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doingless , in Pizza delivery

I feel like “The thin crust line” would work better than “The thin bread crust”.

ULS , in Wishing you guys a happy civil war 2

What happened? Be my Google.

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Trump cannot be on Colorado ballot, judged by Colorado Supreme Court.

TootSweet ,

…unless SCOTUS overturns it.

BolexForSoup , (edited )
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

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Osa-Eris-Xero512 ,

Wouldn't scotus ruling one way or the other, due to this being 14A, also automatically apply to the other states?

Zipitydew ,

Not automatically. States have the authority to run their own elections. But this would set precedent for others to follow.

BolexForSoup ,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

What they said ^

andrewta ,

Not sure why you got down voted.

PoolloverNathan ,

Unfortunately, there’s a few republicans in this thread.

Drusas ,

How can SCOTUS even have jurisdiction when the Constitution specifically gives the power to oversee elections to the States? This seems more like it should require Congress to change the Constitution if the federal government wants the power to supersede the decision of the Supreme Court of Colorado.

tacosanonymous ,

States are allowed to make their own rules but they aren’t allowed to contradict the US Constitution. Since the US Constitution is subject to the political leanings of the current court, who tf knows what’s ever going to happen.

Drusas ,

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but they are following the Constitution in making this decision. The Constitution does not require a conviction.

TootSweet ,

I mean, three of the SCOTUS were appointed by the guy who tried to coup the U.S. government and a fourth is married to someone who also tried to coup the U.S. government. I don’t think it’s so much about whether the arguments why they “can’t” overturn it are good arguments or not at this point. It’s like telling a pidgeon to stop shitting on the chess board because shitting on the board is not a legal move in chess.

Madison420 ,

It has no constitutional implication aside from the state constitution. The supreme court can’t touch that issue.

Madison420 ,

They can’t, that’s not how the Supreme Court works.

TootSweet ,

Reuters:

The Colorado Supreme Court paused its own ruling pending review by the U.S. Supreme Court, which Trump said he will immediately seek.

NPR

Justin Levitt, a constitutional law professor at Loyola Law School, told NPR that as long as there’s a petition for U.S. Supreme Court review in place by Jan. 5, there’s a “99.9%” chance that Trump will remain on the Colorado primary ballot.

AP

The court stayed its decision until Jan. 4, or until the U.S. Supreme Court rules on the case.

If a) Trump seeks review, b) SCOTUS agrees to take up the case, c) SCOTUS overturns Colorado’s Supreme Court’s ruling, and d) all that happens in time, then Trump will appear on the Colorado ballot.

Madison420 ,

That’s a pause to see if the court will take it which they can’t.

TootSweet ,

The U.S. Supreme Court “can’t” take up the case in the same sense as Trump “can’t” incite his base to storm the capital building. But that didn’t stop him.

And as I’ve said elsewhere in this thread, we’ve got three Trump appointees on the SCOTUS plus a guy whose wife took part in the January 6 rally and endorsed the attack on the capitol.

I hope you’re right (and I’m not saying there’s a 0% chance it won’t get overturned – not that it’s going to make a difference whether Trump wins the general election in 2024 either way) but I fear we’re living in a world where “can’t” doesn’t necessarily mean “won’t” and where the U.S. Supreme Court may be totally willing to flout the rules.

Anticorp ,

Good! That criminal shouldn’t be in charge of a Popsicle stand, let alone the most powerful country on earth.

Sabre363 ,

What does that mean? I assume he will be missing out on any potential votes from Colorado?

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Yup, none of Colorado’s 10 votes will be for Trump. Colorado has a winner-take-all method, so even if there are alternate candidates, the difference will probably fracture the republican vote and loose any chance of any votes.

stinerman ,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

Colorado Republican Primary ballot for sure. I haven’t read the decision, but that was the immediate effect.

I don’t think there’s any way the SCOTUS will let this stand.

Custoslibera OP ,
KISSmyOS , in Any ideas how to remove this pop-up?

XP is full of bloat like that. It’s why I’m still on Windows ME, the objectively best Windows version of all time.

CosmicTurtle ,

I was going to ask for a source but…facts are facts.

KISSmyOS ,

If you want to see the source, use Linux.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

This is why I only play Valve games.

dangblingus , in Your mix tape isn't fire, it's smouldering at best

Why is it always the worst rap music imaginable? Like, I’m a hip hop fanatic, old school, new school, trap, g funk, boom bap, conscious, etc. But why is it the most asinine “i took a xanny now i’m fucking your girl” type shit?

Madison420 ,

You don’t enjoy “Gucci Gucci Gucci Gucci, fucked yo girl in a Tuesday, Gucci Gucci Gucci Gucci, I made poopies on yo boobies, Gucci Gucci Gucci Gucci.”

For real when did brands become choruses?

LSNLDN ,

I often wonder if they get sponsored, like all these AP and Rolex on drill wrappers wrists they rap about idk, seems so specific sometimes

Tvkan ,
Madison420 ,

That’s not at all the same, since it’s part of the chorus and follows a rhyming scheme that isn’t just rhyming itself.

Empricorn ,

Is that really a lyric!?

Madison420 ,

No it’s a joke about a megos song.

genius.com/Migos-versace-lyrics

BlueMagma , in One of my back teeth is aching at the moment

I’m currently living through my most stessful week of my life: About a year and a half ago, I bought a plot of land with the project of building a home there, inflation and loan rate kicked in, so I thought “alright let’s wait a bit see when it stabilizes”, this week I learned my plot is planned to be removed from the “buildable” area. If I don’t put a building permit to the city council before this is voted my land will basically see it’s value divided by 20 and I won’t be able to build a house there, I put 6 years of savings into this project… all because my gov decided that they didn’t want this area to be urbanised anymore.

I have trouble sleeping and working I can’t think of anything else, I also lost my appetite.

brbposting ,

Oh no!

I’m guessing plopping a manufactured (mobile) or tiny home (shed) there wouldn’t tide you over…(?)

Good luck 🤞

BlueMagma ,

Thank you for the kind message. We are looking into these alternative options, they come with their own set of laws and stuff, we don’t really know yet what we can do.

Scientician ,

Actual nightmare situation

PersnickityPenguin ,

This is happening to my father as well, although the city is doing the opposite: he can’t build a house on his property, he has to build a minimum of 40 apartments (it’s a 1/2 acre lot).

toastal , in venture capitalism goes brrr

Community should fork & fix it⋯ oh

Lanky_Pomegranate530 ,
@Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social avatar

You know there is a fork on Android called Aliucord. It allows you to install pluggins like better discord.

ultra ,

Or vendroid

StarLuigi ,
@StarLuigi@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I can vouch for vendetta, it’s wonderful. I used to use aliucord as well

toastal ,

I don’t use Discord for security/privacy reasons, but none of these are listed on F-Droid

Skimmer ,

They’re mods of the proprietary Discord client, so yeah they don’t meet the criteria. But the mods themselves are open source which is nice.

lemmesay ,
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they are more like revanced, but for discord.
so, they can’t be on f-droid.

toastal ,

Great info. I can understand modifying YouTube to remove ads, PnP, & screen-off usage for an entertainment app, but I don’t know I would tolerate that for messaging actual humans. It’s a shame these efforts aren’t going into self-hostable, decentralized options. :(

AI_toothbrush ,

Its not a fork it just injects some stuff into the app. And it uses a really old version as a base because they have a shortage of devs.

LSNLDN , in yellow guy
ouRKaoS , in Wok 22

It was originally just called “Wok”

distantsounds ,

You have to wok before you 1

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Or Wok 0

Dagnet , in Me Too, me too...

“How about I just heat the plate instead dipshit?”

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

But why’s it gotta be hotter than the runaway nuclear reaction at Chernobyl?

ultra ,

My plates always stay cold lol

Zehzin , in Apple being... Apple!
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

You need a special straw to snort it

ma11en ,

Subscription to that special straw

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but it comes with the new U2 album.

coffeebiscuit ,

Places straw in ear.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

And the Mighty Razor to cut lines.

nefurious_krankstar , in Is this a cry for help?
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Honytawk ,

Those are some nice bobs

Letstakealook ,

I wanna see them titties giggle.

otter ,

AI’d be happy to make that a thing for you. 🤢🥹 I’m not gonna be the one to further anger/disappoint/disgust our soon-to-be overlord, though.

cows_are_underrated ,

It would have costed you nothing to not post this.

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

But we’re all richer for it.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I know god doesn’t exist because if he did he would have sent another flood.

BroBot9000 , in Seriously, so many buff Moons on my front page
@BroBot9000@lemmy.world avatar

People aren’t original and are bandwagoning on whatever content gets traction.

zurohki , (edited )

Has there been a Sailor Moon bean meme yet?

kofe ,

Don’t let your memes be dreams

zurohki ,
ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar
hswolf ,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

I’m all for It while it’s fun, if everyone is original, then no one is original

moog ,

That’s not how the definition of original works lol

hswolf ,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, sure, the dictionary definition says “created directly and personally by a particular artist; not a copy or imitation”, and I agree with that, but hear me out, I like these philosophical rabbit holes.

The definition says “not a copy or imitation”, so we are presupposing that those things exist, so something original is the antithesis of a copy or imitation.

Now imagine if absolutely everything is original, wouldn’t the word lose its meaning? Isn’t something original the opposite of a copy? If no copies exist wouldn’t it be the opposite of nothing? Or even itself?

Original things wouldn’t be original, they would just be.

moog ,

No, you’re just overthinking it.

hswolf ,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

that was… the whole point… overthinking the meaning of something

Bene7rddso ,

There’s always a copycat

BananaPeal ,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

Every heard of the word meme?

PeriodicallyPedantic ,
FlyingSquid , in Inspired
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TALL421 ,
@TALL421@lemmy.one avatar

Damb. rip bottom text.

Flaky , in Minmaxxing
@Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

tfw can’t date the robots

moonsnotreal ,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What about Fisto

brandon ,
@brandon@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit

blanketswithsmallpox ,

🧈 🍑 Biscuit.

EvolvedTurtle ,

Nah u gotta do that on your own

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can Fisto help?

nyahlathotep ,
@nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works avatar

I can’t feel my legs!

PrMinisterGR ,

He dates you

bastian_5 ,

Hence why the meme says bi and not pan

EmoDuck ,

One of the few points in which Fallout 4 is superior

ComradePorkRoll ,

Wrong. Please assume the position.

Aurenkin , in They said wake me up at 6 AM

Wakey wakey, septum bakey

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