Apple being... Apple!

Zerush , 6 months ago

https://file.coffee/u/5_xsqB6rd2SZ-hfqU7ti0.jpg

SomeBoyo , 6 months ago

Note: the bag is paired to it’s contents. Reusing an old bag will destroy it’s new contents.

pewpew , 6 months ago

4999 sounds like a good deal compared to the 999 sample

sirico , 6 months ago

The desk in dopamine

Poggervania , 6 months ago

False, the bag would be severely overengineered and somehow have connectivity with AirTags

TWeaK , 6 months ago

iPhones are engineered? I thought you had to hold them properly for them to work?

Something something rectangle inside a rectangle with rounded corners.

Ghostalmedia , 6 months ago

Those iPhone 4’s had a milled stainless chassis. They were very much engineered. Just not engineered to make calls.

SeeMinusMinus , 6 months ago

There hallucinogens have ads in the trips

sour , 6 months ago

is google

Bene7rddso , 6 months ago

And MS

Ghostalmedia , 6 months ago

Wheels for a MacPro tower cost $700.

What makes you think Apple’s drugs would be 1/5th the price?

ma11en , 6 months ago

Do you need a little help with the maths?

Ghostalmedia , 6 months ago

Yes?

don , 6 months ago

1 + 1 = 2

Ghostalmedia , 6 months ago

Ahh, I thought the logo in the bag was made out of smokable designer crack.

TWeaK , 6 months ago

Yeah this is what I don’t get. If the prices were the other way round, and the bag contained only a few grains, then it would make sense to me.

turbowafflz , 6 months ago

The bag is separate, it doesn’t include the drugs. You have to buy both

Zehzin , 6 months ago

You need a special straw to snort it

ma11en , 6 months ago

Subscription to that special straw

chemical_cutthroat , 6 months ago

Yeah, but it comes with the new U2 album.

coffeebiscuit , 6 months ago

Places straw in ear.

altima_neo , 6 months ago

And the Mighty Razor to cut lines.