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ipkpjersi , in I have insomnia, work in Japan, and most of ya'll are active when I should be sleeping.

Nihongo ga hanasemasu ka?

Roundcat OP ,
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hai, hanasemasu yo. ogenki desuka?

ipkpjersi ,

Genki desu arigatou.

ElPussyKangaroo ,

Hey mista… I am Maddo Scientist! SO KOOOOOOOLLLLL sonuvabitch…

Maddison OP , (edited ) in The Onion: America's Finest News Source

PS: I don’t agree with what the meme is implying, but it’s funny anyway. I mean, if the submersible didn’t have two pakistanis in it, people who cared about the submersible would have been deemed racist because they only care about the submersible because it was filled with well-off white men. And I am saying this as a brown man :) I cared more about the story because it had two Pakistanis in it. I can only imagine it would get good coverage in a country with majority white people.

artisanrox ,
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Well, uh, "thank goodness there was some melination on there to.....stop racists from racisting"??? Is that what you mean???

Maddison OP ,

No, I am saying our minds are set to see patterns and had this been a completely white crew (even if they weren’t their solely because of skin color) the story’s coverage would have been seen as racist. Since there are brown people over there, it doesn’t fit the pattern and is no longer seen as racist.

I am just saying, we sometimes recognize patterns that quite frankly aren’t there.

artisanrox ,
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You can still be a racist and be unsettled by this, because the melinated guys DO NOT MATTER to you. I mean, you can simultaneously wax poetic about the white guys on board and also not care about the Pakistani people on board.

"Thank goodness we had that Pakistani on board!"

Like literally this very wealthy class of people is overwhelmingly racist anyway soooooooo you don't get a free pass with your token people along with you.

zephr_c ,

To be fair to the disgusting parasites who are ruining Earth for everyone else who has to live on it, I don’t think most of them are actually racist. They just like to use racism as an excuse to keep the rest of us divided and fighting each other instead of our real enemies. They look down on poor white people the exact same way they look down on poor people of any other race.

That’s important to remember, because ignoring it is part of how they keep us divided.

artisanrox ,
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I agree, however we're already divided because many of those poor unfortunate white people are VERY happily racist, and would continue to be even if it brought their personal ruin.

zephr_c ,

Some of them, of course. It’s not caused by being poor and white though. It’s a thing people are taught. It’s not exactly trivial to undo decades of belief, but we can and should fight against it.

artisanrox ,
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I mean yes but until then lots of them literally want to shoot brown people and kill me for being a lib sooooo there's that

DesolateMood ,

Funny meme but this is a bad take

intrepid ,

The vast majority of reports and commentaries about the incident say nothing about the race of the passengers. They instead talk about how stupid it is to use a composite hull for deep dives. People are interested in this news because of the hubris involved - and the wealthy to a lesser extent. But not by race.

db2 , in I'm definitely dying

And she’s gonna put those snotty things in her ears again…

TimeSquirrel , in Italy!? You must mean Pizza
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According to this, Australia is just a body of water? You guys living on makeshift atolls out there or something?

Imgonnatrythis ,

How can you tell it’s water if it’s not blue?

UnverifiedAPK ,

Because the sea is black (or is it red?)

anolemmi , in A dollar saved is a dollar earned
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Do they think they have to sit and watch them grow?..

JudahBenHur , in A dollar saved is a dollar earned

Honestly, with my raised beds, between compost, seeds and fertilizer I probably lose money compared to buying tomatoes from the store. Home grown garden tomatoes are 10x better quality than grocery store tomatoes.

worfamerryman ,

And if ever there is a day you can’t buy tomatoes for whatever reason, you will have them.

JudahBenHur ,

we actually switched to gerkins. so, if theres ever a day where we can’t buy pickels, we’d have them, but not the pickling ingredients as we can’t grow our own vinegar

dominotheory ,

You can! You just need a vinegar mother! I’ve not done it myself, but the way I understand it you can transfer the mother once the vinegar is to your liking, then on to the next one.

JudahBenHur ,

I had a look and its like a red liver looking thing? I’m not sure I’m prepared for this

worfamerryman ,

When gardens are being raided due to mass starvation, people will go to your house and say, “Pickles, GROSS!” They will move on and your house will be spared.

JudahBenHur ,

good thing I’m not growing cheeseburgers

worfamerryman ,

What I would give for a cheeseburger tree.

SkepticElliptic ,
fomo_erotic ,
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Honestly, with my raised beds, between compost, seeds and fertilizer I probably lose money compared to buying tomatoes from the store. Home grown garden tomatoes are 10x better quality than grocery store tomatoes.

Bro I been growing edamame. Holy fucking shit. You’ll fucking cum.

seitanic ,
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Soybeans. You’ve been growing soybeans.

TheBurlapBandit ,

I think the person knows their own garden better than some rando lol

snooggums ,
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Edamame is soybeans.

jackie_jormp_jomp ,

Soybeans is edamame.

jackie_jormp_jomp ,

And Zendaya is Meechee.

JudahBenHur ,

Ive been telling people egg is egg for a long time i.pinimg.com/…/f7c5f6fa35da9a45e43ec4e1424bfb81.j…

Foofighter ,
Sigh_Bafanada ,

Is edamame specifically when it’s in food form?

seitanic ,
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There are lots of different foods made from soybeans, like tofu and tempeh. Edamame is young, whole soybeans cooked in their pods.

Sigh_Bafanada ,

Ah good to know, thanks!

Geriatrickid ,

TIL

hglman ,
MindSkipperBro12 ,

“Your little nutsacks are gonna be quacking buddy.”

AnonStoleMyPants ,

I should do that next year. Grow a bunch of stuff for the first time hydroponically this year and it has been fun. Even though the pruning gods would murder me if they saw my tomatoes.

JudahBenHur ,

yeah? our light is very poor in our back garden. the only thing that thrives, that I’ve found, is gerkins, so thats what we grow. tiny cucumbers, and we pickle them.

we tried regular peas and beans, and it was OK, but there was so little fruit at one time we became completely confused as to how anyone could have enough for a whole serving at any one time.

Whats your light situation like with the edamame? do you just boil/salt them and eat them like you would in a japanese restaurant?

Matt_Shatt ,

Yeah but then what do I do with the leftover edamame?

lazylion_ca ,

Not to mention the cost of watering.

BeardedBlaze ,
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That’s what rain barrels are for

JudahBenHur ,

I live in Ireland, we don’t pay for water (or even waste water out like they do in Germany), but the rain has been non-stop this year with the gulf stream. I’ve also just intalled a water butt out of a 500l repurposed whiskey barrel (again, Ireland) so that also helps with not having to use the hose (they call it the hose pipe)

SkepticElliptic ,

Collect the condensed water from the aircon.

SkepticElliptic ,

Sure, but if you keep the same plot, over time that cost will average out.

blanketswithsmallpox , (edited ) in A dollar saved is a dollar earned
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Too many people think growing shit also takes a lot of effort. Nah, literally just plant shit, weed once, then wait. You literally don't even have to water in most areas lol.

People think gardening or farming takes a lot of effort. It does if you want a pretty little area that's more eye pleasing. But if you just want food? Put seeds in. Wait. Food lol. Might not be the greatest harvest but any seed you'd buy at a store is hearty as fuck now.

Edit: Holy shit, yes guys. People on the internet live in the desert and even Antarctica too. My comment wasn't meant for you contrarian buttwipes lol. It was meant for anyone who doesn't live in a hellhole and has access to a little land lol. And even in those hellholes and places with shitty soil, it's just because you're trying to grow shit not meant for there lol.

Vampiric_Luma ,
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Hydroponics and the accessibility to it makes things even easier. On demand veggie snacks, right in my room? Yes please.

AnonStoleMyPants ,

Fuck yes. Though I grow outside.

On the other hand, I’ve been expanding and fiddling my system all summer long for god know how many hours. That reminds me that my nute res is almost empty…

Sludgehammer ,
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I don’t know what your neck of the woods is like but here in “High altitude misery land, were subsoil is the only soil in your yard and it’ll freeze in June because fuck you” it’s a struggle to get anything out of the garden.

This year, something went wrong with the peppers and tomatoes I started indoors (I suspect the potting soil) and they never grew over 1.5 inches tall, even after they were hardened off and planted outdoors in proper soil. As such, I bought a pepper and a tomato from a retail store. The pepper is still only about a foot tall, but the tomato was actually bushing out fairly well, about 4’ tall… and then something ate it down to maybe 3’-2.5’-ish. The squash I started indoors did much better and survived hardening off well. After I put them into the garden the earwigs actually waited a whole week to eat them down to stumps. And I absolutely need to water… it takes about two days for the plants to start wilting.

My garden makes me appreciate the supermarket every year.

cizra ,

My soil is also “clay with weeds on top”, but somehow the weeds manage to grow, so I’m not losing hope. I’m digging it up, mixing with peat+manure+last year’s grass clippings, and hoping for the best. It helps to have a neighbor sell bullshit by the ton. My Mrs., on the other hand, would prefer to buy planting soil by the truckload.

A late frost eated almost all my apples, bell peppers, and whatnot, this year - everything that wasn’t covered. What was covered, though, survived fine. You can make a basic greenhouse-like thing out of bent sticks and some translucent fabric or plastic. It needn’t be clear.

As for watering - get a drip-feed system, the basic ones cost sth like 50€ here. Hook it up to a tank placed high, and add a timer, or just set up alarm clock to open it every day for 10 minutes. It’s so much comfier than dragging around hoses or cans. For bonus points, get rain catchment tanks and install them high. Your plants will grow better when watered with warm water.

Misconduct ,

This comment is brought to you by someone living in a temperate area, with land that they have access to, that also doesn’t scorch everything that tries to grow.

A lot of people think growing shit takes a lot of effort because it does for them.

That being said, hydroponics is a very nice option that works for me.

artisanrox , in Inflation yaay!
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"We're making record profits!!!...

...No Steve, you can't have a raise. Here's a bag of Fritos!"

RagingRobot ,

We made record profits but we projected unattainable goals so you can’t have a raise

ICastFist ,
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Steve, if you keep complaining with your coworkers, you’ll be fired. You know what, you’re fired. And your coworkers, too, the company can’t keep up with your expenses.

reverendsteveii ,

awwww man…

HootinNHollerin , in I'm definitely dying
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See boss I’m in ER

TimeSquirrel ,
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After my emergency appendectomy after it ruptured, I sent a selfie of myself with all the machines hooked up to me in the background informing them of the news. It actually felt satisfying thinking "fuck ya'll, you won't see me for three weeks, here's proof, give me my sick leave pay, I'm gonna be playing video games all day".

HootinNHollerin , in Italy!? You must mean Pizza
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Na

Dubious_Fart , in A dollar saved is a dollar earned

1.33?

I can easily go through a tomato a day. The only thing limiting me is the cost. if I grew my own I would definitely go through at least 2 tomatoes a day.

AmberPrince ,
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You sound like a weird tomato version of Gaston.

Dubious_Fart ,

Tomatoes are good man.

Sliced and put in a sandwich.

Sliced and served cold with salt and pepper.

chopped on a taco, or in a salad/wrap.

Make into soup.

cooked down into sauce.

but not fried. Fried green tomatoes are shit and taste awful.

Meowoem ,

We had so many last year that we had to freeze a load, they’re actually really nice frozen - I liked freezing them whole and they make the coolest sound when you knock them into each other, then while frozen cut into wedges and eat. Really refreshing and great texture.

oo1 ,

I think they're meming that 4 that was their total yield from all the plants they were able over the 2 months.

if you were to grow your own you'd probably be limited by something - space , light, and soil quality, and weather (maybe)

that's probably why you say "if"

artisanrox , in Between awake and asleep
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I seriously want a version of this video with floofy screaming cowboy cats now.

(and yes, OP please look into tinnitus.)

odium , in We live in a beautiful world

Rip SEA

ghost , in We live in a beautiful world
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Africa looking delicious

Roundcat ,
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Settle down Leopold.

potpie , in I have insomnia, work in Japan, and most of ya'll are active when I should be sleeping.

Hey that’s cool. I’m late to the party but just in time to wish you a happy lunch. What’re you having?

Roundcat OP ,
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rice balls and coffee. first class begins in 10 minutes.

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