decades

psud ,

I think release then fix became common as soon as internet distribution became practical

Back when everything was on physical media the releases were more polished

TachyonTele ,

Yeah I agree.

Makes me wonder how many updates did Half-life 2 get? That was the first single player game I remember requiring an online connection.

LinyosT , (edited )

Cyberpunk 2077 was a really ambitious game, with a lot of new mechanics and incredible graphics. Beasts like that are really difficult to optimize for a large range of computers with different specs, so at first it ran poorly on some.

What about all the other “Ambitious games” that we’ve had over the years that come out just fine? A game being ambitious does not excuse a company releasing the game in what is blatantly an unfinished state. This isn’t the case of a game having a few performance hiccups here and there but rather egregious bugs and severe performance issues across the board. This is stuff that is all over youtube, reddit, twitter and so on. It’s pretty well documented how bad the game was.

The most notably buggy release was the PS4 one. And rightfully so. They were trying to run a truly next gen game on a console which was more than a decade old. They not only had to optimize the game, but they basically made a completely different game, with different assets and engines, which was really difficult to do. Still, it was too much for the console, especially old PS4s that were full of dust or had old fans and were overheating.

Again, this really isn’t an excuse. They had the power the can the next gen versions of the game if it was so difficult to pull off. They also had the power to delay the game in order to make sure that it was ready for launch. They could have done so many things such that the last gen versions of the day would either never see the light of day or be ready for launch. CDPR are a big enough studio to pull something like this off. They’re not a small indie studio.

Another important fact is that users were also pressuring CDPR into releasing Cyberpunk 2077. It was delayed at least once (maybe twice, I don’t remember), and people wanted to play the game. They probably had to choose between delaying it another time or releasing it without polishing it that much.

Yes, there may have been pressure. But no, the consumer base does not have anywhere near enough power over corporations like you’re trying to imply. Games aren’t just released early because “Oh no the consumers are getting angy”. Though once again this was their fault due to them giving the consumer a completely unrealistic initial release date that they obviously could not hit, considering the absolute state of the game at launch.

The most likely explanation is that they were simply trying to get the game out as soon as possible to cash in and they absolutely did not want to miss a major sales period such as Christmas. They were simply trying to drop a minimal viable product with plans to fix it later. Turns out they dropped a less than minimally viable product in their rush to make some dosh. Knowingly too if you look into the allegations that I’ll link later.

I believe it was Cyberpunk 2077 that started the trend of “release now fix later” games.

No. “Release broken fix later” has been a thing for maybe the last decade. Do people not remember shitshows like AC:Unity? Cyberpunk is most definitely not the first game to be “Release broken, fix later”.

However, I don’t think they really did it on purpose.

I don’t think it was dropped broken on purpose. But I do think it was an attempt to drop the usual bare minimum product. Just so happens that they miscalculated and dropped something less than minimal. It’s still gross incompetence and shows the consumer they’re more than willing to drop something bare minimum with the promise of fixing it later. Rather than dropping a complete game.

The game was too ambitious for its own good, and having to develop, optimize and test two basically different versions of it was too big of a task for a studio that in today’s terms wasn’t even that big.

Again, not an excuse. They’re a massive studio, big enough to have people that know how to plan a project like this, people that understand their limitations and what is or isn’t achievable. It’s standard project planning practice.

But even then there are allegations that people in the company were aware that the game was not ready to launch.

gamesradar.com/new-report-suggests-cdpr-staff-kne…

And yet they still dropped the game.

There is no excuse for the launch of CP2077.

The rest of the AAA producers just realized that CDPR still won loads of money at launch, and decided to release incomplete games on purpose, after seeing that CDPR could make profits that way.

The industry learned this about a decade ago. We’ve been plagued by half baked launched for so long at this point that you don’t have to go far to find out about it.

But must importantly, CDPR did an amazing job at fixing the game, unlike many other studios releasing broken AAAs.

In this case I think it’s less fixing the game and more finishing the development of the game, all things considered. The thing they should have done before releasing the game as if it was a finished product when, in fact, it clearly wasn’t.

There’s fixing a game and there’s what CDPR had to do to CP2077.

Yes, a lot of companies don’t fix their games. But at the same time most of these companies don’t release their games in such a state that they start getting into legal trouble over the launch of their game.

arstechnica.com/…/investors-settle-cyberpunk-2077…

nme.com/…/cyberpunk-2077-investigated-polish-cons…

Cyberpunk was such a massive disaster that they didn’t really have much choice other than to finish working on their game. To repair the massive hit to their PR as well as other issues such as the class action and the whole debacle with Sony kicking the game of the PS Store.

Even though it took a while, they still delivered the game they promised to their buyers.

Yes, it’s good that they stuck with the game and did more than the bare minimum to bring it to a better state. But it’s not exactly something to praise them over. It took them ~2 years to bring the game to a state that it should have been in at launch. Instead of launching the game in a finished state, they knowingly dropped the game in an unfinished state. They also put out a review embargo preventing reviewers from informing the consumer about said issues, they actively worked to mislead the consumer about the state of their game.

What CDPR did is absolutely not excusable under any circumstances.

Their next projects should absolutely be scrutinised until they prove that they have learned from their mistakes.

Buddahriffic ,

IMO a fumbled and later recovered launch is different from the enshitification of video games like P2W, MTX in general, lootboxes, releasing what should be patches as paid DLC, invasive DRM and anti-cheat. I’d file all of those under bad design, while a bad launch is more of a bad execution. There can be overlap, like if they fully intended for early players to fill the role of beta testers.

The way I approach it is I try to avoid the bad design stuff entirely but just avoid buying new games at release and definitely never pre-order. I’ll also support games in early release if I really like the concept and want to give them a better chance at being able to pull it off, but I go into those with the understanding that it’s not complete right now and there’s a chance it never will be. But I don’t see any reason to hold anything against the games that have messy launches but later recover.

Though I’ve learned to not jump on the hype train and that makes it much easier to not take any of this stuff personally.

slimarev92 , in me whenever hbomberguy uploads a new video

Why are you teasing me like this? He didn’t upload anything.

samus12345 , in I refuse to believe that they made that abomination of a sequel
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Never heard of it. Streaming only? looks it up

Streaming only.

bonn2 ,

Don’t worry you are better off thinking there isn’t one

Varven OP ,
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Fr

Karyoplasma , in Big scared

Don’t push alpha to production, silly.

puppy ,

So alpha males are males who are unrefined and flawed? 🤔

samus12345 ,
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Beta males must be further along in development, then.

RizzRustbolt ,

Gold males used to be pretty damn good. Now they’re just as buggy as the rest, and usually need a few patches on release day.

samus12345 ,
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“A delayed male is eventually good, but a rushed male is forever bad.”

EunieIsTheBus , in Airport security be like

To be fair. At this point anything might break a Boeing.

MargotRobbie , in Oscar Bait

At least he was nominated for an Oscar this year, unlike someone else who was also in “Barbie” :(

Viking_Hippie ,

You were robbed!

Akasazh , (edited )
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Would you say she’s a robbee ?

Viking_Hippie ,

Ah Margot that far, yeah…

Console_Modder , in favoring meme, please
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Facebones , in Be honest: Who would win?

Major Payne hands down

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

“WhAt wE hAvE hErE iS a FaIlUrE tO CoMmUnICaIt.”

I fucking love Major Payne 😂😂😂

dessalines ,

My favorite video game, but gotta agree, 9 times out of 10 Max Payne is losing to Major Payne.

Switorik , in Truly a bittersweet moment

When I graduated, I had no clue what I was going to do with my life. Still don’t. It’s been 15 years.

I’m not sure how I feel.

FeelThePower ,

same here, no ambitions or anything.

Wogi ,

I had the same problem and spent 15 years in shitty customer service jobs before quitting and going to trade school.

It’s worked out really well.

Switorik ,

I ended up joining the trades. It wasn’t fun but I got to a position I can tolerate.

HeyMrDeadMan , in Windows 7

Thanks, I threw up a little.

halvar , in USB tunneling

One day I realized I developed a skill for correctly inserting the USB on first try and I’m in an existential crisis ever since.

Alsephina OP ,

“Passive ability: Permanent USB tunneling” unlocked

nudnyekscentryk , (edited )
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The “empty” half of the plug (with the two hollow squares) is either at the top or on the right in 99% of cases. Once you realize that you barely ever have to flip it even one time.

Zagorath ,
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Do you mean the empty half of the cable? Because the plug itself has the empty half on the bottom.

Usually easier to look for the USB logo or company’s branded logo on top. The bottom is usually blank or containing legal info. The bottom also has the zig-zaggy join in the metal.

meekah ,
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Yeah they’re talking about the cable, as that’s usually easier to look at. Also a plug is on the cable, and a socket is on devices.

nudnyekscentryk ,
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Exactly

Zagorath ,
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Also a plug is on the cable

Maybe this is an American English thing, because to me the plug is the socket. The two words are synonyms. Like I’d talk about the electricity plug in the wall.

EtherWhack ,
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Could be, though I’ve heard people use plug interchangeably.

Connections for data, the female side is usually called a port; for electrical, it’s officially called a receptacle, though more commonly called an outlet or sometimes a socket. The male side is always the plug.

onion ,

USB has the female side on the cable :)

nudnyekscentryk ,
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I’m European but I’m an English second language speaker, so that may be the reason I use this words that way. However wikipedia for example calls the male part the plug and the female the receptacle as well

BCsven ,

Americans often call the wall plate the plugs, but technically in electeical hardware ordering catalogs the wall end is a female receptacle, and the cord end is a male plug

nudnyekscentryk ,
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Plug is on the male part on the cable. Receptacle is the female part on the device

EtherWhack ,
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Part of the reasoning is that dust can’t really settle on the contacts if they are facing down. It’s the same for the most part with rj45 (ethernet) ports.

BCsven ,

The irony is the USB keyboard- mouse -peripheral switcher I bought has the USB ports upside-down from normal

Sanctus , in ts moment
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No joke last time I launched team speak was scary lmao. I didn’t have my server anymore so my buddies and I joined a random one. As we were chilling and gaming random people joined in and called us the n word and then left over the course of our session lol definitely felt like a 360 CoD lobby

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