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bobs_monkey , in Aww nuts

I’m ootl, what’s the with the acorn?

ironhydroxide ,

Google “cop in Florida acorn”

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

It’s a good thing you added “acorn” there!

Arbiter ,

Fortunately he was a horrible shot and didn’t actually hit the unarmed man in handcuffs in his car.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

And didn’t he have a partner who came and did similarly too? Neither managed to kill the guy they had already previously verified had no weapons.

Cosmonaut_Collin ,
@Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, that guy in the car could have been some sort of X-Men mutant that had gun powers. You can never be too sure.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

That’s one way to test if he had somehow gained the power to become bulletproof, I suppose. It might have worked better if they could at least aim straight though:-P.

Son_of_dad ,

Hope he’s forever known as officer acorn, just like officer bubbles

NotAtWork ,

In a just world he would be known as “Prisoner 0103151814”

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

A pig mag dumped into his police cruiser when an acorn fell on its hood cause they thought it was a gunshot. There was someone under arrest in the back of said cruiser.

mosiacmango ,

Then his partner mag dumped into the same cruiser as well when nutbag kept insisting he was hit.

The partner at least asked “where where!?” a few times, but she still just empted a magazine into the same car a handcuffed, unarmed suspect was locked up in.

Luckily both shitbergs couldn’t aim for shit and missed the guy with like 30 rounds.

madcaesar ,

Holy fucking shit… This is worse than I even imagined…

hihellobyeoh ,

In his partners defense, her perspective was he was calling shots fired, shooting at his own car, and on the ground saying he was hit, in her shoes I would of probably shot at the car too.

mosiacmango ,

I agree to a point, but you should still not fire wildly ever, especially in a populated area.

If she could not find a target, she should not have shot the gun. Even suppressing fire requires knowing in general what youre shooting at. In this case, she should have dragged her partner to cover, called in the “attack” and maintained sight lines, looking for the danger. No bullet should have left her gun.

Acorn boy needs to be prosecuted for gross neglect and maybe even attempted manslaughter. I think she needs to be fired for poor judgement.

Aurenkin , in I am certainly pulling my weight in this group assignment

Don’t do that, don’t make Zuck relatable

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

We are barely functioning social troglodytes because it’s funni

He’s only like that because he’s insulated from all societal consequences

troglodytis ,

What did I ever do to you?

FinalRemix ,

He’s not, and thus post is just pointing out how he’s fucking useless and invisible.

Aurenkin ,

Oh no, you just did it again

GlitterInfection ,

But it’s such a relatable situation, being a billionaire who can afford to pay to be in the middle of a group of professional UFC fighters while wearing their uniform but obviously not having done anything to earn any of their respect.

We’ve all been there!

Sylvartas ,

Hey in all fairness he allegedly went through a tiny fraction of their physical conditioning and training /s

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Mac , in Relatable

Stop sharing this guy

Gabu ,

Why? He and his company may have their issues, but the guy did wonders for normalizing PC building in the after-HP/Dell world, and the shtick of keeping industry accountable for their own bullshit is a great step forward in strenghtening consumer protections.

Rooter ,

That’s a weird way of spelling Gamers Nexus

Gabu ,

Gamers Nexus has issues as well, they’re not a bastion of righteousness.

spookedbyroaches ,

He is 100℅ better at that job, but you’re mistaken if you think that GN has nearly as much influence in those things as LTT. Not that I’m saying that GN is not good enough, but he doesn’t fill the market that LTT does only GN’s own very technical niche.

WitchHazel ,

I don’t think sexual assault is just “some” issues. That should be a PR death sentence.

Gabu ,

Alleged sexual assault with effectively no proof.

Mac ,

Luckily, if we choose to believe this woman nothing of value will be lost.

xXx_Gerrard_xXx OP ,
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I will share him as much as I want 😁

kratoz29 ,

Don’t worry, the image is so pixelated that you can barely recognize it.

killeronthecorner , in Basically the truth
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Wtf is happening in this community. Has it been coopted by right wing trolls?

Like, downvote me, but give me a straight answer too.

Mr_Fish ,

US election year means a lot of political memes to try to make each side look more popular than it actually is. If you can fake grassroots support, that helps a lot for the election.

Also, OP is a < 1 day old account.

Rustmilian ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

Both are trash imo.

Pinklink ,

There are likely thousands of people being hired and paid to do just this right now

killeronthecorner ,
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Appreciate it being current affairs, but there’s been a visible shift in the lean of the content on this sub past few days

The 1 day old account speaks to that.

Secret_smurf OP ,
@Secret_smurf@lemmy.today avatar

Did you misplace your sense of humor, or did it take a vacation? You must be a riot at parties… or not

killeronthecorner ,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Couldn’t manage the straight answer, huh? I suppose that would categorise you as “troll”?

sagrotan , in IAMA AMA Tech AMA
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I once made a deadplug, I was kinda distracted and ended up with a cable with two male plugs. Hangs on my shop wall as memento for “focus on what you’re doing” or something.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Reminds me of this.

Sludgeyy ,

It’s a suicide cord. Works great for generators

cashews_best_nut , in I love those path

I wish I was taught about the usefulness of maths growing up. When I did A-level with differentition and integration I quickly forgot as I didn’t see a point in it.

At about 35 someone mentioned diff and int are useful for loan repayment calculations, savings and mortgages.

Blew my fucking mind cos those are useful!

onion ,

The other use is as a door-opener; Learning these maths fundamentals enables you to pursue a stem degree

cashews_best_nut ,

as a door-opener

You say that but they still need to teach you the “why”. For example I did A-level maths which was a door to learning discrete maths in uni. Matrices, graphs, etc.

In 20yrs as a software dev I never used any of it. Only needed basic arithmetic.

To this day I’ve got no bloody clue what the point of matrices are.

lobut ,

I used them in computer graphics and game programming. As a regular software dev, not so much.

onion ,

They’re used for manipulating vectors.
Just like how in
v
the a makes the vector v longer or shorter, in
v
M can change the vector, for example rotate it.

Just like vectors and other mathematical objects, matrices are purely theoretical concepts. There is no direct real-life meaning to them.
However, there are a bunch of real-world problems where matrices can be put to use to calculate something meaningful.

cashews_best_nut ,

I fucking loved maths mechanics which is like applied maths/physics. So you’d calculate the distance a ball is thrown or a cannon ball dropped from a cliff. Don’t think we ever did matrices in it though. I enjoyed it so much I’d do excersizes in the book for fun!! That and politics were the only courses I was passionate about.

But I became a software dev that didn’t use maths or politics. :/

So from age 5-17 I hated maths cos I saw no point in it. Until I hit 17 and someone said I can work out how fast a fucking cannon ball travels on impact?! I mean holy dog shit! If someone told me that in primary school I’d have loved maths!

It was very much taught as a means to answer questions though rather than application. So as an adult I’d have to be shown how a number could be found using algebra. But because it wasn’t in an algebra question format it went over my head. It literally required someone taking numbers I’d been given and putting them in a line with letters before my brain engaged to “Oh shit - algebra! I know this!”.

Another example is differentiation. I recently looked up my notes and remembered it was told to us very mechanically: f(x) = 4x^3 => f’(x) = 4(3x^2) = 12x^2

No idea why that’s the case - it just is.

It’s a shame cos I learnt I love maths at 17 but by that point I’d lost years of potential.

P.S. any advice on where I can re-learn real-world maths? I’d love to redo my teens maths learning for fun.

gandalf_der_12te ,

I’d like to teach math to anyone who’s interested, but I lack infrastructure to do so, unfortunately.

onion ,

Zoom+laptop webcam pointed at a sheet of paper?

gandalf_der_12te ,

That doesn’t feel viable.

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Hated Algebra in high school. Then years later got into programming. It's all algebra. Variables, variables everywhere.

lhamil64 ,

Ehh I wouldn’t say variables in programming are all that similar to variables in algebra. In a programming language, variables typically are just a name for some data. Whereas in algebra, they are placeholders for unknown values.

emergencyfood ,

Machine Learning is basically a lot of linear algebra, which is mathematically equivalent to solving simultaneous equations.

thehatfox , (edited )
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That’s one of the big problems with maths teaching in the UK, it’s almost actively hostile to giving any sort of context.

When a subject is reduced to a chore done for its own sake it’s no wonder most students don’t develop a passion or interest in it.

lolcatnip ,

In the US it’s common to give students “word problems” that describe a scenario and ask them to answer a question that requires applying whatever math they’re studying at the time. Students hate them and criticize the problems for being unrealistic, but I think they really just hate word problems because because they find them difficult. To me that means they need more word problems so they can actually get used to thinking about how math relates to the real world.

gandalf_der_12te ,

I don’t see it that way. Most “word problems” are just poorly posed, lack important information, or are ambiguous. Often, they are mostly fairly unrealistic.

It would be better to describe usage scenarios, talk about examples in class, and give exercises which have a clear, discernible pattern. Like, actual physics problems.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, the word problems suck because they’re intended to teach you how to convert word problems into math problems. They did absolutely nothing to show how math is used in real world scenarios.

commandar ,

Part of what makes all the hatred for Common Core math so hilarious to me is that when I finally saw what they were teaching, it was a moment of “holy shit, this is exactly how I use and do math in real life.” It’s full of contextualizing with a focus on teaching mental shortcuts that allow you to quickly land on ballpark answers. I think it’s absolutely wonderful.

But it’s so foreign to the rote manner that a lot of parents were taught that many of them have a hard time grasping it, and get angry as a result.

Gestrid ,

There are three problems I had with word problems in school. Not every problem applied to every word problem.

  1. “This is way too vague.”
  2. “Why would someone buy 35 apples and 23 oranges?”
  3. “Why would the person in the problem want to try to figure this problem out? It’s completely unrelated to what they were doing.”

I get the point was for us to be able to convert information given in a text format into something we can actually solve, but the word problems were usually situations you’d never realistically find yourself in in real life.

Danquebec ,

I think 2 and 3 are the same problem.

Gestrid ,

No, 2 is more “why are they buying this many”, and 3 is more “why would this person want to figure out some random thing that popped into their head about this”.

Danquebec ,

Okay, concerning 2 I thought you meant, why count and buy exactly this number. But it’s actually realistic, for a big family, or for desserts for a party, etc.

mindbleach ,

I do some 8-bit coding and only last month realized logarithms allow dirt-cheap multiplication and division. I had never used them in a context where floating-point wasn’t readily available. Took a function I’d painstakingly optimized in 6502 assembly, requiring only two hundred cycles, and instantly replaced it with sixty cycles of sloppy C. More assembly got it down to about thirty-five… and more accurate than before. All from doing exp[ log[ n ] - log[ d ] ].

Still pull my hair out doing anything with tangents. I understand it conceptually. I know how it goddamn well ought to work. But it is somehow the fiddliest goddamn thing to handle, despite being basically friggin’ linear for the first forty-five degrees. Which is why my code also now cheats by doing a (dirt cheap!) division and pretending that’s an octant angle.

FIST_FILLET , in your video will play after this ad

if the day comes where ublock origin stops working on youtube, i’ll simply stop watching youtube. plenty of quality art (stark contrast to youtube) out there to fill that consumption void

KpntAutismus ,

i can always start checking things off on my anime list.

youtube is just procrastination on my part. go ahead, make me stop using it.

PMmeYourPenis ,

I’ve already started. Most of my YT viewing was from the smart TV app, and since I can’t block ads from there I simply don’t use it anymore. It’s still OK on PC, and on mobile I use Grayjay. On my TV, I just watch shows and anime nowadays instead.

Gestrid ,

If you have an Android-based smart TV (or a device that runs Android connected to your TV), you can use SmartTube. It blocks ads, supports SponsorBlock, and casting from your phone, among other things.

PMmeYourPenis ,

Oh, thanks! I will look into this.

iAmTheTot ,
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

plenty of quality art (stark contrast to youtube)

Then why do you watch YT at all?

FIST_FILLET ,

you’re right, but also i stick to the few channels that post decent content and then never touch anything outside of that

Jessica ,

I’m starting to think it might be finally time to look into CuriosityStream and Nebula

pinkdrunkenelephants , in It's up to you to break generational trauma

What millennials pick on zoomers, where?

exocrinous ,

I don’t have a problem with zoomers, but I will make fun of them for using TikTok. It’s an unhealthy social environment. I know a zoomer who struggles with tiktok addiction and always does more poorly after using that app. They’ve been braver and kinder since they quit it.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

So instead of building a better platform for them, you denigrate them for conforming to the world you left behind for them.

You are exactly the boomer you claim to hate

barsoap ,

So if they’re not going to save the world, nothing they ever do amounts to anything. Worse, the whole thing worked (the Zoomer quit Tiktok and they feel better now) so that was obviously bad.

And now, and please do mind that has nothing to do with age: Your argument is dumb and you should feel bad. In fact the first thing is Boomer talk, the shit they tried to get us with. Fuck that.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Feel free to waste your time beating up that strawman all you like; the rest of us have actual important shit to do.

barsoap ,

At some point further down in your life you’re going to look back, in regret, thinking “Why did I become the me version of Ben Shapiro”.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

And now the projection starts.

Tell you what. I’ll just block you now and you waste my time again never.

doctorcrimson ,

I’m a millennial and I’m constantly reminding them that their generation is fucked. We can joke about overreliance on screens but they actually require it to SLEEP…

I think the strength needed to fix our world is completely lacking from first world children, that they instead escape into fantasy and whimsy and shut out the larger world. They get led around by the nose by propoganda and trends, by celebrity worship and corporate marketing.

The_Lopen ,

Why is it on the kids to fix the shitty situation other generations have created?

doctorcrimson ,

It’s on the other generations, too. It’s not going to end before we’re all dead. Passing the torch is barely functional, if a single generation fails to pick up the work set by the previous then our race will die out. Generations are generally better than their predecessors, but only because their predecessors mould them to fit the world they’ve created, and that work must continue for generations to come. They do not become the way they are on their own.

Knoxvomica ,

Hey Google what’s the definition of nihilism?

doctorcrimson ,

Are you saying you’re nihilistic and therefor that you don’t care or are you implying that I am nihilistic for worrying about the future? Because both of those sentiments are bad for very different reasons: one is wrong and the other is selfish. Thanks for accidentally arguing on my behalf.

Knoxvomica ,

I’m making fun of you if that wasn’t clear. No, the next generation are not weak, incapable or any other sort of negative generalization that you might think they are. They are people as diverse any other generation and the whole point of this post is to espouse that generational stereotypes only serve to hurt us and divide us from accomplishing better things for humanity.

doctorcrimson ,

I’m glad you were willing to admit you were wrong.

unionagainstdhmo ,
@unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

You must be a real treat to be around. I’ve never met anyone in Gen Z who exhibits any of that behaviour. Maybe you’re just exaggerating a bit based on very few people, in the off chance that you might have some evidence to support this please share it

doctorcrimson ,

If out of all of the people from an entire generation, you have never met anybody who fits such a vague description, I would accuse you of having not left your home for a long time.

unionagainstdhmo ,
@unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

I so happen to be of that generation and we’re exposed to many of my generation through school and university. I assure you the type you mention who need a screen to sleep and worship celebrities represent a very small proportion. If you think everyone from Gen Z is like that I would accuse you of never leaving Instagram or YouTube

panda_paddle ,

They don’t know how to use the shift key to make capital letters. They are lost.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Jesus Christ, and when boomers say the same about you, you have the nerve to act like a victim

Pyr_Pressure ,

I’m not a fan of the tiktok Insta influencer culture and communicating in 90% emojis but other than that it’s all good.

barsoap ,

Me, here.

Picking on younger generations is healthy and natural: They’re still figuring stuff out and it’s a good way to give some teachings while everyone has a chuckle. What’s not healthy and natural is leaving them with neuroses where silent expectations, judgements, unwillingness to see their side etc. are the usual weapons: Don’t carry a dagger behind your back, doubly so don’t be unconscious of it, instead, open-carry a super soaker.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Said the dumbass craven bully who needs to pick on people weaker than themselves to feel better

barsoap ,

So you wouldn’t pick a snowball fight with a whole primary school because you’re oh so moral, not because you’re scared. Makes sense.

pinkdrunkenelephants , (edited )

Unlike you I do not, in fact, fear five-year-olds. And it’s not because of fear or principle. It is because I am not a craven, sadistic lunatic who feels the need to harm children to prove a point.

barsoap ,

I shall look forward towards your experience report picking that snowball fight with a whole primary school, then. Also primary school is like 6-10, at least over here. They can throw.

Paradachshund , in It's up to you to break generational trauma

I’m a millennial and I don’t understand why anyone from my generation would have a problem with zoomers. Y’all are good people.

Candelestine ,

I think a lot of the millennial drama is manufactured. The generational drama in general is.

Not that generation gaps don’t exist, but generally we’re pretty tolerant of each other at the younger/lefter end. Even most of the disagreement around Gaza is more fueled by political position than age imo, once you allowed the newcomers to the conflict the time to get up to speed on it. Which did take a little time. It’s kinda complicated.

There are definitely large numbers of people trying to manufacture conflict in pretty much every way they can think of, though. Some bots, some volunteers, probably even some paid people, world is a big place and labor can be cheap. Fortunately Lemmings generally seem to be a harder target.

tacosanonymous , in You liar!

“Two minutes, Turkish.”

TedZanzibar ,

It was two minutes five minutes ago!

IHateFacelessPorn ,

I can’t understand the joke. :/

BestBouclettes ,

I believe it’s from the movie Snatch

_dev_null ,
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PP_BOY_ , in Tru
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Wait’ll you see how the rest of the internet is

ShaunaTheDead , (edited ) in Honestly
@ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

In most European countries you need a 4 year university degree in criminology to become a cop. They have the same standards for average police officers as we in North America have for Federal law enforcement. So while it's certainly true that some European countries have shitty cops, the ones with stricter barriers to entry have slightly less shitty cops.

Here's an interactive map although it does seem to be missing a fair bit of data for Europe. The USA has the most abysmal Police training time at just 500 hours of training between being a civilian and being a Police officer.

edit: lol whoops I never actually posted the link earlier. Here it is: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/police-training-requirements-by-country

maynarkh ,

between being a civilian and being a Police officer

Also, in Europe, police are considered to be a part of civilian society. Here, “civilian” means “not part of the military”. Police officers are civilians.

verstra ,

That could be a part of the problem. I consider police to be a respected and trusted role that comes with certain privilegies, like carring an overwhellingly powerful weapon (a hand gun).

That’s very different from a civilian.

maynarkh ,

The point is that they are not a thing unto themselves, they are people hired by the commons to do a job. They have the same rights and responsibilities, they go in front of a civilian judge if they fuck up. Also, as a rule, non-civilians are not permitted to police civilians, at least here. Being a civilian BTW is, and should be, a higher status than not being one, not a way to say “not part of the cool in-group”.

Airline crews are also in a respected and trusted role and operate machinery that can cause the deaths of hundreds to thousands of people. They even have ranks and stuff. I’ve never heard anyone say airline crews are not civilians.

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

They have the same rights and responsibilities, they go in front of a civilian judge if they fuck up

Bahahahahhahahahahhahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Do you live under a rock?

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

We don’t all live in the dystopian US.

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

I consider police to be a respected and trusted

I hate to assume, but you must be a white man, and if you're not you're really fucking lucky and should read up a little more about how the police actually conduct themselves and what obligation they have to you (hint: none).

Honytawk ,

Or … they aren’t part of racist America.

Not everywhere is the white man supreme. Far from it actually.

verstra ,

Yeah, i’m not from USA or even America.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

That depends, the gendarmerie in France is part of the military, but there is also regular police which isn’t. European cops aren’t perfect, but it varies a lot by division and country and overall I’d say that your typical every day police you encounter as a normal citizen is fine, they’re usually at least somewhat polite and won’t shoot you or your dog for no reason. Some of them might go on ego trips now and then with some youth or something.

Where you see more issues is with riot police which is starting to look like a RoboCop army in some countries just smashing into protesters, or some other anti-crime divisions where they act like cowboys and leads to some events where some kids get killed or something like that, but it’s much more rare than in the US.

In some countries like in the Netherlands they are next level and you basically don’t see them or when you do they’re always super nice and polite, using positive tactics and just generally doing public service work which is what all police should be.

ricecake ,

Civilian means varied things in the US.
The police are civilians, but they’re also not, because they’re law enforcement.

Legally they’re civilians, but colloquially they’re not, because there’s a vague separation of public service workers from the public.
Firefighters are the same, because they can also legally order you to do something. You just don’t think about it as much because the fire department isn’t intrinsically fucked up.

Gork ,

Hmm. Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve really heard of many cases of FBI agents or similar federal agents doing shootings like ordinary cops do.

Only ones that come to mind are Waco and Ruby Ridge but those occurred decades ago.

Better education and training would really, really help.

SnotFlickerman , (edited )
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

No, they just write death threats to people like Martin Luther King, Jr.

They find mentally unstable people and use undercover agents to convince these people to commit acts of terror, often even giving them the tools to succeed… And then they swoop in to stop the attack and yell to the media “SEE WE SAVED THE DAY AND STOPPED TERRORISM!!” Nevermind that this person would have never been in this position without the FBI’s backing. It’s a lot easier than stopping real terrorism and gets them the budgets they want.

I mean COINTELPRO, the villification of black panthers, the railroading of Bruce Ivins in the anthrax attacks…

You must be living under a rock if you think the FBI is any better.

EDIT: made links inline instead of separated.

Kecessa ,

In Quebec it’s three years in college and another half year in police school. Pretty sure that’s the highest standard in North America and it seem we have much less trouble here too…

Mr_Blott ,

highest standard in north America

Uh, not saying much there old chap 😅

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

The quality of the cop is irrelevant when their entire purpose in existing is to serve the rich owning class by oppressing everyone who gets in their way.

Stop making excuses.

Honytawk ,

In developed countries they serve the people instead of just the ruling class. Get out of your country sometime. Not everywhere is as bleak as yours.

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

I wonder where you think I'm from..

Either way, you're the one who needs to expand their narrow view, not me.. Here are some links I happen to have to hand, feel free to look things up for yourself in your own time (lol, as if..)

https://mises.org/power-market/police-have-no-duty-protect-you-federal-court-affirms-yet-again

https://www.enainstitute.org/en/publication/mark-neocleous-capitalism-was-created-by-the-police-power-interview-at-ena-institute/

ricecake ,

Well, that’s a product of capitalism not the US. It’s more blatant in the US, but it’s how any capitalist society is organized.

It’s a structural property of capitalism, not any nations specific implementation of policing.

TheOgreChef , in poor Dean

Dean Koontz is kind of like the RC Cola of horror/suspense novelists:

  • See RC Cola in the store
  • “Hmmmm, it’s been a while, but I THINK I liked RC the last time I got it”
  • Purchase and consume RC Cola
  • “I kind of wish this was a Coke, but it’s not that bad, might as well finish”
  • Several years pass, go back to step 1

As a side note, I LOVED Dean Koontz books back in the 80’s/90’s. They were fun and quick reads that are in the “high floor, low ceiling” realm of books.

Crozekiel ,

I’m offended by this, as I much prefer RC Cola to Coke or Pepsi… :/

mihnt ,
@mihnt@lemmy.world avatar

Dr. Pepper > Cherry RC > Cherry Coke > Cherry Pepsi.

I like cherries.

frezik ,

Faygo Red Pop. It’s not really strawberry, it’s not really cherry, it’s not really anything. It tastes generically red. It’s also cheap and delicious.

mihnt ,
@mihnt@lemmy.world avatar

I tried, yo. I really tried to like it. When I first moved to Michigan everyone was trying to give it to me all the time saying it’s the best, but I just can’t. Now, their Cherry Soda? Yum.

PopShark ,

Rock n Rye is great too!

mindbleach ,

Honk.

jasondj ,

But where is Cheerwine?

If there’s one reason to go to the Carolinas…Cheerwine.

I went for a Solar Eclipse but that won’t happen there for a while.

TheRedSpade ,

Don’t need to go to the Carolinas for Cheerwine. I live in Indiana and got it in my grocery order a few weeks ago. I had never had it before. It was listed as “Cherry Soda”. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be cherry cola. Gross.

jasondj ,

Were you looking for straight cherry flavor, like a Jones Soda?

TheRedSpade ,

I’ve never had Jones, but “straight cherry flavor” sounds like exactly what I was looking for. I’ve never been a fan of cola.

On that note, while I agree with Dr Pepper being better than all the others listed, it doesn’t even belong on the list as it doesn’t have the slightest hint of cola flavor.

Sanity_in_Moderation ,

What is a high floor low ceiling book?

MJKee9 ,

Reliably entertaining, but will never be considered a masterpiece.

TheOgreChef ,

Think of it on a scale of 1-10. High floor means it’s not a stinker, so worst ranking would be in the 4/10 - 5.5/10 range. Low ceiling means it’s not going to be an all-timer, so the best ranking would be in the 6/10 - 7.5/10 range. Basically you’ll never HATE it, but you’re also never going to LOVE it.

Rodeo ,

Seems more like a description of the author than a particular book.

nomous ,

It could be, all his stuff is extremely similar. He reuses character archetypes and narrative shifts throughout most of his stories.

Early on in his career it wasn’t as bad but he’s been churning them out for awhile.

Sanity_in_Moderation ,

I’ve never read any of his books. Top 3? Just the titles. I’ll go in blind.

TheRedSpade ,

I’ve only read two of his series but enjoyed both a good deal.

Odd Thomas (first book shares title with the series)
Frankenstein (first book is Prodigal Son)

banneryear1868 ,

Basically moved on from youth novels with both Dean Koontz and Stephen King. The Odd Thomas series was a fun read at that age.

Oha , in I might move again. (Or not)

i fucking love decentralized services

Master ,

Can someone explain like im twelve please.

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