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ArbitraryValue , in 🎶 A small town, rural noun, simple adjective 🎶

You know how in comic books there are alternate realities where the writers get to explore ideas like “What if Superman was the bad guy?” without turning their main setting into a dystopia? We’re in one of those. “What if terrorists attacked and then everyone lost their minds?”

(On Earth Prime, there was no such thing as a hanging chad, Gore won the election, and somehow he prevented 9/11.)

GenderNeutralBro ,

somehow he prevented 9/11

Not even necessary. The Bush administration’s response to 9/11 caused most of the damage. We’d be living in a whole different world if Gore had been in charge, even if 9/11 happened the same way.

ArbitraryValue ,

I think you’re right, but I hope the writers wouldn’t have something pointlessly horrible like that happen in the main universe. Unless this is one of those edgy comics where Batman shoots people…

Moonguide ,

So, Supreme Snyder is directing this billions years old epic.

Uranium3006 ,
@Uranium3006@kbin.social avatar

I remember the halcyon days when we thought W was the dumbest president ever

GenderNeutralBro ,
ArbitraryValue ,

From my point of view as someone who doesn’t vote Republican, Trump is a far more unpleasant individual but GWB did much more harm.

CrabAndBroom ,

I see it as sort of like: Bush was the room-mate who sold all the doors and windows of the house, Trump is just the crack-head who inevitably climbs in and starts sleeping in the living room.

FlexibleToast ,

Reagan did the most harm.

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Bush: terrorists based in Afghanistan did this.

Me in the early 2000s: uh huh.

Bush: so we're invading Iraq.

Me: makes sens-wait what?? Why the fuck for?

HenriVolney ,

And then - Freedom fries!

Fazoo ,
@Fazoo@lemmy.ml avatar

Don’t forget that syrupy freedom toast!

CrabAndBroom ,

Hunter S. Thompson called it so hard it’s unbelievable:

The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now – with somebody – and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.

It will be a Religious War, a sort of Christian Jihad, fueled by religious hatred and led by merciless fanatics on both sides. It will be guerilla warfare on a global scale, with no front lines and no identifiable enemy. Osama bin Laden may be a primitive “figurehead” – or even dead, for all we know – but whoever put those All-American jet planes loaded with All-American fuel into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon did it with chilling precision and accuracy. The second one was a dead-on bullseye. Straight into the middle of the skyscraper.

We are going to punish somebody for this attack, but just who or what will be blown to smithereens for it is hard to say. Maybe Afghanistan, maybe Pakistan or Iraq, or possibly all three at once. Who knows? Not even the Generals in what remains of the Pentagon or the New York papers calling for WAR seem to know who did it or where to look for them.

This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed – for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil industry to finish it Now. He will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won’t hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force.

That was written less than 24 hours after the attacks, and he pretty much completely nailed the following 20 years of response to them IMO.

Catoblepas ,

He killed himself less than 3 1/2 years after writing that. He had health problems so I’m sure that was a big contributor, but I don’t think living in the immediate post-9/11 climate helped.

RaoulDook ,

His last book was about the same theme, and it is great. Kingdom of Fear

RandomStickman ,
@RandomStickman@kbin.social avatar

If Gore being the president stopped 9/11 does that prove that Bush did 9/11?

BastingChemina , in Scrubs is pretty good

I’m surprised no one mentioned the REAL barbie:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Klaus_Barbie_in_uniform.jpg

Krafting OP ,
@Krafting@lemmy.world avatar

There is so much things you can fit into a meme

natanael ,

I see you watched Rat Race

adeoxymus ,

Exactly what I was thinking of! 😂

samus12345 , (edited ) in *Impotent rage*
@samus12345@sh.itjust.works avatar

What, you don’t like watching videos like you’re looking through a keyhole?

theodewere , in 🎶 A small town, rural noun, simple adjective 🎶
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

they'll pee YOUR pants too, man.. you just go ahead and give 'em a reason.. they'll pee ALL your pants!!

bdesk ,

OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING! WHERE?!

NutWrench , in 🙃😵💀
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

“And while you’re at it, do you really NEED to sleep?”

Snowpix ,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

"In fact, do you even NEED a home? You can just sleep at work like a good little corporate slave! "

spiderman ,

might be funny until you know there are actually some people who do this.

salient_one ,
@salient_one@lemmy.villa-straylight.social avatar

There’s a webcomic about a world where almost no one sleeps anymore thanks to a new drug. And they work 16 hours a day.

NoGodsNoMasters ,

16 hours a day in a world where no one has to sleep seems wildly optimistic

DarkwinDuck , in My holy trinity of trust

I have bitwarden and mullvad, but what’s the other one?

marcus ,
@marcus@lemmy.world avatar

It’s Tutanota, an email service

LesbianLiberty , in My holy trinity of trust

What’s bottom right? Top is Bitwarden and Left is Mullvad VPN

blobcat ,
@blobcat@kbin.social avatar

tutanota, an email service

ahornsirup ,
@ahornsirup@artemis.camp avatar

Tutanota, an email service.

johnbrownwasright ,

that’s Tutanota

sabreW4K3 , in My holy trinity of trust
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

tutanota is terrible though

twei ,

Tutanota is one of the few good E-Mail services that i can think of, what’s so terrible about tutanota?

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

Tutanota is in Germany, which is part of the 14 Eyes global surveillance network. Protonmail is located in Switzerland, not currently part of any such intelligence agreements. Switz courts are also much less willing to approve search warrants.

Postis2 ,
PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=IeXaYR4ed9c

piped.video/watch?v=QCx_G_R0UmQ

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

twei ,

I already know both Videos and i am still convinced that ProtonMail is the best Mail provider. Them giving the IP Address to the French authorities “for no reason” is a claim I hear parroted a lot, but it’s simply not true. Also, if the French activist had used Tor or even just the free tier of ProtonVPN they wouldn’t have to worry about any of that, so it all comes down to bad opsec

Postis2 ,

Protonmail and protonvpn are the same company and they probably would send out logs from that to. Protonmails tor service is pretty sus to. Why would it redirect to a clernet site. Vpns are not private and defenetly not email. Email was never made to be private so it isn’t and once you use something personal with it you are fully identified like this lemmy account, if you have ever signed in to it without using tor they could just ask lemmy and get your ip so in the end it does not really matter. Neither protonmail or tutanota is the best for privacy i guess that would be cock.li or some other onion only email

twei ,

Proton wouldn’t have to disclose the real IP from anyone using their VPN, you can read their Blog-Post on that here. I think they fixed the next point, but why wouldn’t it redirect to a clearnet site? You are already using tor, hopefully on the “Most Secure” setting, so why would you care? VPNs can be secure (like proton or, even better, mullvad), but I agree that most of them aren’t. I also agree that E-Mail was not designed to be secure, but that doesn’t mean that it can’t be. PGP exists, and since proton is heavily pushing for you to use it, I think it’s okay to use their service.

Cock.li is a nice Mail provider with a not so nice owner and while the philosophy behind it is pretty cool it’s AFAIK also on every spamlist possible. Also the domains are, aside from airmail.cc, just not good for any professional usecase

Postis2 ,

You can create accounts on onions so why would it redirect to clearnet. When accesing clearnet sites in tor it has to use a exit node and most exit nodes are most likely runned by law inforcements. I guess it does not really matter what you use since you shouldn’t really send messages over email anyways. Only to create accounts that most likely can identify you

twei ,

and most exit nodes are most likely runned by law inforcements

and why would you care about that? the protonmail site is using https (which is something that MO has criticised on the onion site for some reason), so the law enforcement would have what? the ip of the middle-node, the ip of the package-destination, and the date the package was sent? that’s not really that much metadata tbh.

anyways yeah we should switch away from email to something like matrix ASAP, but tbh that won’t happen anytime soon

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

The lock in and the lies. The first being your inability to read your emails in another client. Second is the lie that it’s secure when email is inherently not second. It’s making a false promise.

Oh and I forgot the new issue, being that you can’t zoom mail, which is infuriating.

Disclaimer: I pay for Tutanota and have for a few years. But I’m tired of it. Will switch to another season once K-9 becomes Thunderbird for Android

anolemmi , in 🎶 A small town, rural noun, simple adjective 🎶
@anolemmi@lemmi.social avatar

Y’all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?

Cannibal_MoshpitV3 , in 🎶 A small town, rural noun, simple adjective 🎶

Blue Grass: I shot my cheating wife and hung myself 🤠 🪕

janus2 ,
@janus2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

the melody: 🎶energetic foot stompin barn rompin high tempo banjos & fiddles🎶
the lyrics: this drought is killing my village so we’re turning the last of the grain into whiskey so at least we can die smiling

son_named_bort , in What do you choose?

Jesus, that way he can end the world before global warming kills us all.

EmpathicVagrant ,

Look the promise was no more worldwide flooding…

stallmer , in No fucks

Dr. Seuss is far and away my most hated kids author. I hate every single one of his books and loathe reading them on the rare occasions my kids choose one.

I’ll read Sandra Boynton and Eric Carle to the kids all day though.

Blamemeta , in 🎶 A small town, rural noun, simple adjective 🎶

Wtf kinda music are you listening to?

Roundcat ,
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

Am I the only one to try that in a small town?

odium ,

If you turn the radio on in the rural US south, the only music you get is country music and spanish music

Thedogspaw , in What do you choose?

Toy r us because its were a kid can be a kid and I want to be a toys r us kid

googa , in My holy trinity of trust

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