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UnfortunateShort , in Actually relatable

Tell me your favourite news outlet is less credible than you’d like without telling me.

MattWalsh OP , (edited ) in fellas will relate 🙈
@MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works avatar

the only correct solution is to swim naked 😎

honestly I’m only half joking because I am in favor of nudism being legalized

qwerty_bastard ,

Crossing out that sentence means you changed your mind after you wrote it?

Thcdenton ,

Yes. I mean no.

MattWalsh OP ,
@MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works avatar

pretend I’m whispering in your ear

^Super^ ^idol^ ^de^ ^xiàoróng^ ^dōu^ ^méi^ ^nǐ^ ^de^ ^tián^ ^bā^ ^yuè^ ^zhèngwǔ^ ^de^ ^yángguāng^ ^dōu^ ^méi^ ^nǐ^ ^yàoyǎn^

Leviathan , in octopus

It is octopodes. It’s Greek and it follows the Greek pluralisation convention.

Verito ,

Words brought into English can use English pluralisations, so you’re not wrong if you say octopuses. I think Grammar Girl had a take on this maybe 7 or even 8 years ago by now. These days, I can’t see myself getting worked up about it for the sheer fun of being pedantic like I used to.

chatokun ,

It’s not octopuses that octopodes corrects, it’s octopi. Octopi is a Latin pluralization, and since the word is Greek and us to i isn’t specifically American, I agree with you that octopuses is fine but not that octopi is fine.

SaltyIceteaMaker ,

Octopussy. Thank you very much.

NutWrench , in can we be all rich together?
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

If you live in a society where you work a 40 hour week and you STILL can’t afford basic things like shelter, food, utilities and healthcare, then the rich are stealing too goddamn much from you.

chemicalwonka , in Political mindset evolution
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Never been a democracy

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Manmoth ,
SnokenKeekaGuard , in I posted a meme and am prepared to redirect people here..
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

He never said this, why are you making these false claims. I will not stand for this

SuckMyWang ,

While he didn’t say it explicitly, he heavily implied it. There’s a lot of nuance in his teachings that can be missed by a novice such as yourself.

SnokenKeekaGuard ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Suck my Wang

SuckMyWang ,

No you.

saltesc ,

I would if I could!

Clinicallydepressedpoochie ,

The power of memes transcends logic

pennomi , in They're all 128.0 now

Once version numbers get this high and you have stable multi year development, you might as well switch to “2024.1” style versioning.

marcos ,

I’m not sure there’s much benefit if you reach numbers around 2024.20.

pennomi ,

Mostly so you can look at someone’s system and immediately know how many years old their software is.

slazer2au ,

Does it work with LTS versions though?

2022.27 LTS seems out of date but can be up to date.

greencactus , in Wha..?

That’s it, I want to cancel my subscription of humanity

Zier ,
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

Without a receipt we can't help you.

shneancy ,

does a birth certificate count?

EABOD25 ,

We only accept voter registration cards

Zier ,
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

An actual cash register receipt is required.

Track_Shovel , in Do or do not, there is no try
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massive_bereavement ,

That act weakened the Japanese Socialist party (center-left), emboldened the far-right, caused copycats and ensured the current party stayed in power for most of the twentieth century.

That's not to say that Asanuma was a scummy maoist and had forced his party to support the terrible war in Asia.

bstix , in Citroën did it better
Kusimulkku ,

It looks like it is begging me to end its misery

mipadaitu , in Arrrrrr

I watched it at a friend’s house.

You don’t know her, she doesn’t go to this school, lives in Canada.

Scrollone ,

She lives in VPN

CaptPretentious , in Who cares about gender?! The economy has crashed!!

My plan is either soon the lotto or die before retirement. Now, I’ve been in a corporate job for nearly 2 decades, putting money in a 401k and Roth IRA. But given the rate that the value of the dollar is just tanking and the cost of everything is skyrocketing, I honestly figure everything I saved will be worthless. I’ve had my AC off for months at this point, turned it off towards the end of winter early spring. The electric company is telling me that I’m at best on par with some of my neighbors with other neighbors using less than half. Insurance for the car is going up. I love when I ask about why are my rates so high, they blame other drivers and somehow that’s my problem. In 2017 my bill was $335. 7 years later it’s up to $634. Same vehicle, no accidents. $100 for groceries does not go very far anymore. I’m pretty sure there was a picture on Lemmy just the other day showing someone with a receipt buying the same stuff and it was like three times more now than it was just a few years ago.

Use one of those inflation calculators and between 2010 and 2024 we’re at 44%.

I still have more than two decades to go before my supposed retirement date. And I have no faith in our economy.

MystikIncarnate ,

I feel this comment in my bones.

semperverus ,
@semperverus@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like those calculators are lying or intentionally ignoring things, because just from 2020 to 2024 alone, products have gone up by 2.5x their original cost alone. The only things that somehow havent are the subsidized products like milk and gas (still around $4 per gallon somehow, and it used to be $2.50 for milk before 2020)

ObamaBinLaden , in we used to be punk rock, man. I love you but... you've changed.

I don’t know what this is talking about. The only dank things I knew were memes and kush.

quoll , (edited ) in Nuclear isn't perfect, but it is the best we have right now.
@quoll@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

literally the least efficient in terms of cost and time.

battery backed renewables are a fraction of the price and are being deployed right now.

www.csiro.au/en/research/…/GenCost

edit: the tech is cool as hell. go nuts on research reactors. nuclear medicine has saved my sisters life twice… but i’m sorry, its just not a sane solution to the climate crisis.

grue , in Later virgins

I was gonna comment “yeah, but Leibniz fucks!” but then I decided to fact-check myself.

“Leibniz never married, and his funeral was only attended by his personal secretary.”

…well, shit. The meme checks out!

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Hey maybe he was just too wild to be tied up.

grue ,

That’s possible, but if that were the case I’d expect there to be a bunch of illegitimate children at his funeral.

hakunawazo ,

At least there are tasty cookies named after him. That’s even better than scientific fame.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leibniz-Keks

grue ,

Inb4 the “[Choco] Leibniz — [Fig] Newton cookie controversy!”

RizzRustbolt ,

Well that confirms it then… Leibniz was ace.

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