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ipkpjersi ,

This is honestly one of the benefits of WFH, no need for 1 ply, I can have 2 ply or maybe even 3 ply if I’m feeling fancy.

Etterra ,

Whenever I have to use thin TP i just use way more of it. So much for saving money, dipshits.

BeMoreCareful ,

Fistfuls. Like wiping with a baseball. That’s obviously the intended purpose of cheap toilet paper.

ipkpjersi ,

I don’t know why but the image of wiping with a baseball is hilarious to me.

Hikermick ,

It’s like trying to wipe my ass with a CVS receipt. That’s why I never leave home without my supply of 2 ply

Thteven ,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Best piece of ass I ever got

joel ,

idgi, who is that?

dubyakay ,

The point where is that the dress represents the TP and Anya Taylor-Joy represents their finger.

capnminus ,
@capnminus@lemmy.world avatar

bidet gang

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

You’re downvoted but there are travel bidets

CapnAssHolo ,

Zamn even bidets are travelling and living their best life while I’m stuck at 9 to 5

AeonFelis ,

Travel is never a matter of money but of bidet.

Imgonnatrythis ,

The things I would do to your finger…

knobbysideup ,
@knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works avatar

I just put a toilet in my camper van. My own place to poop no matter where I am!

variants ,

Do the turds fall straight to the highway as you’re driving around?

Minarble ,

That would be gross. He uses a vacuum ejection system to shoot them 100 metres into the air and outside the environment.

SnowmenMelt ,

Into another environment?

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Into space, till it comes back down as a turd meteor ☄️

CapnAssHolo ,

No worries we got Planet Express on the case

olicvb ,
@olicvb@lemmy.ca avatar

Someone tell the professor to double check his countdown timer

Num10ck ,

which type did you choose?

LEDZeppelin ,

That’s the wrong attitude. BYOTP just to crap on company’s time.

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Same.

I actually keep a small amount of TP in my briefcase for when it has to happen.

variants ,

Man that’s such a good idea, I need to invest in a bathroom briefcase, with a built in cyberdeck and subwoofer

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

LOL

Sounds awesome.

Num10ck ,

fannypacks

eeltech ,

You’re doing it wrong! Nothing better than getting paid to poop!

jeffgeerling.com/…/elmo-boss-makes-a-dollar.gif

EtherWhack ,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

That gif is when you are trying to get out a fat log after being constipated for a week.

materia ,

Wait, what. Why is this gif hosted on Jeff Geerling’s site of all places?

eeltech ,

What, you don’t think he poops too?

AeonFelis ,

You wanna be careful sharing that GIF.

psud ,

That guy pretends he was fired and sued for sharing that meme. He was neither. He was told off, got butt hurt and stopped going to work, got fired for not going to work, lied about being fired for the meme and got sued for the lie

PopcornPrincess ,

Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

That’s why I poop on company time.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

So we are all just gonna pretend she’s not an alien, right?

shalafi ,

She’s the most beautiful woman in the world is who she is. Alien? Fine by me!

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I didn’t say she isn’t beautiful. She’s a beautiful alien.

shalafi ,

We are solidly on the same page.

pipe01 ,

If that’s how aliens look like I’d let them use my body for experiments

SPRUNT ,

The solution to cheap toilet paper https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f545573d-f437-4879-b509-a830c212a163.gif

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