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ssj2marx , in Checkmate

You’re saying you got out of college ten years ago, and worked for exactly one company that entire time, and you can’t say who it was or what you did because of an NDA?

Yes.

ILikeBoobies ,

You’re a strange man Marx, but you steam a good ham

NataliePortland , in We can do it. Together.
@NataliePortland@lemmy.ca avatar

Haven’t visited Reddit since I came here last summer. I love it here. It’s not perfect, but it’s ours

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
Plopp ,

I still visit Reddit every time I want to cum.

Peppycito ,

I’ve given up. Every other post is an ad. Spoils the mood.

MaSHiNiK ,
@MaSHiNiK@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never seen an ad in reddit

Peppycito ,

How so? You need to use the ap to see porn and the ap is mostly an ad server.

MaSHiNiK ,
@MaSHiNiK@lemmy.world avatar

What does porn have to do with it? But that’s not the point, I used to use Infinity for reddit, and then when they changed the api, I used it for a while and then switched to old reddit.

MaSHiNiK ,
@MaSHiNiK@lemmy.world avatar

Actually, I thought that maybe I had seen that ad a long time ago, but I just forgot about it 🤷‍♂️

Plopp ,

What? You need no app to see porn on Reddit. Use a web browser with the RES addon on a regular computer and visit old.reddit like a normal person.

Peppycito ,

We’re on the mobile/desktop devide. I’ve only seen reddit on a computer if I clicked on a link from someone. That’s why that api bullshit brought me here.

papalonian ,

Holy crap, I’ve been here almost a year. Well I was using kbin at first but still.

Crumbgrabber OP ,

+10 fake internet points added. 🤑 ✍️

Gormadt , in *audible sigh*
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah it’s lip service, but it’s lip service they pay due to feeling like we are a marketable demographic.

They feel that advertising to us as a group and making the haters mad is more profitable than the alternative.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

The way bud light handled it, when kid rock started shooting bud light palettes with his machine gun…

This is what you need to know.

Never trust.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

What’s your point in bringing bud light up? I’m not trying to start shit, genuinely curious. What is it that we need to know? What does “never trust” mean in this context? I can’t make heads or tails of anything you wrote

SqueakyBeaver ,

I’m not op, so I’m just guessing here

I think they meant a sort of “at the first sign of pushback, the companies will ditch LGBT people. Don’t mistake their gay logos as actually support”

Omniraptor ,

Last spring bud light sent trans influencer Dylan mulvaney a personalized beer can as part of a broad marketing push. This drew criticism/calls for a boycott from various prominent transphobes and caused a slight slump in sales. Bud light responded by laying off/“laying off” various senior marketing execs etc, and did not afaict support support mulvaney after it (no loud anti-transphobia pr statement). Very illustrative story of how corporate support of lgbt people under capitalism works

archive.ph/PVQWS

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Like SqueakyBeaver and omniraptor pointed out, it was last years campaign Budweiser made with dylan mulvaney. They featured her on some bud light special editions.

Kid Rock made a video with him shooting the beer and the target demographic “cancelled” bud light making a big fuss about it online.

Budweiser was short of apologizing on their knees for their “mishap”, the Creator of the campaign was fired, etc.

People online were pretty harsh with dylan mulvaney. Budweiser dropped her like a hot potato. From what she posted afterwards, i figured they never contacted her or reached out to her in any way, in order to check if she’s ok.

That’s what i meant, they invest in “inclusion” , because it brings them cash. It’s not like humans became enlightened over the past decades. There was progress, sure, very slow progress in all things around being inclusive of others. Corporations are adapting to a demographic that is growing and are potential future customers.

something_random_tho , in gotta wonder why the aliens would build these rooms

When the superman track pops on during the first big drop-in.

Lemjukes ,

So here I am

Olivia5k ,

Doing everything I can

qjkxbmwvz , in *laughs in unicycle*

I did this in undergrad. Campus security stopped me, I argued, he called his supervisor on the radio. We chatted for a while, and turns out he was from Venezuela, had studied what I was studying, and was an overall pleasant character. Supervisor response was basically, “wow college kids think they’re really clever don’t they?”, and I was asked, politely, to cease.

I felt like a bit of a dick after that.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Well you’re at a college. If you want people to follow rules, be more specific, or don’t get pissed when they follow the stated rules but you feel like the rules should include something else.

If the concern is liability, then don’t just say “don’t skateboard” and get mad when people bike through the area. You said no skateboards. This is not a skateboard. Rules=followed.

If anyone feels like chirping in with “you know what they meant” that really doesn’t matter. Not to me, not to people who don’t understand that sort of thing, not to courts.

Besides, I feel like clarity is some thing you should strive for at a facility for higher education.

jawa21 ,
@jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

The simple answer would have been a sign that stated “Walking Only”.

xilona ,

A clear mind☝️ Thanks mate! But we should think also about people with disabilities

shuzuko ,

“Walking and mobility aid devices only”, perhaps?

lunachocken ,

My slow movement speed is aided by my jet engine powered shopping cart.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The concern seems to be people running into pedestrians. So a unicycle might actually be okay since they’re not fast.

jaybone ,

The sign should say “no pedants.”

Monument , in Good boy

She liked that he had two tails. He liked that she had 3 1/2 foot long femurs.

But it was not to be, because it was an AI ripoff of an actual webcomic.

eestileib ,

Why is she clutching the vase with roses in it?

Monument ,

Got addicted to rosewater in the French foreign legion, and now that she’s been kicked out as their animal handler, she’s aa to resort to bottom shelf stuff.

jaybone ,

That was where she lost her pinky finger.

lugal , in When your profile matches the job

… but you’re far too lazy for it

Entropywins ,

Oh, thank goodness, I thought I was a good person for a second…turns out I’m just lazy!!!

frickineh ,

Yeah, like I’m not even motivated enough to go to the grocery store most of the time, I’m definitely not working up the energy to pick a victim, plan a whole murder, do a whole murder, hide evidence, go home, and then do it all again later. That’s basically a second job.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

im glad we have the internet to distract serial killers now. imagine if you had to be home alone and bored

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Look I’d like to go on a killing spree, but someone just uploaded an 8 hour synopsis of a kids cartoon I haven’t seen decades and I must watch it.

ThirdWorldOrder , in The world is saved

Ah yes the decals on the top of the rig to advertise to all the helicopters

onion ,

The press photos after crashes are free advertising

ironhydroxide ,

Yes because overpasses are not a thing, nor are buildings taller than trucks, with windows.

ThirdWorldOrder ,

Feel free to google “Birds Eye view of truck stop” and you’ll see no one has advertising on top of their rig

ironhydroxide ,

Just because few currently do it, doesn’t mean that more companies won’t start.

Ads are a disease and spread to fill the space available.

ThirdWorldOrder ,

I can’t even find one truck that does it. This is clearly a photoshop and you’re making this out to be something it’s not.

ironhydroxide ,

Making it out to be something it’s not? I pointed out that there are other ways than helicopters to see the tops of trucks. You dogpiled the “nobody does that”.

Who made it something it wasn’t?

Also it is something done

ThirdWorldOrder ,

I’m not in the best of mindsets today so I was perhaps being a bit too harsh on you, please accept my apology.

ironhydroxide ,

No worries, take care of yourself, it’s Friday after all.

And if you need to vent, feel free to DM me, I’ve got thick skin and am willing to listen.

XCraftMC ,

here it is boys, we’ve achieved world peace

flambonkscious ,

No, it’s clearly a tipped trailer that has rolled 90°

Default_Defect , in Just one more lane
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Study: 83% Of Road Construction Stops Right Before They Would Have Added The Lane That Would Solve Traffic Problems

Laser , (edited )

The remaining 17% just never stop

Nomecks , in Chinese numbers

0 = diarrhea man. Got it!

Thcdenton ,
abrahambelch ,
@abrahambelch@programming.dev avatar

What the fuck

androogee ,

swap.avi

don , in Dude collected all three strikes below the ankle

Dude got socks in crocs with locks

blackstampede ,

I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them, sam-I-am.

Son_of_dad , in "If you go to comic con with a B5 cosplay, you will die." -Ambassador Kosh

The Stargate guy is crying in a corner

AFallingAnvil ,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Indeed.

Pharmacokinetics OP , (edited )
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

He is probably jealous of the Starship Troopers guy who got popular again because of Helldivers 2. The Firefly guy is probably playing a shooter arcade with his laser revolver and the Battlestar Galactica guy is piss out drunk.

Kecessa ,

Meanwhile people are looking at this guy going WTF?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/4d6cc6cb-2b99-4aab-9517-9c8f3b7d40ba.jpeg

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

I know I am!:-P

Kecessa ,

Space: 1999

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Well that answers one question… and begins to spawn a whole new series of them:-).

Rhynoplaz ,

Among us???

Kecessa ,

Space: 1999

feedum_sneedson ,

Oh man I loved Power Rangers!

Son_of_dad ,

The Firefly guy is muttering “fucking Joss Whedon” under his breath

devfuuu ,

From all of them I’m only a fan of Stargate.

There are dozens of us.

I should rewatch sg1 again…

Son_of_dad ,

I just feel terrible that you guys don’t have the berth of content that star wars/star trek fans have. I should give stargate a try

octopus_ink ,

FYI -

  • You need to bear with it through the usual S1 growing pains
  • By today’s standards it’s almost unbearably 90s, especially during the first season (IMO)
  • It really does get great.
  • It made me cry at least a few times.

SG-1 was a great mixture of comedy and drama in sci-fi IMO, and while it’s not my very favorite franchise, it’s easily top 10 for me. If you haven’t seen it before it’s worth your time for sure!

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Personally I feel like the show really finds it’s legs in S3 but kicks it into high gear for S6.

I’m sure every fan has a list of episodes you can skip, and while I do skip a lot of S1/2 depending on how long it’s been since I watched those particulars, personally I think they’re all important for Stargate as a whole. Necessary to watch on your second run I think, not necessarily for the first.

Luckily since I know the people I’ve watched it with pretty well, I know what can be skipped and what they’ll need to watch to really “get it”. And I summarize the episodes we skip. Sometimes I’ll even give them the option like “next episode is pretty slow, no real action but a lot of off-world things and important conversations/drama” and let them decide if they want to watch a slow episode or not.

Although honestly, how can you think the episodes where Daniel poses as Yu’s servant are boring? Sure no big explosions and action sequences, but it’s riveting.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t think SG-1 started off as rough as, say, Star Trek TNG did. They were making overall good television even in the first episode of SG-1.

The first two seasons especially had the Torchwood problem of trying to be very emphatically a show for adults, which is why there’s that infamous full frontal scene in the pilot episode. I think they realized that there’s money in syndication on basic cable so they produced most of the rest of the show to kind of a PG rating which stabilized the tone.

octopus_ink ,

Personally I feel like the show really finds it’s legs in S3 but kicks it into high gear for S6.

Really I have to agree with that now that you mention it. I think it had been too long since I watched it. :)

I’m sure every fan has a list of episodes you can skip

I skip nothing on any show! I know people commonly do this, I just don’t. If I’m watching it, I’m watching it warts and all. 😁

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

While normally I would agree that you should take it all in as-is… It really depends on how many times you’ve seen it…

SG1 was my jam while it was still running, and I watched it every chance I got from S4 onwards.

When my family didn’t have cable, we had the first 5 seasons of SG1 on DVD, and I watched them. A lot.

So I definitely have seen enough of The Broca Divide and Emancipation and will happily skip them my next go around. If I’m showing them to a new person though, it’s “you should watch ALL OF THEM”

octopus_ink ,

Fair, I can definitely see how there would be a point of saturation!

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

I’m trying to get my wife through the series.

Daniel just died and she’s pissed. Hates Jonas already just for being “not Daniel”

I love seeing Stargate brought up in the wild

DmMacniel ,

Beware if Maybourne. He may steal your hotdog.

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Stargate is the best “star-” franchise imho.

Son_of_dad ,

I vaguely remember the movie, I liked the cool concept behind it, but i didn’t watch any of the shows

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

The shows are the best part.

The movie was meh as far as I’m concerned. Neat but meh. I was pretty young when it came out and only saw it with my dad many years later.

SG1 is where it’s at. 10 seasons and 3 movies of fantastic TV.

Atlantis is even better for the action-lovers, I feel like it was much more action-packed. That’s partly just because both shows are products of their times, SG1 started when TV shows were much slower paced, but picks it up as the years pass. Very different first seasons.

Universe is unlike either of the other two, and if you approach it expecting more SG1/Atlantis you will be disappointed, and likely not finish the series. It’s far more focused on drama, I think. Recently someone compared it to Lost, and honestly I can see the influence. The whole “mystery” aspect, having no idea where the story will go next… It’s a totally different show that you might not like even if you loved the other two.

I’d say watch a few episodes from like season 6 or 7, and decide if you want to see more. It is a product of its time and the first season of any show can be hard to get through, 90s shows especially.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Universe was the Sci-Fi SyFy channel seeing Battlestar Galactica’s success and demanding a “grimmer, darker Stargate show.” It sucks pink eye.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

So here’s the thing about Stargate canon:

There was the movie. Roland Emmerich planned to make a couple of sequels turning it into a trilogy, but that never happened. Bill McCay wrote a short series of novels based on the premise of those sequels through the late 90’s.

The TV series Stargate SG-1 treats the movie as like 96.7% canon. There are some very minor things directly retconned, for example in the movie the nameless planet they go to is said to be in the “Kaliem galaxy” where in the show the same place is named Abydos and is located in the Milky Way galaxy, but beyond a few details like that it is treated as established fact.

TV show picks up from where the movie left off, then takes a 27° right turn and heads off in its own direction compared to where the books went. It kind of feels like the writers were given nothing but the theatrical cut of the movie to study with no other context or creators’ notes or anything, and then told to make a TV show out of it. And then they did a very good job with this assignment.

You know how some shows have a first season problem? Like, Babylon 5’s first season is a little rough and it really gets good in Season 2, or how you should introduce someone to Star Trek TNG at Season 3? SG-1 has some early installment weirdness in the first six episodes or so but they’re watchable, and then by mid-season 1 it finds its groove.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Farscape says what the frell?

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starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Moya is cooler than the rest of those ships combined

She doesn’t need to frell herself, she ready bad a baby

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

There most definitely could not have been a show without her! :-P

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

She literally carries the actors throughout the show.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

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nightwatch_admin ,

seaQuest DSV: Let me in! Let me iiiiinnnn!!

yukichigai ,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

Naw he's off at RenFaire.

Mycatiskai , in Me irl

Just transitioned from a Google + slack company to a Microsoft account company.

I asked if we put our email accounts on our phones to be able to answer after hours, my supervisor said very few people are given access to emails on their phones.

I am fine with the switch, I used to get 40-60 emails to sort through a day. Now I will be doing maybe 5-10 a day and only 3 or 4 might actually be for me and I only have an 8 hour day with no after hours meetings.

undercrust ,

Sounds like a pretty big win to me? Who answers emails after hours, yuck

Mycatiskai ,

I’m going from a 24/6 bigger city operation to a mon-fri 7-430 operation in a small town. It is a huge win for me.

undercrust ,

Congrats! That sounds like a great change.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Now I wonder if there’s a correlation between companies using Microsoft package being companies less obsessed with crunch culture…

Ashe ,

They must have some intense data retention policies. You can configure compliance levels to allow anyone into their Outlook acct using the app without any special permissions pretty easily.

Good on them to cut down access like that

tty5 ,

I’ve had a company require employees to install MDM on personal phones (remote control/management) to be allowed to use them for 2fa app or email access… there was a surprised Pikachu when I refused. Eventually they issued me a company phone, because it was impossible to do most tasks without 2fa. That device was on 9 to 5 only.

ichbinjasokreativ ,

What the fuck? Are there really people who allow that?

tty5 ,

Over 98% did. My job was security adjacent so I’ve had some insight into those metrics

ichbinjasokreativ ,

I work in IT and endpoint management is among my tasks. Knowing the things we can do to smartphones that are controlled by our mdm is enough to where I would never agree to having thatopn my personal device. I even refused to get a company provided smartphone.

tty5 ,

Same.

It was kind of fun, because I joined the company as a part of acquihire and they came to my entire team to install MDM on our laptops. It turned out we were mostly running Linux, while their MDM was Windows and MacOS only. They left…

They came back 2 weeks later to tell us it would be best if we installed Windows. We told them “no, thank you” to which they responded with surprised pikachu, because they were used to their suggestions being treated as commands. So they left again.

A month later they came back to tell us we really should install Windows to which we responded that we’d have to rebuild out entire tooling and we’re on tight deadlines as-is. It’s important to note that their Windows setup didn’t allow VMs…

Some time later we got an email to let us know MDM vendor will soon have Linux beta. Does it support Arch and Nixos? They’ll get back to us on that. And we started researching how hard would it be to run BSD on a laptop ;-)

Ah, the confidence boost you get when you know your job is absolutely secure and the only reason you don’t quit is because of a retention bonus :D

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Remote control of your personal phone for work? That sounds dodgey, I would definitely refuse. Would anyone actually accept that?

Also, 2fa is a really shit excuse for that.

tty5 ,

Less than 2% of workforce got issued a company phone for that reason.

Any device required MDM installed to get access to VPN that got you to company network, to get 2fa app, SSO or email.

Patches ,

Sounds like they’re respecting work life balance in a round-about way.

No Boss, I didn’t get that email sent at 11 PM last night. I don’t sit in front of my PC at all hours of the day.

VeganCheesecake ,
@VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Why not just a physical TOTP token? There’s ones that do 100 Tokens, probably won’t need more than that. Smartphone for 2fa seems overkill.

tty5 , (edited )

Because the only 2FA allowed was onelogin push. Don’t ask me why.

They also used an “enterprise” VPN that was acquired by some larger company, was pretty much abandoned at that point and only worked with a proprietary client that took days to set up on Linux - this was fun for me and all my colleagues who ended at that sad company as a result of an acquihire and were 80% devs running linux.

Patches , (edited )

But why would anyone?

I have an MDM on my work phone and I can’t even access PlayStore anymore. It only allows Company Allowed Apps which is to say nothing. YouTube is broken because MDM somehow controls my DNS records. Firefox cannot be installed so Ads everywhere. Chrome only and it can only go to approved websites because Yahoo is safe but Ars Technica is not???

Why would anyone want that on a device they pay for?

Is my MDM different from their MDM?

aicse ,

MDM can be configured in 2 modes, one with company owned devices and one with bring your own device. But there are lots of settings that can be done, usually it is configured with work and personal profiles and the work one has all the restrictions in place and the personal has no limits. Maybe just some device features can be also enforced, like forbid the OEM unlock and ADB.

Honytawk ,

But … why?

Outlook on phones works well enough. Was it some security measurement or something?

Rakonat ,

My particular company emails contain privilege information and there is absolutely zero trust in letting smart phones aka roaming data leaks anywhere near that.

Mycatiskai ,

I mean it doesn’t matter to me, I don’t want to take my work home with me and I’m close to the computer while I’m at work.

BurningRiver ,

It is normally a security thing. Unless the company has managed mobile devices, you don’t want company data on a personal cell phone.

slazer2au , in No title

More impressed they did that and no one else came along to fuck it up.

nick , in My landlord thinks my gaming pc is for work... haha

Here’s a tip for landlords: try to keep your heads attached when the revolution finally comes.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Shhhhhhh don’t let them know, jeez

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